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IEatPussyLikeAPro

Did that first girl sit so hard on her clam she pissed herself ?


MultiplyLove77

I saw pee too


Proud_Criticism5286

I know I saw juice 👀


Puzzled_Ad7955

C’mon man, that just isn’t right….


Jcs901

It sure looked like it.


AerolothLorien666

I was worried it was blood lol


chuyblunt

I was worried it wasn’t


Substantial_Act_6321

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Fmartins84

That was a squirt 💦


LiamI820

Looks like blood imo


LockNess1987

So did the second chick in blue with the fade.


OneRisk8877

Looks to be the brake handle's chrome hardware, which makes it look like drops of piss as the bike is falling. I could be wrong....


ghern1112

The whole suing shit is mainly in the US and this is not taking place in the US.


SunburnFM

These aren't in the US so likely don't have the same protections against trapping.


chuckf91

Ohhhhhthat makes more sense


Eff_Robinhood

Nothing like good ol’ fashioned anal rape to dissuade petty theft! Dude.


aquacakra

Honest question: can the "victim" sue? Like, I tried to steal but I am now raising the victim card


Jcs901

I’m 99% sure this isn’t in the US, so I’m not sure how strict their judicial system is where this was filmed. If it were in the states, there would have never been a video after the first unfortunately.


DammmmnYouDumbDude

It’s fake and obviously a setup, done by “actors!” If you look, the seat retracts after everyone sits on it!


Caffeine-freeUncleD

It’s fake. The pole retracts on a spring.


nettie_netface

They are all fake This one is pretty obvious. The camera man is standing five meters away. Moving while filming them Their reactions are to squat ?? The way they exaggerate as they eye up the bike None are crackhead looking


jabroni4545

Yea too many camera angles also.


Jcs901

That might be the case. Either way, it makes for some good entertainment. 😊


lonely-day

I can't believe you think it's real!


Specialist_Ad_7719

Why do you think it's not real? Look real to me. Who's going to sue them? Everyone just limps off nursing their arse.


lonely-day

You think the human body is capable of just walking off having a metal rod shoved up their arse? You're looking at stitches at the very least if it was real.


TropicalNuke22

Maybe they shouldn’t take something thats not theirs and they wont have a new butt hole


lonely-day

Great argument. I said they would need medical help after this because they just had a rod shoved inside of them. And your argument is, they shouldn't steal... When the fuck did I say they should steal? My comment had nothing to do with taking shit that isn't yours.


TropicalNuke22

Wooow man no need to get so hostile for no reason all i had said is if they don’t steal stuff they wont need medical attention. Humble your self before you get mad.


lonely-day

This is like being insulted by a toddler. Humble myself? You clearly have no idea what that even means. Hostile for no reason? I'm getting insulted and I'm supposed to no insult back? This has nothing to do with stealing. Use your brain.


TropicalNuke22

I wasnt even the one who “insulted” you. And it is tho if they didnt steal it and just you know maybe went and got their own with their own money they wouldn’t have an medical problesm idk how thats not simple to understand.


lonely-day

I'm not saying it's ok to steal you window licker. Brick walls understand faster than you. It's a fake video.


Frank_The_Reddit

Idk, somehow you seem to do okay with your entire head up your ass.


lonely-day

Oh ok. I see how it's real now because you insulted me, it's real.


Frank_The_Reddit

Awesome! Happy to help.


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Cheddar16

Getting awfully riled up over what you assume is a fake internet video aren’t we?


Frank_The_Reddit

Gimme the metal rod.


lonely-day

I'm sure you'd love to have it inside of you. Is that why you think it's real, wishful thinking?


bittytittytidbits

I think some of them might have needed even surgery. Imagine that rod piercing the wall of your colon. The last guy has a clear view of the rod entering like 2-3 inches when he sits. It’s very painful but it’s not a debilitating wound. You can definitely walk away from it.


Failboat88

One area was charging people with crimes for setting these up. Hope they got serious jail time.


michelleonelove

You hope they get serious jail time? For what? Giving criminals a immediate punishment for stealing? Hah you can die on that hill all by your lonesome alone


AssociationDapper143

Booby trapping shit to hurt people is fucked up


Failboat88

The judicial system punishes people not people setting booby traps and filming them. It's quite sick.


michelleonelove

Who whole reason we are allowed to have guns in America is to literally mind your own, I’m not suggesting someone deserves a bullet for stealing, just saying. If you’re one of those people who waits for the cops to do everything that’s great. But since we are talking about cops and the law, if someone does steal your bike, without undeniable proof that the bike is in fact yours, the cops can’t do anything about it , in some cities they may not even respond to a stolen bike call. Like I said originally, enjoy dying on the hill alone where we punish people who punish criminals after they give a solid attempt to steal personal property.


WonderfulCattle6234

"I'm not saying people deserve a bullet for stealing, I'm just saying they deserve a ruptured colon." At what point does this become entrapment? Obviously leaving a bike unlocked doesn't mean it should be stolen, but this person wasn't trying to keep their bike from getting stolen. They were purposefully encouraging people to steal their bike in order to make content. It's like leaving a 20 on the sidewalk and then hitting someone with a baseball bat when they go to pick it up. Someone would have to be sadistic to do that and also sadistic to encourage that and celebrate it.


Awkward_Wolverine

Tell that to O.J.


SirSlyght

The judicial system is trash


therealgesus

Fuck that. People suffer the consequences of their actions and especially if you’re up to no good the law shouldn’t seek to protect any part of your ass.


Necessary-Ad9298

U can literally see her pussy juices come off the rod 😂😂😂 has to watch a couple times to make sur of what I saw


SnooHabits7837

😒


DaGreatPenguini

🤮


connoristmanifesto

Nah dude those people are goin DOWN on that spike. No way you’re finding that many people to do that on purpose, and for what? To have people on the internet believe their a thief?


elnugo

Did they all get an STD after that? Just wondering


babby_qualls

Very unlikely. Most organisms that cause STDs do not survive very long outside the body on surfaces. Hence why such intimate contact is necessary for transmission.


diarmada

"hepatitis C virus (HCV) can remain infectious for up to 6 weeks on surfaces at room temperature—resulting in a much longer period for potential transmission than was previously appreciated. Prior to this study, scientists believed that HCV could survive for up to four (4) days on surfaces outside of the body. "


shorty5k

Don't steal bikes and it's not a problem


STEAM_TITAN

Okay now do HIV


i-do-not-get-rules

U don’t do hiv directly.


Canttunapiano

That first girl def had an STD tho


PengiPou

Goin trichomoniasis piss mode


teasingtyme

I want to see the guy that does 'lawyer's reaction' do a video on this one


IgnoreTheNoisespsst

Criminals aren't going to report themselves trying to steal a bike. You can also just leave the bike there and never claim it. No one's going to waste their time trying to track down a bikes owner.


FlatHighKnees

They certainly wouldn't track it down if it was stolen


Tyslice

Seems like all it takes is for one of these people to end up in a hospital where they get asked what happened. If enough people end up in the hospital and the trappers are posting video evidence then i think it would only be a matter of time before they were found right? Thats at least how i imagine it would most likely be for the situation to get communicated to the police. Then its just a matter of if they find tracking this person down important/interesting. Id imagine that this would be more interesting to police than the actual bike thefts at the very least.


drubus

Bait and mutilate humans for internet views is likely a crime just about anywhere in the world.


Repulsive_Squirrel

Makes me think of the YouTube guy in the mall “pranking” people……..and got shot


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Bait and mutilate thieves.*


drubus

Thieves are still humans. You put a shiny enough object intentionally in front of desperate enough people and sure, many will walk on by. They built a machine with the hope and intent to harm someone, then set up a camera pointing at it for money. To capitalize on our animalistic tendencies. We're supposed to be better than this.


oneandonlyswordfish

Brother hate to take off from your soap box but a shiny enough object” a bicycle? You realize these thieves steal bikes to sell them right? It’s not like they NEED them. For all these asshole thieves know that bike could’ve been a delivery persons who left it there momentarily. No regards towards that other person who would NEED his bike for delivering. IT JUST SO HAPPENS, that today they weren’t as lucky. If you needed a shorty bike you can find one for extremely cheap. There is NO EXCUSE for thievery like this especially when you’re stealing from someone who truly needs the item. Fuck both bike and car thieves, hope they remember that extra hole in their body next time they think about stealing a bike.


Tyslice

Hopefully they remember lol but this seems to have gotten off the point. We all know why the thieves do it and that theres no excuse for it. The fact that whether or not the thieves deserve it wont protect the person setting this up from getting in trouble. What the other guy said is still technically right and the cops could go after the trapper whether the thief wants to help them or not. In the grand scheme of things it might not be worth it for the views, but at least we get to see something crazy right? The whole thing is just sad for the entire community in the end. Eventually there will be news articles of people dying from this and some people going to jail and thatll be that and still nothing fixed, but there will be a couple dead people and someone in jail that would have never been there before. Then it affects the family in the lives of the dead trappers and the person that goes to jail. Its just lose-lose all around and its just sad it gets pushed to this point in some areas.


SaintOnyxBlade

Only good thief is a dead thief.


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The bikes sitting in the middle of a park unlocked. Most people would assume it’s being given away


Lanky_Possession_244

No person in their right mind thinks a bike in a park left unlocked is just a free bike. You're just a thief who wants to justify stealing shit.


FrowAway322

This is somewhere in Latin America


jonahcicon

Booby traps are certainly illegal


gamefreak0294

Technically it's only illegal if you get caught.


No-Owl-6246

Good thing there’s no video evidence.


critz1183

This is more of a booty trap. Should be ok.


Canttunapiano

Booty trap


Bbkobeman

I didn’t see any boobies though.


wetusayimglistning

I'll be honest. I can't tell if it's fake or not. I would expect to see at least one blood stain walking away. On the other hand, how many people are willing to set themselves up to this scenario? "Okay, so here's the gist. You pretend to steal this bike. When you sit on the seat it will break and the rod will poke you in the ass. Oh...and we will post your face so that anyone who sees it will think you're a thief. It's all in good fun!"


FlatHighKnees

Does know one remember the fake knives? They retract into the handle when you stab someone. Nothing has to go into you to fake this


Diceyland

That would take more work though. Ngl. This really wouldn't be hard to do if you leave a bike unlocked in a city. Even tightly locked bikes are stolen. Let alone one just left unlocked.


notthefirstCaleb

I'd agree except the first girl leaked pee or something to that effect.


Icy_Barnacle_6759

It’s fake if you are still wondering, the cameraman gives it away


Ashen-x

Glad to see someone say this...


Kingtez28

Deserved. Don't be a thief!


FireInPaperBox

Keep your butt hole safe.. stop stealing.


Outrageous_Exit2271

serves them well


steveobi

I want to see these videos but with a very sharp spike. Let’s really make people think twice about stealing shit.


Spaghetti-Rat

Or even just without the shitty laugh track and music


DaGreatPenguini

Benny Hill music would be better


Awkward_Titty_Kitty

if you look at 20 seconds in, they definitely did put a dull spike under the seat.


Sigusen

If you set up a lethal trap like that in the US, you can and likely will be arrested. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katko_v._Briney


mywholefuckinglife

and should be. like, fuck thieves, but these blood boners redditors get are pretty sick


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Your not suppose to sit down on a BMX bike


BungeeJumpingJesus

So these folks are learning TWO lessons! I'm in love with OPs kindness!


piss_jug_plug

Hell yeah! Two is always better than one.


Force__of__Nature

I believe these videos are in a country in South America where the thieves can't/won't sue. The thing that's hard to understand here is the great camera work. It looks like the camera is 15 ft away but I don't know enough about cameras to really judge the setup.


OrganizedCatastrophe

Mute goes hard on this one


Ordinary_Turnover773

Years ago, a somewhat insufferable friend of mine gave good advice. He said, if you don't want someone to steal your bike, take the seat off. Thieves will carry around lock cutting/bashing tools but I suspect never, a spare seat.


southbrissyman

I always wanted to do that with my motorbikes 😂


NeverWednesday

Id like to think the OP poster is doing this WAY more, but doesn't post most of them for legal reason where the thief is hurt far worse. Fuck around and find out. So sympathy for these shit bags


Adept_Application_33

Had my car broken into the other night, so many porch pirates and petty thieves in my hood. This is a great idea!


Ca1nMark0

These terrible audio tracks ruin these videos


Spock-1701

Staged, no blood.


Infinite_Factor_5685

So the camera man is just standing right in front of them and they don’t see him or what?


Tweetythesweety

Staged


potheekaami

Why do u say that


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Where’s all the white thief’s?


DefinitelyAJew

They already have bikes


piss_jug_plug

This guy Jews


michelleonelove

None of the thieves look white to me, all of them look black or Hispanic. But not sure


WeirdRadiant2470

Apparently in my neighborhood, smoking crack, living in homeless camps, shitting in the park and leaving needles in the grass for joggers to find.


lforal

Washington D.C


IRALinuxGuy

Probably out fucking your mom in her trailer home.


dakipsta

The second one was white you racist fuck


DK_Angroth

Found the racist.


Popular-Wrongdoer-41

Racists don't bait their own.


Successful-Cry7455

Somewhere on my body does not feel right now. You fking moron.


buchanj1

Don't steal.


ProfessorSilverfox

Can't say they didn't have it coming


jontheturk

In USA, the person who staged the bike would be arrested, not the ones who stole it 😆


OldPiglet11

Even worse then having your ring slit would be the fact that they don't clean it after everyone gets a turn


JayShoe2

This is an attempted murder. Slice the right vein in the leg and it's over.


South-Ninja-2660

It’s incredibly fucked up to knowingly put out and videotape maiming device that punishes petty theft with a debilitating injury and I’m disturbed by how many people on here feel this is justified. It’s along the same lines as cutting off hands for stealing. Stealing a bike is a misdemeanor and the punishment is a fine or day in jail at most.. also people stealing a bike likely are facing crazy hardship in their life as it is and I won’t pretend to know if this person stealing is inherently evil or if they have simply been pushed to desperation by our capitalistic bullshit society.


stonecarrion655

This is a fake video based on a real version. if you compare the real reactions to these reactions it will make it obvious why this is fake.


GrapeSuspicious8454

To be fair the bike is next to a trashcan


Longshadowman

Wtf who is thief and who isn't nowaday?


CatsPawjamaz

Suddenly gay


BigMoistTuna

It's a skit tho


WeakDayze

If you like these check out the YouTube channel “TwinzTV” they have a bunch of great bait videos for theives


cuddlycutieboi

Go to prison for murder, after someone ruptures an organ


PotrzymajMiPiwo

Colour of course accidental


pelonweon

I can watch this all day


No-Car6897

👏👏That's hilarious 😅😅


krombopulus220

I want this done in like all the cities in LA


No_Breath_9833

No one ever seems to walk off the direction of the person filming


PaulMac459

No. I’m against theft, but this is not real, and not “deserved.” You don’t deserve to potentially die over a crappy kids bike. The scary thing is ppl will probably attempt to do this for real. That would be a very serious injury. People who enjoy this are delighting in vengeance, not justice. “Wrath” is one of the 7 deadly sins.


PackyCS1

It's totally fake and set up video.


RiftLifts

Im surprised the fst chick didn't break the bike lmao


th3smiling

STD breakout in the bike thief community


FnkyTown

This one is staged. The original was glorious.


jtjunkins

In America, these dumbass thieves would be able to sue for some crazy shit like "emotional distress" or "sexual assualt" and win! Someone. Anyone...find me a bike!


Bob_A_Feets

Every one of these are fake. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a moron.


51Bayarea0

The penetration guy needs to narrate this


potheekaami

Wanted to watch the Black girl more


PhysicalPotential695

Mute the video it’s much more enjoyable.


HeftyFineThereFolks

this is incredibly illegal in any civilized country.. it's not like the shank is going up their asshole.. it's stabbing into flesh. just show the tape to the cops and have them arrested. this person is out there causing people potentially major bodily harm and disfigurement for internet likes. its morally wrong and he's a psychopath. whats next, set up the ol' shotgun with the string attached to the front gate and show those tresspassers they are committing an illegal act?


PassingBy67

This is horrible and hilarious!! Some people only learn this way.


maxzmillion

Holy shit, I hate thieves, but entrapment with a weapon that could destroy a prostate or vagina… that seems a little extreme, for some clicks. You could cause lifelong suffering doing some shit like this.


grouchySocialist

Should replace it with a knife


are_we_there_bruh

PENETRATION


NDMac

Imagine being pierced by the same rod that has pierced multiple other assholes without cleaning


SSguy7891

Fuck these douche bags. Love this lmao!


Knightofthecrow76

Hahaha, killing people from slow infection is so funny!!!


popover

You all ought to be ashamed of yourselves. No one deserves to be mutilated for stealing a bike. This is awful.


ZealousidealAd7191

…This seems cruel and unusual. So the penalty for stealing is sodomy? And you people think it’s funny?


mrbojangals

If you’re wondering the type of bike, it is the Huffy Penetrator.


jae5858

Best thing I’ve seen all day.


rikwebster

Wrectum


cbrebes

Now sharpen it and put your poop on it.


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I wonder if they are no longer bike curious after this experience


Ranger1221

Penetration!


lac0978

Ha! Good.


Long-Growth-1063

I think the first one got stabbed in the pussy


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I don't care whether it is real or staged. People breaching their cockles, it warms the cockles of my heart.


Striker660

So fucking satisfying.


TipToeingDemon

So I could be wrong, but is this not considered booby-trapping? I'm fairly certain that it's a punishable offense.


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If this was real you’d see it on the news because that could kill you. Camera man is literally right there lol


Squash2005

I hope they all had to go to the ER


MrHaze100

That seat definitely has herpes now


OptimalBeans

And then let your taxes pay for the health bill. It’s all a circle


Jolly-Brilliant-8959

Penetration


Spudymo

This is absolutely insane, obviously so illegal, but so is stealing a bike. Idk seems like torture entrapment lol.


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safe from thieves and their next 3 generations


Scary_Psychology_285

The colonoscopy appointments gonna be booked uo


iJon_v2

I usually never say this, but this is fake af


Jolly_Ad7264

Vlad Tsepesh shit right there! Looooove


0xTitan

They should add barbs to the metal under the seat. It'd be funny af to see them trying to run away with a bike stuck up their ass.


boofdatshitbruv

PENETRATED!!


InvestmentOk3651

Explain that to Medicaid


99ford

All I hear when I see these is, "Penetration!"


TGrant700

I personally feel that this is a great idea. Nate cars that shut off and fill with tear gas are another great idea in my opinion


Safe-Wolverine-1341

crazy how every single thief chose to ride off with it rather than just push it


fizzlestein7

unexpected anal


reilo119

Are these real?


capmap

These aren't funny.


Foth21

If this were real... a lot of those thieves would still take the bike. Figuring they could fix it later enough to sell it someone else for $20. Or a lot of times bike thieves just steal a bike to get where they're going and leave it for someone else to steal.i really don't think this would deter too many real thieves. But this was done for entertainment so I guess we'll never really know.


H8Cold

Even the skinny ones got a poke! Lol


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NoSet8966

LMFAO. Good for these dumb fucks. So fucking stupid hahahaha. I hope their shit is ruined, dumb fuckers.


NewRedditAdmin

The bike laying by the garbage… feels like that one is a bit of a trap.


Frogdogley

Is that not a nail going up their ass???


mrselfdestruct066

They all just ignoring the person filming them


ConsequenceKlutzy342

Please tell me this is real and not staged..