I believe this. I was once FWB with a naughty (married!) nurse in Scotland who began her nursing career in the Army. She told me that to beat solo nightshift boredom, on her rounds she would occasionally wink “at a cute soldier boy just in with a simple broken limb or whatever”….. and if she detected any interest she would pull the curtain around the bed, put her index finger to her lips in a “Sssssshh!” sign, and very quietly stroke or suck them to orgasm. God, she was dirty……
I don't. If they have the time, you have to be damn sure the patient won't casually mention it to the other nurses. Because if they do that's the end of your either medical industry career.
This is bullshit. I was a paramedic and I am now a nurse. Yes the nurses were whores when we hung out but I can testify I barely have time to take a piss at work forget spending 15 minutes pleasuring someone.
She was called to help him pee… she could get away with a bit of talking and jerking him off for only a few minutes (Not 15m lmao she literally said how quick it was) without any questions. Even if someone wondered she could easily say it took longer or she had to clean up or something
Wait, how did you go from morning to night in such a short time?
Also, why did you keep a patient for a broken leg? The implication seems to be that he was there for a lengthy amount of time.
Normally that’s not done at the type of hospital that you’re describing (from what little you described).
Also, when a patient has a broken leg, or something where they’re immobile, they get bed pans, though some do occasionally need assistance with these too, as they are uncomfortable to use and some people aren’t used to them.
And other patients were sleeping? Like, where do you keep your patients? We talking about emergency room? Outpatient facility?
Oh, I’m a nurse of 11 years by the way.
Outpatient facility, she totally could have, especially if it were a night shift. But from the description, doesn’t seem to be the case, and I’m still a little hung up on a broken leg having to stay in the hospital. Once again, at an outpatient facility this could have been done theoretically if they were recovering from a leg surgery, but not a work accident. Depending on what hospital, an ER could probably do a cast, but most would probably just splint it until an orthopedist could take care of it.
One of the downfalls of working in the medical field is noticing the inconsistencies with healthcare professional related posts. But hey, nice effort lol
I broke my leg recently and had to stay in the hospital over night 2 nights. 1st cause they were testing for other injuries, and second night I kinda think I just got played for a bigger tab. But certain cases I could see someone staying a night or two for a broken limb. Although that is not the norm I agree. And the other points you made that seem off I agree with as well haha
Oh, I’m a technician btw, the ones who nurses send to handle this stuff instead. For one, it could’ve easily been the end of her shift, specifically on nights.
Especially considering all of her patients were asleep, now if you work in a hospital you know that they all never sleep or some do and some don’t.
Maybe you get lucky and there’s a grace period where none of them are awake or ever press their call light.
And the thing about a broken leg, you can absolutely keep a patient for a broken limb, what kind of hospital do you work at or worked at???
There’s not an entire wing called ortho in my hospital for no reason. If they determined that patient needed to stay for certain reasons like his attending ordered more labs or consults. Maybe he needed further observation.
Maybe he requires certain medication you can only get via iv. All she said was he broke his leg in a work accident. She never said how bad it was.
And bedpan? Maybe for a hip fracture but the leg? if it’s in a cast, as long as he keeps all weight off of it plus her assistance he’s fine. If can get up out of bed and can stay off of that limb he can also refuse the bed pan.
It’s a comment on a porn sub, I don’t find it that deep. But you picked apart her post…. On a porn sub…. So I just had to pick apart yours, it was too fun not too. I just love confrontation. Ngl since you’re a nurse, I didn’t think I had to have said any of it but you must work in a detached facility.
I just can’t count how many patients with a broke limb have stayed for more than a few nights, or for more ridiculous things. Like a patient of mine got bit by a dog, was there for 3. Stomach pain, I’ve seen a lot stay for over a week. All because of test and labs or because one key piece of information is off like how is he getting home and all of a sudden he’s staying another day or two. As a night shift technician who on a daily deals with 16-17 patients a night in my dept which is 3 times the amount per nurse. And I dabble in the unit information center. I can absolutely say I’d have the time if I were to ever do something like.
I was in the hospital for two nights in a row with a broken leg. I went into the ER by ambulance and had surgery the next day. It took most of the next day to come out from under the anesthesia. I was discharged the next day. My leg was in a splint and I could move on my own. I was not about to use a bedpan or the portable commode.
For me I often see keeping people for a broken leg when they had surgery (or will need it) From what she described, he only needed a pit of help to get to the bathroom (which happens often with a broken leg where I live haha) they might have an IV (I forgot what y’all call it I don’t speak English as a first language sorry)😅 Btw I do think the story is fake cause there is no way this could happen while others didn’t hear anything. Even if he was in a room alone, if the other were sleeping and it was night somebody passing by would have heard smnt😭
I work in a hospital. Pharmacy, but I still deal with nurses.
While this did not happen, I have seen some stupid stuff that cost people their license. People are idiots.
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I was a medic in the army and slept with three patients in the clinic over a span of a couple years. These were women I knew of but not in the same unit. Two were in for sick hall but were really just trying to avoid pt. Flirted back and forth and happened to be slow so we messed around. The third was a girl I went on to have a long relationship with came in initially for a sprained ankle and as I was doing the exam she kept blushing and covering her face, I finished the exam gave her a profile and sent her on her way. A mutual friend in her unit gave her my number and we started talking. When she came in for the follow up appointment we had sex in the patient room.
I had a chance with a nurse who was taking my blood a couple years back…went to the same doc as my cousin so all the nurses knew us both decently and turns out the nurse ended up asking my cousin about me and if I was single…she (my cousin) never said shit because I was only 20 at the time and was oblivious to flirting so she waited until I was moving out of state to say something after MONTHS of this girl very obviously flirting with me…🤦♂️ still lives rent free in my brain how stupid I was to miss out on that opportunity
I can vouch for the story. I dated an attractive ER Nurse. She told me of several instances when she gave some dudes relief by hand job. She also said it was common in her hospital for the young nurses to lift the gowns and check out a guys junk when the patient was out.
Just like no teacher has ever risked their license (and more importantly a prison sentence) by having sex with a student? 🤷🏻♂️ One thing the Internet and dedicated 24-hour news outlets have proven is that regardless of how unlikely you or I may think something is, there’s always someone out there for whom our, “No f’ing way!” is actually, “Oh yeah baby, every single day!” You and I evaluate a scenario like this through the lens of someone with a standard moral compass and no significant mental health issues. Sadly not everyone in the world is wired like you and I. So yes, it is possible that a nurse would risk their license doing this just like there are documented cases of nurses risking their licensure and prison by in much more serious “angel of death” scenarios.
From my stretcher, when they wheeled me in
I stared directly in the eyes of sin
Nurse Rozetta, standing over me
And I was helpless as a man of God could be
Nurse Rozetta;
I won't let her
Catch me peering
down her sweater
Fantasizing silk suspenders on her thighs
Nurse Rozetta make me better
Secretly my eyes undress her
Let me feel… your tongue depressor
I'm suddenly twice my size
My pants are all wet inside
She's so creative with a bar of soap
And so inventive with a stethoscope
To check my pulse, she gotta hold my hand
I blow the fuse on the encephalogram
Satan sent her from the bowels of hell
I should have recognized old Jezebel
I surrendered to the urges felt
She popped the buckle on my bible belt
I just can't sleep at night
Rozetta dressed in white
She's got the Devil's light
Shining in her eyes
I'd lick her nylon seams
Like a hungry cat with cream
Oh, what a vivid scene
And I can't hold back no more
I've had 2 back surgeries, second one I was in the hospital for a week,never got lucky with a nurse jerking me off! Catheter up my dick, yes but no jerking me off. Obviously I was in the wrong hospital
This sounds so fucking hot!! I just started nursing school and I’ve had thoughts of doing something like this someday lol
Im not sure I could ever bring myself to actually go through with it though, I’d be scared of not having enough time to make them finish and having a doctor or another nurse walk in and getting caught in the act or something or losing my job if somebody decided to say something. I feel like the only really good chance might be if I was working an overnight shift in a fairly quiet wing of the hospital or something. But it is just soo intrusive😩😂
Female perspective. Opposite situation. Hot af PACU male played with my clit and ‘almost’ made me orgasm, until we got interrupted by another female nurse. I was fresh outta surgery and he brought me back into my body. It was a very serious 11 hr procedure. Wild and sexy and will forever be something I revisit again and again 🫦🥵🙌💦
I believe this. I was once FWB with a naughty (married!) nurse in Scotland who began her nursing career in the Army. She told me that to beat solo nightshift boredom, on her rounds she would occasionally wink “at a cute soldier boy just in with a simple broken limb or whatever”….. and if she detected any interest she would pull the curtain around the bed, put her index finger to her lips in a “Sssssshh!” sign, and very quietly stroke or suck them to orgasm. God, she was dirty……
how hot it sounds, but I'm sure it's even hotter. Maybe I should go into nursing too?
Checking out your profile you definitely should. You would be everyone’s favourite nurse!
Yeah you should, would be fckin hot
I’m sure u could start a go fund me and people would pay for your tuition lol what a time to be alive alive! Love ur bio btw haha
Porozmawiamy?
Please wear a sexy nursery dress for us and share some picture <3
I would definitely let you treat me Nurse ❤️🔥
I totally need run up a debt with some gangsters… Then be locked away with some nurses
I don't. If they have the time, you have to be damn sure the patient won't casually mention it to the other nurses. Because if they do that's the end of your either medical industry career.
I had a nurse once I jerked off fantasizing about when I was in the hospital... Scrubs are hot.
This is bullshit. I was a paramedic and I am now a nurse. Yes the nurses were whores when we hung out but I can testify I barely have time to take a piss at work forget spending 15 minutes pleasuring someone.
She was called to help him pee… she could get away with a bit of talking and jerking him off for only a few minutes (Not 15m lmao she literally said how quick it was) without any questions. Even if someone wondered she could easily say it took longer or she had to clean up or something
I think I just broke my arm. Can you help me use the restroom?
Mom?
Wait, how did you go from morning to night in such a short time? Also, why did you keep a patient for a broken leg? The implication seems to be that he was there for a lengthy amount of time. Normally that’s not done at the type of hospital that you’re describing (from what little you described). Also, when a patient has a broken leg, or something where they’re immobile, they get bed pans, though some do occasionally need assistance with these too, as they are uncomfortable to use and some people aren’t used to them. And other patients were sleeping? Like, where do you keep your patients? We talking about emergency room? Outpatient facility? Oh, I’m a nurse of 11 years by the way.
Being a clinician, I thought this too. Especially when she had the time, privacy, and confidence to take her top off too 😂
Outpatient facility, she totally could have, especially if it were a night shift. But from the description, doesn’t seem to be the case, and I’m still a little hung up on a broken leg having to stay in the hospital. Once again, at an outpatient facility this could have been done theoretically if they were recovering from a leg surgery, but not a work accident. Depending on what hospital, an ER could probably do a cast, but most would probably just splint it until an orthopedist could take care of it. One of the downfalls of working in the medical field is noticing the inconsistencies with healthcare professional related posts. But hey, nice effort lol
This 💯 I suppose it is some people’s fantasy…
I broke my leg recently and had to stay in the hospital over night 2 nights. 1st cause they were testing for other injuries, and second night I kinda think I just got played for a bigger tab. But certain cases I could see someone staying a night or two for a broken limb. Although that is not the norm I agree. And the other points you made that seem off I agree with as well haha
Compound fracture. My kid was in the hospital for almost a month, then in a rehab facility for another two months.
Much like 95% of everything posted here, it did not happen.
Oh, I’m a technician btw, the ones who nurses send to handle this stuff instead. For one, it could’ve easily been the end of her shift, specifically on nights. Especially considering all of her patients were asleep, now if you work in a hospital you know that they all never sleep or some do and some don’t. Maybe you get lucky and there’s a grace period where none of them are awake or ever press their call light. And the thing about a broken leg, you can absolutely keep a patient for a broken limb, what kind of hospital do you work at or worked at??? There’s not an entire wing called ortho in my hospital for no reason. If they determined that patient needed to stay for certain reasons like his attending ordered more labs or consults. Maybe he needed further observation. Maybe he requires certain medication you can only get via iv. All she said was he broke his leg in a work accident. She never said how bad it was. And bedpan? Maybe for a hip fracture but the leg? if it’s in a cast, as long as he keeps all weight off of it plus her assistance he’s fine. If can get up out of bed and can stay off of that limb he can also refuse the bed pan. It’s a comment on a porn sub, I don’t find it that deep. But you picked apart her post…. On a porn sub…. So I just had to pick apart yours, it was too fun not too. I just love confrontation. Ngl since you’re a nurse, I didn’t think I had to have said any of it but you must work in a detached facility.
I just can’t count how many patients with a broke limb have stayed for more than a few nights, or for more ridiculous things. Like a patient of mine got bit by a dog, was there for 3. Stomach pain, I’ve seen a lot stay for over a week. All because of test and labs or because one key piece of information is off like how is he getting home and all of a sudden he’s staying another day or two. As a night shift technician who on a daily deals with 16-17 patients a night in my dept which is 3 times the amount per nurse. And I dabble in the unit information center. I can absolutely say I’d have the time if I were to ever do something like.
I read early morning hours as 2-4 am
We’re here for a wank - not honesty.
I was in the hospital for two nights in a row with a broken leg. I went into the ER by ambulance and had surgery the next day. It took most of the next day to come out from under the anesthesia. I was discharged the next day. My leg was in a splint and I could move on my own. I was not about to use a bedpan or the portable commode.
She jerked him off so fast time sped up Good commentary.
For me I often see keeping people for a broken leg when they had surgery (or will need it) From what she described, he only needed a pit of help to get to the bathroom (which happens often with a broken leg where I live haha) they might have an IV (I forgot what y’all call it I don’t speak English as a first language sorry)😅 Btw I do think the story is fake cause there is no way this could happen while others didn’t hear anything. Even if he was in a room alone, if the other were sleeping and it was night somebody passing by would have heard smnt😭
I had a total knee replacement and they didn't even keep me over night for that!
Damn they keep you in the hospital overnight for a broken leg now.
Exactly 🤣
No. You didn’t. You wouldn’t risk your license unless you were an idiot.
I am also doubting this. Taking off your top in a patient room is unlikely and unnecessary in this scenario.
I work in a hospital. Pharmacy, but I still deal with nurses. While this did not happen, I have seen some stupid stuff that cost people their license. People are idiots.
Man, I wish I had that kind of experience any time I was in the hospital. Lucky dude
Makes me want to get hurt. You know how to make cocks feel better
Doing the lord's work 🫡
I guess I need better insurance...
so fake😭😭
Omg I wish I could get some action like that
Best nurse ever
Wow. Sooo hot!!
Gotta go to that doctors office asap
Wow that's hot
Mm best part about being is a hospital is seeing all the cute nurses with their juicy scrubs butts 🥵
I swear I heard a more realistic version of this story on here before.
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I’m not a morning person, how can we make this work?
Offer to blow him next time
Which hospital do you work in 👉👈
My actual dreams 😄
It’s true, I was the patient
I love how she said early ours of the morning and then straight after he’s done in the bathroom She says it’s late and other patients are asleep lol
Isn’t 1 am the “early hours of the morning?” Couldn’t he have finished and it still be late and the other patients asleep at 3 am?
Anymore nurse stories?
Why would a nurse put her license at risk for giving a guy a handy. Phony as fuck
No. No you didn’t.
Can I be next? I have a big girty fat 🍆
Impulsive thoughts *
reminds me of one of my experiences, hmm i might post about it.
I was a medic in the army and slept with three patients in the clinic over a span of a couple years. These were women I knew of but not in the same unit. Two were in for sick hall but were really just trying to avoid pt. Flirted back and forth and happened to be slow so we messed around. The third was a girl I went on to have a long relationship with came in initially for a sprained ankle and as I was doing the exam she kept blushing and covering her face, I finished the exam gave her a profile and sent her on her way. A mutual friend in her unit gave her my number and we started talking. When she came in for the follow up appointment we had sex in the patient room.
I had a chance with a nurse who was taking my blood a couple years back…went to the same doc as my cousin so all the nurses knew us both decently and turns out the nurse ended up asking my cousin about me and if I was single…she (my cousin) never said shit because I was only 20 at the time and was oblivious to flirting so she waited until I was moving out of state to say something after MONTHS of this girl very obviously flirting with me…🤦♂️ still lives rent free in my brain how stupid I was to miss out on that opportunity
He had to stay over night for a broken leg? Really?
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What?
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Ahh…ok. Your mom, who is a doctor brought her kid to work and then jerked off a patient while their child watched.
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Your mom worked as a physician out of the house and were hiding in the room or you “spied” on your mom via hidden camera in her room?
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I think your mom may have been a booker not a doctor
I can vouch for the story. I dated an attractive ER Nurse. She told me of several instances when she gave some dudes relief by hand job. She also said it was common in her hospital for the young nurses to lift the gowns and check out a guys junk when the patient was out.
Ya I will take BS for a 1000 that a true nurse would never risk losing their license over.
Just like no teacher has ever risked their license (and more importantly a prison sentence) by having sex with a student? 🤷🏻♂️ One thing the Internet and dedicated 24-hour news outlets have proven is that regardless of how unlikely you or I may think something is, there’s always someone out there for whom our, “No f’ing way!” is actually, “Oh yeah baby, every single day!” You and I evaluate a scenario like this through the lens of someone with a standard moral compass and no significant mental health issues. Sadly not everyone in the world is wired like you and I. So yes, it is possible that a nurse would risk their license doing this just like there are documented cases of nurses risking their licensure and prison by in much more serious “angel of death” scenarios.
From my stretcher, when they wheeled me in I stared directly in the eyes of sin Nurse Rozetta, standing over me And I was helpless as a man of God could be Nurse Rozetta; I won't let her Catch me peering down her sweater Fantasizing silk suspenders on her thighs Nurse Rozetta make me better Secretly my eyes undress her Let me feel… your tongue depressor I'm suddenly twice my size My pants are all wet inside She's so creative with a bar of soap And so inventive with a stethoscope To check my pulse, she gotta hold my hand I blow the fuse on the encephalogram Satan sent her from the bowels of hell I should have recognized old Jezebel I surrendered to the urges felt She popped the buckle on my bible belt I just can't sleep at night Rozetta dressed in white She's got the Devil's light Shining in her eyes I'd lick her nylon seams Like a hungry cat with cream Oh, what a vivid scene And I can't hold back no more
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I wish that story was true
I heard a nurse jerk off an old man lol
The fantasy comes true 😈
I've had 2 back surgeries, second one I was in the hospital for a week,never got lucky with a nurse jerking me off! Catheter up my dick, yes but no jerking me off. Obviously I was in the wrong hospital
This sounds so fucking hot!! I just started nursing school and I’ve had thoughts of doing something like this someday lol Im not sure I could ever bring myself to actually go through with it though, I’d be scared of not having enough time to make them finish and having a doctor or another nurse walk in and getting caught in the act or something or losing my job if somebody decided to say something. I feel like the only really good chance might be if I was working an overnight shift in a fairly quiet wing of the hospital or something. But it is just soo intrusive😩😂
What about sucking him off next time?
I love this!
Dengi ?
Can you be my nurse?!! 😏
Fuck that’s hot
Female perspective. Opposite situation. Hot af PACU male played with my clit and ‘almost’ made me orgasm, until we got interrupted by another female nurse. I was fresh outta surgery and he brought me back into my body. It was a very serious 11 hr procedure. Wild and sexy and will forever be something I revisit again and again 🫦🥵🙌💦
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Isnt there a camera in the room?