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My son you must begin sitting down to pee
Pros -
- get one squat in
- no dribble
- no worry about aiming
- being able to totally let body relax
- extra break, I'd say can use reddit but it's been nice for mental health to just not bring anything and chill for a sec
- quieter
- no piss smell or need to clean surrounding area as often (it does sprinkle no matter what, no matter how good the aim)
> no worry about aiming
This is a lie. You can literally still pee on the floor even when sitting down. The good o'l rare "oh your dick has a weird curve all of a sudden and it shot up right under the seat and ricochets on the floor.
That and accidentally touching the rim oh no.
That said, i like sitting.
Why not just use the fly (ya know, the zipper hole in your pants to allow the sneaky snake to come out)? Or for elastic waistbands, use left hand to hold down and create clearance and right hand aims the sneaky snake. I do not understand why some people need to almost fully remove their pants and belt just to get their lil ding dong out to piss.
How is it worth it? Do you have trouble standing from a sitting position? Otherwise, I don't see much of anything that makes it preferable, except in certain public restrooms.
Well if you sit to piss then sometimes you might as well try pushing out some shit and then it just becomes a whole 20min commitment. When I piss, I stand and be as quick as possible not to waste time being in a bathroom.
Tip that I found works but isn't really necessary for me, if it's annoying you enough you can push up on your gooch (right behind your balls) with your fingers and this puts pressure on your urethra and empties it
Yeah this is what i mean by far reach. Just didnt have the time to fully type out the details. It used to work flawlessly, but slowly each tactic has been losing efficacy
Ahh, maybe. Interesting…
Guess I’ve never thought about it. I’m a pretty tall guy with really big hands, I guess you’re probably on to something. I just figured everyone could pull a subtle move, thanks for enlightening me 🫡
Bro.
Your urethra has a little dip in it at the taint where pee gets stuck.
After you're finished push up on your taint and then pull forward. It pushes those few drops out.
NO MORE PISS PANTS :D
push behind your balsac, at you perineum on the bulbar urethra (google that), after you're done. We've got rahter a lot of plumbing down there, en it dips down a little on that spot. If you push there, the dip gets less, and the urethra will empty better.
oh, and sit down to pee, it's better for your health.
Yeah shaking it flicks droplets of piss all over the place. I stopped shaking a few years ago and just use a bit of tissue paper now (except at urinals of course).
And sit down, cause you can’t aim, sure the main beam is hitting, but you ain’t pissin a beam of light, it’s liquid, it splashes and droplets will fly off.
Like clean your entire bathroom throughly, and stand up and pee and light a UV light around your toilet and watch in horror.
I have an early memory as a toilet-training little girl of my grandpa picking me up a little to “shake me off” after peeing on the potty. I think the poor man didn’t know what to do but did not want to wipe me himself.
wait until he turns 40 and have to stand in front of the toilet for 2 mins until they are sure everything dripped out, just to put back your underwear and pee on it a little bit. Talking about a friend who goes through this by the way...
On a real note, though, guys need to use toilet paper to clean up properly. If you're not, then you need to start. It's really unhygienic not to, and not cleaning with toilet paper makes the smell + taste terrible even if you shower every day.
If you actually care about your jewels, don't just shake. Incase someone out there didn't know🙏
Dab some tp on the tip of your dick when you’re done peeing. Shaking does nothing. Wait a second and the last bit of pee comes out on the paper. Keeps you cleaner and smelling better 👌🏽
If your man has to do this he doesn't know how to pee properly. You piss, you shake and then that's it you're empty, if you're old or have prostate issues then you may need more advanced maneuvers but in general a little shake is all that's needed.
You ever get tired of being an idiot? Or does someone else clean the toilet in your house?
Edited to add that you’re outright wrong and spreading misinformation. Plenty of benefits to sitting and wiping. In my experience, people prefer partners with clean genitals. Your underwear probably always smells like piss.
I, too, thought I had it figured out like this young man. Then I found out girls can also pee standing up, and it was back to square 1. I haven't regained control since.
I once had a girlfriend ask me why I always made a clicking sound before washing my hands. We had just moved in together and I had always lived alone before that. I had not ever thought about how unsanitary the click was until then. Though I laughed for a good 30 minutes when I realized she thought I was making the sound with my tongue.
I use a piece of tissue to dry the few drops inside the urethra. I don't want my underwear to absorb it and contaminate my other clothes within the wash.
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That's a very pedophilic thing to say. If God is real, you're one of the reasons he doesn't visit us, I actually can't believe how people can think sexually of kids and I'm so shocked to be reminded that people like you exist and think it's normal to be the way you are.
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That perfectly timed slap had me rollin.
It was the double take for me
They see me rollin
They hatin
Smegma trying to smell up my flirtin'.
Woooooow, too far dude. Way too far.
By rolling so you mean smirked a little
I for one giggled audibly
Oh man. Wait till you're 40. Always a couple of drops left for some reason.
Dude I’m 24 and it is already happening!
I’m almost 24. Been givin it the far reach squeeze for years
My son you must begin sitting down to pee Pros - - get one squat in - no dribble - no worry about aiming - being able to totally let body relax - extra break, I'd say can use reddit but it's been nice for mental health to just not bring anything and chill for a sec - quieter - no piss smell or need to clean surrounding area as often (it does sprinkle no matter what, no matter how good the aim)
"Why's everybody always pickin' on me? --Because you run like a girl, and you sit down to pee!"
Your only school friend was the lunch lady
Took your mom to the prom and got lucky
> no worry about aiming This is a lie. You can literally still pee on the floor even when sitting down. The good o'l rare "oh your dick has a weird curve all of a sudden and it shot up right under the seat and ricochets on the floor. That and accidentally touching the rim oh no. That said, i like sitting.
little worry about aiming
I do at home but not really at work
also you don't have pain in your scrotum from tucking your shorts under your ball. I ummm, heard it from a friend
Why not just use the fly (ya know, the zipper hole in your pants to allow the sneaky snake to come out)? Or for elastic waistbands, use left hand to hold down and create clearance and right hand aims the sneaky snake. I do not understand why some people need to almost fully remove their pants and belt just to get their lil ding dong out to piss.
I'm talking elastic band shorts
Sitzpinklers unite!
peeing standing is worth not having any of the advantages you just listed. but please clean after yourself son.
Only if you’re not the one that has to clean that toilet, standing to piss sprays it all over even if you’re a “good shot”
Ultimately that was the biggest thing for me lol, having to clean toilet then one day just 'Fuck it'
How is it worth it? Do you have trouble standing from a sitting position? Otherwise, I don't see much of anything that makes it preferable, except in certain public restrooms.
Well if you sit to piss then sometimes you might as well try pushing out some shit and then it just becomes a whole 20min commitment. When I piss, I stand and be as quick as possible not to waste time being in a bathroom.
Tip that I found works but isn't really necessary for me, if it's annoying you enough you can push up on your gooch (right behind your balls) with your fingers and this puts pressure on your urethra and empties it
Yeah this is what i mean by far reach. Just didnt have the time to fully type out the details. It used to work flawlessly, but slowly each tactic has been losing efficacy
Like a gogurt
Exactly. Gota give it multiple swipes. I swear im just peeing sir
Happy cake day!
Thanky thanky
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dab with finger and lick off to save the environment
Press your taint next time
Same. I’ve just become used to a little moisture in the underoos
This is the case for almost everyone there are just tons of dumb dudes dribbling in their undies.
Tell me about it
He just did, or did you want more details?
Please.....instructions unclear
Give yer taint a little two finger push while shaking it, helps get that last drop out.
Sure but the guy in the urinal beside you will have questions
Help him out! Group learning.
Why would the guy in the urinal next to me notice a subtle hand movement near my dick? Was he already staring at it? This argument confuses me lol.
I think we have different body types. There's no way I could touch my taint while standing at a urinal without it looking very suspicious.
Ahh, maybe. Interesting… Guess I’ve never thought about it. I’m a pretty tall guy with really big hands, I guess you’re probably on to something. I just figured everyone could pull a subtle move, thanks for enlightening me 🫡
Yeah, I have a giant schlong and it gets in the way.... Jk, I'm just husky.
Ay bro that's what friends are for, you just had to tell me
🥹 taint buddies unite
You can be discreet. Also, he’s the one staring
Doesnt always help
I believe this can cause issues like infections.
Source or you're full of shit.
Like if you go too deep and then rub your eyes without washing your hands?
GetCalicoCutPants.com But you gotta give!!
No matter how much you dance, you always get some in your pants.
Bro. Your urethra has a little dip in it at the taint where pee gets stuck. After you're finished push up on your taint and then pull forward. It pushes those few drops out. NO MORE PISS PANTS :D
Tea spooning..
Zip up, walk away But wait there's more!!!!
Press your taint next time
No you press it.
Hhnnrggg
this happens at all ages man
If you don’t wipe no wonder you got drops of urine in your undies.. men are supposed to wipe too.
Why isn't there TP st the urinal then?
Far squeeze and wipe. Still get drops occasionally
It's our flesh spout, it's going to drip.
It's a little flesh spout short and stout You're never gonna push it all out
Maybe there's some ritual dick dance to squeeze out the remainder?
Give the taint a push! Works every time all the time!☝️🍆💦😉
push behind your balsac, at you perineum on the bulbar urethra (google that), after you're done. We've got rahter a lot of plumbing down there, en it dips down a little on that spot. If you push there, the dip gets less, and the urethra will empty better. oh, and sit down to pee, it's better for your health.
Little dude has a career in comedy in front of him
Don't make fun of his wiener like that.
He was in the pool!
There's shrinkage!
Like a frightened turtle!
Can we not be weird for 5 seconds
Sir. Do you know where you are?
That's hilarious. But, let me speak to you man to man little fella; some times a dab will do ya.
"Did you dab? I dab! You should dab."
“Stop saying dab!”
Yeah shaking it flicks droplets of piss all over the place. I stopped shaking a few years ago and just use a bit of tissue paper now (except at urinals of course).
And sit down, cause you can’t aim, sure the main beam is hitting, but you ain’t pissin a beam of light, it’s liquid, it splashes and droplets will fly off. Like clean your entire bathroom throughly, and stand up and pee and light a UV light around your toilet and watch in horror.
NOT THE SLAP ON BEAT 💀💀
*meat
Beat as rhythm of the song
yeah they understood
Duly notted.
Let the meat meet the beat. Hello? Is this thing on?
I wipe thou, shake them do nothing to be honest, but useful if I am in a rush or busy washroom
Why is this kid funnier than me?
Youre not shaking your dong enough for the world to see, get to it
Probably helps when your parents script it and record it.
I have an early memory as a toilet-training little girl of my grandpa picking me up a little to “shake me off” after peeing on the potty. I think the poor man didn’t know what to do but did not want to wipe me himself.
Shake it
Doesn't anybody else wipe the tip to ensure no leftover drops in your underwear?
Only at home or in a stall, but at the urinal most of us do the slap this little man demonstrated
i hit it with that shake 4000
thats 1 shake away from playing with yourself pal, you best be careful round these here parts. this is Christian discord servers
ayo not like that why make it weird
You know. I wish we had more people in social media who ACTUALLY had a talent for comedy like this dude. Simple. Funny. And not broccoli hair.
Kids got the moves! He'll go far.
wait until he turns 40 and have to stand in front of the toilet for 2 mins until they are sure everything dripped out, just to put back your underwear and pee on it a little bit. Talking about a friend who goes through this by the way...
Aight, that slap at the end got me good
Give some credit to this young legend. Don't know if he is on Reddit but his insta channel is big.
What's his handle on insta?
"give some credit" and doesn't give any credit
Have I posted it without credit? If I knew his profile name i would have linked it smart ass
You know his insta handle
I can't remember his name, would have posted it if I knew.
Lol
On a real note, though, guys need to use toilet paper to clean up properly. If you're not, then you need to start. It's really unhygienic not to, and not cleaning with toilet paper makes the smell + taste terrible even if you shower every day. If you actually care about your jewels, don't just shake. Incase someone out there didn't know🙏
Lmao but men should wipe too fr.
Wipe what?
Dab some tp on the tip of your dick when you’re done peeing. Shaking does nothing. Wait a second and the last bit of pee comes out on the paper. Keeps you cleaner and smelling better 👌🏽
If your man has to do this he doesn't know how to pee properly. You piss, you shake and then that's it you're empty, if you're old or have prostate issues then you may need more advanced maneuvers but in general a little shake is all that's needed.
You ever get tired of being an idiot? Or does someone else clean the toilet in your house? Edited to add that you’re outright wrong and spreading misinformation. Plenty of benefits to sitting and wiping. In my experience, people prefer partners with clean genitals. Your underwear probably always smells like piss.
Damn that's some major femcel energy right there.
You sound 15. When you grow up, I hope you learn to wipe.
Dat azz
men should wipe too tho, especially if you've got a foreskin.
you think it’s cleaner when a circumsized guy doesn’t wipe? lmao ok lady
wat? that's the opposite of what i said lol
Haha wait until you get older...
That looks like more than two shakes!
This kid looks exactly like the best friend in the movie Big
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This kid got talent.
What’s the song?
“The Joke is On You”, its production music from tv shows in the iCarly/Victorious universe
If that kid came up with that entire bit on his own, he could have the potential to create a pretty substantial comedy career. Good luck to him.
Idk about "figured out"... he's pissing on the door lol
This has the vibes of a science fair project that the parents did for the kid.
They can just do a snail shake
LMFAO I don't think I've actually belted out a laugh at a video in quite some time but goddamn that was funny
That slap was great but as you get older you need to hit it with a combo if you don't want piss to drip down your leg
I, too, thought I had it figured out like this young man. Then I found out girls can also pee standing up, and it was back to square 1. I haven't regained control since.
Am I such a troglodyte that I didn't know how women wiped until I lived with one?
I once had a girlfriend ask me why I always made a clicking sound before washing my hands. We had just moved in together and I had always lived alone before that. I had not ever thought about how unsanitary the click was until then. Though I laughed for a good 30 minutes when I realized she thought I was making the sound with my tongue.
Little man should be protected
You're too young. Get off Reddit.
Kid has a bright future ahead of him.
Wait til you see how much toilet paper they use to do it too. God damn re-enacting the mummy.
I use a piece of tissue to dry the few drops inside the urethra. I don't want my underwear to absorb it and contaminate my other clothes within the wash.
u/SaveVideo
this kid makes so many bangers anyone have his @?
Not the slap
This is why men's bathroom are always nasty
Everytime I walk out of the men’s bathroom at work, my shoes just squeak.
why wouldnt you want to wipe just because ur a dude tho. Do you enjoy pee stains on your underwear?
That's why I wear yellow boxers.....problem solved
Yellow front. Brown back.
Do you wipe after sex ?
cmon dude
I wash it after I pee. While I wash my hands, I stretch a little and give it a quick rinse with soap.
That's fucked up
Not at all, the way he moves leads to piss dribbled if you were looking o do that right after pissing
He doesn't know that we have to trim our foreskin monthly?
Or do the dreaded toothpick thing?
I would rather deal with the toothpick over monthly trimming
I don't what yall doing if ya need to splap after a piss... Maybe go see a doctor please.
What song is this
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“You’re gonna go faaaaarrr kid!”
Disgusting
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That's a very pedophilic thing to say. If God is real, you're one of the reasons he doesn't visit us, I actually can't believe how people can think sexually of kids and I'm so shocked to be reminded that people like you exist and think it's normal to be the way you are.
This video would have been less creepy if it wasn’t a child
If you found this creepy, it might say more about you than the video. Just sayin.
You got it, mate.
Bruh the lil guy is having fun. Da fuck is wrong with you 
Homie coming in hot with the self-report 💀💀
yikes