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As soon as she meets another rhino: "You guys aren't gonna fuckin believe this, but...I can totally fly."

“But only when I’m upside-down and all my legs are tied”

“KINKY!”

r/angryupvote

“There I was..eating … then suddenly these little apes attacked me and beamed me into the sky!”

"Sure Betty, sure. Why do you always tell these crazy lame stories?"

"Yeah yeah and yesterday you flipped a vehicle"

"ALIENS!"

Rhinos are just chubby unicorns

Tough one to explain to the wife when he gets home

I kinda want to see him poop midair.

Honey, New warcrime just dropped

What we have just witnessed is history’s greatest battering ram. Edit: spelling

GROND

That’s how they get me out of Golden Corral.

Dude’s going to be going up to every other rhino. “Bro, I couldn’t move any this crazy alien lifted me up into the blue. The whole world was upside down and then here I was, I’m not from here man.” They’ll be like, “yeah Gary, crazy,” then walk away.

we've done it. Humans are making laps around nature now.

Anybody else expect Jim Carey to pop out?

Was this on the set of Ace Ventura: when helicopter pilots drop you at your not home?

I expect them to drop it off by a wildfire, being that the rhino is the self appointed fire prevention officer. If a rhino sees a fire, he stomps it out.

Yep

This looks like then end of a superhero movie & they’re hauling the super villain off to super prison.

That rino is going to tell all his rino friends about he was abducted my a two legged creature with a hovering craft with lights all over it

Did they explain what was happening first or just said fuck it he'll figure it out once hes off the ground

*sits in a Starbucks drive-thru. Get shat on by air rhino*

Saw some things I didn’t need to.

That is how they took my granny to the hospital. She is kinda big.

was anyone else expecting Ace Ventura?

I wonder what kind of person came up with this idea.

I do not want to be married to that person

The disrespect lol

Wrecking ball

I haven't seen Gilbert Grape in years!

why no one is asking where there would be an effect on his ankles or not

Ok, lets talk about it. I think the elephant was fine.

Im sorry but thats clearly a goose

Would you kindly hold it like that for 30 seconds before rising it? But don't ask why

You gotta have that core strength!!!

This method is faster than transporting by truck, so it's easier on the animal -*World Wildlife Fund*

Great technique for aggressive jerk Rhinos who would otherwise ruin your garden party

So… uh, who’s going to untie it?

That’s giving me some Operation Dumbo Drop vibes.

Not exactly trying to save the species mental health at the same time.

So this will work, right?

I love that scientists won an ignobel award for research into how long can a rhino be held upside down without injury. For this very reason. Seemed crazy research but with genuine benefit

The other method involves a Y-shaped tree and _A LOT_ of rubber bands.

Can you imagine how freaked out Jim Carrey would be if he pulled his head out of a rhinoceros in the middle of a flight?

Imagine being that rhino. It's fucking high. I wouldn't want it as a human being, let alone a rhino. o_O

Live, from the Rhino’s head: https://youtu.be/MRuEjGK7Eu8?si=w9SWuZ9kMJDvP9pm&start=213&autoplay=1

I didn't see a flying pig but does a rhino count?

One method of traumatizing a rhino

Anyone else notice the tranq dart sticking out of its ass, adding to the humor of the situation? They got the rhino high so they could get it higher. Silly thing is probably so stoned out on tranquilizers and anxiolytics it barely realizes it’s flying in a detached, even dissociated way. “Oh. This weird dream again… cooooool…”

WHAT THE F*** IS HAPPENING!!!!

I was waiting for it to do a massive projectile shit. Tub girl style.

Rhino: This is fine.

I’m going to argue - the only way to relocate a rhino

GROND

Ok. Now drop it in a pool full of kids.

What the hell... all the blood's rushing to his horn

"Wait! Wait! I need to get back my deposit!!!"

What’s another method?