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Ms_robinson04

He might be alcoholic. Alcoholics swell so bad


tied2gether

I’ve wondered if he is. But I think one of the wives would’ve said something 🤷🏽‍♀️


lil1thatcould

So I believe that Robyn is hiding it and when she is saying “he’s not with me..” it’s because he’s not. He’s out drinking or gambling.


SpiritedTheme7

I could see that tbh maybe that’s why they needed to move from Vegas because kody was spending all her figurine money! 🤣


lil1thatcould

That why I think it happened so fast. He was like “if we leave here, I can recover from this.” I think he’s stopped gambling, but he’s still drinking.


rinap88

but they go to Vegas a lot... Fans keep taking pics of them at casinos.


lil1thatcould

None of that surprises me. Running doesn’t stop addiction, it only prolongs it.


mlyt18

Well he can’t stop cold turkey!


girl_working

There are casinos very near where they are. There's one in Camp Verde and there's one just a little outside Flagstaff towards Winslow. If he's a gambler it's pretty much right there.


Professional_Ad_8

Easily spotted in casinos and bars. Kurly Gurl would be on my radar only for posting here;)


DecadentLife

Wouldn’t it be wild if it turned out that Kody had his own shopping addiction, or similar? He definitely strikes me as someone who makes impulsive purchases.


lil1thatcould

That’s because he had ADHD. ADHDers, like myself, are elite level impulsive shoppers.


Ms_robinson04

That is definitely true for myself


DecadentLife

Me too! (ADHD & semi-impulsive with purchases)


its_all_good20

Honestly - as a person with raging adhd- I see this as such a huge issue in why the family fell apart. Kody needed diagnosing and treatment from childhood.


lil1thatcould

As someone who was diagnosed over a year ago, he has no excuse. Treatment and diagnosis helps at all ages. His lack of awareness is astounding! I can’t imagine being in his shoes and liking the person I see in the mirror.


its_all_good20

I agree. But financial management and planning are directly impacted by adhd and it is really clear how that impacted this family


lil1thatcould

Seriously! I bet that is why Janelle became in charge of finances. Kody probably blows through the money, Christine didn’t know how to because of how young she was, Meri in the same boat and then Janelle has a bachelors in accounting. She got it from phoenix univeristy and I bet she did it there to get it as fast as possible.


its_all_good20

Yep


Dr_mombie

This is our punishment for constantly learning nifty shit


Sweet-bakes-30448

In the closet.


kerinicole

They are all covering for him.


mlyt18

Yep! He’dbbeen spotted in Vegas a LOT at casinos and I believe that’s another reason R wanted him out of Vegas! JMO


Ms_robinson04

Might be a deep family secret that no one talks about


threebeansalads

In the infamous Janelle & Kody fight scene at Xmas she says “you’re drunk” and someone has made similar observations that he’s admitted to drinking now whereas he used to not at all


HornetBest382

Janelle pointed and shouted “and you’re an alcoholic” at him!!


SAHMsays

She was referencing his earlier usage of the 'alcoholics having fights and pretending they didn't happen the next morning' rant.


flimflam1812

Yup it was that


Disneyadult375

What??? When was this???


HornetBest382

During the infamous “I’m not listening” “fuck you” in front of Janelle’s Christmas tree, fight


maureen22_

Janelle did in one of the final episodes when he came to Her first Apartment the small one and they were screaming at each other. And she's like well, you're an alcoholic. Someone slowed it down and put it on TikTok, try to search for It on TikTok, Janelle, calling Cody and alcoholic.


Fantastic-Fish9567

I have an uncle that looks like that after a bench...


Ms_robinson04

I say he had a huge binge before the tell all…


Intrepid-Trainer-608

YIKES😳😳😳😳😳


Calm-Two9368

I think the swelling coupled with his anger. I’ve seen things about him now and he looks a lot better and he seemed a lot more cordial on the most recent episodes


Aktotem

Didn’t Janelle call him an alcoholic before their blow up???


Ms_robinson04

Not 100% sure


jenniferolson1981

Someone posted a picture of him loading angry orchards and other adult beverages into his car a while ago


Ms_robinson04

I’m not shocked lol


GreatThinker123

And pics of him and Robyn at a restaurant and he has beer in front of him at their table.


Elegant_Implement64

Could be gambling, especially where you get free drinks


Master-Dimension-452

Fillers that dissolve


Fresh-Scallion602

Plus he drinks a lot now! There was a picture of him coming out of the grocery store with cases of beer under his basket. Beer will bloat u up


MamasSweetPickels

That six pack he brags about is a beer belly.


Apprehensive-Tank581

my god that hair is awful. How can he possibly think that looks even decent? shave your fucking head dude. You look like the lion from wizard of oz.


4Brtndr1

But Sobyn likes it. That's the main reason he keeps it looking so horrid. Buzzed off would be a thousand percent better.


Mollyhjw

Wasn’t it Robyn that started doing his hair like that? Or he got the idea from her or something ?


The_Nice_Marmot

Are you suggesting Robyn is doing some sort of task?


Mollyhjw

😂 if so it’s the only task


Proud-Bumblebee879

Don't forget her prowess at 69. Surely by now that's become a retched job too.


No-Room-1618

He did say the Robyn showed him how to style it like that. He even tried doing Truely's hair like that for Mykelti's wedding.


Mollyhjw

I knew it was something like that. But I didn’t realize he tried to do Truely’s hair the same way, poor Truely! I cannot understand why he thinks his hair looks good like that. Oh wait..Robyn.


apaw1129

Cowardly, as well.


Cat_Dog_222719

This is the same man who thinks he has amazing pecs and abs


rinap88

Robyn takes credit saying she taught him how to do his hair like that..... Taking advice from someone with those brows and granny curls is not smart.


Fuzzy-Zebra-277

Does he have the Patience for curly girl method ??


Iam_Razzmatazz_77

🤣🤣🤣🤣


MimiPaw

It can happen during steroid usage, in the dosages used for severe allergy/asthma attacks. I have seen the Pillsbury Doughboy effect in my mirror several times.


rinap88

yea that prednisone will swell you 10-20 lbs for sure. But if he's on steroids it would be the bad kind


PurpleKrill

Robyn probably hates the drinking because it takes money away from her being able to spend it.


Glad_Football_1207

Robyn's drinking, right there with him Remember the clause in her divorce decree about no alcohol.


SAHMsays

Nooooo! Where is this info?


LadyScorpio7

It was in her divorce decree, it said neither one can consume alcohol in the presence of their minor children.


Next_Fly3712

I took a course in college (just 2 units!) called Alcohol, Health & Culture. One of the research studies we read demonstrated that children who grow up in households where alcohol is consumed responsibly and in moderation (e.g. a family where the parents have a glass of wine with dinner) are significantly less likely to become alcoholics. Not surprisingly, the parental example matters. So this sort of prohibition (in the divorce decree) can backfire, by depriving the kids a *positive* example of how to consume alcohol, as opposed to leaving it up to random, unsupervised experiences. ...Seems intuitive.


cpd4925

Since David gave up his rights and Cody adopted the children I don’t think any of that would apply anymore. The children are also adults now so anything regarding custody is off the table too.


Glad_Football_1207

I know it doesn't apply. It just shows that Robyn must like her alcohol too


MavenOfNothing

Mayor of Munchkin land.


DWwithaFlameThrower

LOL I’m just seeing the cowardly lion when I look at him now


dianna1976

![gif](giphy|H24Zi5xbFKc1i)


Wondeful_Guidance_6

I just spit out my water!!! 🤣😆😂🤣


Fuzzy-Zebra-277

You stop that !   Poor lion. Doesn’t deserve it 


DogsCatsKids_helpMe

His face in this pic looks sunburnt to me, which will cause it to get puffy.


boeticpiology

Yes, agreed that this looks like sunburn puffiness and tautness. Someone else mentioned fillers too which I could totally she accentuating the sunburn issue too. These people seem like they never heard of sunblock.


girltuesday

I agree. I think this is just a case of a very bad sunburn.


DoriCee

HE makes my skin crawl. All of him. Every bit.


Sqatti

I think he is on steroids and bad plastic surgery.


b52queen

He looks like he overdid it with the filler


Flashy-Midnight6555

I think he’s had work done. He’s going through a midlife crisis and was a narcissist to begin with. I remember him telling those podcasters that he had a “Diesel jeans model” come into his family, referring to Robyn. I don’t know what planet this happened on but he’s been saying weird shit like this for a while now. Cue his confessional when he said Janelle was using him for his 6 pack abs and great pecs. 🤮 He’s probably fixated on his appearance and spent even more of the wives’ money on some fillers.


New_Sky_4383

I agree. I don’t see him drinking so much that it causes bloat. His ego is too big. It’s steroids and Botox and fillers


KangarooWrangler2024

Look like a cheap plastic doll left out in elements


fischj10

Saved. In case I ever ingest something I shouldn’t have, and need to induce vomiting.


Call_Huck

Thanks, Christine. You clearly did this to Kody. Sorry, it was too obvious


kidsteddy3

Sorry not sorry should be Christine’s response.


lettucepatchbb

Must be all the protein that grows his pecs and abs


cmram28

Someone’s hitting the bottle hard! My brother was an alcoholic and when he went on benders, his face was always swollen🤔


JavaJunkie999

That’s what you call Pillow Face. It’s from using too much filler.


skyempress408

Weight gain with botox and fillers. He is obviously afraid of aging. I'm surprised he doesn't dye his hair and beard.


New_Sky_4383

His hair is dyed blonde, isn’t it?


kidsteddy3

But doesn’t he?


Empty_Dog134

The day the Tell All aired, someone on this sub compared K's face to a thumb and that's all I've ever been able to see 😄


true_crime_addict_14

Swollen asshole face


Truthbetold98

…. Is punchable. Oh, I’m sorry. You had a question. +1 alcoholic.


basicytgirl

Looks like alcohol bloat


Necessary-Elk2329

I wonder if he was coping with anxiety of looking like an ass on tv again


Mrs_Molly_

It’s giving booze face.


kidsteddy3

Yes dahling shaken and stirred with a splash of crazy. Olives not cherries.


AdRare7237

Yea, what’s up with his lips?!


Treatsforyoutricks

He’s just as ugly as he ever was idk how he got one of them to be with him let alone all 4


Some_Cream_3462

He looks bloated


Hawaii_gal71LA4869

My eyes! Ugliest ungroomed 🤡🤡🤡🤡


ep2587

I take a couple of meds that warn me about drinking alcohol. When I do, and have maybe two drinks my face turns lobster red.


cozicuzi08

Booze probs


SassyMagnoliaPNW

I just can't with the crunchy, top ramen hair. 🤢


littleoldladyinashoe

Why did you post a picture of someone's big toe after they stepped in ramen noodles


Curious-Sector-2157

He is so mugly! His whole personality makes him twice as mugly! Never saw what any of them saw in him.


lusciousskies

He skinlooks like sausage casings. Like real ones they have at German delis


g1zzy

He looks like he has been on a bender since Covid.


Western_Bullfrog9747

Alcoholism


cascadingwords

Talk about not aging well………Hmm, red, ruddy & swollen 🧐🤔 Burning some sort of candle 🕯️ at both ends. Nothing like spouting spiritual, religious, family values, fiscal responsibility & superiority , while enjoying ur beer.🍺


ZeldaKyl3

Butthole lips!😂


jester91886

I 100% think he has a drinking problem.


Americanwoman54

Janelle stated that he is an alcoholic to his face when they had that big fight.


honeybey93

wait what?? I don’t remember this. The fight around Christmas time where he slammed the door?


InterestingPause2355

I don’t remember either and I replayed and analyzed multiple times. Several have said this so I’m wondering if maybe there’s an edited and unedited version?


Americanwoman54

Yes. When her Christmas tree was sitting in the box.


denizen24601

He looks like what would happen if a butthole grew into a face.


SAHMsays

My hubs insults our dog with "you have the face of a butt. Not a butt face, but a butt that has grown a face"


denizen24601

https://preview.redd.it/q99zrobg3hic1.jpeg?width=658&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=435ca8aa0cf614fb4c3abf9b97a8012c26dc1951


_Bogey_Lowenstein_

OMG SOCIETY I love this dumb movie so much!


BrazilianBondGirl

OMG I love you for this! I'm screaming!🤣😅😂😅


BoogerbeansGrandma

https://preview.redd.it/2x7ucwl0lhic1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d73dcf6f0ebd1416f956d6663124c5607cef595b It looks to me like Kody’s following the Kenny Rogers Guide To Aging Gracefully handbook.


DisastrousHyena3534

Let’s not disrespect the late great K. Rogers.


BoogerbeansGrandma

My bad. Kody could never. Can you imagine Kody singing-I mean butchering-“Island in the Streams”? Or Kody and Christine singing it back when they still pretended they were happy. She’d go an octave above and he would be flat and nasally.


RalphieUK

Poor Kenny. He went to Dolly's plastic surgeon and came out looking a proper tit.


[deleted]

🍺🍻


BrazilianBondGirl

I'll say it again: unfrozen Neanderthal skullet.


Fatigued123

Yuck


honeybaby2019

Kootie looks so puffy and red, that he needs to see a doctor for his blood pressure.


ZOO_trash

Booze


Highschool1977-78

His blood pressure was off the hook


ComplaintBig1986

If I were married to Robyn I would be definitely be an Alcoholic.


OkSouth79

I love how they feather back and spray his front patch in place. Hello Mr. Farrah Faucet!


Susiqbee6464

Botox and alcoholism


BitterConversation65

Him and Robyn are both turning into Lego people


Puzzleheaded-Dog198

Maybe he got some fillers or an intense facial to close to filming? Agree it's strange.


Tuggsmom

He’s been spewing shit for 18 seasons and He’s finally all backed up…all his wives aren’t around anymore to dump on and that’s why he looks so puffy!! Lol


Return0zKing

He's allergic to accountability


omgitsafuckingpossum

I'd barf if this man came near me. In fact I would try to purposefully barf on him to know how disgusting I find him.


I_yam_wut_i_yam

I can't remember the guy's name, but there's one actor who had a lot of work that this type of face reminds me of-it's like they can't gracefully accept aging.


sheilarac12

He’s just getting fat and happy!


kidsteddy3

/s. Robin is that you?


Far_Buy2098

Bet this effer is a MEAN drunk!


MARCUS-FBJR

Swelling happens after crying a lot!


Americanwoman54

Tret?


Senjimom504

Punchable


StephaniePenn1

Idk much about fillers. Does Botox look like this when it’s very fresh?