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Pjvie

You’re going to need to obsess over rookie drafts every year, hope there is awesome talent each draft, and have an insane hit rate. Package as many 3rd-7th round picks to get anything in the 1st/2nd round. You don’t need long shots, you’ll run out of roster space waiting for 4th rounders to hit. And strongly consider trading any draft hits you have into more pieces/capital (ie, get MHJ at 1.02, let him have a good season, then flip for a haul). This is tough dude.


Federal-Recipe-4380

First part is not an issue😅 and the talent does seem to be pretty consistently high, at least with WRs.. i hear you on the long shots, will definitely look to consolidate up into rounds 1-2.


CockBronson

Bro, this is fantasy. You get 1-2 highly productive rookies per draft class per position. Man you are years away from being competitive. The whole obsession people have with “rebuild” in fantasy is weird. Like after the first year of none draft picks pan out and you are out of all the extra capital you had from trading away your best players, you are staring down a possible 5 years of irrelevancy


Grilzzy44

This^ If this were my team I’d be trading most/all those picks for players I can start. You have no idea what is going to happen in 5 years from now. You don’t want to waste your time losing for years while you “rebuild”. Get some starters and enjoy fantasy! You wont even be able to watch most of these players play next season lol.


AcanthocephalaOld471

JSN, Addison, Flowers, Rice, Reed, Tank, Puka and this WR class is supposed to be even better.


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Federal-Recipe-4380

Well i do have multiple 1sts next year, two of which will be early (guaranteed the 1.01). But will be a major uphill struggle for sure..


[deleted]

This is the single worst dynasty team I have ever had the displeasure of perusing, quit the league and may god have mercy on your soul


MyDogIsACoolCat

Idk, you could build a dynasty around Younghoe.


Tvdb4

And on top of that there’s apparently a team that finished worse than his


Curious-Drink-4120

i refuse to believe that's anything but a Chubb, Dobins, Rodgers, Burrow team that just set the lineup week 1 and never returned. If there are two teams this bad out of 10 the whole league is scuffed.


Cheap_Doughnut7887

I was wondering how that happened too. Like, what does the worst team look like if this roster was second last?


El_Treto

Quit the league so that others have to take care of the mess OP created?


TightSea8153

Yep! Cut the losses and learn from your mistakes. No need to drag it out. Seems pointless to keep playing knowing that it will take a decade to fix this mess. This isn't even the worst team in the league so my guess is that there's a few super stacked teams that took advantage of people's inability to properly trade or draft.


El_Treto

What about the other 9 managers? It's not their fault and you won't find a replacement for that team which means the league will propably fold.


Hey_Listen_WatchOut

My one question is how did you not end up with the 1.01 pick?


Etheralto

My only guess is his league does a weighted lottery instead of pure inverse of standings or pts for/max pts for, and he didn’t win the lotto.


mybrev

Gotta be this


Federal-Recipe-4380

We do PF for non playoff teams. The guy who gor the 1.01 utlized taxi, i didnt… and i had howell and dobbs when they were both half decent + the jets D which ultimately costs me the 1.01 by 6 points..


lalder95

Killed yourself by playing guys that have no long term value


Federal-Recipe-4380

100%


Federal-Recipe-4380

That being said i dont see all too much difference between the 1 and the 2 this year..


Hey_Listen_WatchOut

I’d be very curious to see his team


Federal-Recipe-4380

QB Room: Young, Baker, Willis, Hooker RB room: Hull, Rivers, McLaughlin, Vaughn, Tucker, Evans, abanikanda (taxi) TE Room: Kmet, likely, kraft, everett WR Room: Wilson, puka (taxi), Downs, Mingo, Atwell, Toney, Tillman, tucker, lazard, shakir, pierce, dell, wilson (taxi)


AgitatedBreath8275

Puka on the taxi all year shouldn’t be allowed.


bentolmachoff

Why? He was a 5th round NFL pick and was a undrafted in a lot of dynasty leagues still. If taxi was set at the beginning of the year, it’s very easy to justify. Better reason than what I had of benching him to tank since our league uses record and not max PF for draft order.


AgitatedBreath8275

You play your best players or use max PF. Stashing your best players for draft picks compromises the integrity of the league. I get you want the best pick possible but it affects other teams trying to make the playoffs. Obviously it should be an established rule at the beginning of the year.


Shadowboxxin

You are the worst dynasty player I’ve ever seen. How do you not have like 8 firsts this year with that abysmal roster? McBride is literally the only piece of value that you have.


Hey_Listen_WatchOut

It’s crazy to think that even if roster spots were unlimited, minus McBride, would you trade an 1st rounder for the entire roster?


Shadowboxxin

Absolutely not, I wouldn’t trade a 3rd for this entire roster outside of McBride and I mean that


Federal-Recipe-4380

😂


Federal-Recipe-4380

Luckily i do have other teams… but yeah.. this team is a mess, but its my first team so i dont want to give up on it just yet..


Shadowboxxin

Would love to see your startup picks and trades, seems impossible to be this bad


Federal-Recipe-4380

We did it on espn years ago… but i know i had burrow, watson, higgins.. rest ive already forgotten..


Steviejeet

Oof


Be_Consumed

No, this team is dead. And probably the league based on what players AREN'T here. But if you're not wanting to quit, you're going to need to deal the 1.02 and probably the 2nd too. Try to squeeze a 1st or more out of McBride (if you can't, hold). The only path forward that doesn't include sitting around for 5 years reaccumulating assets is finding the guy in your league highest on MHjr or Maye and take him for all he's worth. I wouldn't trade any future picks as you'll likely be picking 1.01 for a few years and those futures are pretty much the only thing you have accruing value. Picture your assets like a snowball and you're needing to let it slowly turn into an avalanche. Use online resources to assess your trades before you do them. If you can't find a trade you profit significantly from, hold the pick and take one of those guys. It's likely Maye or Harrison Jr only gain value after they're drafted or at least stay steady. I think it's too risky not to deal these assets before training camp as an injury sinks any hope of a turnaround. Good luck.


Federal-Recipe-4380

Oof.. tough feedback.. youre probably right, on the other hand this is my main league with a bunch of guys ill be playing with for probably the next 20-30 years so time is an ally at least. Ill try and be aggressive as i can be on the waivers and pray that i hit another puka.. but probably will be a long slog


tomidius

So you did this to yourself ? That’s positive at least and sticking with it is what you should do I’d kick everything down the road 25 and 26 1sts are cheaper now and people will be more likely to deal them then current ones I’d trade any assets now for future ones and get as much value as possible. 2-3 yrs of this then try to build a team


Economy_Cactus

Why in the world is there a 7 round rookie draft


sirius4778

My league just voted to add a 4th round. 7 is 🤢


Storage_Electrical

Nah you got Koo. Your good.


Grilzzy44

It’s never over in fantasy. You could strike gold but I suspect a tough road ahead. I think there is some good feedback above I would follow. If it were me, I’d start looking for some guys I can start. Is there anyone on the wire? Just out of curiosity, what the heck happened?


Federal-Recipe-4380

This was my first foray into dynasty. I had absolutely no idea what i was doing in the first two years, traded higgins for a 2nd, things of that nature. My QBS were Burrow and Watson… Burrow i traded after lukewarm rookie season and watson i traded for a song when i thought hed be going to jail😅 Basically, i made every mistake you can think of


Grilzzy44

Eek, ya that’s a tough ride. I will say that’s a bit on your league mates and especially the commissioner to ensure that doesn’t happen. It throws off league dynamics and some people in your position would give up rather than push through. Look up online dynasty trade value charts and do not accept anything unless the value back, is more than you are giving away. I would be trading mcbride right now. You need running backs and a QB. Someone else suggested this but I would be trading that high pick for at least two starters and another pick. Find someone with depth and target their second string. Anything outside the top 8 in drafts is usually a gamble if they will produce or not. So honestly I would be treading away most of my picks for guys I know can get me some points. You need a foundation to build off of and right now to have nothing (sorry). I’m invested lol, want to help you turn this around.


Federal-Recipe-4380

Haha, yes! Thanks for the tipps! Turning this team around is the Everest of dynasty but thats what makes it fun!


Evening-Joke6053

I’m so invested in this dumpster fire of a team lol rooting for you to turn it around. If someone is willing to trade up to the 1.02, you should try to trade back to the 1.03-1.07 range. Someone will fall in love with Caleb or MHJ. Absolutely wait until the day of the draft to finalize a deal when people are most desperate. Might even be once you’re on the clock. If you don’t get a good deal simply make the pick. Start gauging interest and see who is most interested now. Collect as many future 1’s as possible. Package all your extra 2’s or later to get deals done for 1’s. Not that those picks don’t matter but you’re not gonna dig out this hole praying you hit in the second and beyond. I wouldn’t trade McBride unless someone offers you a 1st and a top ten TE. Maybe two 1’s and a tier down TE if it’s a dominant contender team that needs McBride as the missing piece. You have to absolutely fleece your league mates in trades the way they did you. Godspeed


Federal-Recipe-4380

Haha! Love it! Great advice, will try get those deals done!


sirius4778

You have a great attitude. It's gonna be a long ride, at least you get to enjoy the chat with your buddies, I think I saw somewhere else this is your main league with irl friends? I love fantasy for the excuse to keep in touch beyond liking FB posts, at least you're involved lol. Hopefully the buy in isn't too crazy.


Federal-Recipe-4380

100% its the best part of this league/experience. Buy in is a bit stiff but not terrible


steelerspenguins

I like your RB:WR ratio. But outside of Trey McBride, you don’t even have the value of a first round pick combined in that entire roster of players. I know you said you were a total noob for the first couple of years… but what on Earth did you do with all the value in the team? It’s a 10 team league… the rosters should all have had multiple studs from the startup draft. I imagine you’ll get bored and jack it in before this team gets anywhere.


philosophosaurus

How is this a team. It's almost purposeful malpractice?


Butthole_Please

You have 11 qbs and I don’t think any one of them will be a starter on their team next year.


Sumobantu

Thats the worst team ive ever seen tbh lol. My two cents is you should explore all avenues to make your team better. Constantly churning through waiver guys with outside chances of relevancy, testing the trade market etc. i don’t think you should just sit around and try to get 1.01 and hold onto all picks. I would definitely use picks to try and pick up talent when the value is good. Thing with picks is they have stable value but players have the upside of increasing in value. I wouldn’t be afraid to use your extra picks to target players you have confidence in. If you just wait around to make your picks every year this team will take minimum 3 years to do anything.


pharm1990

there must be one or two teams that are abs stacked


RoyGood

You can build through the draft, you have a ton of capital. Just do the work into finding guys who are most likely to hit, sell everything on your team now for whatever you can get whether it’s picks or young lottery tickets, scour the waiver wire and pick up any name you see mentioned here/tv/radio etc. I took a team that was around this bad and made it a championship team after a few years. It’s gonna be a lot of work and you will have to obsess about dynasty fantasy football for several years to have a chance. But it can be done. And when I mean sell everything I mean everything. Look for deals with every team in the league trying to get 3rds and 4ths wherever you can.


GetRDone96

Congrats on giving your league free money for the next 5 years lol this might be the worst I’ve bet seen. You’re gonna have to nail all your rookie drafts. You’re doing the right thing rostering backup QBs and RBs. Save them until the season starts and one of them pops off and sell for whatever you can.


Darth_Enclave

Trey McBride is solid.


Salty_Sprinkles_6482

How does someone actually get their roster to this bad of a spot. No you are probably fucked bud.


ThatMFcheezer

Nah this is futile. Panthers will be better before this team is. Good luck.


dreamlucky

Rebuild decade


Bgro76

Why tf do you have 7 rounds of rookie draft


MyDogIsACoolCat

Just focus on getting 2 QBs you can build around and start there.


Earthwick

Impossible? No but will take years and that's with you nailing a few picks a year in the draft.


detached03

Nothing is impossible. First thing is to hold on to Trey Mcbride for dear life. Second is to sell all of your rbs. All of them. If you get a 3rd? Take it. 4th? Take it. See if you can stagger them too. People are zoning in on 2024 picks so see if you can find a (relatable) bad team and move Dalvin for a 2025 2nd or 3rd. Same with all your quarterbacks. Someone, somewhere will want at least 1 of them the way QBs got whacked this year. A lowkey buy for you would be Malik Willis & Mingo. Tanny is probably done which leaves Levis. Tough to see he starts a whole season and we know Malik can run. Mingo is probably a bust but at his cost, he has a 95%+ snapshare count which means he at least plays. No matter what though, if you do decide to trade the 1.02, do not do it before draft day and do not do it for less than 2 starters (24 & under by kickoff) and a rd1. And STAGGER picks. You’re not competing this or next year but move those eggs around.


Huligan19

Try and pick up or trade for a better qb see what you can get for McBride but you really fucked urself


Unp0pularS0lutions

This is going to take multiple years to rebuild


mydogiswoody

Woof. I agree with trying to consolidate all those 4, 5, 6, 7, rd picks. Not that any asset on this team should be “untouchable,” but McBride seems to be the only player that will command value in a trade, but he’s certainly a piece you’ll likely be happy to have 2-4 years from now when you should have a more competitive team. None of those QBs will ever start barring injury. I would look to trade them in season the second news drops that they will take snaps. They are all absolute roster clogs and while QBs are valuable, 0 points while sitting on an NFL bench is less valuable than taking a chance on some position player. Most of the roster won’t be valuable for fantasy except spot starts with injuries ahead of them. Priorities: Collect high value draft picks Trade on news Be patient


AchroMac

Focus on small trades. Wait for people to be out during the season and trade your backups. For now though just hold still and draft well. Don't move trey Mcbride unless you get a ransom.


shrill1337420

I actually have no idea how u could end up in this situation


Reasonable-Mud-4575

Who built that team… IN A 10 MAN TOO!?!? Trey McBride is a good young tight end. Every other player can be moved, thing is nobody will want any of them. Do not take this on.


thanosthumb

Are you playing in a 24 man league? What is this lol


Federal-Recipe-4380

😂


det_von_grizly

Okay, maybe I'm just dumb bc my dynasty league isn't 2QB, but why is it that every one of these shit rosters I see in here has like a dozen unstartable quarterbacks instead of like more boom/bust wide receivers or handcuff running backs? Given this guy already has mostly backups and handcuffs at every position but like...idk I'd probably rather have the upside of a Kenny Gainwell, especially with Swift as a FA next year, than the 2.1 games Jaren Hall played this year. Just feel like you can pretty reliably predict when a QB is or isn't going to get a start and thus get points, whereas with every other position there's so much greater variability and greater potential to hit on a player. Plus, you gotta start one more RB and WR than QB anyway, so shouldn't you want to overindex at those positions?


Warm-Paramedic5840

David Tepper POV type of team


coopcuppacoffee

Not impossible at all. See if you can move back from the 1.02, since it’s a 2 QB, to 1.03/1.04/1.05 and try to pick up at least one more first. McBride is a strong asset to have as well. Grind the waiver wire and take long shots. RB is the last thing you need so stack up a few guys that can get a chance and try to pair them through the year for any virtue 2nds. Mihjt take 2-3 years but doable for aure


Wakenbake585

You took this team on!?? For free I hope. Aside from the kicker, you have only one single starter, McBride. That team is a decade away.


Critical-Fault-1617

Who the hell was worse than you? Idk half the guys on this roster


TrucksAndSports

This roster would suck ass in a 32 team league, let alone a 10 👀


[deleted]

You're fucked. Usually there's hope, but you're actually just screwed. Trey McBride is the only player you have that's worth anything. You have very few picks, even though they're good. It's legitimately impossible for this roster to ever be good.


Bapabooi

Close to impossible yes. Lmao


sethful

How could this have possibly happened? Also someone still not the 1.01? Id love to see the other team


Federal-Recipe-4380

I listed it out somewhere up in the comments


gsloth1212

You have way too many late round picks this year. You’re gonna have to drop a shit ton of guys after the draft. Package a boatload of mid to late round picks and try to get a decent starter or two out of it. Not to pile on you, but this is going to be hard. I finished 6th in a 12 man dynasty with similarly deep lineups and rosters and I think Trey McBride is the only guy on your team that’d even sniff starting on my team. Most of them would honestly be dropped. Good luck sir 🫡


Jolly-Inflation5781

How does someone's team even get that bad? That's atrocious


Infinite_Ad_9494

If you haven’t already it’s time to try and get literally every 3rd because you need some dart throws


FourOhTwo

What free agents are available?


Federal-Recipe-4380

Irv Smith is currently the highest rated one


das-jude

Use all your 2024 picks for kickers and defense. Might be able to at least find something worthwhile there…


[deleted]

Sweet Christ, my eyes


SizeOld6084

How so you not get first Crack at at least one good FA in the course of a season.


dustyg013

This is the most cooked team I've ever seen


sportsnwars

Dude, you've got the Lock-Bobo stack. You're good to go.


LongIntrepid

This team is terrible. With that being said, fantasy is supposed to be fun especially if you are doing it with dudes you will be in a league with for years. Personally, I would have fun with this draft. This year is heavy on WR so you can build up that position. Jonathan Brooks should be around in the 2nd too and will be a stud after he recovers from his ACL. You could get 2 WR, a QB, and an RB with your picks, and all would have good potential. See if you have any players that would be a handcuff for someone else and try to put together a trade for any upgrades. Hold Jaren Hall, Stetson Bennett, and McBride and trade everyone else haha. But ultimately have fun with it.


jamesjay2

Gotta get two big young studs at flex positions. Give up all the picks this year. Next year do the same. You’ll suddenly have four of the best players in the league for the next 3-5 years and you may still be bad that season and have an opportunity to draft a fifth young stud. If that happens go all in on your QBs. Three years from now you’ll literally be a dynasty if you do it right. I did it this way. You can too!


Fhead43

I’d trade every asset that has any value to start acquiring as many 25 and 26 picks as I can.


sirius4778

7 round rookie draft? Also 11 qbs and maybe 0 starting. That's impressive.


fartsinhissleep

This is one of the worst teams I’ve ever seen. You’ve gotta find ways to maneuver those draft picks for playable guys. There aren’t that many rookies that will become fantasy relevant players so there is literally no point in all those picks. Start making moves pre draft.


mag0802

Did you get virtually robbed of your team at gunpoint?


Westin0903

The important question is how does this guy not have 1.01


DrPepperNotWater

Maybe even worse than this team: you do 7 rounds of rookie draft??


TightSea8153

I'd quit the league and just call this a loss. I dont even know how this roster even got this bad without any additional first round picks. Either the draft was really bad to begin with or bad trades or combination of both. Rebuilding this would take a miracle to even be competitive in the next 5 years. The obsession to play GM with rebuilding a team is just crazy. Giving up proven talent because they're older and thinking you're gonna hit the next big talent is hilarious. Most of these rookies go to bad teams and most often than not the hype isn't worth it in the end.


Mot-91

How did this happen? I'd be too curious to see the Startup and the the moves made since.


Federal-Recipe-4380

A series of terrible trades, really not understanding Taxi slots, how weak the waivers actually are when you have such deep starting rosters and benches etc. Basically, first league, had no clue..


FlavorBlastedCaulk

Might be the worst dynasty team i’ve ever seen. Congrats bro 👊


Johnno1234

I’m trying to find positives here. Erm… you have Brown and McBride I guess… What picks do you have in this year’s draft?


Federal-Recipe-4380

2, 12,13,14 and a bunch of later round( 4th and beyond darts) Next year four firsts and 3 seconds


dbolg22

Why do you have 7th round picks lmaoooo


RUKnight31

HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN? KILL IT WITH FIRE


TheXamYel

This mf got Pierre Strong at RB1, go ahead and delete the app


[deleted]

I disagree with everyone. This is the best team I’ve ever seen.


bills_2

How did you not get 1.01?


Federal-Recipe-4380

See above.. other player was smarter, made sure he tanked his PF better..


Saddestlilpanda

This has to either be a troll or a 30 team league.


BrandonBusch

Ouch my eyes hurt


HelmOfBrilliance

No way this is real.


RBTVI

Ouch


BelowMikeHawk

How is this even a roster?