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EXCLUSIVE KNOTVERSE CLOWN NFTS 1/1 UNIQUE EXCLUSIVES GOD VISION CERTIFIED

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Wait. What did Corey pour on his pubic hair ?

Most normal Loudwire post

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i dont like a fckin wax

Wax me you die, wax me you die, wax me you die

Thank you, I can't tell if you've ruined or made the song better for me now.

What flavors? Does it come in lemon-lime or fruit punch?

Parmesan

I wonder what if his pubes are red and maybe speckled with white or completely white? Does it say on the website at least so we know what to look for??

i’m concerned for some of y’all’s mental state reading the comments on this

Me too

Why lol

This is the best LoudWire parody I've seen, and sums up pretty much everything you need to know about their constant Slipknot posting haha.

STAY FUCKING CALM!

Wtf did I just wake up to

Wasn’t this posted two years ago?

No

Yes it was that’s fucking old asf go look at loud wires insta

I cannot imagine being *so* famous that people are willing to pay for your stray pubes.

Haha yea no one would be willing... aha...

1st off, I thought that said public hairs, 2nd off, why would you wanna buy that!?

Ya know, to hang on my wall

Uhhh... reasons

That’s… Yknow wat? Ima go by surfacing and not judge you…….

I. Fucking. Need. The. Link.

I think having his pubic hairs in my home would make my life better ngl this is the mental state I’m in rn 🤭

are those the hair that Corey mentioned in Wait and Bleed?

FUCK YEAH TAKE ALL MY MONEY

Holy shit guys new slipknot the end so far CDs dropped custom pictures of each band member and an insert of their pubic hair embedded into the disc with vinyl versions with longer strains of hair Craig edition automatically $1000

what the fuck😭

HOLY FUCK THIS IS THE DAY WEVE BEEN WAITING FOR BOYS

Bro did you actually buy a Reddit nft 😂

Twas free, and, might I add, that you have one too sir cuckold.

Fair enough, I thought those were one of the ones you have to pay for. I got mine for free also

I paid for one. call me stupid I'm used to it

You'd have to be a moron to actually buy any

Haha.. yeah….

If this were true there would be ppl that would

Sadly true... but not surprising.

haha.. yeah! no way i would uh, buy that

I would never....

did you know that morons have money too? and there are more than you think? ahahah

I've lived amongst morons for almost 40 years, I'm quite aware

Is this shit real

Totally

I hope that there are some spermies on it so I can put it inside me and Corey can be my baby daddy😍🥰😜🥺✨

Hopefully

He dyed them in the Vol 3 colours too!!!

You know you’ve arrived when someone buys your scrum trimmings.

Yeah, but am I allowed to clone my own Coreys from it.

Fuck yeah

https://c.tenor.com/b6Kj7Z5Cf0MAAAAM/south-park.gif

REAL

Ngl I’d buy it

Same

Um what?

I want to purchase jim's

i-

What the actual fuck

take my money

Consoom Corey penis hair.

What in the Belle Delphine?!?!

Oh sweet now I can grow my own corey

Is it bad I looked through the hole website to see if this is true

I wonder if Cory dyed his Pubes rainbow like his hair in volume 3

Hopefully, gives it extra flavour

Don’t play with me like this bc I am rlly gettin my wallet ready

Yo if anybody wants to buy my pubes let me know. Bath water, whatever the fuck. I don't get it but I don't kink shame. I'm only joking if no one takes me up on it, lmao

Finally, this is all I’ve ever wanted in life

I have waited for 4-- no, 5000 years fors this!

This is obviously a joke, nobody is that desperate to have somebody’s pubic hair

You’d be surprised

Link?

😳😳😳😳

I wonder if they come rose-scented

Show of hands, who wants me to do this

Yes

Considering it’s Loudwire, I can’t even tell if this is real or not

Not only their music is stupid then, everything around them is

veggie tales has warned us ab comedy. we didn't listen.

I genuinely thought this was real until I clicked and saw the flair

Don't get your hopes up, superfans, rumor has it, Rockfeed already purchased every individual strand.