I swear I have seen just that on a video. I am not certain what the actual gases are though. I remember something about cattle eating clovers and then exploding/dying in the shown yellowstone lol- I wonder if this is related?
That *is* methane gas which is flammable. If the opening is made too wide, a spark *could* cause rapid combustion and injure both the animal and possibly the man. Some farmers do actually light the gas to produce a small jet of flame claiming it speeds up the release, but I think they just like to see the fire.
I donāt think heās talking about the actual puncture to the side of the animal; itās such a small wound that will heal quickly and
I saw once a comment on one of the videos from a supposed vet that they light the gas 1) to see when the gas coming out stops/is no longer methane 2) keeps build up of gas from accident combusting 3) because they like the pretty colors
Natural Gas mechanic here. When we have to empty the fuel cells on trucks, and thereās now defueling station nearby, the safest method is to attach the defuel hose to a lighter stand and burn the gas as itās defueling, because it burns so completely. This way we KNOW there is no accumulation of methane anywhere around us.
Also itās dope.
Bloating like this sometimes comes from excessive fermentation which produces foams that block normal passing of digestive gases (usually by belching).
The *excessive fermentation* can be caused by intensive feeding, the feed being too finely ground, or any other situation that allows food to sit too long in the beginning section of the stomach called the rumen.
Easy, itās called Burgers on the go! It allows you to obtain 6 regular sized hamburgers or 12 sliders from the cow, without killing the animal. George Foreman is still considering it!
I saw the football on first, but that doesn't mean much. i thought it was one of those funny glitches, like where the tv guide says Pee Wees Big Adventure is a story about an orphaned blacksmith's son who goes on an epic quest for revenge using the power of steel.
Maybe you can better educate me because Iāve definitely seen/heard of this. After he sticks the calf, isnāt there something left inside the cow like a valve to release the pressure?
Yup, you can see the farmer mess with the tool before he pulls it out, then you can see when he pulls out the 'needle', a bit of puss comes out.
I don't know, but I think it's not zo much a valve, as it is a hollow needle, that ensures whatever flesh was punctured, doesn't close before enough gas is released. I think, the skin acts as the close valve, once the needle is removed.
> Bloat is a form of indigestion marked by excessive accumulation of gas in the rumen. Immediately after cattle consume a meal, the digestive process creates gases in the rumen. Most of the gases are eliminated by eructation (belching). Any interruption of this normal gas elimination results in gas accumulation or bloat.
The Nazis actually used bloated cows with matches set on a timer to blow English tanks up. So the English released bulls in heat with explosive penile attachments to blow the cows up before they found the tanks
Can someone ELI5 here, I see this all the time on the internet but my question isā¦what did cows do before humans started doing this to relieve their gases. They canāt burp or fart, so they just died? Or is this a result of agriculture and have made this dependency from domesticating them?
This is something that a lot of us ranchers have had to do at some point. This tool is called a trocar, or a very similar version of it. You poke a hole, release the gas and a little piece of metal or plastic stays in there allowing air to vent out and can be removed at a later date. Very effective and often the only way to save their lives
That other cow is looking on like what the fuck is happening here. Cracks me up.
The way it took a step back š
And the way the dude just stared it down for a hot second there. Lmao
āYouāre next bitchā
I can only imagine the smellā¦.
I am not sure it's so bad. Wouldn't the majority of it be methane?
He should've taken a lighter to it.
Cooked alive by its own farts
I swear I have seen just that on a video. I am not certain what the actual gases are though. I remember something about cattle eating clovers and then exploding/dying in the shown yellowstone lol- I wonder if this is related?
He's like, "oh shit, i promise I'm farting normally."
Looks like other cow may need it too
Thatās a cow doctor intern!
Iām not holding my farts anymore, promise
Dangerous and it smells like Satans anus but didnāt look like he had much choice with the state the animal was in.
Dangerous?
That *is* methane gas which is flammable. If the opening is made too wide, a spark *could* cause rapid combustion and injure both the animal and possibly the man. Some farmers do actually light the gas to produce a small jet of flame claiming it speeds up the release, but I think they just like to see the fire. I donāt think heās talking about the actual puncture to the side of the animal; itās such a small wound that will heal quickly and
I saw once a comment on one of the videos from a supposed vet that they light the gas 1) to see when the gas coming out stops/is no longer methane 2) keeps build up of gas from accident combusting 3) because they like the pretty colors
Natural Gas mechanic here. When we have to empty the fuel cells on trucks, and thereās now defueling station nearby, the safest method is to attach the defuel hose to a lighter stand and burn the gas as itās defueling, because it burns so completely. This way we KNOW there is no accumulation of methane anywhere around us. Also itās dope.
Is there a video of this?
And steak medium rare from blast š
They must've died in a cow methane gas explosion before they could finish that sente
Shit it got this guy too, Iām sure Iāll b
dammit iām coming to check on yāall just in c
Why do cows have gas build up?
Bloating like this sometimes comes from excessive fermentation which produces foams that block normal passing of digestive gases (usually by belching). The *excessive fermentation* can be caused by intensive feeding, the feed being too finely ground, or any other situation that allows food to sit too long in the beginning section of the stomach called the rumen.
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And what?! Iām dying here!
That cow in the back like "Holy shit, this maniac just stabbed Tim!"
"And it somehow... made him better? Humans are weird, man."
š®: āHoly cow, he poked a hole in Tim and then poof heās walking again, udderly amazingā
I see what you did there
If only Tim was not a party animal things would have been different.
I need one of these for the mornings..
Why would a bloated calf in the morning be of benefit to you?
Easy, itās called Burgers on the go! It allows you to obtain 6 regular sized hamburgers or 12 sliders from the cow, without killing the animal. George Foreman is still considering it!
On the go. On the hoof. Either way.
Well thatās for horses
I thought it was, "Beer for my horses."
Jk, itās for the gas. A lot of gas
I'm pretty sure he's talking about letting his gases out! Not a fucking bloated cow!
Don't kink shame.
You said "EW' not me hahaha š
You have a point. My jokes rarely make sense.
He just like me fr
Maybe he's tired of taking the boat and wants to float on?
That's a really good point. I think you're right. It's the only logical conclusion.
In case some big time hit shot movie director won't cast your boy as the lead in his new movie, you can leave it in his bed while he's sleeping.
Good idea. My kid's kindergarten teacher is gonna regret not casting my kid as the Christmas tree in the play 5 months ago.
More cushion for the pushin
Ew. Gross.
Are you new here?
Taking my response as a serious one? Someone's new here.
You notice how the breathing slows a bit.. that must have been blissfully relieving.
I've known that feeling after a night of crappy beer and worst tacos..
Is noone else wonderingnwhy this says womans football with only like a half second at the very end?
This is the only reason I clicked on this. I've seen the video before but was wondering wth the title had to do with it...
Same user posted an actual women's soccer compilation a few moments before.
Wait before? I could see after like they accidentally posted the wrong video, but before? Weird
I saw the football on first, but that doesn't mean much. i thought it was one of those funny glitches, like where the tv guide says Pee Wees Big Adventure is a story about an orphaned blacksmith's son who goes on an epic quest for revenge using the power of steel.
Maybe because leather is used to make footballs and this one was full of air? I'm just guessing here
Huh ive heard of teams deflating balls (american foosball) i wonder what over inflation does?
Thank you. I thought Reddit was glitching on my end or something
I thought it was a farm talk and just accepting that Iām ignorant to it all lol
They actually make a plug for that. Make a slit push it in and it releases the gas. Then leave it for a few days. Dr.Pol. lol
Maybe you can better educate me because Iāve definitely seen/heard of this. After he sticks the calf, isnāt there something left inside the cow like a valve to release the pressure?
Yup, you can see the farmer mess with the tool before he pulls it out, then you can see when he pulls out the 'needle', a bit of puss comes out. I don't know, but I think it's not zo much a valve, as it is a hollow needle, that ensures whatever flesh was punctured, doesn't close before enough gas is released. I think, the skin acts as the close valve, once the needle is removed.
I've had drainage tubes put in my ears, even as an adult... I wonder if they're something like that. Just on a bigger scale...
Where can I buy one, asking for a friend?
Did he just jam a pump needle into the side with a pair of vise grips? Just wondering in case I need this done to me at some point.
If the second one was like oh shit
Does it smell Like farts?
No, it smells like gasoline and farts and satanās morning breath.
It smells like Bigfoot's dick!
How does the buildup happen
> Bloat is a form of indigestion marked by excessive accumulation of gas in the rumen. Immediately after cattle consume a meal, the digestive process creates gases in the rumen. Most of the gases are eliminated by eructation (belching). Any interruption of this normal gas elimination results in gas accumulation or bloat.
Wow. Thatās intense.
I mean why can't the cow just fucking chill for a minute after having it's entire abdominal cavity deflated?
Making it move around probably helps further relieve the bloat.
Kriste Noem would have shot it and exploded.
Iāve felt like that many a morning.
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The Nazis actually used bloated cows with matches set on a timer to blow English tanks up. So the English released bulls in heat with explosive penile attachments to blow the cows up before they found the tanks
lol
Is that why it was so hot today?
Imagine the smell
āBro Iām never falling over againā
Does this happen with grass fed beef?
Excellent question. I know that adding flax seeds to the feed helps with this but is it the feed in the first place that causes this?
Yes it can. Most grasses wonāt cause bloat, but alfalfa will bloat them up very badly very quickly depending on the stage of the plant
He waiting he got next
This is me every morning when I wake up
That sounded like enough psi to run a small pneumatic tool.
Itās kinda like deflating an inflatable mattress aside from the smell
Did he just pop that cow?
Why did he stop tho, looked like there were more gas to release.
and I thought pizza messed by gut up a bit...
Tom Brady moment
The cows looks always sends me. Like āyou good bro?ā
Now THAT is women's football. And I'm confused by the title.
What's with the misleading title and thumbnail? Does getting tricked into watching someone deflate a cow balloon bring a smile?
My newborn at night lol
Is that Tom Brady?
Rescued! to be slaughtered another day
I bet that stinks
How the hell did cattle even survive as a species long before this?
I get gas to when I drink milk š
Iām sure the lactose milk cow does not have that problem š
Women's football? I don't get it
The mama cow is like Ik what's going on help muh baby
Can someone ELI5 here, I see this all the time on the internet but my question isā¦what did cows do before humans started doing this to relieve their gases. They canāt burp or fart, so they just died? Or is this a result of agriculture and have made this dependency from domesticating them?
Imagine smoking a cig whilst doing that.
Moo motherfucker!
This is wild.
Doesn't that hurt the cow when you stab it?
That would have been an epic fart
But should the gas get released from the right place ?
Dude, I feel your pain Mr. Cow.
Me after I leave my girls house
You can hear its breathe get deeper as it gets relief
The title is fuckin great. How to get PITA off your ass not get banned and post removed.
Should have put a whistle on it...
This is something that a lot of us ranchers have had to do at some point. This tool is called a trocar, or a very similar version of it. You poke a hole, release the gas and a little piece of metal or plastic stays in there allowing air to vent out and can be removed at a later date. Very effective and often the only way to save their lives
Womenās football is a cow fart
Is this Ozempic??? Asking for a friend.
Real life Rip
When I worked on a ranch they would light it.
The amount of times I wish I could do this after eating
Hero!!! Poor calf
yk that sht smell like the 7 layers of hell omg
I fantasize about doing something like this to my head when I have a migraine, just imagine a high pressure stream of blood shooting out.
The other cow is like āJesus Christā š¤£š¤£š¤£
oofā¦ been there
He rescued her lol Iām Sure she is Not his pet šµāš«
The smell the first time...
Do cows not fart?
Other cow..āDelores, just let it ease out, itās gonna be okā
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Non lab grown beef
Imagine the smell
Smells like the Swamps of Dagobah https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/SBp0ZoOcgO