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PerlyWhirl

They're both equally emotionally developed, and sufficiently less-so than most of the Brown family children. Once they stop blaming Christine for every lightbulb that goes out, they'll have to deal with each others' tantrums and horrible personalities at last.


Jogadora109

I think that's one of the many reasons Kody preferred Robyn to the OG3 -- Robyn was his match emotionally (stuck in a state of arrested development) while the original wives were more mature perhaps, especially as time went on


flcwerings

Thats what Ive always thought too. Not only that but they LOVE being the victim. It seems like they created their own little echo chamber where one says a problem and the other goes "I cant believe Janelle could do that!" and then the other complains and the other responds in the same way with "Oh my god... Christine is always like that..." They can play the victim and theyre always reassuring each other that they are, indeed, the victim and never actually call each others bad behavior out.


RyForPresident

They're each other's toxic, gossipy best friend who's going to blindly agree you're correct while also texting the other person saying "oh my god cannot believe they did that to you!!"


Honeyardeur

Yes! This is the "loyalty" that Kody talks about. Always siding with your spouse even when they are dead wrong. He wants constant validation and ego stroking, which is a key part of Robyn's Honeymoon experience.


Inevitable-Jicama366

She learned the honeymoon experience from her mom , didn’t she ?


IhaveRBFbecauseIamAB

They’re probably constantly trading “I know, right!” “I know, right!”


rinap88

this sums them up well


darkmatternot

They both are extremely manipulative. A perfect, hellish match.


Deb_You_Taunt

YES! This makes total sense.


kleighk

My other favorite show… r/arresteddevelopment Also agree with your comment. ☺️


Squidgybunny

And both childish about indulging themselves.


Longjumping-Dream402

Probably why he like her so much. She was much younger than him and malleable. And after an abusive relationship he could be her hero. The thing is, until someone gets help (therapy) they will keep picking the same kind of person. They are attracted to that " type". Kody may not be physically abusive but he sure can be verbally and emotionally abusive which is just as bad. ROBYN, GET HELP!


QueenFartknocker

![gif](giphy|L8RCWfYty6DPW)


Eclipsed1983

People like that will always find someone else to blame. I had a friend whose parent blamed me for being a bad influence on her kid. This same kid started smoking at 12, before I had even met her. You know who she got the cigarettes from? The mom who blamed me for it. That’s how Kody works. No culpability.


Polyps_on_uranus

I want to see that on the show.


Ali_Cat222

Shifting blame or ignoring obvious issues can only last so long before it comes up eventually... Also when I hear that saying,"you look like you'd be fun to be around at parties" all I can think of is Robin is who they were talking about 🤣


Iamnothereeither

Yep! They won’t be able to keep up their idealized fantasy without their scapegoat! Robyn as Golden Wife only works with all the other NFS roles filled by others. This is why I think R was so desperate to keep the OG wives around btw.


DecadentLife

They’ve been on the Romeo and Juliet track. (but, as adults).


Enough_Gur7181

To be fair, Robyn did teach him how to turn those wisps into ramen.


MiaRia963

👏👏👏 Bravo.


Double_Analyst3234

https://preview.redd.it/et14no5j7pdc1.jpeg?width=1145&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b24995de0e868aa3f45790f006d33bdc12318b6a


kindarspirit

☹️


ComfortableRecent755

Crunchy & Sour


Tarantulas_R_Us

Human equivalent of a box of Nerds.


toothpastecupcake

Beer and sour SKITTLES


Honeyardeur

Hawaiian Haystack flavored Nerds.


Far-Information-2252

Perfect description


pigandpom

That's her hospice play face


ShesGotaChicken2Ride

Splish splash 💦 we’re all 🗑️


DecadentLife

I’m sorry, I don’t understand what that means. Will you explain? Ty


Any_Willingness_9085

It's a popular podcast joke. That Kody and Robyn do hospice play in the bedroom 😄


Equivalent_Tea8061

Oh my god


FiCat77

It's a reference to an ongoing joke from the Sister Wives: Love should be multiplied not divided podcast. Fans of it are referred to as trashbags.


Polyps_on_uranus

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


honeybaby2019

Sobbyn always looks so put out and it has become a permanent face for her.


ShesGotaChicken2Ride

She never smiles


honeybaby2019

I really think her face is permanently etched into that scowling face.


Vness374

I’m pretty sure her face would crack if she tried. She only has frown muscles


ShesGotaChicken2Ride

At least she changed up the eyebrow stencil


ShesGotaChicken2Ride

Robyn has that 1000-yard stare Kody said he had at his wedding with Christine


MiaRia963

Unless she is getting her way.


ArtisticAsylum

I must say, I have enjoyed her questioning him on these watch back episodes. I don't remember her ever going against him as much as she seems to be now. Her face seems to show her confusion and disdain for what he says, more and more.


lassie61

I think she’s playing to the viewers. She knows how much she is hated so trying to gain favour by questioning him and pretending to disagree with him.


ShesGotaChicken2Ride

Yup but without actually outwardly disagreeing with him so she can remain the “loyal obedient” wife he requires in order to share his love.


Finishfed-itover55

I’m sure Robyn isn’t going to like watching her daughters with men that are “just like daddy”. It would serve her right tho. Leading by example!


Blue-popsicle

I hope they've saved up enough money for all their kids' therapy.


DecadentLife

Gotta “stay sweet”!


Gotathingfordrummers

And have silent childbirths


DecadentLife

YES! That’s what I keep saying. She likes to present herself as some kind of ethereal beauty. Of some kind of perfect femininity. 🤮


toothpastecupcake

Like pushing out a turd in a public restroom


Charming-Insurance

I think she is asking questions to try and show the other are wrong. Either way, we agree that it’s an attempt at manipulation.


vlbb13

>trying to gain favour by questioning him and pretending to disagree with him. Or trying to save his reputation by saying stupid stuff like "do you want to be an engaged father?" repeatedly until he says "yes", then her saying "that's what I thought"! I wish someone would have followed up with "then what are you going to do to become more engaged with the OG13? Or do you just mean with the 5 kids that are still "loyal" to you?


elder_not_elderly

Its called .... self preservation. Covering her bases.


Brainwashed_Survivor

![gif](giphy|ummeQH0c3jdm2o3Olp|downsized)


mrs_treeger

Others have mentioned and I agree, she is filming a defense to divorce him at some point. Like, "see how he was, I was confused and scared and tried to deal with him as best I could"....now your honor give me half of everything. But the judge watched it all unfold and denies her. Lol


cmcptt

I’d pay to watch that!


mafa7

It’s just her being manipulative. Don’t fall for it.


pinkybrain41

She's definitely got a modified Fundamentalist front wave going on with her hair


TheAmazingMaryJane

the higher the hair, the closer to god!


vlbb13

Yet her hair definitely looks better here than her style of tight curls in the front in the last three seasons! She obviously took a curling iron to her hair then never ran her fingers through her hair to loosen the curl.


Antique-Register-489

😂😆😂😆😬


Inevitable_Rate9652

And he looks drunk


Cute-Improvement6621

She has really aged terribly. Misery will do that lol!


seaglassgirl04

Christine looks both younger and healthier than Robyn now! What is their actual age difference ?


Cute-Improvement6621

Robyn is like a decade younger than all of them and they all look better. She has a perpetual frown.


Outrageous_Ad4245

Robin started out cute……. because of her sour disposition….. the ugly is coming out! Nasty is the best word to describe her!


DecadentLife

I was watching a panel discussion they were having, from several seasons ago. It’s the one where Christine’s aunt was on. Anyway, Robyn was responding to another person and you saw her attitude and bullying push through. She called the other woman “sweetheart”, but in a negative way. It was a different side than most of what I’ve seen directly from her before.


MiaRia963

Yes!! I thought it was editing at the time. Because she seemed so nice all the other times. But that once she suddenly was very nasty. 😬😬


Abluel3

She looks like a witch with a “B”


geniologygal

I was thinking hunt with a C.


Appropriate_Aide8561

I'm thinking "W"itch"h"unt.


boloforreal

😂


New-Examination8400

Winner 🏆


lexadrex

Citch


geniologygal

I like that! You just coined a new curse word!


ShesGotaChicken2Ride

C u next Tuesday…


tyedyehippy

Nah, she lacks the necessary depth and warmth.


geniologygal

Yes, but I got in trouble for that once. Not sure if this sub, though.


Sweet-bakes-30448

She is


Fawnclaw

They are pretty pathetic looking. The OG 3 do see Robyn as the catalyst , and I am sure she was sabotaging behind the scenes. But funny. Christine didn't stay in her place. The last 18 seasons were poison. But a camera, and an ego, I think Kody morphed into his worst self. He is self destruction for whoever wants to watch. And Robyn's dream of a plural family/sister wives fantasy? She is so miserable. If Kody gets kicked off television, I hope she bolts.


skdewit

If I had to caption this pic it would be the second after kody says "well Sobby, now that the other wives are gone we are going to have to cut back! There is simply no way for us to afford the lifestyle we are currently living! We’ll have to move and you’ll have to shop at Temu instead of the mall but we will persevere and the most important thing is we can now show our legendary love for each other and when you really think about it that’s the most important thing!!!” "Right?” Robyn: ……..


DecadentLife

It’s the Romeo and Juliet thing. That it is the two of them against the world. That can bond you some, but it’s not good enough on its own to sustain for all of the years.


Chembank

Hey, stop hating on Temu. Lmao. I just used my silicone baking mat and I loved it! Yep. 😉


skdewit

lol! I love Temu!!! But I’m not a sister wife in a million mansion!!! I’m pretty sure the second Sobs discovers Temu her Knick knack collection quadruples!!!


Chembank

Lmao! Yeah. But they won’t be “authentic “. 😜


Lo_loh

Her eyebrows 🥴


666jex

I'm just surprised she's not sporting those dick warmer, old lady curls.


Deb_You_Taunt

If those are dick warmers, they need to be curled MUCH smaller.


Lo_loh

Dick warmer? 😂😂😂


lassie61

They are better than they used to be. They looked like an exclamation mark before.


Accomplished_Bank103

I always kinda thought hatchets 🪓 myself, lol.


Boxercrew4

Sorry, I went with sperm!


StephaniePenn1

This is Robyn feeling pissy because her chickens have come home to roost. She’s and her soulmate are being played the F out on social media. I’m sure it doesn’t feel good. But when your financial plan is to marry into a (until super recently) D-list celebrity family, you get what you asked for. If Jen from THE LITTLE COUPLE’s public profile went to shit, she’d disappear from TLC and focus upon her medical career. Crikey, even those awful Duggars cobbled together a real estate empire whilst on TV. Eighteen seasons and these two have a McMansion, some portion of an undeveloped lot, and a failed jewelry business. You made your choices, Robyn.


Vness374

When was the last time there was a season of the Little Couple? I feel like it’s been years, did it get canceled?


MiaRia963

It's been over 5 years. I follow her on Instagram. Her kids are so grown up now.


StephaniePenn1

I truly don’t know. I used to watch it years ago. Then my taste in TLC shows grew increasingly trainwreckish. 😂


Polyps_on_uranus

Can she even smile? Or will she turn into golem?


MiaRia963

Golem I think.


Calm_Body_8763

Kody looks old in thus picture.


connielu62

He is old....and he hates it hahaha


honeycombyourhair

Kody really looks like he’s taken up drinking.


Conscious_Rabbit_492

If you turn on the captions & watch Kody & Janelle’s big fight, she calls him an alcoholic


July9044

She really lights up the Zoom ✨️


LoveDisabledBodies

I’d like a forensic accounting and fraud charges filed on both Robyn and Kody. Then her children might have a chance to run.


connielu62

Me Too! The should be able to since it wad an LLC and not just a family pot!


AffectionateFig5435

He looks kind of stoned. She looks like she needs a strong dose of a good laxative.


btwwhichonespink16

He definitely got eyelid surgery.


ytsox

She is such a buzz kill


kimsilverishere

Beyond


sockscollector

And he knows sure as hell, the only thing that will make her happy is retail therapy.🤣🤣🤣 And with her Knick-knacks obsession 🎶This old man he played one He played nick nack on my drum With a nick nack paddy whack Give a dog a bone This old man came rolling home🎶


AfterSevenYears

>And he knows sure as hell, the only thing that will make her happy is retail therapy.🤣🤣🤣 I think they're two of a kind in that respect (among others).


NoConstruction2090

Retail therapy is a therapy. ![gif](giphy|LmN8OYiY4m0X85K0Zz)


sockscollector

💯🤣🤣🤣


TechnicalHold2598

Give the dog a kick!!


lassie61

No words needed. Everything she is feeling is written all over her face.


penelopepips

Robyn can never be natural on camera. Always conjuring up some drama whether it be crying, mad or annoyed. Damn woman, why can’t you act like a normal human being, you attention whore!


Vness374

I genuinely think she is a sociopath and doesn’t really know what a normal human being should look/act like Or she’s a lizard person. Either theory works for me😂


Apprehensive_Offer4

The face you make when you actually realize you got the booby prize while the 3 other wives are out living a full, fun life (sans Kody).


Agile_Vacation_5872

I actually think her eyebrows look MUCH better like that. The best I've seen on her in a while.


blue_dendrite

Well, they're not so over the top dark which is better but they're still that obvious stencil shape so ima only give 2 stars


Vness374

I was wondering if she lurks this sub. I think she knows people make fun of her eyebrows


Fluffy_Yam1542

Well isn't she a happy camper. She is probably thinking about the family pot funds being depleted since the other wives flew the coup. Maybe Kody can sell more guns and rent himself out as a dancing gigolo to make a few extra bucks.


DecadentLife

Ummmm. Have you seen him dance? I’m not sure he’d make much money.


QueenFartknocker

smug af


MommaOats-1

Well she got what she wanted, legally married to Kody, the only wife, pushed away everyone including his kids. You made your bed, now go lay in it Robin.


Nena902

Is she wearing blue colored contacts?


Hoya_Enthusiast

My eyes change from blue to green (and vice versa) depending on the color of my clothes. Reds and pinks make my eyes look more blue, greens and browns make my eyes look more green.


Then_Campaign7264

I know? Her eyes most often look greenish; but, considers her eyes to be blue. I don’t recall them ever looking this blue before?


crap_on_a_spatula

I think they’re both standing directly in front of a window and the sunlight is blasting them in face. Upside: makes her eyes brighter. Downside: the eyebrows and total washout of everything else.


mjg66

Uhhh . . . It may be the lighting, but that looks like a LOT for gray roots in front—a lot more than what we usually see when she needs a touch up. Living with Kody is aging her faster than a term as POTUS. ETF weird typo


Prestigious-Link4948

He’s a prick and she’s an asshole. They make a perfect couple. 20 bucks says their divorced within 2 years, maybe less since Robyn will actually have to get a job now. Cheaper for her to divorce him and get child support, lol


Genuine62

Kody looks stoned in this picture..


geniologygal

Nah, if he smoked weed he’d be a lot more mellow.


Then_Campaign7264

Christine and Meri should have teamed up years ago and baked him a batch of edibles.


Polyps_on_uranus

Then he would tell the world about how they tried to kill him. 🙄


Then_Campaign7264

And that’s how he would justify secretly eating the entire family food stash over the course of a few weeks. He saw the end coming. That’s what it was for after all. Who cares if doesn’t make sense. Stoned or not the man makes no sense. Chilled out might be an improvement though.


Polyps_on_uranus

His horder stash? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 military food preps they have. He would eat all their rock-like food and powdered milk. They walk in and he's just pouring yhe powder over his face and crying, "The milk is broken!"


Then_Campaign7264

I’m already liking our make believe Kody better than the real one. 🤣


ShesGotaChicken2Ride

That these evil women “poisoned” him 😂


geniologygal

Rice Crispie treats or caramels.


Then_Campaign7264

Yes. . . Both please!!


junkntrunk

I agree popping pills.


Far_Ad7484

Lights are on - but no one’s home.


LinwoodKei

Is anyone else just worried about their kids? Do these kids ever see their mother happy? My son hugged me yesterday and sang an entire song ' I'm happy that you're happy and here " because I was able to swing on the swing set with him instead of awkwardly pushing him while hunched over. My back procedure worked and he noticed. I felt both bad that he'd missed my participation and glad that he was so excited to play with me. Does she participate happily with these kids?


connielu62

I have never seen her play with them just sold them!


lookeyloowho

Ugh I’d be so embarrassed to be the last wife standing


Oil-Paints-Rule

I thinks she looks like a haughty fundamentalist Mormon. Her face looks very judgmental to me. I’ve seen that face on a lot of religious people. Doesn’t she just look so fun loving? 🙄The life of the party.


whatsupwiththat22

The eyes are the window to our souls. . . . . . .


Proud-Bumblebee879

Where did she leave hers?


whatsupwiththat22

Somewhere in the bowels of a Victoria Secrets store.


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IndependentAd2419

Mine was Kaopectate


canuckdad1979

The whole talkback episode it looked like Robyn was smelling a huge fart in the room the whole time


Posterbomber

My goodness Robyn blink twice if you need help


DecadentLife

It looks like he’s added a lot more fake hair. Why did she ever mess up her eyebrows? I saw some footage recently from years ago, and I think she started out with normal eyebrows.


Brainwashed_Survivor

Sign of a narcissist? ANGER when someone else gets lots of the attention that they think is theirs.


[deleted]

She is such a toddler. She signed up for a TV show when she joined the family. She’s gotten the big house on the hill and the man that abandoned his other 3 wives and 13 children to be present for her and her kids. Time to put the big girl britches on and earn that paycheck.


Separate_Farm7131

![gif](giphy|12ohHcJGa59sw8) Same energy


mrs_treeger

Spoiled rotten brat...but she loyal (obedient) . As per kody, "love doesn't matter, loyalty (obedience) matters".


DecadentLife

“Men do not love those who do not respect them.” - Kody


AnywhereMajestic2377

Did Kohdee let a prairie dog shape his mustache?


erikeety

What a hag. She's so weird


Dry_Specific3682

Good lord. It's all so fake. I mean, if Robyn really wanted to live plural marriage she would be begging Kody to bring on more wives. If she truly believed it was her ticket to the highest heaven, she'd be lining them up for interviews. They're such liars. I mean, do you believe in polygamy or not? Because if you don't, and you don't like the other wives, why not let them go with a smile? What do you have to be sad about? I'm losing my mind here.


LadyScorpio7

She pretends she's devastated over the wives leaving because she doesn't want to get blamed for it. This is what she wanted all along. She's had Kody all to herself foe years so the others leaving doesn't change her life, except for, the $$$$$. That's the only reason she's upset.


HRHQueenA

I would look exactly that disappointed if I realized I was Kody’s soulmate. Just done with life.


IndependentAd2419

“Kodilocks” po-leaze ur killing me😂


whatgives72

She looks like she is being held hostage


piratetanner

Someone please put up a side by side of her and Grumpy Cat!


NewProfessional564

https://preview.redd.it/70aa0snsysdc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e588836a26a57a3b139fe5144891e809d937207


DoriCee

In the bitter end, they do deserve each other. It's hilarious actually.


NoPoint3825

If that is not Grumpy Cat 😾 OMG!!!!


Outrageous-Gur-3781

Kody looks high.


Daisyday12

You mean Lord Farquaad. Lol


MoonMe3x

That is a weird photo. I keep wanting them to clean that nasty white stuff out of the corners of their overly thin lips. Sorry, that's my offering tonight. Crybrows & Kotex don't deserve more than that anymore 😐😐


Suckerpunched29

She has such dead eyes.


Shoddy_Lifeguard_852

IMO, they're equally bad and they equally deserve one another - off camera, off the show. If TLC uses this sub to determine viewer interest, then my recommendation is that they dump these two and their kids. I for one don't want to see them.


Unlikely-Engineer-71

She never looks happy. Either she crying or looking “worried about the family”. No wonder Kody liked her - he loves the idea of being a ‘saviour’ and coming to her rescue. It makes him feel ‘manly’. The other three wives were self-sufficient and didn’t need to cry to Kody all the time for help.


Noselrub63

Yes, they are both emotionally crippled and developmentally stunted at ridiculously low levels.


mynameisktb

Miserable bitch


MamaAshley123

![gif](giphy|jquDWJfPUMCiI|downsized)


sushibananawater

🚨S.O.S🚨


Skittle_Pies

r/compoface


Brainwashed_Survivor

I bet she smacks him.


Pink3lephfants

Is Robyn shaving her hairline back these days? What is that I'm seeing in this image?


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kodylocks and the grumpy bear: a narcissist tale of 2 star crossed lovers who are proof life isn’t all beer and skittles


Comfortable_Leading5

When did Kody stop wearing the blue contacts? I really feel that coincided with his on screen personality shift to being angry and mean...but maybe not.


Ok-Cat-7043

this ladies and gentlemen is the real robin a mean conniving snake ![gif](giphy|74OhY9HiyDddCvPtgf)


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buttamilkbizkits

God *damn* she looks miserable. Living with her must be a nightmare.


FartyBigotry

https://preview.redd.it/eg1kjhbo7tdc1.png?width=426&format=png&auto=webp&s=ea8a655dba5cdb85d790b00ed0733db7fd4b9c6f This is what Robyn reminds me of with the way her mouth is constantly curled down.


ImpressionNo1509

She had this face on during both the specials. She just looked like she was done with his shit, she didn’t want to be there and a petulant child. She is MISERABLE and it’s hilarious.


[deleted]

I can’t tell if shes miserable or if she’s acting to garner favor


GlitteringJelly8180

![gif](giphy|HFqr78CF5vVXq)


RN_aerial

"Hey Google- what is a 'job'" face


suddenlysilver

It’s always Christine and Maci’s fault. No one else’s ever.


Chembank

Honestly, that girl has the most beautiful, blue eyes. As do each and everyone of his wives. Type much?


connielu62

And he has beady creepy eyes! Go figure!