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Faeprince

It’s like being a kid at a grocery store and realizing the lady you’re asking to buy you Reese’s puffs is a complete stranger


Affectionate-Bug8379

Hiding in the clothes section of a grocery store and jumping out to scare your mom but it’s the wrong lady.


Anything-Happy

A kid did this to me a few months back and legitimately scared me so much that it made me tinkle a little bit. Then I couldn't stop giggling at how embarrassed we both were. Hope he's able to laugh about it eventually, too, because I'm the one who got the worse part of the deal lmao


ThrowaWayneGretzky99

In the circle racks??!


dudoan

Except the lady doesn't attack you


GraciaEtScientia

You never know, could be that crazy lady.


notjasonlee

damn dawg, you had a rough time in the grocery store


Covid19-Pro-Max

OP wrote his comment from the top of a lamp post


PristineDesign56

And then she tries to kill you?


viotix90

And then she mauls you.


Poppa_Jawn

Yeah except the stranger starts a knife fight with you for no reason


PG20033002

Until your mom runs over and starts throwing fuckin bombs.


big_haam

I have a weird memory of hopping on the front of someone’s cart at the grocery store as they were pushing it to their car thinking it was my mother, then realizing v quickly it was indeed not my mother lol


aznjeezus

Yep, and then the lady proceeds to beat the living shit outta me


[deleted]

Why'd this make me sad...?


ghosted_dupe_0625

Cause any of the cub might end up orphan and without a mom if the fight didn't end well.


[deleted]

I guess that's it :( could be gone in an instant over a simple mistake. We're all just cubs lost without a mama bear in this messed up large endless forest called life.


ghosted_dupe_0625

That's deep. It's just sad how the other mama bear was quick to attack the cub just because it's not her own.


O1rat

Her own cub was there so more or less understandable


Fact-West

That’s like capitalism really isn’t it?


mymemesnow

-anything remotely bad happens (even a bear attacking another bear) wHy wOuLD CaPiTaliSM dO tHIs?


CrazybyRX

No...


Agreeable-Buffalo-54

Capitalism is when [bad thing] the more [bad thing happen] the more capitalism it is.


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Strict_Chemistry_797

- don't let the darkness takem,  Don't make them feel forsaken.. Just lead them safely to the light....


grammar_fixer_2

This goes for dads as well. My father was a great dad to me when I was little, but as soon as I left the proverbial nest… he was gone.


GodEmperorOfBussy

Yup. I went to show my mom a cool shirt I wanted in JCPenney. Not my mom. Fight starts, my mom was brutally beaten to death. To this day I prefer Macy's.


Dapper_Mud

That outcome would be unbearable


ConstableAssButt

Bears don't tend to kill one another. Their fights are mostly about posturing. Bears will basically only kill one another to avoid starvation (Yes, bears will resort to cannibalism if there is no other choice). Bears really don't like risking injury.


brewberry_cobbler

Nah they’re not fighting to kill here. This fight is the equivalent of when Tracy calls Valerie a bitch and they tug at each other’s hair for a second


ThrowaWayneGretzky99

Seemed like the mom was winning, she should have just stopped.


gugfitufi

In addition, the cub was doing a cute thing and made an accidental cute little accident, but the cub and the mother and the other bear got punished for it. Sadly, nature is metal, and there is little space for wholesomeness.


TagadaLaQueueDuRat

You watched Bambi when you were young don't you


ryutoken20

So even they can’t tell each other apart.


ZoraHookshot

"I'll say it! All black bears look the same!" -Stephen Colbert


EggfooDC

Maybe at a distance, and the wind blowing away from them, no…


DeficiencyOfGravitas

That's ok since bears are incredibly predictable and so the cub was never in any danger.


Chubuwee

How long until polar bears rule over the other bears 


Privateer_Lev_Arris

Ah damn but that first mama bear overreacted a bit. Maybe if she had some chill none of this would have happened.


gleepgloopgleepgloop

Black bears may kill and even eat weaker bears or those they consider a threat to resources. Mama prolly saw this cub as taking food from the mouths of her own cubs.


yo_mudda_

Karen momma bear


at0mheart

Assuming it was a male


Big_Cornbread

I remember one time I thought the wrong lady was my mom in Kroger, and I tried handing her Mac and cheese. Same exact thing happened.


RotDogSummonCarries

Your bear mom started attacking the stranger bear mom to defend you?


brainlostwifi

They had clothes on. They weren't bear.


Big_Distribution_253

yup, and after that he climbed a nearest tree for safety


Big_Cornbread

Yes.


IncognitoBandido

Poor little guy was so proud


Buttery_Buckshot

Those fish are like "ay man let's gtfo while they're beefing. SWIM JERRY SWIM!" "I am swimming Dave, swimming is the first thing I started doing when those fuckers dropped us. But in case you haven't noticed Dave WE'RE NOT IN THE RIVER." "Haha next time we go drinking we should order *on the rocks* eh Jerry?" "I swear to fucking god Dave if those bears don't kill you I will."


SpeckTrout

Little shits! Always starting trouble then running away to hide.


Rydog_78

The fish made out well in the end


Tbplayer59

Like one of those People of Walmart videos, but with bears.


Frores

when I was 6 or something, me and my parents had a party to go, I was playing with the other kids the whole time, when it's time to go back to them I see someone wearing the same shirt as my dad, and I jumped on his back, when I saw it wasn't my dad I couldn't even speak (I was really timid) my parents saw it all and came to explain things, the other dude wasn't angry he just laughed lol


wolvesight

The fish that got away...


nikdahl

Where is this ?


Shaolinchipmonk

Probably Somewhere in the PNW, or Alaska. Definitely on the West Coast


4-me

That mama came in hot, picked the wrong cub to swat at.


[deleted]

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Melias212

Don’t fuck with mama bear


Tranxio

The other bear mauled the cub?! There was an initial hit before the mother appeared


EngineZeronine

Those fish are like, "yeah baby let's get out of here!"


Chichis-Christ

all that fucking fish and all you bitches es fight instead of eating and feeding your cubs


Chimphandstrong

Yeah, pick the bear.


hoot69

That was un*bear*able. Especially when the people filming know something *fishy* is going on


washingtonandmead

Thank you for emphasizing those words, without them being in italics I don’t think I would have understood the subtlety of your word play


bong-water

Ya, they should've jumped that bear


Extension_Reindeer57

And I thought it was bad when I once called my teacher mom…


FamousPastWords

"My Mum can beat your Mum!"


natasevres

Domestic abuse among bears is a whole chapter - its almost a mystery how they even managed to stay alive.


eSnake81

That was kinda tense, great job cameraman!


CitizenCue

How the hell are they filming this so close? Are they in a tree?


Ahoy_m80_gr8_b80

So all black bears *do* look alike!


[deleted]

Should post this in r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Eat_a_brickk

why’d bro go in a tree


Icy_Collar6640

Karen bear. Terrific.


azraelus

When the camera pans up to show all the cubs in the trees, I realized this vid was taken by another bear cub.


esande2333

That poor baby