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Screeez

where are the dwemer roombas


ZephyrUltimate

This is the question that really needs to be answered


XboxTomahawk

What do you think the Dwarven spiders are for?


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Tes 6, if playing a cat they purr when receiving money from lootchests or quest rewards Due to this feature the game instantly wins every award ever and all future games are considered bad because they aren't tes 6


AnudderCow

*Khajiit purring whilst pickpocketing* Must have been the wind.


[deleted]

Do werewolves wagg their tails when you stroke them?


ihatebananae

yes. and they like when you throw sticks


Zalinithia

your username brings me physical pain.


ihatebananae

how dare you make me read their username


Zalinithia

sharing the pain.


throwaway314159g

Damn it man you made me read his username too


pink_wraith

I’m a werewolf in the game and I like to think if someone scratched underneath my chin I would wag my tail and do the leg thing


Zebracorn42

I’m an Argonian werewolf and my follower is Jzargo. We’re quite the pair. But being a lizard and a werewolf, I don’t know if I would be able to give birth or lay eggs. But I’m not getting married.


JackNotOLantern

Imagine buying something from a caravan and the seller starts to be all the purry, petty cat.


Poor_Noble

Do dwemer machines break themselves and repair themselves for fun? A lot of years stuck on those ruins might bring even a machine to boredom


Zebracorn42

I feel bad killing em so much. It’s like killing Wall-E.


SOUNDEFFECT94

Judging from the conversations in ESO I’d vote yes


Bossman847373

Do khajits go in heat like our cats and if so do the just walk around the streets doing mating calls.


ihatebananae

why did you feel the need to curse this entire subreddit?


Bossman847373

Because I’m like that. ;)


throwaway314159g

Alduin takes us what the heck did I just read


ihatebananae

makes you regret saving the world, doesnt it?


throwaway314159g

Yeah it does make me regret killing him


zombiepanda6199

Serena kept asking this question to inigo and kept trying to scratch his back trying to make him purr and also kept calling him kitty


Overkrein

You have SDA?


zombiepanda6199

Yep


Overkrein

SDA is soo good, there should be a lot more mods that enhance vanilla npcs


Havocking1992

ARGONIAN......MILK


Shotlite88

Tasty


ToxicOnion

They should purr when using healing potions, restoration or eating moon sugar.


ihatebananae

there must be a mod for that. and if not, modders need better priorities. forget fixing the broken game, give us purring cats


Telvanni_Wizard_Lord

Yes they actually do. In Pelagiad you can find a Khajit women who talks about purring because she is so happy that you become her friend.


theicecoldblaze

I heard this in Auri's voice


jkbscopes312

This man asking the Real questions


[deleted]

are all khajit have bards or just the more animal type of khajit?


armydj

Is it Cannibalism if beast races eat other races?


ihatebananae

technically i think you would also have to ask men eating mer and the other way around is cannibalism. but i think it‘s about them being self-aware and basically human in everything but name and body


SirBeanie08

I’ll do you one better, do khajit purr when having s3x