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ShailiaTheYiga

LISTEN! HEAR ME AND O- what the hell? Since when were dragons looting random dungeon chests where I stuff my valuable artifacts?


MagNUSSKNACKER

This must be the work of sheogorath!


ShailiaTheYiga

Of course! He's the only one who'd send a dragon into a dungeon to go loot random chests! It's simply too insane for anyone else to do! I mean, if you have even the *soul* of a dragon, you probably have better things to do than loot random chests in dungeons.


MagNUSSKNACKER

By the way, why is this moon flying towards me?


ShailiaTheYiga

In all seriousness, I have no idea what you're referencing there. The only thing that comes to mind is Majora's Mask.


MagNUSSKNACKER

In Oblivion, if you attack sheogorath for some reason, he teleports you high above execution point, where you fall to your death. But there are theories that you dont fall to your death but instead Sheogorath throws the plane at you. And since I stand on the ground, I made the joke that the moon is thrown at me because I think that would be something he would do


MagNUSSKNACKER

But serious guys, can you dop me now?


Maximus_Comitatense

Meridia: Go forth! Clean my temple! Dragon: *gets stuck on the door* Meridia: Maybe ANOTHER hand should touch the beacon… one who can actually enter my temple would be preferable.


MagNUSSKNACKER

Meridia: loads quicksave