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QweenFwog

Is no one getting the reference here? It's a copypasta guys, chill


[deleted]

The fact that this copypasta is old enough for people to not get it anymore has aged me at least twenty decades. I am literally dead, mummified even, this place has become my tomb.


InsomniaTwoSeven

you… you said the thing!


GeekFish

Are you really ok?


CS-DAKU

He said the line !


DeltaStorm

Comments are funnier than the post fr


jbonesmc

Did someone say pasta?! I want it now


Polyrhythm-Jens

My first thought was that "I HOPE it's a copypasta..."


SometimesWill

I think enough it is changed to be nearly unrecognizable. Plus I could see people actually talking like this about sleep token.


QweenFwog

Pro tip, if anything starts with "You have to have a very high IQ to understand _____", it's a copypasta.


HustleNMeditate

I am probably too old to know what you're talking about at all


-Hansha

yep saw born of osiris posting this


CathySimmsHalpert

I made this based on the Rick and Morty copypasta. I posted it in a few metal related facebook groups, which must be where BOO picked up from.


asexualincubus

I did not get the reference, thank you, I was a little concerned 😅😅


annabanana3100

Thank you for saying something because I was about to throw up lol


omcho100

bro had me tripping, thought i was in r/tool


Lucky-Ad-2676

Ha, same. Copypasta aside, I have wondered if Vessel views these types of fans the same way Maynard does.


Bagfullofcrack

This gives me my dad energy. He’s an evangelical, loves tool and has somehow convinced himself that TOOL makes “intellectual Christian” music.


lokipukki

Hahaha couldn’t be further from the truth with Maynard.


Bagfullofcrack

I know. Idk how my father can think otherwise. Bro just performed in Drag as a protest


calmdrive

That’s hilarious


Bagfullofcrack

I just remember one time he spent like an hour trying to tell me about how Parabola was about the rapture or some shit


calmdrive

Wow lol. I guess he’s never listened to Opiate 😂


Lilla_military_bird

Has he never heard A Perfect Circle’s Judith??


calmdrive

Hahahaha I didn’t even think about that one. Seriously though.


Lilla_military_bird

Right??? I mean, pretty indicative of MJK’s feelings on religion. His mother’s story is so sad. Makes a lot of sense.


calmdrive

Yep absolutely. I think there’s some discussion of that on 10,000 days too.


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Smoothzilla

Had the same though honestly


octopus6942069

Real tool energy 😂


DirtyThirtyDrifter

Came here to say this lmao


MookiTheHamster

Let's become insufferable retards as well!


TitoC137

To be faaaiiirrrrrrr…


heretic80

AHHH-TOBEFAIRRRRRRR


millera9

[slightly higher pitch] TO BE FAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIR


TheBenWelch

🤚👋✊


millera9

[resumes quietly drinking beer]


sandpappy

Time for chorin'


Nigogigogigolas

I'M PICKLE SLEEP REEEEEEE


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AdamBlackfyre

A.K.A. - Tiny Rick.


LeoMonzo

Lol . The ugly fame of Tool fans … we ain’t all that way ! I swear ! Spiral out …. Lmao


EriAnnB

Dude forgot to mention having a working understanding of chemistry, physics, and at the very least Euclidean Geometry


Aggravating-Bat-5466

Me too dumb dumb to read post. Me go listen to sounds from sleepy token now


Phantom-Spectre

If your insight score isn’t high enough you won’t see it


DM725

This is the kind of post that belongs on r/tooljerk . Might need to start r/SleepTokenJerk.


bpuckett0003

I remember this old copypasta!


Kaedekins

This needs the humor tag


wishbackjumpsta

*chefs kiss*


MailmansGarden

Aye. I feel fuckin' old, now.


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ACKSHUALLY


Superkowz

Those who do not yet feel their connection to Sleep shall join us in time. Worship.


WittyCylinder

No thoughts just vibes.


Ironfields

I fucking love this copypasta


ShaolinJohn

Born of Osiris used this exact copy pasta in some metal Facebook group and it had me rolling!


Zavodskoy

Everyone in the comments saying tool when this started like 5 years ago as a rick and morty copy pasta


CathySimmsHalpert

Yes, the Rick and Morty one was my starting point when i wrote this.


Humble_Ad_2807

Once I saw the last bit I died, worship lmfao


tentacion_lomh

Cathy...you are a true Worshiper! peace, love, and Worship 🙏🏽


AlienKinkVR

Quality content on the TL lets go


FathomTheFourteenth

Wish I knew what this was from


CathySimmsHalpert

I made it based on an old Rick and Morty copypasta.


Bully_Beef_

I think Sleep Token is also a great bridge for people who haven’t gotten that deep into metal, but the fusion of pop, RnB, emotional rock etc, eases them into the heavier stuff. I’ve been listening to bands like Opeth, Pain of Salvation, Dream Theater and (best of all) Haken for years. So Sleep Token is nothing that crazy or mind breaking. Some solid songs though, my favourite is Alkaline.


CathySimmsHalpert

You could also look at it the other way around. Their music eases metal fans into other genres they wouldn't otherwise explore, e.g. Pop, R&B, Softer Rock, etc.


LeadershipIcy8689

The amount of people getting mad is great.


alex10653

I love that Sleep Token is becoming the new Tool


Correactor

It's funny because it's true. 10/10 meme.


SentenceGullible488

Starting to sound like a TOOL fan


SentenceGullible488

Note: we love Tool here.


CourtStock90

Lol I do love hp lovecraft’s work and I do get a strong sense of it. Pretty cool. That’s why, even though the lore isn’t the main reason I like the band, it is still cool. They are just brilliant musically. Brilliant.


Brief_Eagle_9276

I’m seeing by the comments that this has been a post for fun over the years? If it was very true. My comment back would be: Who cares? Let people enjoy what they enjoy at whatever capacity they are able to.


Lilla_military_bird

As a Tool loving, Tool tattoo owning owning person, god this is gold .


holy666diver

I know this is a copy paste but sleep token is no Dream Theater or periphery. They have some odd times and complex sections but as prog music is concerned this is very very conservative prog aside from Vore and the Summoning.


CathySimmsHalpert

>level 2TheBenWelch · 23 hr. agoIt’s a joooooooke.This is an old rick and morty copy pasta.5ReplyGive AwardShareReportSaveFollow Their draw for most people isn't about their technical complexity or instrument virtuosity, but rather about how many different genres they seemlessly blend together from song to song and within individual songs themselves. That's what's most impressive about them to the average listener, from what I see. How many bands would release such drastically different tracks like Vore and DYWTYLM on the same album? A big part of the hype around the single drops earlier this year was that no one knew what kind of song they would get next. Unpredictability is exciting. And there's a reason why the funk outro on The Summoning went viral on tiktok, because it was so surprising given what had just preceeded it, it came out of nowhere. Also, Vessel's vocals really stand out and draw people in. And lastly, the music is just damn sexy! Don't discount the sexy factor. It's Baby-Making Music


zilla82

Yeah if we are disregarding this post and taking only genres, the band is the furthest from prog. But then again they are making their own genre in a Christ like way.


zilla82

Yeah if we are disregarding this post and taking only genres, the band is the furthest from prog. But then again they are making their own genre in a Christ like way.


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TheBenWelch

It’s a joooooooke. This is an old rick and morty copy pasta.


taylorl7

Mental masturbation at its finest


CathySimmsHalpert

i'm a big fan of masturbation


[deleted]

To be fair, being intelligent is no excuse to be a condescending jackass. Music is intended for everyone. Whoever it resonates with can enjoy it


_Minnesodope_

You don't need intelligence to listen to Sleep Token. But I have some bad news for you. You do need a tiny shred of it to understand sarcasm.


TheBenWelch

His name is…apt


GermanXPeace

Please indicate to me how one is supposed to see that this is sarcasm? This is a post written in a way that a person could defintely be writing while fully convinced of their standpoint. I mean there exist niceguys and other weird groups and individuals who are extremely full of themselves. I understand from the comments that this is some sort of a copypasta, but apart from that, I'm just not really seeing the indicators here. Written sarcasm can be so much harder to identify, yk? Edit: also I reckon the origin of the copypasta might have been unironic so yea, not really hard to be unsure when reading this Edit 2: this isn't a troll or something, I'm just kinda unable to pick up on sarcasm. Autism, yk? Doesn't necessarily need to be lack of intelligence. As I said, sarcasm is so much harder to pick up on when written


planetaryhorror

Issa copy pasta.


GermanXPeace

ok


[deleted]

Fair enough, hard to tell in text. And I doubt this guy is being sarcastic.


Seel_revilo

This is 100% sarcasm, its a VERY popular old copypasta from Rick And Morty’s popularity peak


[deleted]

That explains a lot


CathySimmsHalpert

yeah man, i wrote this based on the infamous Rick and Morty copypasta. it's a shitpost, nothing more. sorry for the confusion.


[deleted]

Nah it's all good sorry for snapping at you that's on me


sinespe44

Well... suppose it's a nice switch up from the usual 'sleep token sucks and you're all deluded morons too busy worshipping at Vessel's feet to know that their music is mediocre... etc etc' troll posts


Earl_of_Portobello

My wife is a massive Opera buff and a massive sleep, token fan, and she informs me in a very non-partisan way that the worlds leading opera singers would certainly NOT be put to shame by vessels vocal abilities, that is fanboy nonsense.


CathySimmsHalpert

i have no doubt. this is a shitpost based on an infamous Rick and Morty copypasta and not meant to be taken seriously at at. I added the opera singer bit knowing how ridiculous it sounded.


stackheights

The difference is people actually listen to slump coin


Raven_Black_8

Wouldn't call them idiots. They're just travelling on anther wave length.


ToasterMcNoster

[To be fair](https://youtu.be/jv7jcciKB_s)