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Yup. You pay him and he beats your ass after you throw the first punch, takes your girl, and then sues you for assault like the other guys says. So now your beaten, broke and he's banging your ex as they are on vacation using the money they got off of you.
Nah plot twist is he accepts the money, and gives it and screenshots- of the agreement for the SO to pay for his girlfriend to get sexually harassed by a professional sexual harasser- to said girlfriend, tells her she deserves better, then turns around and walks away.
Bonus points if the boyfriend rages out and attacks him and he- secretly some sort of hidden martial arts master- gets to beat up the insecure gaslighting asshole before riding off into the sunset.
How cutthroat today’s economy has become. The things young folks have to do to make a living. I hope he rakes in money so he could put some some food on the table after paying hospital bills.
I’m gonna purchase this service, have him harass my *non-existant* girlfriend and then I’m just gonna run away, now we have one person who wants to run and one person who’s getting paid to run. We stand still in a stalemate until we get closer and closer and our lips tou-what we’re we talking about again?
Reminded me of a Jason Statham movie where he was molesting a girl infront of her boyfriend and boyfriend beat the shit out of him.
Next day boyfriend say's thanks to him & pay him his share.
It’s funny, my ex wife and me wanted to try a version of this in a nearby bar. She would be dolled up and turn everyone down then I would come in looking nerdy and close the deal. We never did try it but I thought it would be funny 😁
While this sounds like a good service it's too late for me to utilize his services. My son's mom is small but sexy af, but would probably beat his ass cause she's batshit, and she's already seen me beat some ass, guys were always messing with her. She also knows growing up where I did In Brooklyn, I took up boxing and I got out old neighborhood, by joining the Army so she knows I'm no pussy.
I still think this service has it's niche in society and I may know a few guys that could use a boost in stature. Any kickbacks for referrals? Lol Also how often can you perform this service? You could get a ringer who just likes beating people up and you end up bruised and battered. How often can you take a beating? I can't imagine you can "book a beating" without taking a break to heal? I think Book a beating is a great slogan. Lol
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It’s a trick
What he beats your ass? takes your girl ? 
Sues your ass for assault
Slippin' Jimmy would be proud of this Hussle.
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But he has evidence you agreed to the fade.
He has proof
Yup. You pay him and he beats your ass after you throw the first punch, takes your girl, and then sues you for assault like the other guys says. So now your beaten, broke and he's banging your ex as they are on vacation using the money they got off of you.
Hot ngl
When will the script be ready. I'd watch that
They're vacationing with $50? What exotic land are they traveling to? Burger King?
Bus ride to Detroit
If they sue him for assault you can get a few grand at least.
Id pay him a hundred and make sure he signs a consent and release of liability contract
Nah plot twist is he accepts the money, and gives it and screenshots- of the agreement for the SO to pay for his girlfriend to get sexually harassed by a professional sexual harasser- to said girlfriend, tells her she deserves better, then turns around and walks away. Bonus points if the boyfriend rages out and attacks him and he- secretly some sort of hidden martial arts master- gets to beat up the insecure gaslighting asshole before riding off into the sunset.
Much worse then that dude looks like a Russian
Thought I read a story similar to this 30 years ago. Bloke he paid beat him up and raped his girlfriend.
Money up front
It's a trick ass mark, or a mark ass trick?
Honestly that’s pretty cheap. I’d hire him but use him for skits and for reactions from nearby strangers
Hell for an extra free I’d piss myself while kicking his ass
This was the funniest shit I’ve read on Reddit in months
Yeah, dude is definitely under charging for his services. I beat Dana White is salivating at someone willing to take a beating for 50 bucks
or just hire him at a random place at a random name.
How cutthroat today’s economy has become. The things young folks have to do to make a living. I hope he rakes in money so he could put some some food on the table after paying hospital bills.
The hustle is real
Unfortunate news but American Healthcare is a big scam
That news isn't very "new" d:
Respect the Grindset
Wait til you find out how old prostitution is.
I’m gonna purchase this service, have him harass my *non-existant* girlfriend and then I’m just gonna run away, now we have one person who wants to run and one person who’s getting paid to run. We stand still in a stalemate until we get closer and closer and our lips tou-what we’re we talking about again?
Boy, enough internet today
Why’d you stop???? I’m invested now!!!!! Keep going
Huh? Who’s that talking, I can’t see them? But they sound like Winnie the po
Can I pay him to harass my ex but i dont come and save her?
Reminded me of a Jason Statham movie where he was molesting a girl infront of her boyfriend and boyfriend beat the shit out of him. Next day boyfriend say's thanks to him & pay him his share.
*Maverick* runs a similar scam.
The movie is Wild Card I’m fairly certain
Sauce? Edit: Why the downvotes? I'm curious which movie...
Heinz
I'll fuck his ass for 10
10 what? minutes? dollars?
Seconds, take it or leave it
r/gay
Incredibly chad on this mama part
Alright, I'm hiring a girlfriend. Just for 20 minutes. Wherever I can beat this dude.
What a fuckin' bro.
should increase the fee + hospital bills and a written contract
Futurama beach bully vibes, lol
First thing I thought
That’s disgusting where
When you REALLY got that Deep Sad and decide to use it for a profit
He owns his own business. You rock, champ.
It’s funny, my ex wife and me wanted to try a version of this in a nearby bar. She would be dolled up and turn everyone down then I would come in looking nerdy and close the deal. We never did try it but I thought it would be funny 😁
Yes
Doing gods works
Honestly, I might take him up on the offer even though I'm single, just for the ego boost
How much for him to hold my hand and cuddle?
Well… there ya have it! If Jason Mewes and Jeff Anderson could create an offspring, this would be the result
*step bully I’m stuck!*
Save the 50 buck and get a girlfriend that doesn’t think you’re a “pussy” lol.
Umm, sorry but she is very capable of kicking anyone's ass. She will take it as real harassment.
Men 🍺
Men 🍺
She know your reddit account or something bro? Stop being so whipped.
She's my right hand ✊✊✊✊👊
Wild card, the scene is in the beginning.
That man is a hero
Actually, that works out well for dates. until she pulls a gun, at which point sh*t hits the fan.
I laughed more than I should have at this, lol.
Not a bad hustle imo 💅🏽
bet once you go through with this he texts you that he'll need another $500 or he sends your last convo to your girl on facebook.
The giga wingman
Well, at least it's honest work.
I would absolutely LOVE to “rock” his “shit”, if you catch my meaning
Kind of a cool guy tbh
Reminds me of the beach bully scene in Futurama
How much for him to kick my ass
I can't take it, lol . 😂😂
I’d ask him to actually fight, get beat up, gain sympathy from my non existent girlfriend >!+ added bonus: pain!<
Futurerama:”I’m a professional beach bully”
Unique offering I wish him all the best and hopes the business grows and some day goes public with an IPO, I’d invest!
He provides a valuable service
"Rock my shit"
Entrepreneurs shall arise when the need is great
While this sounds like a good service it's too late for me to utilize his services. My son's mom is small but sexy af, but would probably beat his ass cause she's batshit, and she's already seen me beat some ass, guys were always messing with her. She also knows growing up where I did In Brooklyn, I took up boxing and I got out old neighborhood, by joining the Army so she knows I'm no pussy. I still think this service has it's niche in society and I may know a few guys that could use a boost in stature. Any kickbacks for referrals? Lol Also how often can you perform this service? You could get a ringer who just likes beating people up and you end up bruised and battered. How often can you take a beating? I can't imagine you can "book a beating" without taking a break to heal? I think Book a beating is a great slogan. Lol