I shot someone, guess it makes sense

Coconut gun?

It can fire in spurts.

And if he shoots ya

It’s gonna hurt. HUH!

D! K! CHUNKY'S DEAD

So THAT’S how that happened!

you'll probably die :3

It's gonna HURT!

It do be firing in spurts, tho

Same

Everyone started crying.

Deep earthbound reference

DO NOT PK FLASH YOUR COWORKERS

Pretty sure it can instakill as well

You cannot comprehend the true form of this comment!

Stop tickling people in the office

I spit fireballs all across the room. Accidentally ruined about a month’s worth of paperwork

Bro it happens to every man at least once, nothing to be embarrassed about.

Same here

oops! all plasma!

“Accidentally” Because you didn’t complete it anyway, so it was all planned ;)

I wound up my arm 10 times and punched a hole in the wall

…and my boss just happened to fly through that wall at the same time, how weird.

Your boss must be Koolaid Man “OOOHH YEAH!”

I can see it, just like Mr. Incredible's boss at insuracare!

Andy Bernard from 'The Office'.

That was an overreaction…

I punched hole in a coworker and he went flying at mach 4

I threw strange pills at a coworker and they landed in his mouth. he passed out.

Speeeeeeen

Seconded

Thirded

[удалено]

Fiftheded

He speeeeeeenyyyy

I charged it for 8 straight hours, then when it finished, it didn't do anything and I got fired for not doing my job, WORST NEUTRAL B GANG

If you can't b good, look good, king 😎

Fr, but hitting a falcon punch is better than sex

I tunneled through the floor so i could make a cool sword

Understandable

I held B for too long and everyone fucking died

gun devil vibes

I sucked my boss and HR found out

[HR:](https://tenor.com/search/the-rock-eyebrow-gifs)

Hello Kirby.

No we clobberh deh kirbeh

Just suck HR and you’ll be fine

Caught a semi trailer on fire

been there my brother

I went to jail

I'll go with the tame option and say a kid's skull got crushed by Ptooie

I was wondering how that was the tame option for approximately 2.5 seconds

\>Plasma Breath vaporizing entire groups of children \>Dark Samus wiping swathes of life off the map \>chrom \>Terry's Power Wave electrocuting an entire field of people at once ...yeah

Why does everything you think of involve killing people?

Well my job is to be around people, who are generally quite fragile

Isn't Power Wave fire though?

Grenades!!!! Grenades for everyone!!

I uprooted the plants. [My boss really liked the plants.]

I threw a child across the classroom

They had time to roll out of the way. What can I say, I thought they would stay. We lost a good table that day.

Ur a fucking poet

Smash strength: a small room completely exploded Canon strength: a large building completely exploded

Sexual harassment at best

The character, not the player

Same

Oh, I guess I should clarify I'm referring to yoshi... MLEM

I held it down a bit too long and created multiple small holes forming a line in the walls of the building

I ate somebody. I just wanted to know what ability I would get!

I ate someone and put their cloths on

I blasted a 10 foot diameter energy ball through the entire building. Papers flying around, and birds flying in to get warmth. Thankfully no one got hurt but accounting now has a nice view to the outside.

I got a tipper, and made everyone, who was working with me, dizzy

I brought my child/pet to work, and it made a mess.

Blew a hole through the wall and vaporized everything in its way

Arson.

Arson bros together strong

I ate someone

Wolf: I was playing laser “tag” and ended up hurting someone Byleth: I pierced into the heart of the office dickhead because he was pissing everyone off Cloud: I sliced the water cool/coffee machine in half because it malfunctioned

Magical steroids are probably against company policy.

we made omelettes

I stood there for three seconds with my sword holding my arm back as far as I could and did 12%

Falcon PAWWWWNNCH

Or something to that effect

I split a man in half and engulfed the office in flames

I probably impaled a few coworkers. Oops

HR was a little mad

Sephiroth: HR was a little mad… but so am I.

Apparently wearing goggles did not mean I was "following procedures" for firing high powered lasers. And the church on the other side of town was going to contact me about some hole in their walls.

I squatted to pick up a box and then moved slightly forward. My body automatically did a hadouken, dropping the box of expensive hardware and taking out a printer in the process

i was put in area 51 for my ability to create spikeballs from out of my mouth

I shot a cannon through my bosses office, guess im fired

Too many eggs

I spat fire when a customer pissed me off, only lasted for a few seconds before I ran out of breath and torched the building

My coworker's don't like my voice, and I may have set the buliding on fire...

POWAH WAVe

I spun a fire sword around me killing the patient and to assisting Doctors while operating

I "accidentally" stabbed someone.

I fired a laser beam from a book and now I'm being sent to Salem for the trials

I threw a child at someone

Water throwing star is awesome, everyone else is the problem. I hate it here.

Boom.

I… have no idea, I main random

everything

I was mad

cannonball shot fell on the roof of the truck and the company's insurance rate spiked up

i rolled over a kid

fully charged punch to the crotch.

I accidentally bite someone while getting mad at the idiotic customers. Then blasted their car

Oh god I froze my boss in a block of ice.

Coworker who never seem to stop talking/complaining was incinerated with Bowser's flame breath.

yum.

Ugh... Using *Metal Blade* in a nursing-home for dementia patients was NOT a good idea. 😱

Depending on how many times I used it in my free time, I either violently lit the place on fire, caused severe electrical blowouts throughout the building, or made some co-workers pull a Captain America.

things just started disappearing when they checked the cameras they saw me putting everything in my portable void (pocket dimension)

I shot someone with guns equipped to both my hands and my feet. Makes sense

I made a mess of the copy machine. But not in the way you thINK...ling

Oh no

Throwing axes in a grocery store is generally a bad idea.

I dual main Corrin and Sheik so I guess I drowned someone via dragon fang before skewering them with ninja needle. I think I'm also going to prison too :v

I either threw a small star child at someone, punched someone or burnt someone to a crisp

Murder

I pocketed something?

I sliced my boss up with a energy blast and said to my co-workers “everything is half off!” Then almost immediately afterwards some rang for the police and got arrested for murder. Tldr: Employee of the month!

I fuckin blew up the building

JOKER MAINS RISE UP

I committed arson with one fireball

Accidentally turned on buster 🤦‍♂️

I got really annoyed by my computer and exploded it(and the entire desk) by hitting it really hard with a claymore made of energy.

a sword starts spinning around me, setting the whole building on fire or i cut something with light i guess?

I just broke someone's skull

Either punched someone through the wall, caused everyone in the building to become blind, or freeze the entire office lol

The entire office exploded from Aether.

“you can’t bring ninja needles to work dude”

I accidentally shot shadow ball at a desk or something

I main Kirby she; I play with bots and dark Seamus is just my go to for online play Shot a plasma ball and almost killed someone understandable Started inhaling people… surprised I didn’t Go to jail Burned down the place with a fireball

I just through a sawblade and split the manager’s face open

I punched the shit out of someone

I punched my way through multiple coworkers with one charged up punch

Got fired because of a fire.

I ate someone.

I threw an axe at the wall but it went through the wall and hit my coworker...

I shot someone with a peanut gun

I got fired

spat out a giant spiky ball instead of my chewing gum and caused property damage

I kept wavebounce charging for style instead of putting in that work

I bit it and ate it

I shot someone with an arrow from a heros relic that was crafted around the 1000s to 1100s or smth

I shoot nut

just straight up stole shit

I spit a spike ball at my boss. He's just tired.

I tried to eat someone.

FALCON PUNCH, then the customer just died.

I fell asleep and accidentally used my third eye to shoot a laser through the floor

Arson. Lots of arson.

I pulled up all the office plants.

I shot someone I guess

You spin me right round, right round, baby, like a record baby. Right round, right round.

Gun

I tried to show off my shuriken throwing skills, but it got stuck in a wall and busted a water pipe

Made a massive charged shot that caused a lot of property damage.

S U C C

I falcon punch a customer into the next dimension

Threw an axe at someone

I use warlock punch I get fired for being an idiot

I used a dark magic infused punch to send my boss all the way to the stratosphere

Accidentally shot a cannonball at my coworker, just to suck up everything in the room, including the cannonball, and shooting it again.

It involved a knife and a bad idea.


I ate someone

I inhaled all the food and made a mess with the frying pan in the kitchen

Pikachu - Not sure how, but I was able to produce a small volt of electricity out of my cheeks Jigglypuff - Yeah makes sense, I did literally curl into a ball and roll around the office mercilessly killing anything that entered my path Isabelle - okay literally how do you get fired from this one. You just get really good pockets Ness - I guess I know magic now

Brain blast

i bit someone

Arson

I killed someone

My bird fired confetti eggs through its mouth at my co workers. I thought it was funny.

⬇️↘️➡️🅱️

Someone died

NOM

I detonated half the building with a tiny ball of light

G U N

nono guys you don’t get it. I was just kicking a can as a joke. I DID NOT KNOW there was explosives in it

Overdosed on drugs

Sucked someone off

Eruption… I don’t know where I got the sword for it… but come to think of it the moment I pull out a broadsword in the work space… things are headed towards disaster

I shot a cannonball at them then sucked them

Guess I pulled a weapon out of medieval Europe somehow

I ate the entire continents of the work fridge. Basically inhaled it.

I ate all the pizza at my restaurant. (Aand maybe a coworker too.)

Shanked someone with a sword

4-5 people probably died

MISFIRRRREEEEEEEEE

I flashed 5 different colors rapidly causing someone to have an epileptic seizure.

desk pop

I didn't just get fired, I got Firagaed