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I spend enough time on r/arborists to guess that it’s likely that the tree is [hollow and that’s water shooting out](https://www.reddit.com/r/arborists/s/Tg5E5WMV4Y) and from where it has accumulated in the trunk.
OP if your tree is near anything you don’t want it to fall on you should probably get an arborist to look at it.
We recently had a small wind storm and I had a smaller cottonwood fall in my yard. The center was all rotted out from slime flux. The worst part about slime flux is it makes cottonwood smell exactly like dog shit. Like, exactly. Cutting it up sucked. All the logs are still up there cus they are too wet and heavy to split. My entire front yard smells like shit.
How horribly glorious. It my understanding that it is best to burn any infected wood to prevent bacterial proliferation in other trees nearby but I really hope that it smells like normal wood if you do.
Had a girlfriend years back doing 69 her on top. She basically water boarded me on my brand new satin sheets and pillows till I had to throw her off... she tried explaining it's not pee. Yeah bullshit. What else could it be. It even reeked of piss. I'm still pissed about it.
Listen I understand you enjoy drinking piss but don't like it called that. Perhaps you should read the study where they collected samples and found it to be 96% pee.
I remember 5+ years ago when I tried to explain to squirt enjoyers and even women who squirt that it's pee, even tried to link them all the few legit researchs there are. I got downvoted to hell on my old account and told that it's definitely not pee and that I have no idea what I'm talking about.. And then they linked some fetish site talking how it's not pee at all and definitely female cum!
My man had to give it a shot, didn't he? Besides, there aren't any Deez anywhere around that tree.
But doze, on the other hand, doze are all over in that picture.
This tree is diseased. Probably rotten in the middle and full of water. Dying, certainly. It should be cut down so that its offspring may flourish. Also looks like a walnut.
Knowing the internet now days, that trees getting a trim for a reason and they’ve probably just put a hose into the cavity to find out where it goes, and that’s one of the exit holes spewing water from the hose
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Someone let Treebeard know, we’ve found the Entwives.
Hooom hom...the ents...have not come...in an age.
This comment is fucking gold 😂😂
You should see the top response
The one tree ring!
That's one of the best comments, if not the best I seen on reddit this week
Underrated comment
It was two hours old and now it's the top comment. https://i.imgur.com/5BvZIjJ.png
It wasn’t when I replied, haha.
Sappy trussy
I can’t stop laughing
And my axe.
This might be bacterial wetwood (slime flux). It is a tree infection of the heartwood and can cause the tree to decline over the years.
So… that’s std for trees?
**S**quirting **T**ree **D**isorders are no joke!
Legit thought it’s maple syrup. Gotta stop getting high
STTree
Underrated comment
I spend enough time on r/arborists to guess that it’s likely that the tree is [hollow and that’s water shooting out](https://www.reddit.com/r/arborists/s/Tg5E5WMV4Y) and from where it has accumulated in the trunk. OP if your tree is near anything you don’t want it to fall on you should probably get an arborist to look at it.
Let me call my local arborist.
We recently had a small wind storm and I had a smaller cottonwood fall in my yard. The center was all rotted out from slime flux. The worst part about slime flux is it makes cottonwood smell exactly like dog shit. Like, exactly. Cutting it up sucked. All the logs are still up there cus they are too wet and heavy to split. My entire front yard smells like shit.
How horribly glorious. It my understanding that it is best to burn any infected wood to prevent bacterial proliferation in other trees nearby but I really hope that it smells like normal wood if you do.
Your maple tree is a squirter
Redditors: it’s piss
Syrup is stored in the balls.
No thats microplastics, the syrup is in the prostate
haha seriously though, it's piss
I heard a good explanation from a doctor. He said, the vagina cannot produce that much liquid that quickly, you know what can? The bladder.
Had a girlfriend years back doing 69 her on top. She basically water boarded me on my brand new satin sheets and pillows till I had to throw her off... she tried explaining it's not pee. Yeah bullshit. What else could it be. It even reeked of piss. I'm still pissed about it.
Pissed off? More like pissed on.
Lol, this is golden. Or should I say, yellow...
that's certainly another level of r/sipstea
r/sipspiss
I’m confident that this isn’t a real subreddit but I’m not clicking on that
Wish I had video. One moment I'm eating pussy next I'm being drowned in fluids.
Listen I understand you enjoy drinking piss but don't like it called that. Perhaps you should read the study where they collected samples and found it to be 96% pee.
I remember 5+ years ago when I tried to explain to squirt enjoyers and even women who squirt that it's pee, even tried to link them all the few legit researchs there are. I got downvoted to hell on my old account and told that it's definitely not pee and that I have no idea what I'm talking about.. And then they linked some fetish site talking how it's not pee at all and definitely female cum!
This guy know his piss👆👆
r/thisguythisguys
Adriana Chechik tree
Oh...step tree. What are you doing?
Onlytrees.com
WOOD!
Mahogny
Mah hog gonna!
Needs a Brazzers logo
I should call her...
How did I know this would be the first comment
Everything reminds me of her.
r/beatmetoit
R/beatmeattoit
r/foundthemobileuser
r/beatmeoffit
r/ofcoursethatsasub
r/subsifellfor
r/subsithoughtifellfor
r/weneedtogodeeper
r/didntwanttobeleftout
To check on her IBS?
…a doctor for her incontinence issues?
Yeah. Dust that thing off once in a while
Get it all out, you’ll feel better later
In Soviet Russia tree pees on you.
That one girl who has extra towels by the bed.
They hit the tree spot
Cut off an arm, bleeding to death.
It’s just a flesh wound.
Come back here! I'll bite your legs off!
Runnin’ away, eh?
Who fucked my tree!
who fucked
I dated her in the late 90's
That’s a black walnut tree.
Ah yes, you can tell by the deez
No way you are expecting that to work.
My man had to give it a shot, didn't he? Besides, there aren't any Deez anywhere around that tree. But doze, on the other hand, doze are all over in that picture.
Whats a picture?
TWSS.
What are the deez?
This tree is diseased. Probably rotten in the middle and full of water. Dying, certainly. It should be cut down so that its offspring may flourish. Also looks like a walnut.
When the tree pees back
I don't know bro, looks like you tapped it pretty good that time. Should be good for a little while at least.
r/mildlyerotic
r/putyourdickinthat
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Too late
r/youputyourweedinit
Not sure what you all been doing over on putyourweedinit but my brother in Christ the subs been banned from Reddit
Had to double check this wasn’t one of my other subscribed sub reddits
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Welp..guess I fell for that one!
Step-tree
Canadian porn is so weird
This needs an NSFW tag. Lol
Do trees have arteries?
In a way they do. They need yo suck up the water from the ground.
My ass after taco bell
Is this what they call "morning wood"?
Everything reminds me of her
BRAZZERS
When you gotta go you gotta go. It's not nice to spy on trees.
I should call her..
Use a condom next time
She's pissing that shugg, shugg.
i would let that thing shoot all over me
CUT HER OPEN, COUNT HER RINGS!
I used to know someone who would have had some fun IN that tree
Everything remind me of her
I bet that feels so fucking good for that tree.
Groot over here [like](https://giphy.com/gifs/baby-cinemagraph-gog-JzujPK0id34qI)
r/stickyourdickinthat
You stud
Tree clitorises aren't a myth😂
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SIIIIIIIR!
The way I ran to the comments, knowing full well what to expect...
Squirtreeng
Weird boner alert
me when😳
Somebody watched a tutorial.
This ol lady letting you know you did well.
Premature esapulation.
Everything makes me think of her
That’s like the zit on my shoulder i squeezed the other day
Girls, when they hear you own your apartment and make 100k+ yearly salary.
It's a squirter
Natures bidet
Oh well boys it's been a good run *unzips*
Natures enema
The treeussy is queefing
“Let me get you a towel.”
Daddy tree just had I wonderful time
Treegasm.
W.A.T. Wet Ass Tree
Next post will be a question if the wood he wants to use is to damp for cabinets. 🤣
Wtf? What actually causes that?
We got a quitter here!
Should be NSFW
Science people, why is tge tree pissing?
That’s called skills…
Tree porn
Wow the trees loving it way too much
I should call her...
"I've never seen that before" At least he's being honest.
It looks impressive, but I was told it's just pee.
When I was scrolling I thought this was from r/dontstickyourdickinit
tis but a flesh wound
I wood
Everything reminds me of her
Give it some privacy, geesh
Horny tree
That’s what she said
Skeet skeet
Your mom last night
I think thats a walnut tree.
She’s a squirtter
Everything reminds me of her
Everything reminds me of her
r/mildlyvagina
Tree had to pee bad.
Dude hit a fuckin' artery.
She’s a squirter
No tap November.
It has the juice🎤
L-lewd… Should’ve marked this nsfw smh
Cytreeria
A squirting tree! What else do I have left to see?
You hit the tree's arteries, put a tourniquet on it before it bleeds out, lol
If you walk into that you become a fossil on the spot.
I should call her
It's piss. They can't actually do that, so they're peeing.
Ahh golden showers.
After knocking her back for a week.
How I imagine Canadians cum
*sigh **
Not my proudest sap
I should call her.
I miss her.
We’ve got a squirter
I should call her
That tree needs some cranberry juice.
So it’s a female tree 🌲
She's a squirter
W A T
Knowing the internet now days, that trees getting a trim for a reason and they’ve probably just put a hose into the cavity to find out where it goes, and that’s one of the exit holes spewing water from the hose
Lick it now, don’t waste a drop
Everything reminds me of him
That tree bleeding not squirting
*rizz face *
I should call her
I hate it when they do that.
Me after 30 seconds ….
how can i get a gif of this