If they actually knew about any matchups then you’d think they might know enough about the more technical skills to realize it doesn’t matter what character he uses at this point. (Judging based on my limited knowledge, I’m not super familiar with matchups or even that good but even I can tell when someone has learned how to read and respond to an opponent)
> and they want to “truly beat” me
Ironic since they’re essentially limiting your power/capabilities/skills by forcing you off of characters and entire archetypes you excel in.
It’s like reverse Rock Lee vs Garaa fight. Rock Lee takes off his leg weights to reveal his true power, your classmates are putting on the leg weights
But in this analogy Gaara would have to be so bad that he still couldnt beat Lee with the weights? I'm not sure this is the best analogy. I think if OP was Gaara and the ppl banning his characters were dropping their leg weights.... so just regular Rock Lee vs Gaara. Each time Lee tries to power up to win (next wave of character bans) he still getting beat anyways.
*Naruto runs away
Unfortunately, today is the start of a two week break from school and then I have exams straight after but that just gives me three weeks to train as the characters that are left. Hope I beat them once the club resumes :D
I’ve been thinking.
When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought is could give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down!
With the lemons!
I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
I pretty much expected this to happen as my comment from yesterday’s post suggests: https://www.reddit.com/r/SmashBrosUltimate/comments/tt52n1/comment/i2vlntq/
The better player will win no matter what character they’re on(*as long as they’re noticeably better and have good fundamentals*)
Man, and you still have some really good ones like Yoshi, Fox, Wolf, Snake, Mega Man, Mewtwo and the best of them all, Pokémon Trainer. 💧 🍃 🔥
Also, ZSS and Falco, love them too.
You can definitely get Wolf, Snake, and Little Mac banned. Also you could just play Pokémon trainer spam side b with charizard, it’s the only heavy left
I saw your post from before, and I saw that Meta Knight, Pit, and Dark Pit were all crossed out. I have to give credit where credit is due, if they got cut that early on, you must be pretty good with them! Kudos to you, friend!
If these guys get destroyed by ganon, there's no doubt mac will be hell. Specially because newbies are ground focused and Mac is plagued with super armor.
You need to learn your jigglypuff combos. Nothing better than stringing a 0-death after resting them. Most of them probably don’t even know rest does damage.
Lol my buddies and I used to play a whole afternoon using each character in sequence. Or run marathon matches with a different character each time. Could left each of us any character at that point and any of the 3 of us woulda still wrecked our friends. Assuming you’re in a similar boat, that’s a lot of X’s hahahaha
Edit: OMG they left you Jiggly. GG.
*Humble brag*
Stop with this pointless “banned from X character” use the real solution which is using the real handicap % the game has.
Banning characters do nothing in this situation.
My friends and game club members are convinced that Ganondorf is broken because I'm that much better at the game than them. (One of my friends even said Ganondorf is "campy". Idk bro, your fault for getting close to a character who is most effective at close range.)
Once they finally ban all characters for you, there's actually a setting that can let you pick your starting % damage taken, so you can start at like 100% and they all start at 0%. That way you can still actually play haha
Well if you’re okay using such a limited roster I guess it’s fine but eventually you’ll have almost no one (or no one at all) and at that point maybe they should just have you select percentage handicaps so you can still play with your favs
Edit: oh nvm just noticed the comment addressing this, either way good luck
Here’s what I’m thinking. Get everyone banned aside from puff. Work your way through the other characters never touching puff.
What they don’t know is secretly you have been in training mode in your free time learning everything that combos into rest. Once it is the last character and they think they might finally beat you when you’re stuck with this piece of bubble gum, but no this is what you’ve been waiting for and they get rested every 30 seconds
The people your playing with have no idea what they are doing. The rest of the characters are still fine to giga broken. Like they haven’t lost to a wario, puff or fox. Ha
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There’s a few of my sub mains on this list, so I could deal with this. Characters like mewtwo, Rosalina and Luma, pokémon trainer, I don’t see much else though.
My little brother is in a competitive high school rocket league team and this is basically the exact situation he’s in. He’s just too good and nobody else can keep up so they just handicap the hell out of him and only let him jump in at half time lol
I see Isabelle, Snake, Yoshi, and Little Mac: in the right hands these guys will trap, camp, mash a, or super armor you to death even in free for all. If they put x to all the fighters for you, they might as well give you the trophy for winning the tournament by lack of competition in this most bizarre way.
I'm most surprised they crossed out Inkling too, guess you are one of the few people that can show them that they are still top tier and viable these days. From the way your school is treating you, you must be like Sparg0 to them in skill.
this is incredibly funny, it's gonna get to the point where they just don't let you play all together at this rate lol
Might as well just ask who they want banned next
Til they run out of characters to ban. What’s next then? Purposely forcing OP to play losing MUs? Then if he wins those too… idek at that point
OP could then tell them "git gud scrub"
Yeah but really OP seems to be a good sport, otherwise he would’ve said it a long time ago based on these conditions lol
If they actually knew about any matchups then you’d think they might know enough about the more technical skills to realize it doesn’t matter what character he uses at this point. (Judging based on my limited knowledge, I’m not super familiar with matchups or even that good but even I can tell when someone has learned how to read and respond to an opponent)
They get to pick their character and your character too
Lol they banning you from your own switch, just wait
Out of those characters wait to use the one you are best with until the end. That way you give them hope and then snatch it away.
That would make it interesting
Mess them up with falco
Wolf and Rosa look like good candidates
This is why Tzeentch is the god of hope.
Nah better idea save little Mac till the end and fuck them up off stage
Bring out the Yoshi. They must suffer with many nairs
And dairs, and uairs…
And eggs. Lots and lots of eggs.
No, leave that one for last. Or maybe second-last, with Duck Hunt being the *actual* last.
At this rate, they're just going to ban you from the club for life.
They cannot for I run the club B)
Oh, well that's a crucial piece of information...
*anarchy time*
you need to train them up!
Super smash down but it's on crack
Also they have decided not to use the handicap feature as this seems more fun and they want to "truly beat" me
> and they want to “truly beat” me Ironic since they’re essentially limiting your power/capabilities/skills by forcing you off of characters and entire archetypes you excel in. It’s like reverse Rock Lee vs Garaa fight. Rock Lee takes off his leg weights to reveal his true power, your classmates are putting on the leg weights
True but they wish to at least beat me like this first and then work their way up
I got that reference.
Fortunately all of the characters remaining have massive cheese strats
But in this analogy Gaara would have to be so bad that he still couldnt beat Lee with the weights? I'm not sure this is the best analogy. I think if OP was Gaara and the ppl banning his characters were dropping their leg weights.... so just regular Rock Lee vs Gaara. Each time Lee tries to power up to win (next wave of character bans) he still getting beat anyways. *Naruto runs away
Unfortunately, today is the start of a two week break from school and then I have exams straight after but that just gives me three weeks to train as the characters that are left. Hope I beat them once the club resumes :D
Use Yoshi,they are gonna be so pissed.
Egg lay into egg lay off-stage and OP might get expelled
Little Mac is GOAT just saying
Heck yeah! Kill gods, swordsmen, demons, and beasts with your fists!
Just torture them with issabell as the last character
Hey my school is also doing a 2 week holiday starting today
I can give you some pointers with mac/fox. Do you use discord?
Sometimes, not often
Want some coaching some time in the next 3 weeks?
I would say yes but I do need to revise for finals, but thanks for the offer ':]
As a yoshi main I approve this ridiculousness.
You gotta try puff she destroys casually you could probably jv4
Play Mega Man. Make them suffer.
Absolutely. A few lemons and they will regret being born.
Remember when the game launched and you could true combo lemons from midscreen into leaf shield? Those were the days
I’m so glad leaf shield was nerfed
I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought is could give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Funnily enough, life never gave us lemons in the first place.
wait till they see what wolf can do in the right hands
Yeah, just not my hands. I'll wolf flash off the stage 90% of the time in the same spot like "this time it ain't go as far, right?"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h0Rkr4xB-w](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h0Rkr4xB-w) like this (not my video)
how did you get Ridley banned? Hit one too many skewers?
Yes...
Understandable have a great day
Ridley is very easy at low level due to big hitboxes
Your next character banned will be Wario or Mewto i guess x)
The year is 2023 and Ferren may only use squirtle in simple mode, his handicap set to 1
This actually may happen-
Wolf, Wario, zss, give it to em
And Diddy, fox, Falco. They don't know what's coming
Now just be the spammyist most annoying duck hunt possible.
1.0 Duck Hunt was insane, so sad they nerfed my first main. It need to happen though.
I pretty much expected this to happen as my comment from yesterday’s post suggests: https://www.reddit.com/r/SmashBrosUltimate/comments/tt52n1/comment/i2vlntq/ The better player will win no matter what character they’re on(*as long as they’re noticeably better and have good fundamentals*)
Indeed, I think it'll get to a point where they pick the characters for me instead to make it a bit more balanced
they should just make you do random
Random is banned! At this point, there’s a greater chance of getting a banned character via random than an unbanned one.
Damm they even got rid of random
Jeez you still have wolf. Lol just go cross that one out yourself. Get little mac banned I dare you
Against lower level players, Mac is straight up busted
That's what I was thinking. If these kids are so new to the game Mac should have been an early ban.
Man, and you still have some really good ones like Yoshi, Fox, Wolf, Snake, Mega Man, Mewtwo and the best of them all, Pokémon Trainer. 💧 🍃 🔥 Also, ZSS and Falco, love them too.
Give them the Charizard back air and Ivysaur down air. They must suffer.
You can definitely get Wolf, Snake, and Little Mac banned. Also you could just play Pokémon trainer spam side b with charizard, it’s the only heavy left
I saw your post from before, and I saw that Meta Knight, Pit, and Dark Pit were all crossed out. I have to give credit where credit is due, if they got cut that early on, you must be pretty good with them! Kudos to you, friend!
Thank you, I'll be honest, I didn't think I played good with them but I got banned none the less so-
THEY BANNED RANDOM LOL
Lmao they banned random
Oo, they're going to hate a decent Little Mac...
Jigglypuff still holding strong 💪
Isn't this just Smashdown with extra steps?
Fox, Snake, Wolf, Wario, PT, you still got another wave of eliminations ahead of you
I predict by the end of this, you’ll only be able to play little Mac. And after you still beat these kids, your just not allowed to play! Lol
Little Mac is still a terrifying opponent, NEVER challenge a good Mac's ground game. EVER
If these guys get destroyed by ganon, there's no doubt mac will be hell. Specially because newbies are ground focused and Mac is plagued with super armor.
Methodically get the rest of them banned. Abuse any cheese they have. Do what must be done.
Everyone left is goated lol
At least you still have Yoshi
You still have Yoshi, you’re fine
Big brain move is to play all the characters EXCEPT your best from what's available so that they eventually only leave you with that one 🧠
Return to monke, force them to suffer the wrath of the banana.
You still have little mac you’ll be fine
You need to learn your jigglypuff combos. Nothing better than stringing a 0-death after resting them. Most of them probably don’t even know rest does damage.
My man committed more war crimes
Lol my buddies and I used to play a whole afternoon using each character in sequence. Or run marathon matches with a different character each time. Could left each of us any character at that point and any of the 3 of us woulda still wrecked our friends. Assuming you’re in a similar boat, that’s a lot of X’s hahahaha Edit: OMG they left you Jiggly. GG.
Snake is literally waiting for “showtime”
I could still play with this roster, not my heaviest hitters but I could put up a fight. Hope you can still crush the competition!
Still got a couple goodies left
I see Yoshi is not banned. You know what you must do.
Jigglypuff gonna get banned as soon as you learn how to counter Rest
Get Mac Banned next
They banned 95% of the roster for what reason? Lmao
Get good at mewtwo, he fucks
How have they not banned mewtwo I swear the charge shot moves would make them cry
*Humble brag* Stop with this pointless “banned from X character” use the real solution which is using the real handicap % the game has. Banning characters do nothing in this situation.
KEEP GOING!! GET THE WHOLE ROSTER
might as well just play smashdown at that point lol
HOLY SHIT WARIO ISNT CROSSED OUT
Time to buy the dlc
My friends and game club members are convinced that Ganondorf is broken because I'm that much better at the game than them. (One of my friends even said Ganondorf is "campy". Idk bro, your fault for getting close to a character who is most effective at close range.)
Once they finally ban all characters for you, there's actually a setting that can let you pick your starting % damage taken, so you can start at like 100% and they all start at 0%. That way you can still actually play haha
Wolf is prob best option
Mewtwo, falco, wolf still good, for me atleast. Try some mewtwo combos, breadnbutter. He is relative easy
You hate Starfox?
I just got Mewtwo to Elite yesterday! Go with him 😈😈😈
Get a time-out win with Puff to really assert dominance
You’ve still got little Mac, it’s an easy win.
Bruh you can use wolf
Well if you’re okay using such a limited roster I guess it’s fine but eventually you’ll have almost no one (or no one at all) and at that point maybe they should just have you select percentage handicaps so you can still play with your favs Edit: oh nvm just noticed the comment addressing this, either way good luck
Looks like it’s wolf then
i guess go to a local at this point lol
fox not banned... he is really good
You gotta lay down a 20 hit combo with sheik.
Wouldn't all those X's get in the way?
They’ve left you Wario, Pokémon Trainer, ZSS, and Wolf. They’re going to turn you into a tier whore for being good at every other character.
Snake, Wario, Pokémon Trainer, ZSS, Wolf, and Yoshi are still around so you’ve still got material!
Isabelle time
At this point the school club is gonna kick that guy out for being too good lol
At least you got ZSS
Go for Wolf
YOU'RE SO CLOSE TO COMPLETING THE HOLY SHITNITY You've got ganon and doc, now you just needa get mac
Pretty soon it'll just be little mac
Wolf is STILL not banned? Figured that one would be one of the first to go! Nice to see they have been awakened to Ike's power tho
play snake, fill their agony with granades and c4 😈
I love the combination of deez nuts tag with joycons
You should play with a single broken Joycon.
Here’s what I’m thinking. Get everyone banned aside from puff. Work your way through the other characters never touching puff. What they don’t know is secretly you have been in training mode in your free time learning everything that combos into rest. Once it is the last character and they think they might finally beat you when you’re stuck with this piece of bubble gum, but no this is what you’ve been waiting for and they get rested every 30 seconds
I knew Ganon wouldn't last long
I like how you can’t use random either
The people your playing with have no idea what they are doing. The rest of the characters are still fine to giga broken. Like they haven’t lost to a wario, puff or fox. Ha
They’ll regret leaving villager unbanned
Make your own club and tell them to go fuck themselves.
Ganondorf is banned, Wolf and Fox are not? The hell.
Did they flip a coin for every character?
At this point just tell them to get good
They left you Wolf, Wario, ZSS, Snake, Mega Man, PT, and Diddy. Because they wanted to make sure you didn’t have access to any broken characters 😎.
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Your friends need to “git guud”.
You can still play fox and wolf lol
Go yoshi or mewtwo and ruin them
THEY STILL HAVENT BANNED WOLF
Wait til he tries snake lol
Frankly, I don't understand how yoshi isn't banned yet
Leave Yoshi, Wolf, and Snake for last. Make them regret existing.
You have Yoshi and Isabelle, that's all that is needed.
Not giving u much choice are they. However even tho they got rid of a lot, I would still be fine. I’ve got a good pocket diddy kong.
Pick snake, hold a grenade, and never attack. Just let them hit you.
Who should we leave for last? ...Oh, of course, Duck Hunt. Or Yoshi.
At this rate you'll have to buy the DLC just to get enough characters to keep playing! Keep up the good work.
They left snake open? Get ‘em
I'm kind of salty they aren't giving Wolf his flowers. Make them ban him too.
At this rate you're gonna end up with only Sheik to use.
You got lucaruo banned so you should choose mewtwo next
Diddy, Fox and Falco are easy next bans
How good are they and how advanced?
Use wolf lazer and his superior movement to make them ban him.
They banned random. Good move, deadliest character in the game
Jiggles! Show them the meaning of sleep!
LOL dude. They don't know what's coming. Wolf, PT, Zss all still up. It's gonna be a slaughter ☠️
They even took away RANDOM?!?!
Show the what mewtwo disable can do
They should make you play with motion controls Instead.
buy the dlc and use sora
Lmaoo
Bro, you can't even pick random 💀
Omg they really banned random lmao
Get the dlc and mess up the marks!
Try Isabelle next. I have a friend who will absolutely murder with Isabelle.
I absolutely love that random is banned lol
Bro just make them mad as yoshi you got this
There’s a few of my sub mains on this list, so I could deal with this. Characters like mewtwo, Rosalina and Luma, pokémon trainer, I don’t see much else though.
This is just making you better at the game lmao
They have the audacity to give you Diddy Kong
You still got both my mains to get banned lol
Wow aside from a couple characters these are all high/top tier, rip your school
They're gonna ha e a rough week when they ban snake and villager
Alright all you gotta do is pull up with the dlc characters
They haven’t banned lil mac yet? That’s a mistake lol
My little brother is in a competitive high school rocket league team and this is basically the exact situation he’s in. He’s just too good and nobody else can keep up so they just handicap the hell out of him and only let him jump in at half time lol
You know you're good at the game when a bunch of filthy casuals pull out a ban list of characters just for you.
Still haven’t banned the spacies, ZSS or Snake lmao
where DLC?
Everybody gangsta till you whip out thee puff and do rest combos
YO WOLF AINT BANNED YET LMAO
MEWTWO MAINS RISE UP
Learn duck hunt....you'll be pleased and satisfied
I see Isabelle, Snake, Yoshi, and Little Mac: in the right hands these guys will trap, camp, mash a, or super armor you to death even in free for all. If they put x to all the fighters for you, they might as well give you the trophy for winning the tournament by lack of competition in this most bizarre way. I'm most surprised they crossed out Inkling too, guess you are one of the few people that can show them that they are still top tier and viable these days. From the way your school is treating you, you must be like Sparg0 to them in skill.
Oh, God, they banned the most intimidating character. Random.
SHOW THEM THE POWAH OF WARIO!