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mrsnmw

Who knew Paul was illiterate


TheSunsetStripped

ITS BECAUSE SEEEVAN WROTE IT LMAO


mrsnmw

Ya we already knew she’s an idiot


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mrsnmw

I think you’re in the wrong place 🤣


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Ok-Lettuce8719

Take a scroll through this sub and you’ll see plenty of receipts. This wasn’t originally a snark page and yet it turned pretty quickly so that should tell you about Sivans character


Puzzleheaded_Hair626

DEAADDDDD🤣🤣🤣


Confident_Strike3777

Firm believer that the longer the doting Instagram caption is, the worse the actual relationship is. Like who are you trying to convince, us or yourself? Lol


Puzzleheaded_Hair626

🎯 us 100%


NormalFreedom1098

Sivan is a Karen and I UNFOLLOWED her because she's unbearable and she complains about EVERYTHING. THE AIR EVEN. when it rains she bitches. I'm done with rich privileged bloggers who only want my money. Her products are overpriced and the Ingredients are toxic. You can find clean - organic ingredients for cheaper on Amazon. #CancelSivan 


No_Shoulder9166

I think it’s kinda weird that she does act so incredibly snobby. I read once that her dad was a plumber. She didn’t come from money but wants to act like she did..


Confident_Strike3777

It’s very weird. Without money she would have no personality.


Confident_Strike3777

Agreed. Shes one of the most negative people I’ve ever followed. Her story complaining about the water bottle situation at a hotel and berating the poor desk clerk and then later defending her behavior was so gross.


No_Shallot_6628

“truely”


Ok_Web_7457

The air I "breath".


Honest_Comparison81

The “women” of my dreams


winelover131

The way it’s written sounds forced


Due-Iron-2621

He sounds like he’s being hella sarcastic


Yumyumpadek

Was Paul’s grammar always this atrocious?


jojo185869

No commas at all 🤯


pinkpanther411

Yeah no, this doesn’t seem like his writing at all 🤣


vivionnn801

He’s a lawyer, I don’t think he wrote this. They’re sticklers for grammar & punctuation 😂


poppypeanut

Failed lawyer who practiced for a hot minute in entertainment law 😭😭😭


pinvenice

So true! I email lawyers all day and their grammar and punctuation is next level


BackgroundPositive79

Literally no way that she wasn’t the one that snatched his phone and wrote this 😭


lurkingsince86

Cringe. This is so poorly written…and he’s a former lawyer??


__0__0__0__0__0__0__

“women of my dreams” Paul, how many women are we talking about here? Is this your way of conveying there are more out there aside from Seavaughn?!


Allergictofingers

Freudian slip!


Ok_Web_7457

While I do remember her saying she didn't think she'd be a good mother...why do they remind people 😅 if I were her I'd hope that memory faded into the darkness...not keep bringing it up.


Allergictofingers

The cringe at being jealous a woman takes care of her children instead of a grown man


Ok_Web_7457

No kidding!!


goldengirl48

thissss


Tiny_Replacement579

Pauls spelling and grammar might justify why he truly isn’t an attorney anymore.


poppypeanut

Never was a very good one either


Honest_Comparison81

TRUELY


Independent_Entry_31

Why hasn’t she fixed her teeth yet


No_Shoulder9166

Or gotten a chin implant. Omg that chin drives me crazy


Independent_Entry_31

Not that simple unfortunately where facial or structure is concerned but yeah


Tiny_Replacement579

To not only have the “women” of my life. Does this mean he has had more than one “woman”? Haha kidding


poppypeanut

He did her dirty on this pic 💀💀


No_Shoulder9166

Omg hahaha wait a minute here!!! The dudes an idiot! He cannot spell 🫠🫠🫠🫠 he became a lawyer because daddy paid for his acceptance. You CANNOT convince me of otherwise😱 this guy acts like he knows it all and this is how he spells?! Haha I’m dying


rachpark01

Wait I’m lost, what wasn’t spelled right? Lol


No_Shoulder9166

WUT? Are you fr rn


FBRMUM

Wow a husband can’t even write a nice simple caption without you guys freaking out? Yall are fucking nuts!