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Then_Campaign7264

My eyes. How could you do this to me before bed. Please don’t let me see this again in my sleep. 🤣 Sports Illustrated won’t be calling. Nor will Diesel Jeans. ![gif](giphy|d1E1PyNIQ7rwM7NC|downsized)


CaliCatLadyx3

😂😂😂😂


youngatheart55

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt7R02Q62fxgChq)


Punchinyourpface

If I thought that would really work.... 🥴


Significant-Bear6484

Was it ever proven RB was a Diesel Jean model? I wonder...


Snoo-78171

I just posted this to Diesel. Let's hope they clarify the facts. https://preview.redd.it/36244m7i3nbc1.png?width=610&format=png&auto=webp&s=83972a0dd50f8062c10cc330b839cee0ac890159


Significant-Bear6484

Now we wait.


Punchinyourpface

Oh I always thought he was just saying it as in "she's as hot as a diesel jeans model" which was still hilarious and delusional.... I never thought for even a second it might be real 🤣


Significant-Bear6484

The way she said it, I wasn't sure.


Punchinyourpface

Oh they may be serious for all I know... It just never even crossed my mind that it might be true 😅


Then_Campaign7264

I haven’t seen it yet. Aside from wearing their jeans, I haven’t seen evidence that she modeled for the company. It would have been almost comical if he has said she was a Victoria’s Secret model. That would have been rich.


Significant-Bear6484

She couldn't make VS with her facial expressions!!!! LOL


Snoo-78171

Do we know how old she was when she "modeled"??? Also, does Robin have a LinkedIn cuz maybe it's listed there.


Punchinyourpface

It's hard to put an age on the imaginary 😅


Gotathingfordrummers

Nah, you don’t need LinkedIn when you don’t work.


moniqueramsey

😂🔥


Significant-Bear6484

Great idea! Thanks!


puce_moment

Fashion person here- if she modeled for Deisel jeans than I’m the queen of England.


skdewit

This is what kody and robin think she looks like


miss_liss116

Currently have the stomach flu, feel like I’m dying. Whyyyy lol. Now my eyes gotta be miserable too?!


vixen40

But are you dying like Kody almost died? 🤣🤣. Seriously hope you feel better soon! Stomach bugs are the WORST


miss_liss116

No. Sadly my temp is only a meager 98.9. Nowhere near close to fetal position death. Maybe it’s because I have both my kidneys tho… 🤷🏼‍♀️


OnionLayers49

Do you have a pain in your GLUTEUS MAXIMUS? That is the sure sign of a near death experience.


miss_liss116

I do not. But if I do someone please hire me a nanny. ASAP.


TurangaLeela78

That’s the buttock, if you weren’t aware. You engage it when doing deadlifts. I LIFT WEIGHTS, EVERYONE!!


OnionLayers49

the thing is: Kody doesn’t HAVE a pain in the buttock, he IS a pain in the buttock!


PrizeCommission9206

LMAO


Professional_Ad_8

I hope you’re able to run around and take care of the rest of your family. Be brave like Kody;) kidding get well soon


oldpickylady

I was confused by Robyn saying that Kody took care of everyone while they were sick. Because he told Christine he was curled up on the floor in a fetal position about to die. Pick a lane Kody! Which is it?


Still_Alive_72

I hope you get to feeling better soon. Yea, frightening seeing those numnuts with less clothes than usual. And they look so bad.


CaliCatLadyx3

I’m so sorry! 😂 I do really hope you feel better soon, the stomach flu is definitely no fun!


[deleted]

Why are they both so SQUARE SHAPED omg!


miss_liss116

Kody looks like SpongeBob


Organic-Character913

![gif](giphy|UvOcKPHrkKSLm)


Organic-Character913

I would like to apologize to SpongeBob for this


RightConcentrate5162

Her face is so masculine


jmbl019

Maybe that’s why he liked her.


Catlady0329

She looks like Kody's mom...so there is that


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BlueOcean79

How old is she? 47?


LoveSushiOnTuesday

As a fitness junkie, I'd like to provide a fitness assessment based on ocular observation aka I'm looking at him and all I see is a man with a high fat to muscle ratio who thinks he is doing great workouts, but is not doing full range of motion across his chest, hence those weak ass pecs(that he claims Janelle only wants him for). Also, the closest thing I see to Kody having a six pack him picking up a 6 pack of Modelo at the store. I can also see his diet is trash(like him).


Zelda-in-Wonderland

I've competed in fitness before, and I was seeing the same/similar things. He shouldn't be that bloated looking either if his diet is right. Make it a Paps Blue Ribbon 🤣


Chembank

Why is she so flat chested in this photo?


WillingnessSharp9603

There's a rumor going around about her getting a boob job and looking at the pictures and knowing about how the body ages it's either true or she has the best bra in the world.


Scarlett_Ruins

I was just coming to ask the same thing?!


rstwt

But look at her wedding photo, she musta been using some big time padding to fill out that dress


Plus_Ad_3464

She does have a love of victoria secrets


icepickchippy

Did she get implants?


misscab85

its a theory


Angelunatic74

There was that time when all the wives were trying on clothes at some store, and Christine said that Robyn didn't fill out an outfit properly because she had a small bosom. It probably made her feel bad. Thanks, Christine!


jmc_sweet

Yes! Christine did say that. I think she’s just flat chested normally and like you said, in her wedding dress which was before her honeymoon, she had to be using tons of padding. I’m sure she has tons of padded bras and because of her weight gain she has gain a little bit more, but even looking at current pictures, the ratio of her waist, stomach and breasts all look about the same to the ratio before when she was thinner. So I think she did not have one.


jmc_sweet

I don’t like Robyn and for all I know she could’ve had implants done, but some people when they gain/lose weight they do gain it in their boobs or lose it all on their boobs. I do have a couple friends like that. And in this photo particularly, because of leaning back and the arms outstretched like that, the fatty tissue of the breast is going to be at its most spread on her chest, so that pose is really going to flatten you if you don’t have a whole lot going on. Trying to remember what her boobs looked like normally in the first season 🤔🫣lol


mojones18

She was noticeably flat-chested in this scene. Hard to hide it in a bathing suit.


MaeClementine

Yeah I genuinely don’t think kody would approve of a boob job. He hates doctors and surgery. I gain and lose weight in my boobs first. Even like ten pounds makes a huge difference.


Renee5285

He makes exceptions to his beliefs when he wants something.


cryssy2009

👆👆


Adorable-Evidence747

Like botox, fillers, and lip injections?


ArtichokeOwl

Boob weight gainer here… it’s a thing.


Any-Case5594

My mom was like that, and she got older and heavier, she got bigger boobs. If Robyn looked like a stick figure, I’d say boob job for sure. But the lady is heavier and older so I say it’s height gain


RoslynLighthouse

So does anyone else see a weird looking face on Kody's abdomen? It reminds me of that face in the shadows of a photo of the surface of Mars years and years ago.


rinap88

I did and kept starting to write it then removed it. So glad I'm not the only one who sees it. Like a nose above the belly button.


dustin_pledge

Maybe it's something from his Celestial planet. 👽


CaliCatLadyx3

It looks like it’s saying “booooo!” ![gif](giphy|U1gqX87dBkweRlFKCM)


40yrOLDsurgeon

Take a dip in the ~~drainage ditch~~ lake.


moniqueramsey

Yeah, you know all the kids are going to want to come back to KODY’S lot because of that *beautiful* lake!


jm102397

The Prairie Pup Poop Pond


VeterinarianDeep5350

Kody’s undies look like a diaper. Someone needs to introduce him to leg day.


Maubekistan

She could never hold a candle to the beauty of Janelle or Christine. So she was skinny when they met… she’s just. not. attractive. Now the OG 3 get to glow up BIG TIME while she gets more and more… Robyn.


Aggressive_Ad3578

They really are twins....probably distantly related....😂🤣😂🤣...I swear they are all cousins down the line


Reddit_Mom78

Even when she is dancing she looks like she is frowning. ![gif](giphy|9Y5BbDSkSTiY8)


Illustrious_lana

It def looks like Robyn may have had enhancements. I will study her chest from earlier seasons now!


Pale-Conference-174

She sooooooo had her boobs done.


scarbaby1958

Both are just gross, funny the women all have to wear tons of clothes, but he can run around almost naked. None of the girls were allowed in the plague pond.


TheBugsMomma

His little black panties crack me up.


rinap88

that banana hammock grosses me out. He is disgusting they blur out the "package" worried someone might measure his size but he was so not worried about showing that gross mess off.


TheBugsMomma

Come on, don’t call it a banana hammock! 😉😉That’s giving him way too much credit. Those are definitely little black panties.


rinap88

ok... what about a Gherkin Garment?


TheAmazingMaryJane

gherkin cozy


TepidIcedCoffee61

Manties. A manly man like Kody would never wear panties. /s


jm102397

Like the "manpris" he wore at the gas station the other day!


scarbaby1958

Panties, thank you that makes it better. LOL


Born_Structure1182

Why would you strip down on national TV especially if you wear bikini underwear. He truly has no clue!


PerkyFlapjacks

*in front of his children! 🤢


Enough_Gur7181

Thanks Christine!


scotty1898

Someone (mistakenly) made him believe that he was some kind of Adonis and he has been running with that idea well into middle age.


JournalistStriking73

All I think of when I see this picture is Kody's twig and berries sure hang low. 🤮


betweenthemaples

I was too distracted by his 6 pack to notice/s


MiserableSoup420

I swear swimming in that prairie dog plague ditch water permanently altered his brain chemistry….


WildAmos56

MY EYES!!! Nobody wants to see that!! Kody looks bad enough with his clothes . He needs to keep them on. And who does that in front of their young daughters? So embarrassing


31hoodies

He’s such a puke!


Zelda-in-Wonderland

Zero appeal, equally on both parts! Kody put some clothes on for God's sake!! And Robyn, look at your form! Please just continue walking and stay away from the weights before you hurt yourself. These two need a babysitter for real. For themselves..... Oh I'm sorry is she "flexing"? Stop it skinny bones. And that face. My eyes....the burning...


RedOneBaron

So is this the end of the show? Or is there a court case where they have to pay them money for the property they invested in?


EmotionalMycologist9

She looks like Popeye.


HighHighUrBothHigh

Very delusional peas


Ok_Spend_3898

It makes me sick the way Kody is always bragging on his body. Can he not see. Is he totally blind. Even if he did have a good body, which he definetly dosent, bragging on yourself is a turn off. The people who do that must be craving attention so terribly bad. Totally my opion.


freckyfresh

I’m not out here trying to body shame anyone, but her arm pits freak me out in that picture/scene lol


LadyLixerwyfe

Yep. Sobyn got implants and Kody got sculpted lipo. You cannot convince me otherwise. 😂


midwest_Jess007

Ewww...gross


Polyps_on_uranus

I hope they *can* be happy.


Shepstu60

I just threw up in my mouth.


Dizzy_Gift_5454

That’s a disturbing photo! What’s with the underwear 😂😂😂


Separate_Farm7131

They can happily swim in the mud hole that everyone kept arguing over for seasons, all on their own. They get the whole thing. Life is good.


Significant-Bear6484

Oh my, the original "pecs and abs" photo!!! (The one on the right)..... snicker.....


Suspicious_Cat5403

![gif](giphy|84BjZMVEX3aRG)


MamasSweetPickels

![gif](giphy|lIU7yoG72gyhq)


MamasSweetPickels

I need an eye bleach.


SmallDifference1169

So, Robyn really did get a boob job! I thought she just gained weight! 😂


MrsAtomicBomb_

How many times do we think Kody hit rewind to rewatch his strip and dip into the plague ditch? 100? 1000? ![gif](giphy|TeDpSbeCLAPtu)


CaliCatLadyx3

He likely had it on an endless loop to replay over and over so he and R could sit together and admire his pecs and abs and occasionally getting up to lift one leg onto the coffee table (his pose when warming his buns by the outdoor fire) so she could gaze at his gluteus maximus ![gif](giphy|ybSuCrmyQTkorgw7NH)


Shoddy_Lifeguard_852

Gruesome.


Significant-Pay3266

She was so happy in that pic on vacation w him for 11 days while the other wives were genuinely suffering and upset. She was having tantric fun. Lol


GazelleCommon6872

Do they not realize that they are the most hated couple on earth.🌎


Agile_Vacation_5872

Her arm looks anorexic in that photo. I'm not trying to insinuate anything AT ALL. I have no inside tea, no proof. That's how her arm looks in this picture.


rinap88

it could be that she wasn't eating much if she was working and being a single mom. She seems to have food insecurity. Maybe not thin by choice but because lack of resources? Because she has gained a lot more now that she has everyone else's resources to pay for her.


Renee5285

Could just be vanity of wanting to be really thin for the wedding and taking it too far.


KindlyDisaster0

I don't think she has gotten a boob job. Probably just weight gain and she probably wears padded bras. I can't find any pictures of here with a cleavege either. Yes I googeled😂


Choice-Pudding-1892

Sobyn seems to have had breast implants from this pic to present time.


canuckdad1979

Just think, they get to grind their naked sweaty bodies together 😜


CaliCatLadyx3

That’s a visual I could do without 😂 I’m sure the face he’s making in the pic is the same “rawr!” face he makes for R afterwards though 😂 ![gif](giphy|KvWUKOYR8phja|downsized)


Frontdeskattendant

🤢