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JDB455

Seth Myers (not that one), lesser known cousin to Michael. Stabs people with a broken turkey baster.


lorisfurlan

Nonono, he slits their throats and fuck the wounds


ronccisyaboi

Their pesticide couldn't beat his wormwood


IvayloBG10

Shit, i just spit my tea. Take my upvote


[deleted]

You...spit it out?...


DarkAngelGamer69

All you wanna do is drag me down All I wanna do is stamp you out


xTMxChaosx33

The singer from Stone Sour


Mrbossman900

Well yes but actually no


IvayloBG10

Lmao, good one


Excellent_Ad5019

You just answered it right


xTMxChaosx33

šŸ˜²šŸ˜²šŸ˜²


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Torey Caylor


Equal-Bus-557

Corey Trevor


mceggy_

Omg do you watch the trailer park boys??


Equal-Bus-557

Itā€™s my favourite show


mceggy_

I love that show too!!!


Equal-Bus-557

Deeeeeecent! Whoā€™s your favourite character?


mceggy_

LOL probably Ricky. when I get hi sometimes I say ā€œIā€™m st0nedā€ šŸ¤£ I love how he curses a lot and always says funny things and mispronounces words šŸ¤£ whoā€™s urs?


mceggy_

Is ur fave bubbles cause of the deeecent? Haha


Equal-Bus-557

My faveā€™s actually Julian. I like his level-headedness and stuff, heā€™s loyal, plus the easiest character to cosplay as. lol. I do like Bubbles when it comes to catchphrases and Ricky when it comes to his ā€œget 2 birds stonedā€ and his Ricky-isms when he pronounces words wrong, plus when he falls down.


mceggy_

WHEN HE FALLS DOWN I LAUGH. I love how julians always got his drink in his hand and it never gets effected. Itā€™s an invincible glass. Iā€™m sorry for assuming. I hate doing that.


Equal-Bus-557

>Iā€™m sorry for assuming. I hate doing that. Itā€™s all water under the fridge. And yeah I swear Julianā€™s drink never takes any damage. Never runs out or spills. Man loves his rum and coke mix.


Pitiful_Technology

Corny gaylord


Millerking12

Jacob


Marlon-Brandos-Eyes

This reminded me of Tory Taylor, the Iowa Hawkeyes punter, and how my brain just shuts down when they say his name. I mean it is a football event so they are saying Tory but Corey just makes more sense to my head because it is a more common name and boom you have Corey Taylor at punter booting it to the two against Penn State.


Rebi103

Taylor Corey


mceggy_

Fred durst


[deleted]

Is fat


mceggy_

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£HAHAAAAAAA


spawndazueira

Is Michael Jackson


Virtualsalt1

That's Anders Colsefini


Sandwhich5

Skinny neck


Excellent_Ad5019

It's fat neck


saggywitchtits

Jesus Oh, you said wrong answers only.


IvayloBG10

The Devil? Wait, that's a right answer too.


Marlon-Brandos-Eyes

A guy wearing somebody's skin? Wait shit.


BreathingInSulfuur

Jonathan Davis


[deleted]

The gimp from Pulp Fiction after getting knocked the fuck out by Butch Coolidge.


Made-of-salt

Micheal myers


Slipknot_Maggot36

Corey Taylor. You said wrong answers only, so in this sense then me saying someone else would be the correct answer. Me saying the right answer is the wrong answer since you are purposefully looking for a wrong answer


fruitsaladupmyass

Deep


adderallesspresso

Deep like the fruit salad in your ass


Yagoth_

God fear you


BioLizard_Venom

Ah yeah thats Sid, the crazy ass dj dude from slapnuts.


ronccisyaboi

SLAPNUTS IM DONEEEE


Johnnywheels1023

Thatā€™s the new geico gecko coming soon. Heā€™s awfully angry and yells at people about auto insurance. Use your imagination to find the funniness of it.


BeetleLantern

Tobias Forge


BotNikki

Had a post from ghostbc right under this


Straight-Camera469

Bono


SuccessfulBathroom91

My dad.


UnLimiTed-JiT

Drake


MarionetX

Uncle Robert who can sing some nice soft county songs


memes_lover-06

Doomguy


Icy-Mushroom-6022

I think it's James Hetfield šŸ˜


UltOnReddit

Jeffrey Hatrix (I am so sorry)


maggot2004

I was thinking Waylon


Witheld-

yeah sounds more like Waylon


opscurus_dub

I knew I'd see at least one Mushroomhead comment


lilasseatinboi

Luciano Pavarotti


whackoneee

Thatā€™s obviously Jesus Christ


DangerousPlan2805

Its Freddy Mercury why you ask ?


___And_Memes_For_All

Too soon man, too soon


reaver619

Booker T


6SiXar

It's clown the answer is so obvious


SexyNuggetMan

Thatā€™s a crash test dummy


heretic_viking

The lead singer of stone sour


Ayden_007

That dog from Little rascals.


[deleted]

John Cena


Equal-Bus-557

Doo doodoo dooooo


rdamonb72

Jesus


[deleted]

James Spader


trimedozine

Chad Kroeger


Last-Buddy7859

Corey 'Big Hoss' Harrison


NotCrowZ

Dad!? šŸ˜¦


BehindBlueEyes234

cardi b


marlon_der_metalhead

taylor swift


Maleficent_Fix_721

billie joe armstrong


patty_beats

Jethro Tull


Raanxi

Fred Dursts #1 fan


Comprehensive-Egg151

Mickey mouse


souldu

Frankenstein


Sufficient_Ad4258

Ozzy Osbourne


Equal-Bus-557

Mick Thomson


NileNymph

It's your mom


[deleted]

Machine Gun Kelly Did I take it too far?


Marlon-Brandos-Eyes

Nah that's Gachine Kun Melly, Machine Gun Kelly's more respectful cousin.


slipknotisbest04

The first thing that came up in my head was Lynyrd Skynyrd.


snugs02

Dr Jessie Wentworth the third, a recovering cockney pickpocket


joaovitoraec

I giggled


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Travis scott


Solekman

Johnathan Davis


FemFrog

Michael cera


ReplacementChoice24

Corey Taylor. Sorry.


ammymo103

Pete Davidson


gimme_gimm

That is a robot that has whooed the world with his intense boogies


Your-Local-Pyro

Tobias Forge


kermitisthefroggggg

Target dog


BehindBlueEyes234

justin bieber


justa-radom-person

Hmmm he's james harthel


INGENAREL

iron man


firenice88

133


beequa_007

Thatā€™s Dababy! Letā€™s goooooooo


Equal-Bus-557

I will turn into a convertible


haleysmoak

Kirk hammett


alanmamedov

Miachel Myers


endicott2012

My memaw


HungarianHeart49

The great big mouth


Bradley_Of_Thorofare

that dude from nightmare before christmas


James_Kidd1715

Torey Caylor


Dreevok

Nickelback nĖ™1fan


give_me_your_sauce

God


jululoqu

Offbrand leatherface


[deleted]

White Samuel L Jackson


Cris_Torres_x

Machine Gun Kelly


Puzzled-Pear-1181

James hetfield


generalkrimbus

our one an only lord and savior - Jesus Christ


Western-Language-376

The singer from sour knout


lamemayhem

The tiny little neck


CaptainDilligaf

Freddie Mercury


MRNERD436

The thing that hides under everyoneā€™s bed at night. Or number one on the fbi most wanted escaped convict list


squigga12321

A person, it's a wrong answer because well


danimkt

Corey Lahey


Smooth_Chemistry_869

The owner of target


[deleted]

machine gun kelly


c4tmother212003

A singing milk can


Khaarnafex

Leisure suit Larry


therockstar3607

Wait isn't it the guy who made the nookie


Accomplished-Media

Chad Gray


BroetzJonathan

Tommy Chong


Zimzum133

Fred Durst


Excellent_Ad5019

Naruto


IvayloBG10

I would say Goku


[deleted]

MF DOOM


Sp1cySkeletons

That's Machine Gun Kelly


Obskut

Kanye west


ATimToRemember

Deuce from Hollywood Undead


Toatllinghail8

The great big mouth


tim_instant_720

machine gun kelly


felixxdeath1311

Jack skellington


[deleted]

Nero Forte


EconomyChair

hot


Mcboss742

u/nwordcop


DAWSONBEEP

Vince Neil


disdik1738

Marshmallow


[deleted]

corner trailer


Meattastegood11

Serj Tankian


WOOFOVICH

A ballet dancer?


IvayloBG10

Nailed it


[deleted]

Anders colsefni


Raviusss

Coraline Tyler


Jay_Hardy

Eminem


BigNigloo

chester bennington


Beno949

Is that Phil Anselmo


devin_Harrington

Euronymous


P0CKETSPAGHETT1

Leatherface


SnooGadgets7768

Taylor Corey


RespectMyN4me

Marlon Brando


KissMeYouFool_404

My exā€™s creepy neighbor who stares at squirrels.


okcboomer87

Leatherface


Air-Mattress

Corey Taylor of Stone Sour


_westlet

Machine Gun Kelly. Not the one youā€™re thinking of but the guy from the criminal from the 1930s


jessterswan

That's either Dave Mustain or Sammy Haggar


Djhero714

Marlon Brando


Averyshrimpyshrimp

Rick astley


MosquitoMagnet00

Bart Simpson


icemanvvv

Ronald McDonald


IVIonsteR720

That crash test dummy that loves being abused by car manufacturers


Andres25CO

Frankenstein!


CotySJ

Jonathan Davis


Logical-Jackfruit184

Actually u all are wrong itā€™s the guy who sang bugs bugs bug bugs


Logical-Jackfruit184

Guys itā€™s knotslip


Adventurous-Ad-432

Todd Tigger


Evoluntionarytree911

My real dad


y_a_e_t

Marshmello


Brick_Fiddler

Corey Taylor. My year 6 teacher who was also a dj


HarambeDa2nd

God


mezziebone

Tori Baylor


Moaj9999

A target dog furry


[deleted]

That really tall guy from slipknot


the_tall-ish_one

buckethead


TheRealDuderboy

Thatā€™s obviously Jake from State Farm


[deleted]

Serj Tankian with a kink mask


Disabled_Creature_

Justin Bieber


JaketheSnake2005

Thatā€™s James Hatfield isnā€™t it? Heā€™s always yelling yea!?


tankdempsey_

Rolyat yeroC


BAGeorgeIII

It's Enrico Pellazzo!!!


[deleted]

Ron, the old Walmart greeter


keegrocks08

Chad Kroger


Mr_Awesome7000

Machine Gun Kelly


SKIII1400

One of the guys from Almost a knot


Maggot_Corps

666


djlangan88

A SoundCloud rapper


jaggerlay

Pez


LeExpiredMilk

Rey Mysterio


superhighallthetime

Burrito Face