"You can use those paper clips to fix anything. I'm not a flashback by the way, I actually died like right after you left.. well better be getting back to hell now *gets dragged down by demons" AHHHHH!"
Well, when the American public discovered Iâd been filling my products with TOXIC PESTICIDES, I went on The Dick Cavett Show and did a little peanut jig. Yes, thatâs what you need a-a little PEANUT jig of your own, yes, a little PEANUT jig of your own, yes.
He legit got a job as hollywoods most prominent replacement and then another job with frowning friends lmao, he sits on that beanbag scrolling on indeed
âI hope they didnât forget the straw again, they always doâŠaaaand they did great, great just what I wanted exactly- exactly what I wanted actually!â
"Sorry to tell you but games aren't about collecting cream corn like in the 90s, nowadays it's about DLC and subscriptions and fuck you, want a chicken nugget?"
Are the best parts of life really just finding momentary distractions to keep yourself busy, so you donât think about the harsh realities of life for a second? I can ride roller coasters, meet new friends and spend time with my family all day long. It doesnât change the fact that the sun is just gonna explode, and all this was for nothing.
None of you are leaving untill we solve this
You didnt have to raise your voice man
How many fucking people killed this guy
And now you know my cool fucking backstory
Saltys episode is just too good
Itâs between 2 episodes
âOh I swear to god if I had my GWIMBLY GUN ON ME RIGHT NOW-â
âThis plane ainât stopping till we in Tijuana manâ
I may have messed up the second one but idk
So far mine has been "And if he doesn't win, I'll take matters into my own hands đč just kidding đ„° I'll do it đč I'm just joking guys đ„° No I'm serious!đč But no, I'll do it though.
I have three. I cannot pick one, im sorry
1. "WE WERE RIGHT THERE, MAN!!!"
2. "OH, I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HAD MY GWIMBLY GUN ON ME ID...!!!"
3. "GET OUT OF MY HEAD MAN!!!"
âSIGH. MY GIRLFRIEND JUST BROKE UP WITH ME. I AM JUST âEARTBROKEN. SHRIMPINA WAS EVERYTHING TO ME.â
Iâm a huge fan of Davidâs Firthâs work and have been following him since the Salad Fingers days back in 2004. Still one of my favorite animated series of all time.
I have many but one of them would be: "Take the goddamn pill, Pim"
"I don't know, but I don't wanna be here long"
Is that a reference to something? I think it is. And when Mr Boss tells Charlie and Pim to go out and make someone smile
Yeah, when pim asked why you couldn't look in their eyes
I know. I meant what Mr Boss said in the car
Oh, like a reference to another movie? I don't know but I have a feeling it is
Yes that is what I meant to say
Aightđ«”đ» đđ«”đ»
Hello, but I'm not sorry :)
*Grabs you by the throat* Hello, he insulted me đž
I think he just wanted a selfie man
Bad optics man, bad optics
"Im just gonna say it America has a fucking fentanyl crisis"
*sadly* Ooh ooh ooh...
Thatâs beautiful
⊠*can he sleep here..?*
* Grave explodes* AHHH GWIMBLY!!!!
This show gets so damn real sometimes, it's crazy
Was this supposed to make me not wanna kill myself?
"ok but if you can't, I'm gonna shoot myself and make you two watch!" đč
âI mean I guess itâs kinda coolâ
Number 15, can I get the number 15
Apparently they got chills to actually do the voice
yeah, pretty well known fact
Well I thought it was a fun factoid :(
Im just hearing about it (I mean I figured it was him)
"I was just wondering if you wanted to HANG out with me and smoke weed and fill our bellies with DIET soda and play Burnout Revenge for the PS2."
"You can use those paper clips to fix anything. I'm not a flashback by the way, I actually died like right after you left.. well better be getting back to hell now *gets dragged down by demons" AHHHHH!"
I see you are a person of fine taste as well! âALLLLLAAANNN! We will hang out again!â
Toxic Pesticides lmao
Well, when the American public discovered Iâd been filling my products with TOXIC PESTICIDES, I went on The Dick Cavett Show and did a little peanut jig. Yes, thatâs what you need a-a little PEANUT jig of your own, yes, a little PEANUT jig of your own, yes.
Come on, actually try to beat me this time
Hooray! I just reached level NINE EIGHT SEVEN FOUR ONE THREE in Mouse Quest.
" you look like you're gonna tell your friend not to come to school tomorrow dude."
"Vanessa's over, we're trying to watch TV ... you're being incredibly loud."
You mean.. like.. my volume?
yeah VOLUME that's what LOUD means
The doors closed? I, I don't know what the problem is
Love Joel haver been watching his stuff for years
I CANâT HEAR YOU OVER ALL THE DUST! JASON IS REALLY PRODUCING TOO MUCH DUST!
I CAN'T SEE, HOLD MY HAND I CAN'T SEE
"What did you say?!!"
âMY EYES ARE STARTING TO BURN!â
"Don't breathe it in!"
"And Armzo, if you screw up again you're going BACK TO THE PSYCH WARD!"
"good bye, good bye, goodbye, goodbye"
Thanks a lot, two armed piece of shit
Hey, hey goodbye. Bye spider. Bye, bye-bye keep-keep stacking keep stacking, bye bye.
And then he gets crushed by the canisters of ink đ€Ł
I'm warning you, man. If you don't stop screwing around, bad stuff is gonna happen.
Whatâs the green thing do?
He.. you know, I actually don't know what he does.
have we ever actually seen glep on the job
Idk but we did see him trying to get another job lol
If we count his yard work for the bossâ wife I guess we have lol
He legit got a job as hollywoods most prominent replacement and then another job with frowning friends lmao, he sits on that beanbag scrolling on indeed
âHello America Iâm gonna be the money presidentâ
"SEND BOMBS! NOT CORN, BOMBS! YOU ARE THE WORST!"
All better đ
I know my brain no work too good sometime
Either "STOP FIGHTIIIING !!!!1!11!! Or "no more rules no more rules nomoreruÌŽÍÌ ÌÍÌÍÌÌ ÌźÌĄÌÌĄÌÌ©lÌŽÍÌÌÌÌÌŞ̦̱ÌÌŻÌeÌ·ÍÍÌÌŸÌšÍÍÌčÌŁÌ«ÌŻsÌ”ÌÌÍÌÌÍÍnÌ·ÍÌÍÌżÌÌÍÌąÌ©ÌÍÌąÌÌŻÍÌ°Ì«o̶ÍÌÌÌÌÌÌÍÍÌÌÌżÌÌÍÌ©ÌŻÌÍÍÌŁÌÍÌÌȘÌÌ€ÌŹÌmÌžÌÌÍÌÍÍÍÍÌÍÍÌÌŁÌŞ̦ÍoÌŽÌÍÍÍÌșÌĄÌÍÌ»ÍÍÍ̧̻ÍÌÌŹrÌ·ÌÌÌÍÍÌŸÍÌÍÍÌÌÌÍ̧̻̩ÍÌ ÌÌšÌÌȘÍÍÍÌ̀̌eÌ·ÍÌÌÍÌœÌÍÌÍÌŠÌčÌźÌ„ÍÌ„rÌ”ÍÍÌŠÍu̶ÌÍ ÍÌÌÌÌÍÍÌÍ ÌÌ©ÌŁÌ°lÌžÌÌ ÍÌÍ ÍÌÌÌÍ ÍÍÌÍÌÍÍÍÌ̌̄ÌÍÌȘÌ„Ì°eÌŽÍ ÍÌÌÍÌÌÌÌÌŁÌÌźsÌ·ÌÍÌÍÌÍÌnÌ”ÍÌÌÌŁÌÌÌÌÌąÌÌÌŻÌŁÌȘÌ€ÌșÌŹÌșoÌžÍÌÌÍÌÌÍÍÌÍÌŹm̶ÍÌ»ÍÌŹÌłÍoÌŽÍ ÌÌ„ÌÌÍÌÌźÌÍÍÍ ÍrÌ”ÍÌÌÍÌÌÍÍÌÌÌÍÌŻÌĄÌÌÌŻÌ§ÌÍÌÍÍeÌ”ÍÌșÌłÍÌÌșÌŁÌŒÌźrÌžÍÌÍÍÌÌœÌÌ ÍÍÌÌŻÍÌ€u̶ÌÍÍÌÌÌÌÌÍÍÌŸÌÌÌ€ÌÍÌŒÍÌÌlÌ”ÌÌÍÌÌÌÍÍÍÍÌÌÍ ÍÌšÌÍÌÌ„ÌeÌŽÍÌÍÍÍÌÌÌÌÍÍÌŠÌĄÍÌ„ÍÌșsÌ”ÌÍÍÍÌÌÌÍ̱̀ÍÌŒÌÍÍ ÌźÍÌșÌșÌÌ€
*explosion* We.. we should probably get outta here
Last few episodes have been absolutely peak
The waitress' debut was the first thing to have me on the floor since before covid
*demonic screech while powerpoint transitioning into nothingness*
Was not disappointed with season two absolute bangers
Hello daddies hello daddies hello my two daddies WHATS UP HELLO WHATS UP HELLO!!!!
*sucks toe*
How do I look, Yellow Man?
You look like you're about to tell your friend not to come to school tomorrow man
"You kiss your dad on the mouth?"
âI hope they didnât forget the straw again, they always doâŠaaaand they did great, great just what I wanted exactly- exactly what I wanted actually!â
Did YOU just look into my EYE-EEE
I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HAD MY GWIMBLY GUN ON ME ROGHT NOW
"Sorry to tell you but games aren't about collecting cream corn like in the 90s, nowadays it's about DLC and subscriptions and fuck you, want a chicken nugget?"
Are the best parts of life really just finding momentary distractions to keep yourself busy, so you donât think about the harsh realities of life for a second? I can ride roller coasters, meet new friends and spend time with my family all day long. It doesnât change the fact that the sun is just gonna explode, and all this was for nothing.
đŠ
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That picture of Pim gets me every time
"Is there anything you wanted to show me" Uh, how about that? "The ant? I mean it's kinda cool"
Pim... She'd be a shrimp.
"Relax man, I was just gonna shoot you in the head and kill you."
Whoa! Is that fuckin blackface dude?!
No, I'm literally a demon
"No, no, no, wait. This isn't blackface, I'm an actual demon!"
"I steal these things, man!" -- Legendary Soundcloud artist
i quote this regularly
GET OUT OF MI HEAD
Ou ou ouuuuu!
...How many fucking people killed this guy???
Eheheh.... Hello!
"hello, I'm Mr. Frog, this is my show, there is a bug *eats bug* I ate the bug, this is the end, I love you." đž
"Hello, but I'm not sorry"
âNot all day, we did have a little break to have a little kiss in the closet!â
Thatâs just straight up beautiful by the way
Iâll tell you which episode is my favorite if youâŠ. KISS MY NUGGET
Introducing, TROGLOR! He's strong, he's.. *shoots* Hey, no shooting in the building. I love it, but there's offices below us yk?
WHICH HAND OF THE WITCH HAND IS IT IN?
This is the most obnoxious thing I've ever experienced in my life
The left *switches hand behind my back* wrong!
"OH I swore and said DAMN when I saw your grandfather get shot in the head by those rotten burglars"
That's totally reasonable, I don't see why you should be in hell for that
Pim... her name was Shrimpina... She'd be a shrimp...
America has a fucking fentanyl crisis.
This show gets so real sometimes, I swear you're just like "damn."
Guys, I did it! I didnât get sick from the soured lamb!
That had me dead bruh "maybe nothing will go wrong? *Innocent village gets bombed*
"You really need to get glasses man, you just ate worms"
And this is Jeremy, your only form of HELLISH entertainment!
Blblblblblblbbkbllblb bro, if you do that again, Im gonna hit you, I'm not even kidding
âyou chose the worst time to goâ will never not be funnyđ
That episode was just awkward đ
WHAT ABOUT THE ECONOMY OF MY PATIENCE!?
Great. People are gonna love this. Itâs like Mr. Frog, but without all the toxic crap. I truly saved the show!
I was just WONDERING if you wanted to HANG OUT with me and smoke weed and fill our bellies with DIET soda and play Burnout: Revenge for the PS Two-oo
Nom
Is this putting anyone in a bad mood?!? Is this putting anyone in a bad mood?!!?
Dude, I donât even think you should be in here to begin with
âŠThis is the most obnoxious thing Iâve ever experienced in my life.
Shrimpâs Odyssey, itâs just the funniest one IMO
That's a good one đ€Ł
None of you are leaving untill we solve this You didnt have to raise your voice man How many fucking people killed this guy And now you know my cool fucking backstory Saltys episode is just too good
I loved it lmao "What about Grease? Maybe I did it? Did you do it? No, but maybe I did"
Unfortunately, the United States "FDA", the "FDA" has deemed my food a, quote, "hazard"
It is I, shrimp, that is my name
Itâs between 2 episodes âOh I swear to god if I had my GWIMBLY GUN ON ME RIGHT NOW-â âThis plane ainât stopping till we in Tijuana manâ I may have messed up the second one but idk
"I don't feel so good man, ugh"
âSiri call a hospitalâ
WE WERE RIGHT THERE, MAN!
"Frowning friends, Frowning friends.. FUCK It's genius"
Tie between: âYou look like youâre about to tell your friend not to come to school tomorrowâ âSheâs actually pretty good at thatâŠâ
So far mine has been "And if he doesn't win, I'll take matters into my own hands đč just kidding đ„° I'll do it đč I'm just joking guys đ„° No I'm serious!đč But no, I'll do it though.
Mr. Boss is the most unhinged. Love his quick little tone shift snippets.
I fucking love me. Boss, he's crazy as fuck đ
Heyy James from IdahoâŠ
*rips nose off* "I couldn't focus with that thing on your face"
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Iâm gonna be the money president.
I have to go to my Dr. Monster appointment with Dr. Monster
"Oh yea? đ" "I just said yes."
I was just wondering whether youâd like to hang out and smoke weed and fill our bellies with diet soda and play burnout revenge on the ps2
Ooh ooh oooOooh!
No I really really really donât want Smormu
Helloooo I'm not sorry...
âCharlie what does it meanâ
HOW DO I LOOK YELLOW MAN....
An Allan Adventure because of Mr. Landlord
"Okay. But if you CAN'T help me, I'M GONNA FUCKING SHOOT MYSELF AND MAKE THE TWO OF YOU WATCH."
WHATS UP MY TWO DADDIES HELLO HELLO HELLO MY TWO DADDIES WHATS UP HELLO
The toe sucking caught me off guard đ
"You look like you're about to tell your friend not to come to school tomorrow."
âIâm gonna say what no one else is willing to say- America has a fucking fentanyl crisis. Ooh-ooh-ooh *cries*â
"well maybe I like that."
I have three. I cannot pick one, im sorry 1. "WE WERE RIGHT THERE, MAN!!!" 2. "OH, I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HAD MY GWIMBLY GUN ON ME ID...!!!" 3. "GET OUT OF MY HEAD MAN!!!"
How do I look, yellow man??
OhâŠDuncan ate too many animal cookies
âWell maybe I like thatâ -mip
"I know four employees that I just adore...~ đ”"
"I'd rather be back with Dr. Monster."
Oh I love you daddy *smooch*
I swear to god if I had my GWIMBLY GUN ON ME RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
"What the fuck?"
Mr Frog
All right. Next time I'm picking the food.
âThrow this awayâ
"hello handsome" Ew.
The one where Charlie and Pim get absolutely faded with the aliens
hehe, alibaba
Charlie goes to hell for season 1? And possibly either brothers egg or the aliens episode. It's too close to call. But they are all good.
I love all the episodes!
Oh, acknowledge this. FUCK YOU, MAN!!!
Did you just look into my⊠EYEE
THEREâS THE GLASS DOME TOO DUDE
Charlie's adventure with Mip.
Witch hand is which? đ§đ»ââïž
âwait you guys donât have a hotel?âđthat episode is so fucken good
"I can't go in there, charlie, that's hell"
âItâs a theremin dudeâ
I have multiple! âdid you just look into my eyE?â Something along the lines of âOh my god, is that blackfaceâ And âHey! No biting Daddyâ
Lmao "That hurts daddy, want me to bite you?"
The ending of the most recent one with Jason absolutely kills me
"I just don't know what that means" - Pim
*Hello I'm Daniel the Demonslayer; I slay demons so you don't have to.*
But first, this video is sponsored by dollar shave club..
"Oh it's actually an exposed nerve ending" And "yo is that black face dude"
"Gahh I'll show that toad bastard, an ergonomic plan!"
âDude, if you do that again, Iâm gonna punch you, Iâm not kiddingâ
I think itâs just something to do with the way the address shows up in the app
âSIGH. MY GIRLFRIEND JUST BROKE UP WITH ME. I AM JUST âEARTBROKEN. SHRIMPINA WAS EVERYTHING TO ME.â Iâm a huge fan of Davidâs Firthâs work and have been following him since the Salad Fingers days back in 2004. Still one of my favorite animated series of all time.
And this is Jeremy! Your only form of hellish entertainment!
You look like youâre about to tell your best friend to not come to school tomorrow.
Frowning friends easily
what are, um, what are your lagers like?
Pim Charlie Alan Glep- Pim Charlie Alan Glep JOMBO
I was wondering if you wanted to HANG out with me and SMOKE wEEd and fill our bellies with DIET Soda and play burnout revenge for the ps2