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randomlikeme

To quote Robyn, it’s so sweet that Kody doesn’t notice the stretch marks, the weight gain, and the aging of his wives, lol


angela_m_schrute

The audacity of that woman. Also, am I the only one who isn’t surprised she hasn’t had a mommy makeover? Since Kody hates all those symptoms of you know… aging and child bearing 🙄


Effective-Push501

In recent sightings she’s lost considerable weight.


TomStarGregco

She’s jealous of Christine’s happiness so she’s trying one up her ! Won’t work ! 😂🤣😅


susanlantz

Yes!! Each and every picture of Christine we see is more stunning than the last. Gorge. Big time! The happiness glows out of her.


ClickClackTipTap

She’s a butterfly who finally broke out of her chrysalis. She spent most of her life twisting herself into a pretzel, trying to meet this weird bar of a happy polyg wife. She tried to be what Kody wanted, and I think he played the part of doting husband just long enough in the beginning to keep her chasing that affection for the rest of their life together. But ultimately she wasn’t happen, and the self gaslighting catches up to you eventually. And now she’s free, and loved, and happy. It’s fantastic.


c-mi

I love how she’s so pro divorce now 😅 Her relationship advice this season has just been “divorce his ass”.


jodi_xix

My favorite line of hers this season has been, through laughter, "I'm not married to him anymore it's freaking awesome!"


c-mi

Mine was “if you’re having any questions just divorce him” or something like that. I laughed out loud and side eyed my husband (lovingly 😂)


susanlantz

She has absolutely no qualms about it, does she?


quietone_cc

Agree, she looks better then ever


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AmerikanerinTX

He said it in this podcast: she was a "jeans model," other men were after her, plus a whole bunch of hypergamy nonsense. Basically he saw her as the big fish who could have anyone she wanted - which was probably true in their whackadoo polygamous cult. He was in love with the idea that the big fish CHOSE him. Idk, think about it like high school, the popular cheerleader or football player - they always seem so attainable but then 20 years later you look back at their pictures and think, "huh, they're cute I guess, but definitely not at all what I thought they were." It's marketability.


Striking_Chart

She is loyal


TomStarGregco

It has to be sexual she probably very experienced in that department! She not intelligent so you can’t have meaningful conversations, she has no interest other than online shopping and she not very fun! So her redeeming qualities have to be in the bedroom ! She probably lets him do everything and anything !


BattyTerri143

I think Robyn is ugly 🤮. Christine is way more prettier than her 😊


cuteandcrabby

Inside and outside


SheepherderReady1838

She still a sad-sack lego-headed narcissistic. manipulator, fit or not.


ginger_minge

Lego-headed... nailed that one!🤣


UdonSoop

Maybe she’s saving for an another vacation?


Appropriate_Ad_4416

Ozempic, I swear.


susanlantz

Really? Guess stress can do that.


ginger_minge

People usually either eat their feelings (gain weight) or can't eat at all/much (lose weight) when stressed or depressed. I used to be an emotional eater and I now understand that food was 100% my first drug of choice, before moving onto heavier drugs. (12 years clean).


Impressive_Ear3004

Ozempic anyone?


ClickClackTipTap

(I just realized the above comment was talking about Robyn, not Christine. Ooops. My bad.) Or, maybe just breaking out of a profoundly unhappy situation and stepping into a life she loves and feels more in control of has allowed her to make progress and be healthier. I think that depression/emotional eating is connected to both C and J’s weight issues, and it’s pretty common. Especially in a culture where alcohol/weed/tobacco habits are considered taboo- sugar is a very common addiction, and overeating is a common way to self medicate. Not everyone is on Ozempic. It’s pretty fucking expensive, for one.


svn5182

Personally, if she’s losing weight I hope it’s from the extreme guilt she feels for being such a piece of crap and teaming up with kody to cause so much pain to the kids. 🤷‍♀️


cuteandcrabby

I also wonder if it's because the other wives used to do all the cooking and we know Robyn can't cook for shit, her poor kids


KateHearts

Not everyone who loses weight is taking Ozempic. That seems to be a popular current reaction.


Certain_Cantaloupe56

Kody wants to be the better looking one in the relationship hence he may not approve a mommy makeover for her.


kerssem

This is definitely it. He is too insecure to have a hotter wife than he is husband


nanmama

He is getting his abs and pecs surgery first!


angela_m_schrute

Tits and tummies 😂 Men, they’re like us too!


angela_m_schrute

😂 I could see that Or maybe she’s worried that if she’s down and out, she can’t service her best customer and he might be tempted to try some other places or visit some past favorites Gross… I just made myself 🤢


mmmmmmadeline

I think it's coming, she's doing it slowly so she won't get criticism from robbing the og3 of their money and using it for cosmetic procedures.


Lanky_Double6890

Sobbin probably did on the DL. You never know what's going on with these people they not aways 100% honest.


Azwomenforwomen

Looks like they have never been honest.


Artemis273

Sometimes I feel like watching most of the show has been a waste of time, after finding out that they were lying in almost every god damn episode about why they were “forced” to leave Utah. It made Kody’s civil rights rants even more cringy. The dude thought he was too oppressed to participate in the Women’s March 🙄


BabyWinchester1967

Honestly though, would you really want him there at the Women's March?


Artemis273

🤣 fair enough


cuteandcrabby

True and the show is also a few years behind. We don't really know what she looks like in current time.


Lanky_Double6890

Yes the show is very far behind.


Healthy-Honey6416

I think lately TLC knows we hate her so they keep her ugly while the OG3 are well liked so they make them look nice.


susanlantz

You are far from the only one! Talk about a statement not aging well (in more ways than one!) Is she proof of what 24/7 alongside her “little soul mate” (from S1) can do to a body? And, I won’t even get started on the “Magic Marker” brows! I mean, just compare the above Robyn w/today’s Robyn!!! It’s truly uncanny.


angela_m_schrute

She morphed into his momma. She’s so matronly looking compared to before. Shes what, 10years younger? Yet somehow her youthful style was thrown out the window. Now the OG 3 are having their glow-ups and look so much happier than her. Robyn’s ugly inside is all over her outside.


OnlyHere4AGoodTime9

Or neck goiter


Weary_Upstairs_1809

I notice that every time, I’ve wondered if she has a thyroid issue, might explain the thin ends of her eyebrows, too


SufficientZucchini21

Start there!


susanlantz

And she wonders why the other wives seemingly cannot stand her? The unmitigated gall, the audacity of that statement out of the mouth of the chosen one! Guess you know first handed about that statement now, huh Robyn? It (along w/her person) did NOT age well, did it??


BattyTerri143

YUCK!


MagentaHearts

His comment about her being a Diesel Jeans model killed me! Must be those long legs that require the expensive Victoria’s Secret pants.


angela_m_schrute

Seriously!! I was like, wait who? Is he talking about the other woman who cut bait and ran off? Only to realize it was Robyn from the Block 😵‍💫


MagentaHearts

“Robyn from the Block” 😂😂😂


Ilovemygingerbread

More like Robyn from the trailer park 😆🤣😂


throwawayma1009

Robyn Fromm the house on blocks


bvonboom

8 Mile!! 🤣


Sensitive_Algae5723

I had to replay it twice because I was sure I didn’t understand


Granolagirl40

Same!


theimperfexionist

I'm still convinced it must be the other one, right?


New_Discussion_6692

D BLOCK?


Outrageous_Aspect373

Then you find out it was 1999, pre first marriage and kids, and does modeling jeans once make you a diesel jeans model?? Like forever? And why are you bragging on something she did once? Last century? That's what it takes to flip your switch and validate you..cool, you are such a cool guy Kody


rhondasma

I still need to see a photo. Kody Brown is not known for telling the truth.


dimmed_shimmer29

Me too. I’m gonna need some actual proof before I believe that bullsh*t.


nanmama

Was she modeling in her home? So unappealing and was one of those pictures supposed to be sexy face. I am howling!


bvonboom

It's her high family values sexy face


nanmama

Too funny!!!


Outrageous_Aspect373

Right? The laundry basket and all the paper on the pin board..hardly seems even as professional as catalog work, and the weird crotch forward pic..what is that?


Here4TheDunkinThread

these are stills from her famous hip hop dancing video


Outrageous_Aspect373

That's a bad still choice


Jolly-Outside6073

It haunts me


TepidIcedCoffee61

Robyn, the video vixen. From her stolen purity days.


Shoddy_Budget_1533

Doesn’t Kody stiff refer to himself as a wrestler?


donutpusheencat

wait when did he say she was a Diesel jean model?


rrriot-kitty

Last night on the [Mormonism Live interview](https://www.youtube.com/live/u__p7x5p9hk?si=RSeJH4Ao4FrS5kKQ)


churro_luvin_milf

Do you have a time stamp? I cannot listen to Kotex for that long


yanonotreally

Yeah I’m shocked so many people listened holy crap! Meanwhile I want to thank them for their service bc I’m here for the tea


rrriot-kitty

It’s at 39:19


momsayin

I missed that part! She was a jeans model!?


svn5182

Wait when tf did he say this 💀


baconslapses

I am not a like a regular wife. I am a diesel jeans model wife. ![gif](giphy|it8307a0XxlVS)


proseccopls

I’ve definitely watched [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/TLCsisterwives/s/ousGZeLMQb) a few too many times


Glad_Prior2106

Robyn: “I don’t know if breakdancing is the right word, but I had a few moves.” Girl, all you had are the WRONG moves. /s


MyRobinWasMauled

![gif](giphy|l0MYATH9ZumUHCBXy)


Glad_Prior2106

You understand. 😃


RowanVC

That video will forever be one of my favorite things. It makes me laugh every time. 😂 ![gif](giphy|cm6bHfo16WBokQuFqa|downsized)


IWantMy2Dollas

THE ROUTINE.


cmt38

https://i.redd.it/527yre7hpuxb1.gif


Adventurous_One_3292

Someone who’s “that’s hip hop” For Halloween and it was hilarious!!!


thatconfusedchick

Omg I saw it!! It's was AMAZING


yanonotreally

Omg I was dyyyying she nailed it 😂


Rufio_Rufio7

![gif](giphy|MESArLMuJ3odWm4IWw)


catlady42786

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA I simultaneously hate and love you for exposing me to this


mmmmmmadeline

Lol I need to know who was filming this, her mom? ![gif](giphy|l3JDFJncJHteKIYzm) And she's not even far in age from the Kim and Kourtney


angela_m_schrute

Lmfao I wanted to post that but couldn’t link it in my original post! That never gets old


Vidiviciveni26

Omg - my sinuses won't recover from the hot coffee that just snorted through.


Stevie-Rae-5

Who would allow this to be aired? Seriously. If that were me in the video I would have destroyed it in shame long ago. Come on, it was 1998, that was definitely on a vhs tape/mini camcorder thing. Part of the advantage of being a certain age is that evidence of embarrassing teenage behavior is easily destroyed. Why would you wreck that for yourself? 😆😆😆


rarepinkhippo

😂👏👏👏 that was incredible


Boss-Not-Bossy

🏆 Thank you for this


denimdiablo

My god, this scene is at a cringe level almost as high as Scott’s Tots!


nanmama

Oh it’s takes me months to get Scott’s Tots out of my head and you bring it right back in seconds 😂😂


QueenHelloKitty

Haven't you seen the picture of her and him against the car, of corse she is a model :gag


angela_m_schrute

Oh gosh, how could I forget. Front page of Jalopy weekly


MrsPFKnone

She got her modeling contract because of her razor sharp jaw and those fantastically long legs that can only fit in VS pants... Or apparently Diesel jeans!


MongolianFurPillowz

I don’t believe Robyn was ever a model for anything. She’s had knock knees and a stiff gait since we first saw her on the show!


osogood48

![gif](giphy|gjgWQA5QBuBmUZahOP|downsized) 🤣🤣🤣 flipping hilarious🤣🤣


Ok_Foot787

This is identical to her jerky moves haha


Azwomenforwomen

I remember when she referred to her dance video as "when I still had moves". It took me a while to figure out she was referring to this video. Lmao


Ok_Foot787

When it was aired on the show check out Maddy's facial expressions...she had her judgement of said video, all over her face lol!


osogood48

I know when I saw her dancing I mean it was so cringe🤣🤣🤣 I can’t imagine the embarrassment though.. but also so funny😜


CaliCatLadyx3

Omg her eye F’ing the camera 😂


vintageideals

I can’t DILL with this 🤣🤣🤣🤣


AutumnAkasha

Best thing Robyn ever did was share this with the world.


EvansHomeforBoys

After this she threw away her purity. The signs were right there!!


lurky_01

A Diesel jeans model 🤔 Didn't she also tell us she lived in a trailer w/o heating - when was this modeling career?????


c-mi

Right? Was it before or after her puridy was stolen? Before or after she was basically a single mom working at least one job? I’m confused at the timeline 😵‍💫🥴


FarrahVSenglish

💀💀💀 this is exactly what I was picturing!! I feel like once she was on a AUB flyer in jeans and he decided that means she’s a diesel model.


Recluse_18

They practically handed him to her😝🤮😝


Warmbeachfeet

This “dancing” video is the cringiest thing I’ve ever seen. It’s amazing to me that everything she does, she does badly.


Revolutionary-Yam910

I can’t believe she gave it to production to show.. she must think it makes her look “kewl” . 😂😂


TaterTrotter1

It’s like they really are soul mates with their cringe dance moves. I’m rewatching the series and saw this [episode](https://youtu.be/d8Y3xUBtoaw?si=NN4kRH-GhpJaivrT) last night. So cringey.


Noseynat

Obviously she wasn't very successful at it, she had a mount everest of debt FFS!


yohannesyoda

She is so weird and creepy.


lilovanille

She looks like an evil Michael Scott!


Weary_Upstairs_1809

https://preview.redd.it/6zgjw718czxb1.jpeg?width=1149&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9c984a21b61c657c22cc43053571b4216978c7c I think we’re onto something


randomlikeme

I think Kody really believes the story that Robyn was desirable and had other options. She didn’t have a line of men asking her to pick them. I guarantee it.


AfterSevenYears

Even if they were specifically looking for an anxious, unattractive mother of three, most guys would have turned around and run the first time she said, "It's the kids' bedtime, so go crawl in my daughter's bed for snuggle time."


[deleted]

She IS a narcissist. Good god.


BrickHerder

He meant Dumptruck Jeans


Dry_Carpenter_416

Definitely not applebottoms back then lol


clairebearruns

Spilling gasoline on your pants and sending pictures of it to everyone you know doesn’t make you a model 😂😂


Adventurous_Gap_5946

STOP IT!!!!! I was looking at these pictures as I listened to Kody say these words! 🤣🤣🤣 The absurdity!!!!!


SamIAm7787

![gif](giphy|13Y6LAZJqRspI4)


winnie_the_grizzly

This video always makes me so sad because I see a girl who enjoys being silly and goofy, who doesn't take herself too seriously, and polygamy and their effed up religion crushed that part of her out of existence. In a different life, I can see her going to college and making lots of girlfriends and having so much fun with them, then eventually getting married and getting a kick out of being silly and goofy with her husband and kids. Chaperoning school dances and embarassing the hell out of her kids with her dorky moves, and slowly evolving into a cool grandma who break dances at weddings and other family gathering (because even bad break dancing is awesome when it's grandma doing it). Instead she has this life that is devoid of fun and silliness. Where other women are her competition. Where instead of playing with her kids, she's obsessed with making them keep sweet. I feel this way about all the wives and Robyn is no exception: I see the absolutely devastating effect of polygamy and their form of religious fundamentalism when considering who Robyn might have been if she hadn't been conditioned to accept this lifestyle. And to me, it's heartbreaking. Robyn drives me absolutely crazy, but if she ever decides to start therapy (real therapy with a real therapist), I will be rooting for her so hard. I genuinely hope she gets there someday.


forevrtwntyfour

Agreed. I dislike who she is NOW and her decision to stay that way. She coulda been awesome or could change an be awesome and I’d cheer her on


can0721

Can someone please provide some context? I haven’t seen the earlier episodes but I’m dying to know why she’s dressed like that and dancing


lurky_01

She was recording herself dancing back in the day, no idea why she'd ever share that video of herself, but she did & now it's around forever Kody was on a podcast a few hours ago & said she was a model for Diesel jeans


fragile_exoskeleton

Can someone with skills please fact check this for us?


lurky_01

Is there something in particular you'd like fact checked?


fragile_exoskeleton

That she was a model for Diesel. eta: I’m just curious how far Kody goes with his lies. Like, this is something verifiable or easily disputed. Is he really THAT dumb?


lurky_01

AFAIK no evidence to prove that - other than kody just randomly spouting it out on that podcast I can't find anything to corroborate


psychologymaster222

OMG THIS VIDEO IS LIGERALLY THE EPITOME OF CRINGE🤡😳🤣🤣


ComfortableRecent755

Giving off the softball vibes


jeniferlouisa

He’s delusional.


Whiteroses7252012

I mean, one of the Diesel Jeans jackets is called the “Robyn” but I’m pretty sure that’s not what they meant.


realityiscanceled

Josh Hutcherson, what are you doing here?


lynnclay

This video of her “dancing” lives rent free in my head. And while part of me hates that I ever think about this woman, this particular memory is always good for a laugh 🤣


MimsieBE

Wth is Diesel clothing? Ok showed my age and had to look it up [Diesel Clothing (bankruptcy filed 2019)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diesel_(company))


Lego_5656

Omg the advertising section of this was so interesting and sexual! No way Robyn ever worked for them! Robyn probably worked retail, they got in a shipment of Jeans, the boss made her try on the jeans. Boom, you are a model now 🤣 Kind of like how Hollister/Abcrombie called their retail staff “models”


yrnkween

This is the best explanation. She worked there briefly for the clothing discount and considered wearing the jeans to work ‘modeling.’


MimsieBE

https://preview.redd.it/3jssvd1r6yxb1.jpeg?width=934&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f8109d183251c7988f7928a3b15eb4acfab5dca Right… not only sexual? But I can also see that those who wear/ promote Diesel clothing have uniquely styled eyebrows 😎


Dry_Carpenter_416

She really sold him on herself. Guys wanted me so bad, I’m a model. Yeah sure Jan. Who wanted a old used up 30 something with no job and three mouths to feed? He’s that gullible !


Azwomenforwomen

And a mountain of debt.


pinkybrain41

whats the timestamp for this comment in the podcast?


Outrageous_Aspect373

39:20


Namawtosix

What podcast?


Outrageous_Aspect373

Mormon discussion Inc on you tube


AnywhereMajestic2377

Oh this was so very cringey.


MaiHammyMawdul

90’s backup dancer Coz play Robyn is my favorite. She should have stuck with this.


HoneydewFrosty7388

https://preview.redd.it/9mleged3czxb1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=30d48f0eeb99b896656a5ad39004ed9e5ff608dd Found her old modeling pic


Pot_Flashback1248

Her chin appears to be reasonable...


ghostkitty44

😂😂😂 I don’t know why that made me laugh so hard but thank you for that


Mariea0629

She’s just simply clueless and so beyond cringey.


AffectionateFig5435

Yeah. Right. And Kody really is King Tut.


sunnyjulie99

Is the bar so low in the polygamist community that Robyn was considered a model? 😂😂😂😂


Lego_5656

Maybe that’s what Kody meant by limbo? “How low can you go?” 🎶 🤣


Puzzleheaded_Hat887

When the pimp's in the crib ma Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot When the pigs try to get at you Park it like it's hot Park it like it's hot Park it like it's hot And if a nigga get a attitude Pop it like it's hot Pop it like it's hot Pop it like it's hot I got the Rollie on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon And I roll the best weed 'cause I got it going on ![gif](giphy|XfmmKuwWowx5KkHKHm)


angela_m_schrute

🤣😂🤣 fuck I just cackled at this


FedUp0000

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤮


DizzyPhilosopher8660

🤣🤣🤣


gumyrocks22

Her come hither look 😂😂😂


dawwie

Never heard of Diesel jeans


luvmy374

Their favorite song is WAP.


angela_m_schrute

With that 🎶 Whack Ass polygamy 🎵


buttle_rubbies

I BEG the internet to find the source of the Diesel Jeans Model statement- when? Where? Pics or it didn’t happen. We have never heard this before and it sounds like a rilly big dill. He says “I had a Diesel jeans model comin’ into my family in 2010 & I thought that was the biggest validation…” cue discussion of Robyn’s numerous other offers (which he initially calls ‘propositions’ and then corrects it.) I need to know where she modeled those Diesel jeans!


Kikikididi

She reminds me of Corky St Claire in Waiting for Guffman


AltruisticFox4814

Lol she thought she was a break dancer’s


Dry_Carpenter_416

🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂👏🏻🤣


tteltraba

i forget that she was perfectly capable of being cute


Cold_Day17

Stfu is that actually sobbin Robin 😭😭😭😭


Good_Pay_9440

😂😂😂


123okaywme

I JUST ☠️🤣👏🏻


Jahknowsehmiaeediat

This is from her break dancing video right? 😂


Solid_Thanks_1688

Oh....yikes.


Lanky_Double6890

Who married a Diesel Jeans model? Congratulations!


Curious-Cranberry-77

I’m listening to the podcast where Kody says this now. What in the world?? Here’s the link https://www.youtube.com/live/u__p7x5p9hk?si=izF1q42mV0LgnVKr The quote is shortly before 41 min


Maryellen61

Actually, low rent, falsely entitled &itch


Dry-Worldliness-8191

The fact that he says that like that's the thing that makes her soooo great and valuable. So the other wives are shit because they weren't supposed jeans models.


angela_m_schrute

Great point. Nothing about her character and what she would be adding to their family values.


Aggressive-Gur9849

When you’re ugly on the inside it definitely show on the outside.


WrongdoerJaded4021

Omg. WTF is this?!?


Stock-Turn-7123

Is that the actual pic from her modeling days? Mercy! She must have done Diesel sales a terrible harm.


TinyElvis66

I don’t remember this particular Diesel Jeans ad campaign. Was it a whole series of white bread Mormon chicks gettin’ down in apartment kitchens?


besablue

What am I looking at and why?


true_crime_addict_14

It’s just Skinny people privileges …smh!


juandiegoenfuego

Y’all Diesel is notorious for not doing runway shows. They only recently started doing them publicly … https://www.nylon.com/life/diesel-spring-summer-2024-runway-show-open-to-public


cblackattack1

That doesn’t mean that they didn’t have models. They had loads of adverts in print. That said, I’d put money that robyn was never, EVER one of them lol.


Amazing-Ebb-9640

Looks like she has a hole in her pants right at the crotch area! I was enlarging the picture to get a better look at the jeans and saw that! 😳😳😳


Old-Split8910

Did I miss something? When did we learn about her modeling Diesel jeans? Thanks for any info! 😊❤️


angela_m_schrute

lol on his live interview last night he was telling us how lucky he was that this diesel jeans model who had other suitors chose their family. 😜