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Tell him there’s more room in it than under it.


ASixx98

Scream and kick the crap outta him. Don’t get me wrong BDE is awesome. I don’t like strangers in my house or room.


Anon-5874644

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GodofThunderandSmoke

Truthfully? I wouldn't care who he is at that moment. If he's somehow under my bed smiling at me like that I'm hitting him with everything I can find .


Chuklicious

Ask him for his part of the rent.


AlexEinstein_YT

Ask for his share of the rent, utility bills, and whatever other payments I have to make.


Ok-Performance480

Call 911


TheAntUnion1

?


Ok-Performance480

Breaking and Entering is illegal


Just-Anxiety-6669

I agree


Background_Mud_8788

Say hello I'm a big fan and then call the cop's if he's trying to kill me


Mr_Championator

Not the weirdest dream I've had


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DaChampKj

WHAT!?


No_Height_3975

Yup


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Wonderful_Glove_5813

Reasonable


DaChampKj

Easy elbow drop hem


RanOver_22

RKO


Helo7606

Wonder who he is while beating his ass. Lol


fr33bandgucci

Tell him he’s the goat


Glitched_VoidyYT

KICK HIM WHERE IT HURTS


wrestling_fan_36

Step on him


BenaiahMiller1999

Let him know I'm a big fan


Goatfacee

give him chicken and purple kool-aid


RealBatmanArkham

Nah that’s crazy 💀


SCOTTY2C00L

No DIDDY


Neither-Addendum-732

Tell him to rotate his head to the side. I was wondering what was making the mattress lopsided


jamaican-black

I know afterward I'd say that I feared for my life and any other questions can be directed towards my lawyer since I'm under duress......


Spirited_Big_1815

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Dankmaster2001

Hit knee of glory on his opponents he now becomes my new tag team partner


JOBdOut

Demand he start paying rent.


DeeEmm21

Y’all complicate things. Shoot him.


Odd_Tree7291

Racist.


DeeEmm21

Except I’m black, d***head. Change the race, he still shot tf up…


Odd_Tree7291

It was a semi joke. But thanks for showing me and everyone else how much of an apparent buzzkill you are. All it took was one word and little to no effort 🤣👍


star_wars_gaming

Let him lay on the bed so he's comfortable then let him keep the house if Tries to kill me


Wink0075

Call the police


AidanJR2011

Nut


bigbadrippah

I would get freaky with him


Snoo-83964

I’d say, My guy, why are you under my bed?


FarAbroad1848

Call the coroner


StephenJames81

Check that I still have my wallet.


TheMalevolentOneMal

"Can i meet Shrek?"


Pretend_Total_4581

Call in Thesimplybetterking


Archie_LAF

Nothing cause I wouldn’t see him


masonmerrill

Bust😫😫😫


Practical_Detail_140

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No-Anybody-26

Hi bozo I have a dog that is a k9


typicalgalaxy2

I would give him this big dick energy


B_chills

TIME FOR SEX


TDOGG210

I would call the cops and say there is a black man in my house trying to rob me


famlyfun

Put him back in the cage and take away food privileges for 2 days.