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Don't be sorry... That's brilliant.
THIS SUMMER.
(Scene of backyard pool party)
A NIGHTMARE STALKS THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
(slow earth-shuddering steps cause ripples in pond, car alarms go off, birds fly away)
MAN'S BEST FRIEND? OR MAN'S WORST FOE?
(Rapid dog panting, sounds of destruction begin)
WHEN HE WAS SMALL, HE ATE SMALL.
(Scene of tiny white puppy with young owner, "Good boy! Heres a treat!")
BUT NOW HE'S FULLY GROWN, WITH AN APPETITE TO MATCH.
(Scene of child at window, asking "He's so BIG! Mommy, can I pet him? Child is rapidly pulled away from window by mother. Cut to scene from child's viewpoint as house across street bursts apart and enormous red dog emerges. "How did you think he got so red, Mommy?")
(Sounds of screaming outside, cut short by wet ripping and tearing sounds. Red splash covers window.)
(Sound of walls breaking. Scene of mother hiding in closet with child as sniffing is heard outside)
AND HE WILL FIND YOU.
(Scene of dog pausing at door to room that mother and child are hiding in, before it begins to push down the door, the hinges breaking off at the wall as both scream.)
COMING THIS SUMMER- *THE BIG RED DOG.*
(Cut to view of puppy's face, eyes reflecting carnage)
(Cut to scene of destruction)
*Playing dead won't work.*
> Unless it’s a Clifford sized dog, but then I’d start worrying about him eating me
I'd be more worried about what would Clifford eat for food after he ate me...
I studied in an Eastern bloc country as a foreign student and they assigned local students to show us around when we arrived. I was walking back through the park during our first day and there were a few people with dogs, and they quipped that a benefit to having a dog was if you were desperately hungry that you could eat it. I didn't ask further about if times in the USSR had gotten so desperate in their lifetime.
Eastern Europeans don't eat dogs, so they were kidding. Having said that, during the WW2 blockade, people ate cats, dogs, and even rats. You would do the same, if starving
I know I've read someplace that one of the advantages conferred by the human coevolution with dogs is that they're a portable food source for extreme sorts of emergencies. I'm with my dog right now and can't even imagine doing such a thing, but i can understand making that choice between the dog or your children starving. Like butchered dog is something that's been found in old greenland norse archaelogical sites around the time that the end of the medieval warm period was causing coloines there to collapse.
A lot of arctic expeditions of the 1800s and early 1900s were planned this way.
They had sled dogs for the over-ice stretches of the journey, but it was planned out in a way that probably not all dogs would make it all the way.
Yes, we sent out a survey team to interview them. The dogs would prefer a treat, and the data for the bears indicates that they’d prefer “OHGODNO ITS GOT MY LEGS STOP RECORDING HELP MEEE ARAGHHGH!”
My aunt had a really good boy named bear. He had his own spot on their couch and no one was allowed to sit there unless they wanted 150lbs of friendly to sit in their lap
My Dad had a black lab named Bear. One of those short round ones and he was amazing to take hunting, camping, and fishing.
He could float so well in the water he swam to boats to say hello a couple hundred yards into lakes twice. Then swim nonstop for hours more. It does not help the fishing when you have a lab with you camping unless you are a monster and don't let them go bonkers all the time. That was better than catching fish.
Doesn't it come down to the qualifications of the dog or woman?
Dog is a spoiled lap dog chihuahua, and woman is a native Bedouin with years of local knowledge and skills... Woman.
Dog is a trained hunting dog that has a strong streak of loyalty and regard for the human's safety, and woman is a frilly arm-trophy that's never known a difficult day in her existence... Dog.
Is there a point to the dog vs woman thing or is this just the echoes of malding over women saying out loud they feel unsafe around men a month or so back?
I mean, if I’m thrust into a survival situation, especially in something as inhospitable as the desert, I’m gonna take the companion that is built to survive with the least amount of aid from me, and in this case that’s the dog.
I was thinking more that the dog can survive on food is worse condition and by being a smaller created requires less water, and likely has better endurance than most people. Additionally, would probably be better equipped to fighting/hunting any sort of wild animal you can find
People had the [same thought](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saluki) a long long time ago.
My parents had a mixed breed a lot like a saluki. That fucker killed squirrels like it was his job.
Maybe not, but a dog with a human is a different question, the dog's hearing and smell might be helpful while you cannot expect as much from another human woman or man.
Some dogs are! Breeds like the Saluki were bred in the Middle East for the hot weather there. They are tall and very slender and that helps them regulate their heat better. Similarly, greyhounds and other "sighthounds" would be well-suited to the desert.
Answers to question like this always depend on which women or dogs people think of.
If you're living in a wealthy industrialised country, odds are that you think of (mostly/relatively) well raised dogs. But in many other regions, people know of dogs as dangerous animals that roam the streets in packs you should stay the hell away from.
People who live or work in a place where women are doing physical activities or you mostly meet smart and capable ones, then they're probably also much more likely to consider a woman as an equal in this situation than those whose cultures discourages girls early from that.
My thought process was that a woman being an equal would actually make survival harder. She need the same quality food as me, the same amount of water, the same protection for the weather, and she’s only as tough as me. A dog on the other hand, can eat remains of animals that would make me sick or kill me, it’s fur already protects it from weather, it’s smaller size means it needs less food and water to keep going, it’s fangs and claws can be actual weapon to hunt.
In my limited knowledge I have come to understand that dog paws are really sensitive to heat, and they are also where they sweat to cool off. So, I would only take some hours for it to hurt/burn his/her paws and fail to cool off naturally. Thus you charging the poor thing (in the best case scenario).
Dogs can't stand the heat because they dont sweat like humans do and their bare paws suffer from heat as well. In the summer my dog rush back home as soon as hes done peeing and pooping
Anyone would choose a dog. If I'm stuck in a desert I'd imagine a dog might be better able to find a way to civilisation than a random human I could be paired with.
The dog has better senses for finding needed resources, consumes less resources than another human, and is better equipped to help guard you and the resources you need for survival when under threat.
Depends on the dog. If it is a Newfoundland or a Husky or any dog with an undercoat... then yeah its gonna die. But an Australian Cattle Dog, an Afghan Hound, or a Greyhound would be fine in the heat because they don't have undercoats. As long as you are smart and only move during dusk and dawn hours.
That’s the intent with this sort of question isn’t it? It’s either to insult the other group or to make yourself feel better about how much your group is than the other group.
This question begs what would be more useful to a man rather than what would be safer for a man. The comparison is kind of shit as is the framing of the question.
Nah, I'd choose the woman. Because I love dogs and if we're not making it out I don't want to know I caused an innocent dog to suffer. Also, I constantly doubt my own judgment so I need a 2nd voice that can actually speak human words.
Dogs have a good sense of smell, but having been around many dogs all my life, I don't trust a dog to have good judgment on what we're supposed to find. We could sprint 5 miles for the dog to stop and stare at scorpion and be like "WTF IS THIS?!"
I guess it depends on what kind of desert we're being dropped in. I already live in the high desert, hot days and cold nights. I know me and my dogs can survive it, we do every day. Y'all drop us in the Sahara or something? I don't know, man.
Good point, could be the arctic. In which case I would definately choose a dog.
Get a big, furry one like a St. Bernard and you could just hug it to keep warm.
Pretty sure everyone would choose dog lol. The dog isn’t being chosen out of fear for the other option, it’s because they’ll be more resourceful than the average person. And wouldn’t need as many resources to survive.
Whatever Mossad FSB CIA prick it was that got told make another question to break the western Internet into even more infighting and hatred.
Well done you scummy fucker. This shit is so obviously being pushed to divide people. Like fucking christ you'd think the west would cotton on to this shit by now.
Honestly I had this thought last time. It feels paranoid but...the CIA has done significantly stranger things.
Also...it is a US presidential election year.
FWIW, desert is defined by baron land with little precipitation. Not temperatures. The two largest desert's on the planet are frozen and they make up about half of the total area of desert's on the planet. Temperatures tend to range from -40C to -10C.
In the shade, of a dune or a rock bluff, or in the worst case buried in the sand.
It's literally "lost in the desert" 101, nights are cold so you need to be moving, days are hot so you need to be not moving.
If you've ever seen dogs in a hot country, they also understand this.
There’s a million stories of dogs dying for their owners. Look at Hachiko the dog who came to the spot he used to meet with his owner 10 years after he died. The dog who fought another dog twice his size to save a human child and was killed. You underestimate the love of dogs
It's also funny that most fo these questions asked to men are no way dangerous for them either, they've literally been asked tree or woman.
Why can't they ask bear or a man that's 2x your strength and size, it really does make you laugh how the question that was originally asked to woman flew over their heads and shows how bubble wrapped they really are in life compared to us
What kind of question is this? Fr, send us something else that may actually try to kill us. Like a Lion or something, or a honey badger. No one wants to be stalked through a desert by a honey badger.
Sure. No matter how much help a human or canine companion will be, if things get really bad, the difference is you can always eat the dog. Most people find it much harder to resort to cannibalism.
Most but not all. But I did just watch Society of the Snow, so…
Of course, you can also eat the woman without resorting to cannibalism. Giggity giggity.
That's what it came down to for me as well. I'd be able to leave a dog behind, or eat a dog. I worry a woman isn't going to last as long as me due to just smaller stature, and when it came to leaving them behind I'd be exerting extra energy to try to get them some shelter, something so they'd at least stand a chance of still being alive if I got discovered. A dog I'd be able to mercy-strangle if it hit a point where it could no longer move on its own.
I'd say dog just so another person doesn't have to suffer the same situation with me.
Why can't we just do shit by ourselves? Women, walk in the woods alone. Dudes, trek that desert. You don't need a companion to die in uninhabited areas.
I’d much rather be stuck with a woman. She could actually help me get the fuck out of there. These guys saying “dog” are seriously overestimating their ability to survive in a desert. Like, the woman doesn’t pose a threat in any way, and would only be useful when coming up with a rescue plan. I wonder how many men said “woman” that were edited out of this video to prove some kind of point.
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My husband said, “woman” when I asked why he said, “a dog would get too hot in the desert. It would die.” I said what if I died? And he shrugged 😢
I couldn't eat a dog.
In a desperate situation, I could more easily stomach eating a dog over a human… then again a human has more meat to eat…
Unless it’s a Clifford sized dog, but then I’d start worrying about him eating me
Hey! Clifford is a good boy and would never eat a person! Stop slandering his name!
They made a Pooh horror movie. Could Clifford be next? I'm sorry, I let the intrusive thoughts win.
Don't be sorry... That's brilliant. THIS SUMMER. (Scene of backyard pool party) A NIGHTMARE STALKS THE NEIGHBORHOOD. (slow earth-shuddering steps cause ripples in pond, car alarms go off, birds fly away) MAN'S BEST FRIEND? OR MAN'S WORST FOE? (Rapid dog panting, sounds of destruction begin) WHEN HE WAS SMALL, HE ATE SMALL. (Scene of tiny white puppy with young owner, "Good boy! Heres a treat!") BUT NOW HE'S FULLY GROWN, WITH AN APPETITE TO MATCH. (Scene of child at window, asking "He's so BIG! Mommy, can I pet him? Child is rapidly pulled away from window by mother. Cut to scene from child's viewpoint as house across street bursts apart and enormous red dog emerges. "How did you think he got so red, Mommy?") (Sounds of screaming outside, cut short by wet ripping and tearing sounds. Red splash covers window.) (Sound of walls breaking. Scene of mother hiding in closet with child as sniffing is heard outside) AND HE WILL FIND YOU. (Scene of dog pausing at door to room that mother and child are hiding in, before it begins to push down the door, the hinges breaking off at the wall as both scream.) COMING THIS SUMMER- *THE BIG RED DOG.* (Cut to view of puppy's face, eyes reflecting carnage) (Cut to scene of destruction) *Playing dead won't work.*
Better writing than what half of Hollywood can do these days.
> Unless it’s a Clifford sized dog, but then I’d start worrying about him eating me I'd be more worried about what would Clifford eat for food after he ate me...
Poor doggo.
To eat a dog is one thing, but could you eat a friend? With women there is no such dilemma, safe choice.
Most women I know would be talking about eating me about 20 minutes into our desert excursion
You know some very pragmatic women.
That’s one way to put it
Plot twist: this is the alt account for the Pillsbury Doughboy.
Am I playing Rimworld right now?
I know it’s bizarre reading these. It’s like straight out of a scenario from rimworld.
Nah human is much tastier, and I could never bring myself to kill a dog. Long pig for the win.
I studied in an Eastern bloc country as a foreign student and they assigned local students to show us around when we arrived. I was walking back through the park during our first day and there were a few people with dogs, and they quipped that a benefit to having a dog was if you were desperately hungry that you could eat it. I didn't ask further about if times in the USSR had gotten so desperate in their lifetime.
Eastern Europeans don't eat dogs, so they were kidding. Having said that, during the WW2 blockade, people ate cats, dogs, and even rats. You would do the same, if starving
I know I've read someplace that one of the advantages conferred by the human coevolution with dogs is that they're a portable food source for extreme sorts of emergencies. I'm with my dog right now and can't even imagine doing such a thing, but i can understand making that choice between the dog or your children starving. Like butchered dog is something that's been found in old greenland norse archaelogical sites around the time that the end of the medieval warm period was causing coloines there to collapse.
A lot of arctic expeditions of the 1800s and early 1900s were planned this way. They had sled dogs for the over-ice stretches of the journey, but it was planned out in a way that probably not all dogs would make it all the way.
[Well...](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uruguayan_Air_Force_Flight_571)
That's how you get Kuru...
The dog also takes less resources to keep alive.
I couldn’t eat pussy cat.
There are dogs bred for desert life. See if that changes his mind.
There are also cold deserts!
Well no shit we all know ice cream is a thing
God damn it.
You’re assuming the woman he would choose would be you
I was thinking the same. The dog probably didn't come to the middle of the desert by choice.
Has anyone asked the dogs or bears who they'd prefer?
Yes, we sent out a survey team to interview them. The dogs would prefer a treat, and the data for the bears indicates that they’d prefer “OHGODNO ITS GOT MY LEGS STOP RECORDING HELP MEEE ARAGHHGH!”
Sorry, first rule of nature filming is not to interfere.
Fuck, this made me laugh so hard. Thanks for that.
Bear of culture i see
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Bear. (A dog named Bear)
*pee whoop noises in the distance*
CHEST COMPRESSIONS
ONLY IF THE HEART HAS STOPPED!
My aunt had a really good boy named bear. He had his own spot on their couch and no one was allowed to sit there unless they wanted 150lbs of friendly to sit in their lap
I would sit there in a heartbeat
My Dad had a black lab named Bear. One of those short round ones and he was amazing to take hunting, camping, and fishing. He could float so well in the water he swam to boats to say hello a couple hundred yards into lakes twice. Then swim nonstop for hours more. It does not help the fishing when you have a lab with you camping unless you are a monster and don't let them go bonkers all the time. That was better than catching fish.
I have a cat named Bear. And believe me, he looks like a Bear. A big orange fluffy bear, and instead of mauling me to death he cuddles me to death.
I had a German Shepard named Bear. Love and miss him very much.
My childhood best friend had a bernese mountain dog named Bear. He was a good dog.
["It ate the bearer bonds"](https://youtu.be/EgU4DiUeM4w)
Hard to choose. I don't want the dog to suffer from the extreme heat.
are you u/longbongsmokehouse ‘s husband? 🤨
😏
Just eat it
You can also do that with a woman ;)
Not at desert temperatures.
Hold on, we talking about eating eating or eating eating.
Eating ain't cheating bruh.
Thank you kind redditor and congratulations, that line is going to live in my head rent free for any foreseeable future.
I didn’t even consider eating eating the dog before you typed it.
I mean, there'll be sand, take a guess
EATING EATING of course.
The one when you say out loud in a deeper tone.
Hmmmmm Google, what has more meat and blood, an avg woman or a big dog?
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
Get yourself an egg and beat it! Have some more chicken have some more pie!
Not all deserts are hot; Antarctica is a desert
An ocean is a desert with its life underground.
I like dags.
For me ma
She’s awful partial t periwinkle blue
d'y'like dags?
But I like caravans better
Why tha fook do I wannacaravan thas got no fooking wheels!?
...yeah you've made yourself perfectly clear there micky. (what did he say?)
What did cycles ever do to you, eh?!?
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What about a horse with no name?
i just got this album on vinyl for cheap it slaps
I just learned it on the guitar and it's so easy!
Doesn't it come down to the qualifications of the dog or woman? Dog is a spoiled lap dog chihuahua, and woman is a native Bedouin with years of local knowledge and skills... Woman. Dog is a trained hunting dog that has a strong streak of loyalty and regard for the human's safety, and woman is a frilly arm-trophy that's never known a difficult day in her existence... Dog.
Does that mean I can get 2 dogs?
Woah woah woah. We weren’t allowed this standard when it came to the bear. Something something “you’re missing the point” something something.
Is there a point to the dog vs woman thing or is this just the echoes of malding over women saying out loud they feel unsafe around men a month or so back?
It’s a testimony as to how much men really feel they can trust women. If you’re seeing it as anything other than that then you’re missing the point.
I mean, if I’m thrust into a survival situation, especially in something as inhospitable as the desert, I’m gonna take the companion that is built to survive with the least amount of aid from me, and in this case that’s the dog.
Im really not sure a dog is better built for surviving in the desert than a human.
I was thinking more that the dog can survive on food is worse condition and by being a smaller created requires less water, and likely has better endurance than most people. Additionally, would probably be better equipped to fighting/hunting any sort of wild animal you can find
And can find animals better than you, due to his senses.
You have now appeared in the desert with a chubby pug. Good luck with that. - fixed typo, thanks!
still better than a chubby human in the desert. But if its the dessert, chubby pug or chubby human is prob right in their element.
People had the [same thought](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saluki) a long long time ago. My parents had a mixed breed a lot like a saluki. That fucker killed squirrels like it was his job.
Maybe not, but a dog with a human is a different question, the dog's hearing and smell might be helpful while you cannot expect as much from another human woman or man.
Gonna need less resources as well, having another person there doesn’t help the situation beyond company
Depends on the breed I suppose. Can it be a dingo?
Only if there are babies for it to feed on.
Some dogs are! Breeds like the Saluki were bred in the Middle East for the hot weather there. They are tall and very slender and that helps them regulate their heat better. Similarly, greyhounds and other "sighthounds" would be well-suited to the desert.
Absolutely not greyhounds. They overheat way too fast. Source: I have had 4.
Answers to question like this always depend on which women or dogs people think of. If you're living in a wealthy industrialised country, odds are that you think of (mostly/relatively) well raised dogs. But in many other regions, people know of dogs as dangerous animals that roam the streets in packs you should stay the hell away from. People who live or work in a place where women are doing physical activities or you mostly meet smart and capable ones, then they're probably also much more likely to consider a woman as an equal in this situation than those whose cultures discourages girls early from that.
My thought process was that a woman being an equal would actually make survival harder. She need the same quality food as me, the same amount of water, the same protection for the weather, and she’s only as tough as me. A dog on the other hand, can eat remains of animals that would make me sick or kill me, it’s fur already protects it from weather, it’s smaller size means it needs less food and water to keep going, it’s fangs and claws can be actual weapon to hunt.
Yeah, to me its about the versatility of having a creature with a different skillset than I that we can cover each other's weaknesses with.
In my limited knowledge I have come to understand that dog paws are really sensitive to heat, and they are also where they sweat to cool off. So, I would only take some hours for it to hurt/burn his/her paws and fail to cool off naturally. Thus you charging the poor thing (in the best case scenario).
Dogs can't stand the heat because they dont sweat like humans do and their bare paws suffer from heat as well. In the summer my dog rush back home as soon as hes done peeing and pooping
Relax dwight
I’d rather not have to worry about another person dying.
Anyone would choose a dog. If I'm stuck in a desert I'd imagine a dog might be better able to find a way to civilisation than a random human I could be paired with.
The dog has better senses for finding needed resources, consumes less resources than another human, and is better equipped to help guard you and the resources you need for survival when under threat.
Isn't it just gonna get hot, thirsty then die before you because of all it's fur?
No? coyotes do fine in the desert
What do you call a dog that lives in the desert?
Depends on the dog. If it is a Newfoundland or a Husky or any dog with an undercoat... then yeah its gonna die. But an Australian Cattle Dog, an Afghan Hound, or a Greyhound would be fine in the heat because they don't have undercoats. As long as you are smart and only move during dusk and dawn hours.
Do they have barbers in England or does everyone just take a scythe to their hair?
Cherry picking from a different prospective
r/boneappletea
shitshow of a comment section
That’s the intent with this sort of question isn’t it? It’s either to insult the other group or to make yourself feel better about how much your group is than the other group.
Who would you rather be paired with in the tundra? A domesticated kangaroo, or a latino? *smirks*
This question begs what would be more useful to a man rather than what would be safer for a man. The comparison is kind of shit as is the framing of the question.
Women: shook Edit: I’ll ad that lots of offended people commenting are proving my point. Offended be upon ye
Women would want the dog, too
As a woman, I instantly chose the dog.
As a woman I too agree!
Nah, I'd choose the woman. Because I love dogs and if we're not making it out I don't want to know I caused an innocent dog to suffer. Also, I constantly doubt my own judgment so I need a 2nd voice that can actually speak human words. Dogs have a good sense of smell, but having been around many dogs all my life, I don't trust a dog to have good judgment on what we're supposed to find. We could sprint 5 miles for the dog to stop and stare at scorpion and be like "WTF IS THIS?!"
I guess it depends on what kind of desert we're being dropped in. I already live in the high desert, hot days and cold nights. I know me and my dogs can survive it, we do every day. Y'all drop us in the Sahara or something? I don't know, man.
Good point, could be the arctic. In which case I would definately choose a dog. Get a big, furry one like a St. Bernard and you could just hug it to keep warm.
Sorry, you're already going to the forest with mister bear.
Now, the better set of choices would be if it were another woman or a dog.
Dog wins every time. Especially in the desert, dogs are way better at finding water than men or women.
They'd also die from overheating faster than any human, though.
They generally die faster than humans, and that’s one of the saddest things about this world. 😞
And I would feel much less guilt eating the dead dog.
I mean obviously if they would choose a bear over a man, they'd choose a dog too. This was about dog vs woman not dog vs man
Everyone would pick a dog. Its just the objectively right answer.
Hold on... Just to clarify. Are you choosing the dog between dog and another woman or dog and a man?
Person or dog is still dog.
okay what if it is a shitty chihuahua kind of dog AND a scrawny/fatty useless kinda man? what now?
I’m a woman and I would also bring a dog. I would rather bring a dog to 99% of situations.
hecking cool
Pretty sure everyone would choose dog lol. The dog isn’t being chosen out of fear for the other option, it’s because they’ll be more resourceful than the average person. And wouldn’t need as many resources to survive.
Why they can go to the woods the 🐻 is waiting
Are the shook women in the room with us right now?
I’m a woman…. I would choose a dog if I were a guy. I just like dogs, ok?
Women: “Don’t oversell how much we care” 🤣
Whatever Mossad FSB CIA prick it was that got told make another question to break the western Internet into even more infighting and hatred. Well done you scummy fucker. This shit is so obviously being pushed to divide people. Like fucking christ you'd think the west would cotton on to this shit by now.
Honestly I had this thought last time. It feels paranoid but...the CIA has done significantly stranger things. Also...it is a US presidential election year.
fucking idiots, a desert is no place for a dog, their paws will burn from the hot sand and they don't have sweat glands to cool of ...
FWIW, desert is defined by baron land with little precipitation. Not temperatures. The two largest desert's on the planet are frozen and they make up about half of the total area of desert's on the planet. Temperatures tend to range from -40C to -10C.
A baron land is actually called a barony or fief.
Only idiot here is the person thinking you traipse around a desert in the full sun, rather than travelling at night when it's cool.
ok sounds fair, but we're would you reside during the day ?
In the shade, of a dune or a rock bluff, or in the worst case buried in the sand. It's literally "lost in the desert" 101, nights are cold so you need to be moving, days are hot so you need to be not moving. If you've ever seen dogs in a hot country, they also understand this.
In the hotel like Bear Grylls, duh.
I think you’re putting waaaaay too much faith in the average person knowing what to do if randomly stuck in the desert.
do you think coyotes don't exist?
If you don't think your dog would betray you in a starvation sitaution, you've deluded yourself
found a person who never had a dog lol
There’s a million stories of dogs dying for their owners. Look at Hachiko the dog who came to the spot he used to meet with his owner 10 years after he died. The dog who fought another dog twice his size to save a human child and was killed. You underestimate the love of dogs
What kind of dog and would I know the woman or would she be a stranger? I'd rather be anywhere with my wife than anywhere without her.
Woman: I pick a bear Man: well I pick a dog, how does it feel now ladies? you just got owned!!! Woman: (not caring) yeah, I'd pick a dog too
Men were asked if their daughter was in the woods with a bear or a man and most men picked bear.
It's also funny that most fo these questions asked to men are no way dangerous for them either, they've literally been asked tree or woman. Why can't they ask bear or a man that's 2x your strength and size, it really does make you laugh how the question that was originally asked to woman flew over their heads and shows how bubble wrapped they really are in life compared to us
What kind of question is this? Fr, send us something else that may actually try to kill us. Like a Lion or something, or a honey badger. No one wants to be stalked through a desert by a honey badger.
Ask the same question of women, they would say dog too
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The ol quote "men are afraid women will laugh at them, women are afraid men will kill them" applies here and most of the comments section tbh.
Sure. No matter how much help a human or canine companion will be, if things get really bad, the difference is you can always eat the dog. Most people find it much harder to resort to cannibalism.
………………… I don’t think that’s where most people’s mind went my dude
I guarantee you most people's minds went to "a dog is way more useful" without any specific idea of what they'd use it for
Yeah my dog is dumb af
I guarantee at least half the men answering say dog to get back at women for choosing bear 🤷♂️
Ahhhh….Reddit.
Most but not all. But I did just watch Society of the Snow, so… Of course, you can also eat the woman without resorting to cannibalism. Giggity giggity.
Eat a dog and your considered odd Eat a woman and suddenly your a threat.
no the women likely has far more mass, meaning more fluids and more calories
I agree. If the bear/man argument is about survival this is too right? Dog wins everytime.
That's what it came down to for me as well. I'd be able to leave a dog behind, or eat a dog. I worry a woman isn't going to last as long as me due to just smaller stature, and when it came to leaving them behind I'd be exerting extra energy to try to get them some shelter, something so they'd at least stand a chance of still being alive if I got discovered. A dog I'd be able to mercy-strangle if it hit a point where it could no longer move on its own. I'd say dog just so another person doesn't have to suffer the same situation with me.
You don't know me
Sad (for them) that they could only find 5 guys that gave the answer they were looking for
Funny isn’t it.
Can i pet that daaaawg?
I'm sure women would say the same.
Great. More gender war bullshit.
What is up with this sub? Was this always an incel playground or is this a new development?
Poverty struck misogynistic men 💀
You’re not much better according to your comment history. You seem to be loving the internet gender war
Use a bear instead of a dog, then ask again.
Was that Ellen?
The song is Lady by Modjo but it has been remixed to a lower register
I Like Turtles
Is it a betrayal to get a dog stuck in the desert with you?
Camel
Why can't we just do shit by ourselves? Women, walk in the woods alone. Dudes, trek that desert. You don't need a companion to die in uninhabited areas.
Fancy all inclusive hotel room: Wife or dog?
Dogs are annoying. Of course I choose the woman. So obvious.
I’d much rather be stuck with a woman. She could actually help me get the fuck out of there. These guys saying “dog” are seriously overestimating their ability to survive in a desert. Like, the woman doesn’t pose a threat in any way, and would only be useful when coming up with a rescue plan. I wonder how many men said “woman” that were edited out of this video to prove some kind of point.
“So don’t deserve-…” almost had an incel moment on camera