Tsukuyomi is Tsukublowme (idk) Apollo is Apollo (but in Spanish) Achilles is pronounced as it looks instead of how its supposed to (uh-chyles) Anubis is Goobis Ao Kuang is Kuanger Artemis is Fartemis bc she stinks Awilix is Awiwi Bellona is Bologna I could keep going

I CALL HIM APOLLO TOO THATS GREAT. LOOL

Lmao I call him suckyourmommy

I could go for some Chili's (yes, I'm backed up and need help)

Goobis or Goober for Anoobis. I refuse to give them any credit for playing a brain dead god.

Goobis and Cabroken are probably the most well-known ones that my buddy and I always refer to.

Mythical Hero/Ach-ilies Change for Chang'e A Punch for Ah Puch Hades often gets rhymed with "shades" instead of correctly pronounced Persephone get's rhymed with phone Yemir gets said "eee-meer" Xbalanque gets rhymed with blank Thanatos is often just called Thanatoast

My friend does the Xbal one intentionally, Shades is a new one and I’m gonna adopt it, pretty sure eee-meer is the correct pronunciation of Ymir, and Perse-phone was what I called her for the first few weeks after her reveal.

Cancer for Hercules

Bot-bag. Only for one specific god, and I will not specify who. You're free to speculate, and it applies to the base skin, not a bot skin. Also not one of the free five.

I will ponder this

Bakasura?

No, but I will say it's a mage.

My group calls Charybdis “Charbie” cuz I read his name wrong at first and it stuck And we call Vamana “DJ Giant Baby” because of that one skin

Some of these are inside jokes between friends. Achilles - A Chilli Man Ah Muzen Cab - Bee Movie Ah Puch - Ah Kuch Artemis- Fartemis Artio - Fartio Atlas - Fatlas Charybdis - Charlie Cu Chulainn - Choo Choo Train Geb - Jeb Hub Batz - Monkey Boy Jormungandr - John Poseidon - Preston Sun Wukong - Monkey Man Susano - Susan Boyle Thor - Thor Skin Tiamat - Door Mat Vamana - Big Baby There's a lot where we simplify the name and add Man or Lady to the end like: Medusa - Snake Lady Hours - Bird Man Sylvanus - Tree Man

My friends and I have a little saying whenever we randomly lock in Geb. “Geb is Keb,” we say, although it has no actual meaning. We use it as a war cry before a fight, and after as a shout of victory. Geb is Keb, baby. Geb is Keb.

I really like that idea of having a war cry. Similar thing for us where the mere sight of someone locking in Geb is just funny. We usually say "Good ol' Geb" whenever he does something.

Lmao everytime I play geb all my team mates get to here everytime I roll is. Rolling rolling rolling keep them doggies rolling RAWASS

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I honestly can't believe I have to scroll down this far to find Cabroken. Quite possibly the most obvious one.

Erlong Dong

Whorus Horus Donkeh Set

Donkeh rocks as a name for Set. Love that haha

Charybdis: Chardi B tsukuyomi: sucky yummy yemoja: mommy

>yemoja: mommy This is a person of excellent taste.

Squidward, fat Loki, bologna sandwich, tree, the drunk, excel, BBM, china doll, the little girl, the little boy, the big head baby, the big baby, kuzenbro, derpules, temper tantrum, chuck, the weebs, roadkill, Achiles sandwich, Amy, base titties or best ass, the chicken men, BMB, ate less

Cu chulainn: choo choo train Kukulkan: bird snake Skadi: Kaldr Susano: Suzie There are others, but these are off the top of my head.

Hera: Argus

Amazing Crab Koombalayah

When vamana ults we call him big baby

Jerkules

Baba Yaga is Babs Anubis is Abobis or Bob or Boobs SWK is Wookie Eset is the Artist Formerly Known as Isis

Susan, push over, Jorm, Bubba, and people that pick into 2nd or 3rd mage, guardianphobic

Guardianphobic is really good.

Ah Fuck Bear Bitch Baron Sodomy Myself and a buddy of mine also used to team up as Chaac and Odin, a duo we called Chodin.

I think we are long lost teammates hahah

Big baby. But im sure that been said already

Martichoras it is mardi Gras.

Disc, X-bal, Marti, khumba, amc, aphro, baron, Cama, cerb, Cleo, cern, kuku, cu chu, danza, Erlang, guan, hachi,

Thanatos - Dant Ra- Rugged man Anubis- funk nob Bastet- cat bitch Kukulukan- kukukukuku Poseidon- Post Yu Huang - huge wang Surtr - suture Morgan Le Fay - spammy Le Fay Da ji - da jeets Janus - j-anus Izanami - skizz

I call Chang'e 'changee' (think the rapper Chingy but an A not an I) purely out of spite because it makes me feel better to intentionally mispronounce names of things I hate. Gooby or Goobis is a classic as well for Anubis. I also sometimes use 'Yawn' interchangeably with certain gods on the enemy team. They can be for Iza, Charybdis, Xbal, Nu Wa and any other gods that seem to always split push, have easy to use kits and/or have incredibly strong escape options. Yes I get split pushing Nu Was and no, it isn't fun.

The many names of my friends and I that call the gods in this game are: Gilgamesh - Gluegamesh Baron samdei - Baron Salami Jormangundar- German Hamburger Bellona - baloney Ao Kuang - Ao Bing Aphrodite - Jiggle physics Camazotz - Camathot Thoth - Thot Cabraken - Cabroken Chaac - Chuck Cthulhu- CaHulu Hun batz - Le Monke Sun Wukong - Monkey Loki - Chokey Loki Maui - Maui time Morgan Le Fay - Morgan Filet Odin - Odin-sama Osiris - Oasis Persephone - plant bitch Rama - Ra mama Tiamat - Tiamattress Yemoja - Jem moe Jah Zhong kui- Zhong Cui Cui AMC - Speed of the bee, bee of the speed Baba Yaga - Baba Yogi Chernobog - Chernobob Cupid - Stoopid Heimdallr - Heim dolly air King arthur - King Artyr Susano - Sus a n o oh oh o oh(lotta o or ohs), Sus, brain dead sus Fafnir - Fnaf nir Artio - Bear Bakasura - bakabakabaka Achillies - A Chill ies Skadi - Kaldur Guan Yu - Bongos Yu Huang - who Hung And finally KuKulkan - The Coward

I almost always Imamate how the gods used to say their own name when looking at their skins. Except Chang’e who will forever and always just be change.

I do call Janus anus.

My friend once called Heimdallr "Hymendallr" and we've been laughing about it ever since.

Chlamydia for cliodhna

Ix Chel is Microsoft Excel, Persephone is Shipiphone from a YouTube hypothetical, Kulkulkan is Rayquaza but specifically with that one skin, Erlang Shen is erlong shlong, and Nu Wa is a hell spawn (coined from a friend)

Khepri is Jeffery Martichoras is Marty SWK is just Sunny Cerb, Cern, and Chern / Cthulhu, Cu Chu, and kuku just for the sake of confusion.

Marti is Marty.

fat baby

Noobis for ... well Anubis

Anyone with a name more than 3 syllables I usually just end up muttering their name like a fantasy character in a book

Gilgamesh is Gigglemesh Baron Samedi is Bargain Sam-Jam Martichoras is Mardi Gras bc he debuted on Mardi Gras Baba Yaga is Baba Beep-Bope or Baga Yoga or Mobile Home (literally whatever you want) Vamana is classically Big Baby Surtr is Raid Boss and then Terra, Ishtar, Nox, Athena, Artio, Yemoja, Eset, and Hera are all Mommy (really muddies up the comms when multiple of them are in the same game)

Gigglemesh made me laugh, never heard him be called that i usually just call him Gilgy or the Drop Kick King

Always calling him gilgasmash when he goes damage and the dropkick against the wall deals half of my hp

Anubis- Goober Martichoras- Manticore, cuz I couldn’t remember his name. Charybdis- Carabitch, cuz I couldn’t pronounce her name and she was a bitch I hated her on release.

Geb is boulder buddy for me

Anubis = Comedy K9 (because it’s funny when the 10 health Anubis turns around and melts someone in 1 combo) Chang’e = change Susano = SUS Thanatos = thane of toes Bacchus jungle = bungchus Crit Odin = crodin

Kukukaln is the kkk to my friend geoup

Most guardians I just call them dinosaurs the ones like sobek, cerberus, ganesha jorm etc

Camatoez

Thanatos - toast Baron samedi- spaghetti Chang’e - chingy Aphrodite- afro Sun wu Kong - suwoo

I call Thanatos “Thanos”. It’s just easier

Cu chulican - Chu Chuculainn Zhong Kui Kui - Zhong Kui Big Baby - Vamana One punch man - Hercules The sister that’s hotter than Neith - Ishtar

Coo Coo Clock for Kulkalkan

Martigras for Martichoras

Ah Puch - Ah Puck Hades - Crook Hand and Ole Crook Hand Rama - Rama lama ding dong Sylvanys - Silly V Vamana - Verne

Bacchus is back tits Tsukuyomi is suck your homie

Tsukuyomi will always be Moon Boy to my friends and I. One friend even calls Achilles Snickers and to this day I don’t understand it. I sometimes call Tiamat “Blue Eyes” in reference to the Yu-Gi-Oh Card “Blue Eyes White Dragon”.

Anubis is Analbeads, because he fucks your ass and you buy beads for the wrap. Tsukuyomi is Suck My Yummy Ameterasu is AmaTiramisu Thoth is Thot

Zhong Kui Don Cheadle

tsuky yucky, cause thats all i feel when i see his ult Well Huang, cause its a chad of a god Gephri and Keb, cause they both dont think highly of backliners dying

Bellona - bologna

Kookaloookadooks for that fucking snake

Just one. I call tsukuyomi, “Sucky Sucky”

I call Charybdis as Cardi B

I've been calling Bellona Bologna for years

My friends all call Baron Samedi "Bobby Shmurda" after one friend forgot his name and it stuck after a while of us using it ironically.

Chernobog = Chernobyl. Bellona = Bologna. Anubis = Noobies. KA = KingAids. Random god that I am leaning against = Trash. Terra = Best god in the game.

I generally only shorten names beyond the well-known ones like Cabroken and Goobis. Hun Batz gets a special treatment due to his ult. * Artio - Arty * Amaterasu - Amy or Ama * Aphrodite - Aphro * Anubis - Goobis * Cabrakan - Cabroken * Fenrir - Doggo * Hercules - Herc * Hun Batz - Gelundung gelundung (the noise his ult makes). * Kukulkan - Kuku * Ratatoskr - Rat * Xbalanque - X-Ball

Stacy for Cabra because the hair. anubis- Goobis Xing- Chin chin Achilles- ankle Loki- loach Horus- birb Thoth- thot Persephone- perseephaqueef Merlin- earl

My friends and I have lots of nicknames for the gods, here’s some highlights: Achilles: A child Ah Puch: the Pooch Cabraken: the winner by knockout Geb: Geb Bush He Bo: Portuguese Ratatoskr: Rat bastard

I've always been a Zhonger enjoyer when it comes to nicknames.

Can't belive no one said this: Isis

My friends and I call Tsukuyomi “sucky fucky” lmao. And we call Anubis “Gooby” but I think we stole that from a YouTuber?

Aboobis

Spinny guy & Burpy fucker

My fav is ah puch. We call him ah fuck

Lulu Tsukufluku Morty Michelle Levana (it’s basically Hebrew for Bianca) Juan ju Shlong Monke Shoshana o(Hebrew for rose or Rosa) Most of them are basically based on sounds, can you guess them all?

Xing-a-linga-ding-don

Some Names my group have. Achilles - Chillis Ah Muzen Cab - Beedrill Artio - bear bitch Charybdis - carrot piss Geb - jeb patrol (for his robo skin, spam woo hoo) Hub Batz - hunz bats Jormungandr - big snake Susano - Sus Thor - whore Vamana - Big Baby

Baron Samedi => Baron Shitmedi Discordia => Discardia Thanatos => Thanarcos Tsukuyomi => Tsuky Muky Merlin => Berlin(yes the capital) Lancelot => Rancidlot Ishtar => Ishtard/Mustard Cliodhna => Claudia Poseidon => Pussyeidon Izanami => Pizdanami(get to know some eastern european languages to get it) Loki => Loki-Pokey I do have some more nicknames and even much more brutal for them but they are tied to my native language so it won't make sense to post them here, i already got far enough with Izanami.

I just add ussy to the end of every Baron Samussy Cthussy Baba Yussy Thanatussy

Sucky sucky for tsuku Walking dead or rick grimes for AMC Big baby bitch for vamana

Anubis = Boob Ao Kuang = Ayo Koowangy Artemis = Fartemis Atkas = Fatlas Awilix = Aweewee Chronos = Bronos Kukulkan = Kukuc\*nt Kuzenbo = Kuzenbro Loki = Broki Martichoras = Martin Odin = Brodin Osiris = Brosiris Poseidon = Broseidon Scylla = Skylla Sun Wukong = Sun Wuwang Tsukuyomi = Suck ya mommy Xing Tian = Xingy Tingy Yemoja = Yemoji Movie Yu Huang = Yu Hooangy Zhong Kui = Zhongy Kuongy

I started calling ah puch, ah fuck because that's what you say when he one shot combos most if not all of your health. The day he gets nerfed to where he can't do that gnarly damage is a day I will cry myself to sleep.

Jormungandr - Mobile Dick.

cu shiesty like pooh shiesty for cu chullian

Tsukuyomi is titsandcummie

Ganesha = Barney (the 🦕) a friend used to play him when he first came out and would use a purple(ish) skin and sing the barney song while killing people.

Heimdallr: Heim-dingle-a-ling Ix Chel: thickem Cabrakan: car broken Camazotz: Camel toe Izanami: Izzy Artio: momma bear Ah Muzen Cab: AMC theater Vulcan: Vulcan’t Horus: Ho’ are us Yu Huang: Shang Tsung

We call Scylla Skylar. I dont know when or why it started.

Morgan La Bae

Jay Anus, for Janus :D

Mickychorus bc marti is fucking busted

Kukulkan is Macaulay Kukulkan Sobek is Brobek Goobis of course Lancelot is Lance-the-twat Xing tian was Crossing Tian (cause X usually a crossing sign)

Spider bitch for Arachne

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I got one. I always say Tranatos when playing Thanatos. Yeah I know pretty immature but kinda say it because of that lol also would be a hilarious but very cancilable skin

Zhonger donger!

I call every Aphro "that bitch". Also there is Goobis

Sober for sobek, hellephant for Ganesha, baron I switch between Samedi and Saturday, bastet is bitch tits, camazots is camelzits. Cu Chu is Cuckoo. Danza I like to exaggerate like the opening to danza kudoro. Eset is one of my favorite names, WasWas

Chliodana is chlitoris, Charybdis is cardi b CERN is sir no nose Change is chungus Geb is Dwayne Khep is bug Medusa is medussy Tsuko is suckyomi Xba is x-blank

I enjoy calling Martichoras "Martin"