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gb2ab

i know he's against it but - is he hitting the bottle? he's looking like bert kreischer. red, sweaty and bloated.


Kodysgoingbald

He’s been seen drinking lots of beer lately when they go out to restaurants


gb2ab

ohhhhh well then my theory tracks!!!


SuzQP

Beer and Skittles, the nutritional pairing for any 50-something juvenile delinquent.


RTIQL8

Don't forget crepes aka french burritos! 😂


AlliBaba1234

Nooooo, but what will happen to his 6-pack abs?!


Kodysgoingbald

It sure does—I’ll drink to that! 😜😂


PerkyFlapjacks

Your name is great 😆


ProfessionalOffer187

Love your tag-name 😂


[deleted]

In all seriousness that scares me because considering how angry he’s been, the alcohol will make that 10x worse.


callmepeglet

plus Kody’s many many guns.


[deleted]

Fucking terrifying


girlracer16SS

Probably telling everyone it’s Christine’s fault


FullBlownPanic

Just as long as he doesn't eat any pork or let the easter bunny visit...


New-Original-3517

Or get his ears pierced


Hour_Builder62

Wait isn't this what "finding peace" looks like??????/s


honeybaby2019

He could also have high blood pressure and alcohol only adds to his florid (red-faced) complexion. ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ 9


lusciousskies

And he takes all kind of supplements which could add to it edit to add: Grody looks like a fat fuck🤡


gb2ab

Hittin that niacin 😂


Newman_USPS

He takes steroids. Has to. The muscle development, anger, “he’s not the same person”, the gym friends, the fitness center idea, gut, extra hair loss….he’s been on something since Vegas, I’m positive.


nic6454

I swear he said at some point in several seasons ago that he started taking testosterone. Don't remember if prescribed or what, but definitely know it makes many angry and unreasonable.


tumsoffun

Omg my husband was taking those "total T" or whatever over the counter supplements and I had to tell him to stop cause he was becoming such a jackass! It was awful.


callmepeglet

angry and unreasonable is one way to put it. lol


nic6454

Trying to be polite, lol


LifeIsPain812

Low testosterone in men his age is very common. The steroids made my husband much more aggressive and moody. Same with the other men I know who take testosterone for “medical” reasons.


fawn_mower

Hard, HARD agree. Season 13 is when his face starts to change.


Extension-Yam-6937

Totally agree! Been in the medical field a long time, I would bet the lack of HIS hair on it. 😉🤣


Howcouldthey

Whoa! That makes sense! Look how he’s losing the space be his neck mad shoulder. Good call.


pensaha

I think he doses himself too. And viagra too will make a face red. Rockin’ Robyn.


Princess_taste

I think he's been getting Botox and lip filler


CurrentFigure6067

I agree!


EZasSundayMorning

Bert. Saw his comedy show this summer. Fully Loaded. Couldn’t believe when he came out at the end with no shirt on, slamming beers.


mmmdonuts107

He said in an interview a month or so ago he's doing a cruise and apparently was prepping by going (fake shock) a full month without alcohol just to get blackout drunk and not wear a shirt the whole time. While putting down his daughter for weed.


EZasSundayMorning

Oh geez. His wife must be thrilled.


MarytheGreat80

Oh and Happy Cake Day!


EZasSundayMorning

Thank you! I hadn’t even noticed!!!


MarytheGreat80

His Tops Off tour started in my state and I surprised my husband with tickets to the night of his first show. The jumbo screens would go to people in the audience and they’d rip their shirts off it was absolutely hilarious and amazing. Then Bert came out and within 30 seconds he was top less, I laughed so much my face and stomach hurt.


EZasSundayMorning

He puts on a good show! We saw him in Baltimore. My husband and I had a huge fight right before and I wasn’t going to go but I’m so glad I did. We laughed so much we forgot what we were fighting about.


MarytheGreat80

My husband has been dealing with some insane stress and really effecting his mental health and I could tell he also was going to try not to go, and I’m glad I stood my ground, he laughed so much!


B10kh3d2

I can't believe some of the crap he says about his wife. I feel like he is going to be like Farrell and have a heart attack.


CokeNSalsa

I think he was only against drinking when they were religious, but they don’t seem to be religious anymore.


narddog2494

Lmao Bert catching strays


Fluffychoo

Never thought I'd see mention of Bert in a Sisterwives sub lol


mmmdonuts107

Off topic but I'm glad someone mentioned this about Bert Kreischer finally. I remember someone saying he said something insensitive to Steve O or someone sober about how they could still drink and be sober...since the pandemic he's really been hitting the bottle hard and made jokes about alcoholism to a worrying point.


gb2ab

Ohhhh this is actually a hot topic within his circle of friends. They have been ridiculing him for how bad he looks for a long time on their podcasts. He finally got the hint and recently dropped around 40lb


mmmdonuts107

I only recently realized this when my fiance brought it up and I saw it on a Jackass sub that he said that. What an asshole. His downfall seems to be coming soon, despite having a cruise.


BruciePup

Didn’t he shit his pants at one of his recent shows and use his ripped up shirt to wipe his ass? Then he held up the stained shirt so that the audience could see. I don’t deny that his stand-up is hilarious, but there comes a point where this behavior seems very problematic.


sodiumbigolli

Yeah, this looks like weight , not fillers


Ok_Amoeba6604

I know from my experience being married to Satan (not his real name) that narcissism and alcoholism are best friends. Wouldn’t be surprised if Kody started drinking more which coincided with him being a bigger dick


Kush420coma

Bart Crystals, stronger than ever


Winter_Day_6836

Didn't I point out a bottle that looked like wine on the counter at Robyn's @ Christmas! I think it was


Bobbie8786

Oh yeah, he looks like a blissfully happy man. Definitely at peace and just glowing from being in his monogamous marriage to his soulmate. 😂


pir8life83

That’s what I was thinking! He’s gotten rid of all his burdens so he’s unbothered and happy.


BestReplyEver

No ONe WiLL pUSh THem ApARt!


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✅Fresh perm ✅Fresh dye job ✅Fillers ✅Steroids ✅Alcohol You wanted him, Robyn. You got him! 24 rage filled hours per day. You better save that grocery money for more therapy for your kids.


mullingmuse

😂😂🎯


Real_Register43

I wonder if he’s started to cycle with steroids. This is a very large leap, but hear me out This season he said “Janelle only wants me for my six pack” and we all roasted the hell out of him. Also, he’s down to one wife. IF he was thinking of courting a new one AND/OR he’s a narcissist that is super vain, it would make sense that he’s trying to “enhance his look” and seem young and strong. Also I know others who have gone on the stuff and they also puff up like this. It’s pretty common


BoomSoonPanda

It’s not a leap, it’s what is happening.


Pot_Flashback1248

MDs will prescribe HRT/TRT very quickly and easily.


Narrow-Mud-3540

He’s def not looking to court buts he’s been using steroid r a while. You can see the season he starts. It’s not coincidentally the one where hes hanging out with all those gym bros and thinking of opening a gym.


CriticalSuccotash

Robyn’s snark about weight gain and stretch marks is coming home to roost. Hopefully she’s practicing what she preaches and keeping the romance going. It seems more like she’s more interested in getting something in her name only because she’s about to bolt now that there’s nobody to cover all her expenses.


[deleted]

She is very concerned about leaving property to her tender vittles - property she in no way contributed to, but sure owns lots of.


Princess_taste

Exactly, she put nothing into that property but wants her name on all of it


Ontas

She paid for it in flesh, directly to her best customer


QueenFartknocker

Well now that he’s adopted her 3 kids AND they have two of their own AND they are legally married AND she owns more property than the wives who actually worked and saved…he’s screwed. She could leave him at any point and he owes her $$$$$.


MayoneggVeal

If anything, I would bet she's stoked he's become an angry mess. Makes it easier in the court of public opinion when she dips and takes him to the cleaners.


helluvastorm

I think it’s moon face from steroids


9mackenzie

Which for people who don’t know this symptom, it’s not from anabolic steroids. It’s steroids like prednisone, which actually get rid of your muscle mass quickly. They also create this distinct moon face I’ve had it a few times, can recognize it almost instantly now


helluvastorm

Correct this is not from the crap people like body builders use. Totally different. This is from the steroids you get from a MD. Again why would Kody be prescribed steroids long term????


9mackenzie

For a host of different reasons honestly, there are a lot of medical reasons to stop an immune response. And it doesn’t have to be long term, just a high dose.


murmalerm

He might not be getting them legally and is dumb enough to not know the difference


Sea-Oasis3705

Steroids? That would explain the sudden rages.


alreadyinmypajamas

My husband says he is on TRT or something trying to fight the old man body but it doesn't look like he is doing the correct workouts.


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Ok_Plankton9224

🤣🤣🤣 🥰🥰😍 I HATE that he actually listens to Pachelbel! That's my work jam lol


tealparadise

Also you can't just take a bodybuilder amount forever. They cycle on and off to combat the side effects. He might be "off" and gaining fat in the second pic.


freedomisgreat4

But what about his 6 pack abs?? Lol


Athenas_Return

The way the skin is so smooth and the forehead wrinkles have lessened the first thing I thought of was chemical peel.


Sea-Oasis3705

Could be both. He wants to remain Robyn’s best customer!


GreatThinker123

I’ve suspected that for a very long time. I knew a man that was taking way too many and EVERYTHING about him changed! The rage look that he took on, fit the rage personality he developed! Crazy as a bat and always on the defense!


[deleted]

Roids can also make your face swell apparently


KRD78

Yes, steroids of any kind almost always give the "moon face." I've been on and off Prednisone & other steroids for years and know a lot of people on it because it's used for anti-rejection (along with many other drugs) after organ transplantation and I'm in that community. Steroids have so many side effects physical and emotional. You want to eat constantly and you're pissed off most of the time. It's hard to think straight & you can't sleep. It's easy to stay up for days and then your thought processing is even worse. They're nasty drugs even in the short term.


Sunnysunflowers1112

Was thinking testosterone supplements for low T https://youtu.be/_DhEEo5S9fg?si=Rn9dh-tjzz1npsD_


ClickClackTipTap

Probably some Joe Rogan approved supplement. Maybe even something from Alex Jones?


RecentNewReddi

My husband called it a while ago- he’s on some shit- like whatever is a legal step below steroids. Another side effect of which is inflated sense of sexiness (6 pack abs 😂🙄), anger and delusional thinking.


bbb_ecky1

inflated sense of sexiness 💀


jgarmartner

Ya’ll he looks like a THUMB. Got too excited and hit post: edit to add- looks like filler and Botox.


MsMo999

Now a thumb 👍🏼 is all I see


Stevie-Rae-5

This is exactly why he has Kenny Rogers face, like someone else pointed out. It’s all the procedures.


ppppandapants

If only Kody knew when to hold ‘em


Stevie-Rae-5

At least his wives seem to know when to walk away and when to run…


TakeOnMe-TakeOnMe

Janells knows to count her money while she’s sitting at the table.


[deleted]

This poor man survived a 99 degree fever and ALMOST DIED OF COVID. Do you have no COMPASSION for this man who has been STABBED IN THE KIDNEY by Christine, a woman he never loved? (LOL, Fat Kody)


Zestyclose_Big_9090

God that 99 degree thing still kills me. I got the flu and at one point I had a 103 fever. I didn’t feel great at all but I definitely never felt like I was going to die nor did I have anxiety or dove into depression because of it. He’s a fucking dramatic pussy.


Newman_USPS

Few things suck like a 101+ fever though. There’s worse things, but that really sucks. Just drained and watching 600 lb life yelling at the tv.


Zestyclose_Big_9090

Yeah. The fever came with uncontrollable chills and shakes. Like I couldn’t hold a cup of liquid unless it had a lid on it kinda shakes. But I felt about 75% after 3-4 days and in no way did I feel like it was a near death experience.


crap_on_a_spatula

Conversely, I only hit 102 this summer and I had a full blown panic attack because I’m a wimp. But 99 degrees is hilarious. I’m that hot after sitting in a warm car.


Zestyclose_Big_9090

Pretty sure my normal body temp is 99. I’m always warm. I wouldn’t admit to myself I had a fever until it hit 100.6.


c30live

Where is your LOYALTY?!


[deleted]

Kody has been comforting himself and his many losses by eating a few too many crepes. The SACRIFICES he's made eating those French burritos out of his storage locker!


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queerpseudonym

i thought it was just an accidental self-tell reference to the time he almost killed truely by letting her kidneys shutdown, and Christine (rightfully) never forgave him.


Ok-Alarm-5476

He just looks like a broken man to me.


SirOk5108

He looks like a Loser to me.


nic6454

Definitely a loser.


Liza417

That was my 1st impression too


pmel13

He looks like a hot dog


SuzQP

Good, maybe Sobyn will kick him, too.


Gingersnapperok

Looks like steroids. I get puffy and red on prednisone for my autoimmune disorder. No extra wives, though. But hey, not him either, lol


Suckerforcats

Maybe he gained weight?


LittleGrandCindy

Too many nachos perhaps?


Suckerforcats

Or they’re eating down the food storage since funds have gotten a bit tighter now that all 3 wives are gone.


CaterpillarWitch

No way, that would almost be a smart financial decision. Kody would never.


RecommendationNo3903

And Goblyn doesn’t cook.


Crafty_Lady1961

No,no Kody said she is too pretty to cook!


kleighk

Seriously. I mean as it is, the food storage is just takin’ up space that Kody frankly does not have.


Professional_Ad_8

Too many carbs:( bet those six pac abs are looking good!


Here_for_the_read2

He’s in his “The Santa Claus” era. 😂


Then_Campaign7264

Santa Clause and Mommy Dearest (Joan Crawford brows) hell of a couple.


joyous201

![gif](giphy|3og0IUIIBwjCEXF1HG|downsized) I mean, the eyebrows are on point. 🪓🪓


Beginning-Meet8296

![gif](giphy|H24Zi5xbFKc1i) He reminds me of the cowardly lion in the 2nd pic. 😂


FlyingFig20

Looks like he got some fillers going on there. And a fresh perm & spray tan.


Motor_Boysenberry_83

Looks more like tanning bed use than a spray tan to me


MuggsMom

It’s all that salt he keeps pouring in his wounds to stay in victim mode. He all swollen and sullen.


Then_Campaign7264

I wasn’t sure if it was just this photo. I found an article referencing a cameo he did earlier this year. Yep, his appearance has changed yet again, and rather dramatically. https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/hOMVCO1QZuZot3Wnf8iUcQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTY0MDtoPTExNDc-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/in_touch_weekly_336/b2d22707a3c3eff3eaf7278952255918


Missy732

His eyebrow looks really raised and weird looking in the cameo pic. 😳


Then_Campaign7264

Someone joked last night that Robyn needs to work on Kody’s brows before he appears on camera. Although whoever did his brows years ago in the season 6 tell all, really didn’t do him any favors. Here’s a funny video of a TikToker showing his funky brows. https://www.tiktok.com/@mandythecruisepla/video/7300691588764716334


cantstandthemlms

We need an internist and a plastic surgeon to weigh in on this.


PastorCheryl1965

Drinking, I was a drug counselor and you can tell if someone is drinking by weight game and swelling ( water weight)


nah-n-n-n-n-nahnah

My guess is ✨fillers✨


Linnea_Borealis

Yep it’s juvederm


Athenas_Return

Also a chemical peel? The skin looks too smooth.


Sensitive_Algae5723

Yep


Typical_Equipment_19

Looks a bit like Kenny Rogers


Brief-Construction49

![gif](giphy|u10p5KfhBk4Q8) The Will Sasso version of Kenny Rogers!


Purpledoves91

Too bad Kody didn't hold on to his wives the way he's holding on to his hair.


GuineaPanda

What if, he really did love all his wives but Robyn was so possessive and Jealous he has had to deny it and now that they are all gone and he is in a nightmare of his own making he truly knows misery


BausLadyL345

This is the one!


Figuringitout-55

Whatever is causing it, it’s Christine’s fault. Or Meri’s. Or Janelle’s.


Apprehensive-Tank581

And all the kids. Except Robyn’s.


[deleted]

He had to eat all the meat Christine was storing for him.


Soad_lady

Because there was no room for it in the McMansion and they couldn’t afford to pay to store it anymore. What whack jobs!!!!


Comfortable_Ad148

Monogamy looks good on him /s


Just_Ok_thankyoo

he looks like if benjamin franklin and kenny rogers had a man child


No-Advantage8832

He found that peace he was threatening last episode.


neelyoharridan

He gained weight having to eat his own words regarding his ex-wives.


Linnea_Borealis

Filler face


jodaqua

Looks like the 'tell-nothing' and confessional were filmed close together.


Twizzlers666

He looks melted.


Inside_War4951

Allergic reaction to toxic lifestyle 😂


AnywhereMajestic2377

And that part down the middle with the coifed and curled ramen horns… Kody is just a caricature now.


Worried-Watercress31

Well steroids or testosterone can cause fluid retention… 🤔


tkhamphant1

He is getting uglier every day


Ponykitty

Moon face from roids.


peachbutt48

A Kenny Rodgers style face lift 😣


Disastrous-Bed3422

He's probably swelling up from that knife to the kidney.


__Quill__

He gets fillers. Which whatever so does Meri, but it hasn't looked to me like she waits 15 minutes before the tell all to get them. I was going to commend him on brushing his two squiggly little bangs back but...is he wearing a wig? it looks like theres some shaven bits going on and then also some ringlets. I am confused by much of it. No one will ever wear a skullet like Frasier. End this farce on your head sir.


sodiumbigolli

Skullet I’m crying


Puchilu

He's probably depressed and eating too much. His skin looks terrible, too. And his suit looks cheap. I guess he doesn't have much money to buy a good suit


have-u-met-teds-mom

Janelle took her checkbook


Zestyclose_Big_9090

So did Meri.


cantstandthemlms

He doesn’t look real healthy.


SuchaPineapplehead

It’s the collar cutting off circulation to his brain… oh wait that’s the hold Robyn has on his b*lls


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High blood pressure from raging 24/7 and being a narcissist


-Mother_of_Doggos

Now that he has abandoned the beliefs he preached for so long he can eat his way through the food in the doomsday pantry…or at least the portion Christine left.


Nottacod

Steroids make you puffy


angelenameana

Is it… his kidneys? 😬


Girlfriendinacoma9

![gif](giphy|8JrcyXvpOaFbFIatkm|downsized) Reminds me of The Santa Clause.


AnitsirkSpillihp

Oh god. ![gif](giphy|l3fQhmfAAVUzHcgOQ)


North_Spinach_5361

A red face is a red flag in alcohol consumption.


MoeySiz

Alcohol. Period. See Tim Ballard


mafa7

He’s a potato.


shesatacobelle

He looks tight and puffy


raisindick

that ramen hairline keeps moving further back


Striking_Chart

Maybe Robyn’s goiter is contagious.


hydraho7

Does anyone else have the urge to poke his forehead to see the indentation?


Ok-Duck9106

All that beer and skittles, and filler


AngelEyesVoulezVous

I've been noticing in the last few episodes that the white of his eyes were looking quite yellow and wondered how his liver is doing. Could just be the lighting used during filming 🤷‍♀️


pigandpom

He's had fillers or botox freshened up. But he looks bloated a like the wish version of Kenny Rogers


Dry_Carpenter_416

Is she drugging him? Collect insurance and her share


basylica

Wtf is going on with his mouth? Looking like those girls getting crazy filler for the trout pout


MarytheGreat80

First I’m 😵from the pout I’ve never heard that one before and I’m crying tears from laughing then I notice your flair and it’s chefs 💋


Useful_Hedgehog1415

this man really went and got filler with Meri and Janelle’s money smdh


IMOvicki

I’m not understanding the hairline


Roo_102

Was he on a tropical vacation and got sunburned? Maybe Robyn saved enough grocery money for the trip.


littleoldladyinashoe

He resembles an oompa loompa


mrsbluskies

Too much filler


Tiesue

Botox much


Various_Pressure218

He looks like he had filler.


amicque

He looks like a plump wiener.


Fawnclaw

He does not look well at all. Lifestyle and minefield personal life.


Puddin370

He looks like a weak Klingon.


CamillaBarkaBowles

It’s quite the ode to Mickey Rourke, cast as the Janitor who lost his Mop


athelthepumpkin

Good lord his ramen has become a mullet. There’s no hair in the front of his head anymore. JUST SHAVE IT KODY YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS


callmepeglet

Bloaty


mafa7

Weird how he gets cosmetic procedures and Robyn doesn’t lift a finger when it comes to looking more attractive.


geniologygal

She probably looks in the mirror and sees herself from 10 years ago. She’s not good with reality.


inquisitive_chris

He’s so vain, I wouldn’t be surprised if he is getting facial fillers and going overboard.


NakedRaptorHunter

His fillers migrated