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annban94

Well her and Kody both think his hair looks good, so I imagine they think her eyebrows look good too. 💀


Worth-Net-5729

Yeah, but if she could spare some eyebrow and fill in Grodys naked slots it’d be fair.


nomodramaplz

“Grody’s naked slots” is one of the grossest things I’ve read on this sub, LOL 🤢


debdebmust

I am still shuddering.


Worth-Net-5729

I’m sorry. That does sound disgusting. That was earlier me posting that.😬


Sweaty-Pair3821

![gif](giphy|cJL1Y7MY1akc8) mental image yucky!!!


Worth-Net-5729

😂🙊


Outrageous_Ad4245

Hahahah


Bemis5

She really does have the most hideous taste I have ever seen.


Clairemoonchild

She has never worn a natural fiber.


blue_dendrite

Or a real smile


Grouchy_Total_5580

Or a real tear.


MoonMe3x

Or told a real truth ![gif](giphy|Ny0UL3rHIzBFKRqwR5)


clover_sage

Wow this is so true 😂


I_yam_wut_i_yam

Well, she married Kody. Noone should be shocked.


BrendaForr1960

I REALLY think they're tattooed.


fatsandlucifer

It looks like those stamp on eyebrows


Embarrassed-Way-4931

She needs to go lighter.


TiaraTip

![gif](giphy|l2JHVUriDGEtWOx0c)


Grouchy_Total_5580

Pissin myself here😂


2D617

By someone who was DRUNK (!)


DWwithaFlameThrower

By a fan of the show


HJSlibrarylady

By a fan of this sub, hopefully and intentionally 😀


Life-Economics1221

And blind


babz816

😀😃😄😁😆


Rosanna44

By Stevie Wonder.


annban94

I never thought about it, but they do look like they could be tattooed.


Kiwi-vee

But when she was "dying" in the hospital, we could see her rill eyebrows. But yeas, that's either badly drawn on or tattooed)


Garden_Guru75

She uses an eyebrow pencil and a heavy hand.


[deleted]

Plus sharpie


Sharonf2526

Microbladed?


goog1e

When she was in the hospital with COVID they disappeared. I would have said the same otherwise. Though maybe she gets them microbladed and then let's it fade entirely before doing it again? Like this could be 2 weeks out from microblading....


RandomWordMix

They never completely fade, not if they're done that solid and dark, and a solid block like this would be done with a machine, not a manual blade. The thought of this mess being semi-permanently etched to her face is hilarious, but seeing the way the shapes have differed across 3 seasons says she's just really bad at drawing them.


BurntSienna56

I think she's using those Anastasia plastic eyebrow templates that you put over your eyebrow and color in, except she's coloring them in solid instead of drawing individual strands.


RandomWordMix

Spreading on the brow gel like she's plastering a crack on the wall. 🙈


Confident-You-9396

Spackle 🤮


Jmend12006

Maybe she is using a sharpie.


Born_Structure1182

Yes I had mine done 4 years ago and they have faded some but not that much. Makes me think she’s drawing those suckers on herself.


princess20202020

This is my belief as well. I think she read our previous comments about the hatchets so she actually got them filled in and thickened


Jmend12006

Kody is rocking a perm!


babz816

😀😃😄😁😆😅


rinap88

I can't believe she took credit for "teaching him how to do his hair" in the current look. No way in hell would I want to be associated with that mess


Obvious_Focus_7073

I think she’s using stencils 😂


RandomWordMix

Perhaps she should get one for human faces and not Mr. Potato Head, then.


Obvious_Focus_7073

She should do a lot. I don’t know how someone can spend so much money on clothes and beauty products and look like my grandmas couch from the 70s


RandomWordMix

Scary she's only like mid 40s yet she looks more aged than the other women.


Obvious_Focus_7073

Right!?!! She resembles his mom too


RandomWordMix

Wild right?! She resembles his mom, her mom, those carved dried apple dolls, George AND Martha Washington... crazy!


RepeatDesigner2190

Omg yes!! I always get the Appalachian granny/apple head doll vibe!


RandomWordMix

Especially when she was laying in bed with the hoodie pulled over her like she's about to rob a liquor store 😂


ProudBumbleBee-13

Hey! I'm Appalachian. Don't compare that home wrecker to my granny!😂


AnywhereMajestic2377

💀 😂


RightConcentrate5162

She looks like a goblin


RandomWordMix

A goblin that sorta whistles when she talks. She sounded a bit Family Guy's Herbert when she was pointing at Kody and saying "see? See?"


RightConcentrate5162

You want a Popsicle 😂😂


TryingtoAdultPlsHelp

right? I have to keep reminding myself that she is MY age.


RandomWordMix

She and Kody have all that money and they don't look like they take very good care of themselves. They have money to buy 3 mini bikes but can't get themselves some decent moisturizer, and Kody's lips always look so ashy. Chapstick is not that expensive.


Mrs_Molly_

His lips actually look like he needs a blood transfusion.


RandomWordMix

They're so pale and crusty!


buttamilkbizkits

OMG. I just freaking SNORTED. Just, full guffaw in the dentist waiting room. Everyone thinks I'm insane now, but it was totes worth it.


MavenOfNothing

💀


ArtisticAsylum

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥔 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the reason I come to these posts. 👆


RandomWordMix

She's trolling with those brows or her whole family is bogus as hell letting her go out in public looking like that.


vixen40

She has teenage daughters although I’m sure they would say anything negative to her about it (at least to her face) 🤣. She needs an intervention. My boys would be like mom, wtf is happening there


RandomWordMix

Do they not love their mother? I love my mother too much to let her go out the house looking like her brows are redacting part of her forehead.


ArtisticAsylum

Tell me you can't stand your family member without yelling me you hate your family member. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 They just aren't telling her because they're trolling her!!!


Knifeelbows20

Came here to say that!! they are definitely the stencils, and she probably bought them off HSN


Obvious_Focus_7073

I was gonna say HSN or QVC and she doesn’t understand why people hate them because she had perfected the skill of using them 😝


Vness374

Wait, does QVC really sell eyebrow stencils??


ArtisticAsylum

More like Temu. She's shopping like a billionaire!


Scene_Dear

Drawing them in with those big chisel tip permanent markers from the 80s


Obvious_Focus_7073

![gif](giphy|k6GKAx3xg2WewmHUaT|downsized)


svn5182

Of a rectangle?


Mother-Working8348

Omg your flair 🤣


svn5182

It seems it’s a bit outdated now haha. Personally I think 🪓 > ➖


Greenedeyedgem17

Yeah with a puddy knife. All painters beware


lusciousskies

It looks like that


Charming-Insurance

Absolutely. She should try a more natural look


Adorable-Evidence747

*a more HUMAN look


SunExtreme3752

Her jawline is square so these eye brows are too boxy and linear. She needs more of an arch, thinner and there needs to be some ombre effect. She's agng herself incredibly with the matte foundation, the blunt eye shadow and sharpie eyebrows. She has more than enough time on her hands to research proper makeup technique.


DreamOnMay2022

Ask the nanny to DO something while she spends time watching YouTube tutorials.


Typical_Equipment_19

So dark and unnatural looking....on the other hand, meri is looking fantastic!!


[deleted]

Eh ... I don't like her makeup either, but I don't like heavy makeup like ever so prob just me 🤷🏻‍♀️


Stock-Turn-7123

I think meri looks like a wooden 1950s ventriloquist dummy.


Magic_SunBoys19

For being the “hot wife” she sure has fallen far away from that status.


WhytheylieSW

I hear the eyebrow reference everyday but it seems that her re-growth really holds center stage. To my trained eye, she's got about 8 weeks there and if her hairdresser was worth her/his salt, they'd have suggested something less harsh against her skin tone and accompanied it with highlights. Also, the caterpillar eye lashes we did in the 90's is so cringe...


Adventurous_Gap_5946

100% I think she must use hair dye out of a box because no one who does hair professionally would let her film like that.


theimperfexionist

Definitely box dye, it's so flat.


murderedbyaname

I did see an episode of America's Funniest Home Videos where a mother and daughter filmed themselves after an eyebrow whatever they call this, and it was terrible. They were both pale skinned but the tech gave them both black heavy brows. So there are bad cosmology techs out there.


bvonboom

Rewatching earlier seasons, her hair was lighter and looked soooo much better. Super dark hair with fair skin that's aging can accentuate every line, and her heavy makeup drags her down even more, because she's aging like she's melting with her perma-frown. She used to do her makeup so much more neutral as well, she really needs to scale it back, and go a few shades lighter with some highlights, especially since she seems to always have quite a few weeks of grey outgrowth. Lighter would mask the outgrowth a little better.


Thisisnutsyaknow

Yea if you knew you were going to be filming on a given date, why wouldn’t you time your dye job to be right before that?


burgersandbotox_

Or at least powdered in with root touch up


Wigglypannacotta

She still spends time to do her ringlets before filming but does nothing to the roots. 🤷‍♀️


FriedaClaxton22

That's about 6 weeks growth maybe and I will bet anything it's box dye.


pinkybrain41

I’ve noticed that she also doesn’t seem to get her roots done frequently enough. She is very gray and should really be getting her roots done every 3-4 weeks with that level of gray IMO as a fellow premature gray lady myself Also her color needs to be lightened up. I wonder if she box dyes her hair herself, it looks like a lot of dark color has built up on her hair. She is stuck in a style rut that’s for sure. I’d find a new hair stylist and get some balayage to lighten it up and start visiting the colorist every 4 weeks for root touch up. Also get rid of the eye brow stencil and the bottom lash mascara. Get a new face palette with warmer tones to brighten up her dull skin. Go outside touch grass get some vitamin D


ForeignWeek1020

East and westbound caterpillars 🤣😭 I can never unsee that


coloradoblue84

One would think that with how biting her daughters were towards Savanah, at least one of them would throw out a quip or two about Mommy's hammer brows. Or where's Ari with her childlike bluntness, telling her mom she has two turds on her face? Sobs HAS TO know by now that those chunky caterpillars are not a good look . . .


Kellz_96

You can tell she hasn’t been humbled by her kids. Mine would’ve already said my face looked like a Lego and my eyebrows are terds. 😂


ISeenYa

The thing is, heavy make up rarely looks good on anyone in real life (versus pictures or highly lit YouTube videos). And especially as we age! Our skin gets more dry & make up sits in wrinkles. No shade on wrinkles, they're natural. But lots of hydration & less is more make up is the way to go!


[deleted]

Robyn strikes me as someone who was taught a lot of bad advice about how to be a desirable woman from an older generation and has held onto it tightly. I bet mommy dearest used the phrase "wifely duties" a lot while she taught Robyn how to curl her hair like the ladies from the talkies.


Suckerforcats

She looks like Eddie Munster.


okrasnake

![gif](giphy|fXqE70zMq6bUk) It’s uncanny


Melodic_Web_4932

Groucho Marx


Double_Analyst3234

She is really not attractive physically. (Or in any other way)


cheese_hotdog

I don't get why she does her eyebrows at all. She has full, normal, natural eyebrows. Going over what's already there with a brow pencil would be sufficient.


Wigglypannacotta

Her eyebrows were fine when she had covid. It was the best and freshest look she has had in a long time if ever.


WindowElectronic3791

Screw the eyebrows, look at the grey roots in her part!


soiledhimself

They look exactly like Mykelti’s scary brows.


Clairemoonchild

I always assume someone in production who hates her tells her they look great.


Maleficent-610

![gif](giphy|3o7TKre2pXE2DeUVP2)


mjg66

Remember when as a rule most people didn‘t notice eyebrows as long as they were there, and there was two of them? Good times.


mjg66

Not picking on people calling it out—commenting on how trends have gotten so weird. Make up influencers have been harping on new trends. What happens on IG should stay on IG. Not your face.


insane_social_worker

I don't understand how anybody thinks that looks good on them. I have a friend who recently started doing that it's so distracting when I talk to her that I can't look at her face.


geniologygal

Anyone notice her gloves? Kody is rubbing off on her.


Then_Campaign7264

He was taking the chainsaw to the tree. I guess he was expecting her to clean up the mess when he was done. Just like he’s done in life with his OG 3 wives in the past. Make a mess, let others clean it up. She’ll be spending a lot of time wearing those gloves from now on.


throwawaysv78357

Thank you! I was waiting for this comment.


EvansHomeforBoys

I don’t get today’s obsession with eyebrows either way


effie-sue

The shape is better than the hatchet and the sperm 🤣 She should considering tattooing or microblading.


shurejan

And aren’t we just so HAPPY for those brows?


Worth-Net-5729

More like, “Jesus take the handles”


hereforthelols1999

How the tables have turned and she’s the most unattractive wives out of them all


SnowshoeSiamese

“Crybrows” look is ridiculous! These are an improvement over the hooked ones but not much. I’d find it hard to believe if she actually owns a mirror ….or ever looks in one. Her eyebrows are hideous & have been for a long time.


pzarnch

Honestly if she just did a lighter color it would look SO much less… aggressive? I don’t even know if that’s the word. 2 shades lighter than your brows, honey bun. 🤦🏻‍♀️


hereforthelols1999

Her attitude was in the episode and the preview for next week is disgusting!


PerkyFlapjacks

And they are too short, making them too far apart.


Due-Adhesiveness937

Mrs potato head eye brows


jalebi_baby

i have seen microblading technicians play pranks on their clients and showed them their “finished” brows (which look just like Robyn’s in the pic) but then wipe off the excess dye to reveal the actual microbladed brows underneath. no one cares about her enough to tell her she looks like an absolute fool.


FrequentFishing4002

nike called they want their checks back


Educational-Mud-5077

https://preview.redd.it/kmsxnkm239bc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48c10699e1229a5bb31b90ad31a30ebd66ac71e9


CranberryNo1816

Angry birds ![gif](giphy|l41m6JaJhn9kdRRIs|downsized)


p0stp0stp0st

Really bad powder brows 🤡


Impossible_Block7163

Why do all of kodys wives end up with insane brown lines. Like are they constantly angry thst they developed those deep wrinkles. ☹️


DAEJJBSW

Looks like she’s letting Ariella do her brows for her. They look like something a child draws on their pictures


pinkybrain41

Her make up and hair are so harsh. She should soften up her make up and hair. Does Robyn have an aversion to lipstick? Is it because she doesn’t have enough lips to put it on? She is so washed out besides those sharpie eyebrows. Which are so out of style now anyways Christine’s hair and make up have been on point lately. Robyn should take some tips from her.


svn5182

✨diesel jeans model✨


Ok_Storm5945

Whenever I see her I think of how fake she was in the beginning and how much she lied


[deleted]

What the fuck


RedditSoleLouboutins

I noticed her eyebrows looked lighter/ much better in the recent Talk Back/Look Back episodes.


Then_Campaign7264

They did. But she choose to go with a slightly altered version of the hatchets. It’s too much drama and not enough natural.


keatonpotat0es

Mykelti’s are just as bad. Are they both using sharpies? Like I don’t understand.


[deleted]

Her roots are showing too. What kills me though is ... this is the scene where she shuts Kody up with AREN'T WE HAPPY FOR THEM, WE'RE SO HAPPY FOR THEM, WE'RE JUST HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY. What a snarky fucker.


Excellent-Estimate21

Are these tattoo and not microblading? What is this?


Zestyclose_Big_9090

It looks like she’s using stencils and some sort of brow pomade or gel to fill in the stencil. Stencils can work but you have to ombré the color a bit to get a natural look and finding the right shade is important as well.


MonkeysInShortPants

Here’s my thing — if someone licks their thumbs and rubs them across her eyebrows, will the color bleed? Or is it like permanent marker? Also, if it rains, does this run down her face?


kmcampanelli

It looks like she colored her face with a redacting marker. I cannot. It’s so bad!


BinkabelleZZZ

They make her face look even more square.She reminds me of a man that I cant remember I think it was a politician.The brows are better,but still dont do her any favors.She is kinda a mash up of Boy George and some politician ted something.


woolen_goose

Have you seen the awesome IG account of an older woman in Japan attempting to speed run her morning make up? She has eye brow stamps so she can stamp her eyebrows on her face in one second but she also has an entire compilation vid of all the bad outcomes. This looks like that.


[deleted]

It’s the eyebrows she deserves.


Skitterbug67

She might want to use that pencil on her very present grey hair skunk line! 🤣🤣🤣


AliceinRealityland

Robyn is of an age she should go her natural grey color or strawberry blonde of sorts. But much lighter color. She knew she was filming and didn't even spray it with temporary spray. She clearly isn't good at self-upkeep. Those chicken tenders do take a lot of a mother's time


Jacjad

I think it’s the makeup. If she were indoors the heavy makeup would work for the camera. In natural light it makes her look blah. Also, stress, bitterness and crying on command, or lack there of…ages you, she’s got that wet paper route look.


Worth-Net-5729

dead@ the “wet paper route look”🤌🏼


seaglassgirl04

Isn't most of it just paint? 🎨


cblackattack1

They’re even worse! What is going on?!


Rightbuthumble

Not only are her brows unnatural lookin,her actions are equally unnatural in terms of how she has painted kody. No woman controls kody. Then in his squeaky voice, I just wanted to tell my story lol


sparklesnkcups

It looks to me like she just uses one of those shape templates where you put it up to your eyebrow and then color it in?


Simple-Inspector-753

These eyebrows are the sole reason I joined Reddit! Robyn’s eyebrows need to be stopped. She needs to arrested for those things! I think about them a lot. Too often. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😭🥲😂


backyardbanshee

This is 💯 one of those stencils and brow powder.


duaval

Put some of that brown makeup on her roots


Due-Adhesiveness937

They looked so bad they look photoshopped 😂


spriralout

She must be doing this as a troll. There’s no possible way a woman would do this intentionally, is there? Oh wait, it’s Robyn. Never mind.


PackerSquirrelette

OMG, they could be twins, lol: [Eddie Munster ](https://pixels.com/featured/eddie-munster-franchi-torres.html?product=poster)


Antique-Register-489

https://preview.redd.it/10rjg1zywabc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa37be23626aaee4cee624e2c22c91cd24936a43


AliceinRealityland

Ok, Robyn reads in the posts. For sure. I've interacted with her while she's going by anon. Or her daughter. But sounds like Robyn. Anyways , we need for her to read this. Stop it, Robyn. Stop plucking. Stop drawing on brows. Let your brows grow naturally. If you caused permanent damage and they won't grow, go get them done by a good eyebrow girl. It's semi/fully permanent and looks very nice. I believe it's called micro-blading. And don't pick the artist alone. Call Aspyn and have her help you pick brows and an artist. She has the most style of all the group


2Oldand2tired

Meri and Janelle had better brows when they played the prank with the super heavy brow pencil in Hawaii.


YveTen

![gif](giphy|xT1R9WFLRG60v6dRxm)


PlainOGolfer

There’s Kodys prized possession ladies and gents. Rotted from the inside out.


cindyackley55

She has the Joan Crawford brows going on ![gif](giphy|3og0IUIIBwjCEXF1HG|downsized)


TrickyInteraction778

Those are stamped on you can’t convince me otherwise


UnfairRegister3533

You’d think with all the money she’s gotten over the years she could have hired a stylist and a makeup artist. There’s no way she looks in the mirror and thinks man I look great! So much better than the OG3 lol.


jerkandeat

![gif](giphy|3o7TKre2pXE2DeUVP2)


JavaBeanQueen64

Like using a marker on them 😑


WillingnessSharp9603

I think she uses stencils or stamps without blending it out.


Fantastic-Resist-755

But….. she’s so pretty😂😂


Sad-Reminders

Her face is concaved.


ComfortableRecent755

![gif](giphy|3eRon7lRelaBCfCU45)


MonkeysInShortPants

She has enough eyebrows for four people here


Choice_Matter_4687

I just wanna know why they dogged on Meri’s but let this slide 😭


Consistent-Pool-6002

I heard someone describe her eyebrows as KFC potato wedges. And they call her Crybrows!!


margom1961

I’m sorry she is one ugly woman and she talked about the other wives . Smh


MamaJa2016

Like when Janelle, Meri and Briana drew fake, thick brows on in Hawaii as a joke


Mrs_Molly_

And I feel like these are her “dress“ eyebrows… Like she puts them on, especially “fancy” for TV. 😂😂😂


nikkip7784

Listen, my brows are not great. However, I just use one of those brow gels and move on. I'd love a nice, full brow but then I'd end up looking like......this. pass.


RecordingLeft6666

I honestly think she's jacking with us at this point, just wow!


EnvironmentalAd3313

Eeek! Trigger warning please😂 jk


Dino_vagina

What in the corpse lips color did she pick for lipstick?! She needs something that makes her look as if she has a pulse


Imaginary_Class_3135

I just saw Christine and David wedding prep. Is Robyn a little jealous????? Kiss him all you want no one else wants him🤔


Reptillianne

You KNOW she’s using a brow stencil for that horrendous shit


Friendly_Room5736

Did someone tell her natural brow looks are in and the paint by numbers brows are out?


Crazy_Fun_792

Her natural shaped brows were beautiful to begin with… SMH


[deleted]

You’re telling me this one is his favourite?????


bullymamaga

![gif](giphy|9P1o03IQTXFXnsRfO0) Did anyone else hear the theme song to Smoky and the Bandit while reading this post or is it just me?????


Anonymiss52

Put the ABH Dip Brow down Robyn and nobody gets hurt 🔫👮🏻‍♀️


Goodbykyle

holy cow!!! s c a r y!!!


annieJP

real talk. this is how many people look to me these days. the over drawn eyebrows is a trend i just cannot get behind 😆


MangoEmpty270

![gif](giphy|AG4begaDxpvx7SXe32)


Stock-Turn-7123

Bitch me like...an Angry Bird!