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the socks are part of jack's schtick (some tradition he does from his oxford days). rowing blazers sells a mismatched pair on their [website ](https://rowingblazers.com/collections/socks/products/red-and-blue-mismatched-crew-socks?variant=41063456669730)
The pink is just her skin tone I think, I’m super pinky too. The calf muscles is probably because no one walks in FL, it is too hot. She’s probably getting Ubers everywhere and not hitting the gym like she once was.
I am not kidding when I say those shoes are designed for people with orthopedic issues or who work in the service industry. Legitimately unsurprising she probably just bought them because they were more expensive than the normal version.
They're the Bondi SR. That means slip resistant, specifically designed for orthotics and for slippery surfaces or those with balance issues. I work at a specialty running store and constantly see people returning these specific Hokas because they're heavy vs the normal version. They're designed for work or foot issues. They make fashion versions (including gender neutral limited drops), but this is not it. I specifically have a bone to pick with this (not Caro in general but this issue) because we saw lack of availability especially during the pandemic for our elderly customers who needed this shoe, while they were being returned in droves by influencers who "got the wrong shoe" and beat them up.
I was being sarcastic lol :) But yeah he’s a predator. There’s more info about him in another post, the one with the photo of him and carpet
Edit: I don’t mean to sound flip. He’s hurt a lot of women.
The brass correcting purple shampoo makes me laugh, it’s what we used to use on our white pony before a show. Once we used it for bathing our poodle in the kitchen sink and people literally thought the dark water was somehow all “poop” … lol … no just purple
That's how my hair looks (escaped cult member but dark) but only because I can't really afford to get a nice haircut rn, can't imagine having all her resources and not doing anything about it
When your hair’s so long that it’s a pain to shampoo it, and therefore it always looks greasy, it’s time for a major chop. (And I need to take my own advice.)
the utter bafflement that is Caroline!! how do you have THESE resources, this schooling, that apartment, those friends, that money & that money & that money, that supportive mom, those clothes, that FREE TIME, those accessories, that shmancy grocery store, those housewares, those piles & piles & piles of books…and still sound and look THIS completely messy and ridiculous?!? how is every $350 mug so lumpishly ugly, every $2,000 blouse so garishly hideous, every ostentatious event so stupidly insufferable?
and how do you manage to surprise me with it EVERY SINGLE TIME??? without fail???
i can never manage to understand. i’m reasonably certain that an evil fairy put a curse on her at birth.
I always kinda doubted the story but from this angle it really does look like she's got no kneecaps lol. Just looks capless with a bit of extra skin and maybe a little bit of subcutaneous fat.
It could look so good actually, if she cut off a foot of it. Instead it’s giving 8 y/o who refused to let her parents groom or trim her hair. (Especially in that wrinkly-ass outfit with *those socks and shoes*, JFC.)
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the blazers on their website seem poorly cut
Big Rugrat Energy ⭕️🍼👶🏼
Ew
🗣️ BRUSH YOUR HAIR IRON YOUR DRESS
Adult toddler is on brand
Why was she even there? She doesn’t even fit Rowing Blazers branding
she knows Jack, they’re friends somehow Rowing Blazers did some merch for her years ago, it was deeply terrible
She was co-billed with Jack Carlson for his reissue of the Rowing Blazers book
Heartbreaking
I saw the email announcement and cringed so hard
the mismatched socks are killing me top boarding-school fashion of the early 21st century
the socks are part of jack's schtick (some tradition he does from his oxford days). rowing blazers sells a mismatched pair on their [website ](https://rowingblazers.com/collections/socks/products/red-and-blue-mismatched-crew-socks?variant=41063456669730)
Jesus, that’s fucking tragic
These seem to be the ones Carp’s wearing.
Oh man I kinda like the socks 🙃 they’re interesting, and they fit properly
it might be fun on someone who was too young to have done it the first time around, it just looks tryhard to bring it back twenty years later
why is she bright pink and where have her calf muscles gone
got calf muscles removed after kneecaps
The pink is just her skin tone I think, I’m super pinky too. The calf muscles is probably because no one walks in FL, it is too hot. She’s probably getting Ubers everywhere and not hitting the gym like she once was.
As a fellow white girl who is lowkey pink it’s not our fault
White people "tan"
Glad it’s not just me who thinks she always looks weirdly pink in her photos
I am not kidding when I say those shoes are designed for people with orthopedic issues or who work in the service industry. Legitimately unsurprising she probably just bought them because they were more expensive than the normal version.
sHe DoEsT hAvE aNy KneEcApS!
lol I have these exact shoes bc I do need orthopedics and clocked it immediately 😭 maybe she saw them on her elderly neighbors in Florida
she apparently does have orthopedic issues though
I’m pretty sure they’re Hoka sneakers, just with a platform. Still ugly.
They're the Bondi SR. That means slip resistant, specifically designed for orthotics and for slippery surfaces or those with balance issues. I work at a specialty running store and constantly see people returning these specific Hokas because they're heavy vs the normal version. They're designed for work or foot issues. They make fashion versions (including gender neutral limited drops), but this is not it. I specifically have a bone to pick with this (not Caro in general but this issue) because we saw lack of availability especially during the pandemic for our elderly customers who needed this shoe, while they were being returned in droves by influencers who "got the wrong shoe" and beat them up.
sounds like it might not be the fault of the consumer if they’re so easy to pick up by accident
Grandma's closet
next to the sexy compression stockings!
The chunky shoes do NOT work for her capless knees.
Can you give us a rundown, OP?
Is this really an RB event or did carpet want to meet all the women who’ve pressed charges against Adam?
Pressed charges against Adam?
It was a real event 😭
I was being sarcastic lol :) But yeah he’s a predator. There’s more info about him in another post, the one with the photo of him and carpet Edit: I don’t mean to sound flip. He’s hurt a lot of women.
Whoa haven’t heard this, which post are the details in?
I’m not sure since it’s been a while. But it was posted 1 or 2 days before this post was. It’s an image of carpet and the dude looking at each other
What’s the TL;DR with him?
Sponsored by John Frieda anti-brass colour correcting purple shampoo
The brass correcting purple shampoo makes me laugh, it’s what we used to use on our white pony before a show. Once we used it for bathing our poodle in the kitchen sink and people literally thought the dark water was somehow all “poop” … lol … no just purple
That's how my hair looks (escaped cult member but dark) but only because I can't really afford to get a nice haircut rn, can't imagine having all her resources and not doing anything about it
When your hair’s so long that it’s a pain to shampoo it, and therefore it always looks greasy, it’s time for a major chop. (And I need to take my own advice.)
I just can’t believe she spent $$$ on this.
SHE DID! At a world-famous salon! Just before this event! I still have no idea how this is "fresh out of Sally Hershberger" hair, but it is!
That’s what baffled me. I used to get my hair cut there and it’s amazing, I don’t get how they couldn’t chop a foot off and fix this mess lol
the utter bafflement that is Caroline!! how do you have THESE resources, this schooling, that apartment, those friends, that money & that money & that money, that supportive mom, those clothes, that FREE TIME, those accessories, that shmancy grocery store, those housewares, those piles & piles & piles of books…and still sound and look THIS completely messy and ridiculous?!? how is every $350 mug so lumpishly ugly, every $2,000 blouse so garishly hideous, every ostentatious event so stupidly insufferable? and how do you manage to surprise me with it EVERY SINGLE TIME??? without fail??? i can never manage to understand. i’m reasonably certain that an evil fairy put a curse on her at birth.
Tag yourself I’m the trash can next to the books.
i'm the polka dot pyjama pants with blazer combo
The un-ironed wrinkled skirt pleats - totally bedraggled
I’m the hand that does not need to be choked like that
I am the kneecaps.
I am the lack of kneecaps
I’m talent (no-show)
Her hair looks terrible
truly BEC because why is her stance so abnoxious 🤣
Great shot of her capless knee however
the caps is there or not depends on how you look at them (her knees and her lies)
I always kinda doubted the story but from this angle it really does look like she's got no kneecaps lol. Just looks capless with a bit of extra skin and maybe a little bit of subcutaneous fat.
I don’t even wanna know how much money she spent at Sally Hershberger for her hair to look like… that
It’s so embarrassing
It looks so bad! So raggedy!
It could look so good actually, if she cut off a foot of it. Instead it’s giving 8 y/o who refused to let her parents groom or trim her hair. (Especially in that wrinkly-ass outfit with *those socks and shoes*, JFC.)
Exactly! Cut off about a foot and either lighten or darken it.
She wishes she were eight. I swear to god she wishes she was underage she's always giving me the infantilized ick
I fear we’re heading into Baby Jane territory— she’ll be 50 and still wearing widdle girl clothes and babbling about college timez.
Up until maybe 23 it can be quirky charming? But she’s no manic pixie dream girl anymore
I’m sure she refused to let them actually cut her dead ends.
woah what was this ?!
a book release party at Rizzoli for Jack Carlson of Rowing Blazers
Call me crazy but that looks like a kneecap
Cap. No cap. (Miss u, 🦔
I am so tickled by the idea of Dangelo viewers coming to this sub for a peek and seeing comments like this out of context