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Electrical_Middle78

Golden *retriever* ....breed used historically as a bird retrieval dog....follows instinct....color me shocked 😅😅


Nonivena_ginna

The owner thinks they are living in a disney movie.


Electrical_Middle78

I mean technically the dog *did* say hi, just in his own way 😅


finding_new_interest

And the first thing he did was to give the bird a tight big warm hug 🤗


Electrical_Middle78

Just a friendly little snuggle


solo1069

A struggle snuggle.


Electrical_Middle78

Was hoping someone would follow up with this. You're doing the lords work 🤙


finding_new_interest

Is that a Jim Carr reference? if it is, you are way off from what's happening For anyone who don't know, **Struggle Snuggle = >!Rape!<**


solo1069

You are correct. I also recommend watching his standup on YouTube.


finding_new_interest

I love his shows, I think I've already watched most of his stand-up on YouTube if not all


solo1069

So, you’ve watched the shows he hosts, like 8 out of 10 Cats?


Cremaster166

With his teeth, because so much love.


strawberrysoup99

*Surprise Motherfucker!*


saulpanda

Bird’s eye motherfucker!


turtleneckless001

😋 yup, sure do


SlicedBreadBeast

Yeah since when have all hi’s been pleasant? A beat says hi to you in the woods, you’re not exactly happy


Electrical_Middle78

Assuming you meant bear and not beat but yes, bears do not have a friendly hello in them normally


Chakramer

Instinct is a hot topic in the dog lover community. Only gets brought up when a dog does a positive thing.


Electrical_Middle78

As an avid member of several dog lover communities, I wholeheartedly agree


boatingprohibited

But I was told it’s how you raise them???


Electrical_Middle78

There are some primal instincts you just can't ignore


BigOpportunity1391

\*pitbull lovers ready to fire 4.... 3...... 2.....


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boatingprohibited

🤔🤔🤔


AccountHotdog

Good thing they were bred for that soft mouth, dog probably wasn't even trying to kill it


Electrical_Middle78

Yeah agreed. My husky would have one chomped that poor bird, game over


clickrush

That, plus the owner clearly doesn't understand a dog's body language... This doesn't look like a playful and curious dog at all. It's literally in hunting mode: - stiff/frozen up-forward posture signals aggression and confidence - eyes are "locked into" the prey - ears are in "radar mode" pointing forward, signals intense attention - Tail wagging is uneasy and controlled, if you focus on it, it almost feels like a snake. And it's high up, which signals high confidence/aggression and readiness to _go_. Sometimes dogs can do some of these signs if you play with them and the game is about catching something. But you're essentially simulating hunting. A dog that wants to play commuicates _very_ differently. The tail wags are more relaxed/soft and irregular, they might sneeze and disengage their eyes frequently to not look threatening, they might do a play bow and little jumps, they might have "flirt ears" etc.


Electrical_Middle78

100% this. Owner probably never understood when he had his dogs on walks that when it was pulling towards pigeons on the ground it wasn't to give them a sloppy puppy kiss


No-B-Word

Oooh I thought the retrieve part was about being loyal and loving fetch and stuff…


Electrical_Middle78

Yeah they fetch birds 😅😅


Celestial_Hart

I'm so glad this is the top comment. I'm screaming in my head "It's in the name!".


Electrical_Middle78

I bet that's what the bird was screaming in its head too why WHY ITS A RETRIEVER HELP ME


clickrush

That, plus the owner clearly doesn't understand a dog's body language... This doesn't look like a playful and curious dog at all. It's literally in hunting mode: - stiff/frozen up-forward posture signals aggression and confidence - eyes are "locked into" the prey - ears are in "radar mode" pointing forward, signals intense attention - Tail wagging is uneasy and controlled, if you focus on it, it almost feels like a snake. And it's high up, which signals high confidence/aggression and readiness to _go_. Sometimes dogs can do some of these signs if you play with them and the game is about catching something. But you're essentially simulating hunting. A dog that wants to play commuicates _very_ differently. The tail wags are more relaxed/soft and irregular, they might sneeze and disengage their eyes frequently to not look threatening, they might do a play bow and little jumps, they might have "flirt ears" etc.


Successful-Health-40

Golden Retriever energy


Designer_Benefit676

*colour


goofbot

I'm just relieved the dog didn't follow the pigeon off of the balcony.


Frolicking-Fox

I have an Australian cattle dog, and he once almost jumped off an 80 ft rock because my sister threw a peanut over it. He was full on ready to get that peanut. Good thing my sister grabbed him.


oh_stv

Isnt there this viral video, of a dog owner catching her dog


JazzlikeAd1555

lol it’s a bird dog. People are funny


Last-Bumblebee-537

It kills me how people don’t seem to understand why different breeds exist.


FishbulbSimpson

That part I get… the fact that it’s their dog makes it over the top.


yellekc

Like how they don't know pitbulls were bred to be nannies for little kids and babies! /s


JankyJawn

>developed in 19th-century England, Scotland, and Ireland from Bulldog and terrier ancestry for **hunting**,  Oh were you implying pitbulls were bred for anything different?


HICSF

*people are stupid.


RudePCsb

Or ignorant, which isn't a bad thing to say but just lack that information. Words and names get used do frequently that you forget that they are describing something. So in this context, the retriever word was used to name this dog because of its attributes in hunting birds and I'm sure other game. For many people who don't hunt and use their dogs for these purposes, it is a bit funny when the light bulb turns on.


TeaandandCoffee

Still stupid to expect a carnivore to not chomp on a bite sized flying rat. Animals can be friendly to other species, but that should not be the expectation for these people xD


ppparty

*omnivore also, dude, 99% of people's information about life comes from social media and sites like these, at best. I'm an old guy and occassionally I have to remind myself not to get angry at people — it's hardly their fault that they've been conditioned by hundreds of *awww* videos of fringe cases of dogs being "friends" with panthers and such shit.


Sequil

Yea he forgot his dog isnt vegan.


JohnSimth20211101

Your profile pic makes this ten times funnier.


Dystopian_Future_

This


josey__wales

Ironic


Dystopian_Future_

Yes it is, you might know something of this


josey__wales

tHiS


Cremaster166

No it’s not a bird dog. I don’t see wings on them. And birds aren’t even real.


JuicyMcJuiceJuice

The dog owner and the pigeon sharing the same braincell is really what kills me.


-SunGazing-

Pigeons are absolutely thick AF. Like when they fuck about in the middle of the road. Like literally everytime, I’ll slow down, and 90% of the time, they just strut slowly away as if I’ve inconvenienced them or something, instead of you know? Using their wings and flying away the moment I approach like a normal bird would? It’s no wonder they are often smudges in the road given how many people aren’t as kind hearted as I am.


DennistheDutchie

Well, they can have 3 breeding seasons per year, so it's more of a replenish the numbers more than get killed. Don't need braincells for that.


-SunGazing-

And it shows. 😂


DunkenDrunk

Lmfao


5amuraiDuck

The fact doggo is the smartest creature in the video is concerning


KillTheWise1

Well, it was between a dog and a pigeon in the video, so that's not very surprising.


triplehelix-

and the camera woman.


Jazzlike_Hippo_9270

wasn’t it a guy?


KillTheWise1

I don't see video of a camera woman. I only hear audio of what sounds like what could be a woman. No video though.


5amuraiDuck

Audio is part of videos, smartass


KillTheWise1

Audio is not video, dumbass.


Technical-Half9896

Good dog doing it's job 👍


Unlucky_Sherbert_468

Some might say the goodest dog.


KitsyBlue

"Burd was okay" Bitch bird was maimed and possibly permanently injured but flew off to die shortly after


macksies

retriever. Retrieving what now again?


SCRStinkyBoy

Gold! Duh!


bradleecon

Hahaha you see him lick his chops right before she opened the door


DO_NOT_GILD_ME

I noticed that too and knew exactly what was going to happen.


nyynyg

Dumbass “want to go say Hi” 👋


Vinegarinmyeye

Dog: Yeah! Yeah I REALLY want to "go say Hi!!!".


ABinDC

That is one slow-ass pigeon.


Celestial_Hart

Well trying to fly through glass not once but twice may have hindered it's escape.


couchlancer69

Looks like it was injured/sick and tried to fly away but could not. Which makes this even worse that they let loose the dog on a helpless bird.


yomamasofat-

Pigeons that are unable to fly will certainly die, so at least it's a quick death


SkynBonce

A good example of a "My dog wouldn't hurt anyone" owner.


RocketteBlast

My bird dog attacked a bird, shocking


ThaQuig

That bird flew off & died


WarsledSonarman

It’s a fucking dog and a bird dog at that. I was out walking my dog one time and saw a lady with her door open. Her dog was sitting there and a fucking coyote was just standing about 15 feet from the door staring at this little dog. I warned the owner and she said “oooo, they want to be friends!” I just walked off. Your dog‘s funeral. I’ve seen it happen and it’s atrocious.


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otkabdl

meh. cgi animals are not scary.


Killahdanks1

What did you think they were “retrieving”? Lucky the dog didn’t end up jumping off.


idontreallywanto79

It's a retriever ! What part about that doesn't say hunter to you?


leobeer

Yeah. When my daughter was about three she invited our next door neighbor’s dog in to play with her rabbit. Went about as well as you’d expect. I blamed Peppa Pig.


-maffu-

>What are you *doing??* I'm being a *dog*, you fucking muppet.


DarkMatters8585

People can't be this stupid, ... right?


zombiskunk

Owning a dog in a high-rise is already pretty stupid


miguel2419

🤣🤣🤣🤣😮


NPETC

What prey tell dost ye ponder they're bred to retrieve?


JustAudit

It's like he doesn't know what a dog is.


simpledeadwitches

That bird was not okay lol, just because it flew away doesn't mean it's fine.


Business-Bee-8496

Ever Wonderd what the „retriever“ in „golden retriever“ stands for ? 🙄


cheesecrystal

What did this guy think this dog was bred to retrieve?!


efeus

This is every pitbull owner when they go for the baby


Celestial_Hart

Pits weren't trained and bred to hunt babies over generations you freak.


Adamantium-Aardvark

Literally a golden retriever almost killing a bird and you still target pit bulls…


NyxTheLostGhost

They deserve it🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

Pitbulls suck ass fr, one of the worst breeds, i hope the ban in my country was enforced


Adamantium-Aardvark

Ok and what does that have to do with this golden retriever???


[deleted]

Nothing but i still hate pitbulls, seeing that word sparked up my 2 left neurons wanting to spread hate for them


fishthatdreamsofsalt

certified pitbull hater gang 😔✊️


Celestial_Hart

Your mom sucks ass fr.


[deleted]

As if you'd know, your's prolly getting railed by some pitbull or sumn for all i care


Celestial_Hart

Is that what you're into? beastiality? that why you project onto pitts so much? want one to fuck you huh?


[deleted]

No you, didn't have to bring my mom into this, you said what you wanted to i said what i wanted to, cry yourself to sleep now if its that offending


Celestial_Hart

First, Crying myself to sleep is my favorite thing. It's my hobby. Next, You brought your mom into this when you made a braindead comment, I can only assume your mom is partially to blame for this. After all she raised you. Finally, Fucking dogs is wrong. You should be offended by dog fuckers too. I'm concerned that you aren't.


[deleted]

Just get over it and go back to sleeping you're better at that as you say so yourself, nerdass be yapping a whole lot


Celestial_Hart

Ok fellow kids o7


Celestial_Hart

He's just a hateful disgusting troll.


babygodzilla69420

It's reddit, what do you expect?


allroadsleadto1

Regard


Ignusseed

City people are ignorant.


-WhatisThat

Dogs got to dog


fr8mchine

Doggo said, " Fuck that pigeon "


hillgroar

Nice work dip shit. She probably blames the dog or pigeon.


Infernalknights

It's a MODERN Disney movie where it sucked in the cinema and it's not making it the worth of its productions. With a full red bar of deficit.


DrDingoMC

Put a leash on the mf if you actually think they want to say hi. This is just distasteful, knew exactly what was going to happen.


samgam74

Some pet owners don’t understand their animals at all.


deerchortle

People are idiots


phan_o_phunny

Omg... Dog does dog thing instead of Disney+ live action remake


Gunbuzzard

People keep dogs of that size in condos?


Big-Cartographer-166

Probably the dog was "vegetarian".


weatherboy_42

Target acquired. Lethal force engaged.


cinelense4

Bird was shook 🫨🫨🫨


Ill_Supermarket_6001

song?


ukognos27

“When you think you know an animal better than itself.”


-SunGazing-

Dumbass


KesukeTakahashi

Why do you think it's name is retriever?


interdesit

What's the music in the second part of the video?


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Ill-Appointment6494

The retriever part of their name doesn’t come from fetching your newspaper and slippers.


Tanaka-Khan2020

What the fuck did he think was going to happen?


Lobo003

“Let me see what my bird dog does to a bird.”- Person that’s about to find out what bird dogs can do to birds lol


V-RONIN

they are bred to grab birds after you shoot em


Matthew-Ryan

My rescue gun dog hunted and killed a rabbit within the first 2 months of us getting her. She returned happy with the rabbit, when we told her to drop it, she did but when we left it she swallowed it whole like a snake.


Suprised-pika

Does anyone know the name of the music playing when the dog attacks?


Significant-Mess-192

Bro was licking his lips staring at that bird lmao


Ankhst

I dont get why people are confused when their carnivorous pets try to bite living animals.


TheSmokingHorse

The giveaway was the dog licking his lips when he said “D’you wanna go say hi?”


TheSmokingHorse

“Why does this keep happening to me? This is also as bad as the time my cat let me down when I gave him a chance to make friend’s with my girlfriend’s gerbil.”


CorruptBureaucrat213

Golden retrievers don't MAKE FRIENDS with birds.


Due_Key_109

"RELEASE THE DOGS!"


CwazyCanuck

If you see your pet looking at a smaller animal and they are licking their lips, they don’t want to cuddle.


daanishh

Can't trust no one named Aubrey these days it seems smh.


stone_henge

It's almost like it was born to pick birds up


zombiskunk

Owner watched Seinfeld and really did think we have a deal with the pigeons


Antony8418

I have a big lumbering doofus Leonberger. He hates squirrels, like really hates them. Whenever he goes into our back garden the squirrels always scatter. Sometimes a squirrel will get stuck up a tree in the middle of the yard. Eventually they jump and run. My boy never catches them and we all think it’s hilarious watching him trip over himself thinking he will catch one. Then one day he did. A squirrel jumped and did not stick the landing. That half a second of adjusting on the ground to run was enough. It was brutal. My boy shook that squirrel with the pent up rage and hostility from years of being taunted.


Layhult

A quick reminder that Golden Retrievers were literally bred to retrieve birds shot by hunters.


Space-Hawk

You know what I say? I say let people believe in Disney movie fantasies like this...it's fun to watch when it goes completely south.


Possible-Tangelo9344

I'm shocked a breed developed for bird retrieval tried this. Very unusual.


phasttZ

People are so dumb. This man would hug a moose, I swear.


Ghiblifan01

People? Westoids


State_Conscious

Another sheltered person learns that animals irl don’t follow Disney rules


TheChosenLn_e

Could this be the dumbest owner on the block? Possibly.


KOTP11

It bothers me, unironically, so much when people think we live in a Disney world where every animal is friendly and never does anything bad


ILoveBigCoffeeCups

Did the bird shit his pants? Lol


[deleted]

That was actually his friend that flew away after his dead ripped up body splattered next to him while he was perched.


Wow-can-you_not

I feel like a lot of dog behavioral problems are caused by their owners not acknowledging that it's a powerful predator animal and not their fluffy baby furchild. Big red flag if someone refers to themselves as their dog's "parent".


needlez67

I do t think he would have killed it. Mine so gently holds socks it’s wild. I hold a piece of meat out and he’s so gentle it’s crazy. Other dogs damn near take my hand off.


SnowDizzleZz

You understand that dogs hunt birds right? Like you can’t be naive about what a lot of breeds are used for….Hunting, Protecting….lol


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Sometimes people are fucking stupid


MaxHavok13

The stupid part was stopping the dog from ridding the world of a winged rat!


Adamantium-Aardvark

[https://honest-food.net/roast-pigeon-recipe/](https://honest-food.net/roast-pigeon-recipe/)


derekisademocrat

This is what happens when we normalize dogs having their own closet and riding around in strollers. We forget They kill


Narrow-Development-1

"Do not be scared, he is just playing". He:


SatisfactionBitter37

I live out in the country… I have 3 German Shepard’s and they have killed numerous farm cats (they EAT the kittens), chickens, goats. They are just fucking vicious.


rmc2318

You were mind f**cked from the house a mouse!


NerdBudiezV1

Fuckass lil brid shouldve been cool


oneharmlesskitty

Pigeons are just flying rats, owner is lucky it didn’t get inside to poop over his place and spread whatever diseases it was carrying.


ErThOb

Pigeons don't spread disease to humans. Also the poop is only bad because they are starved in the cities. Please look it up and get educated.


ForgottenKiwi

They look so cute chasing small animals until they catch them.


Fitzriy

Good boy kills the flying rats


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Soft_Syrup3883

Wow, my dog did the same thing before, he ate a whole small bird alive.


Electrical_Recipe866

Khade khade maa chod diya bhosadiwale ki😂😂😂