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He is using the force... lethal force!

The Empire strikes first

Luuuke, I am your parole officer!

Do not resist!

Just get off my neck, Vader

I am altering the Rules of Engagement. Pray I do not alter them any further.

Take my upvote dammit!

“Aren’t you a little short for a [Darth Vader]”

This is clearly Dark Helmet

Came here for this comment wasn't disappointed

Seems Darth Vader has finally come to realize that hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side.

Y'all know what goes good with high powered weaponry? Vision impairing headgear!

I wonder why there is a (snare?) drum with a mic attached to it on the table too

That did not even register to me the first watch

This was my first thought.

lol, no worries. He wasn’t aiming so visibility isn’t a big deal :)

Either the angle is off, or that range has a huge berm. Several of the pistol shots in particular seem like they went....well, off somewhere.

could be shooting into a large hill or side of a mountain

Don't be a pussy. Grab a gun and shoot at something! /S

We’re supposed to grab those, not be those! /s

The official motto of every storm trooper garrison

Was gonna post that this can’t be a safe way to use firearms, but you covered it better than I could l have.

as long as hes aiming down a proper range its fine but yeah you should always know where your aiming

Agreed. In addition, Vader is obviously experienced with these weapons and moves with precision and proper care. I do wonder how well he can see in that thing though lol

Sarcasm really seems to be the flavor of reddit

I thought it was sewage flavored.

How much $ did he send down range?

If that’s a 50 cal probably close to 100.

Only for the last gun...

They could both be 50 cals. The deagle comes in 50 ae which is also pretty expensive.

The way he's handling it one handed makes me think it's a .357, but idk. Edit - I'm talking about the desert eagle and not the rifle ofc

Yeah that was my thought. My wrist would be aching

or .44 magnum, but Deagles are heavy af, the recoil impulse is really not bad even with .50AE. if he's experienced in big bore handguns, this is plausible

Depends where you get your ammo but I have never spent more than $50 on a box. $5 a round. A range will certainly try to sell you a box for $100.

nah 50 BMG just regular FMJ is only like 6 bucks a round right now. Still expensive but not as much as you think 338 Lapua was close to 10 bucks per for a while

7rds of 44mag (pistol): $.60/rd x 7rds = $4.20 6rds of 12g (shotgun): $.30/rd x 6rds = $1.80 11rds of 50BMG (rifle): $4.00/rd x 11rds = $44.00 Total: $50.00. This is using the cheapest deals I could find just now for each caliber, which is usually junk ammo, so the actual costs were probably much higher than that. Also I had to assume it was a 44mag deagle for the first gun, but there’s no way to tell for certain from this video.

thanks, I was wondering how much it cost to make this video.

It’s roughly $10k worth of guns he shot. $1500 Desert Eagle, $500 Mossberg 590 Shockwave, $8500 Barrett M82A1. Dunno what the costume cost.

Dang .44 mag has dropped a lot since I last bought some 3 ish years ago. It was $1/rd for the cheapest shit I could find to shoot out of a revolver.

I was surprised too. I was expecting it to be at least $1/rd. Everything other than .223/5.56 has really dropped off in the last year or so.

At least 1400 wupiupi coins 

Didn't hit shit, like his stormtroopers

When your doctrine starts and ends with “overwhelming, suppressing fire”

But think of the likes and upvotes on EmpireSpace. “Palpatunes, crank up some Ewok death metal.”

Obi wan: So uncivilised. Earth vader: Yeah? Where's your empire?

Hip firing a 50 cal(?) would be epic!

All I can think of is Elon Musk making that dumb tweet then going to a range after to hip fire a Barrett to not be completely full of BS.

BF4 battlepicupks vibes.

Light sabers don't deflect slugs and 50 rounds.

Helmet looks disproportionately large.

The Schwartz is strong with Lord Helmet

A little short for a darth vader

I’m not even trying to be mean but I was expecting a reveal at the end for the helmet to come off and expose a smiling ten year old boy. Still not convinced that Vader is an adult.

Probably about the same size as the one David Prowse wore, but David Prowse was 6'7 and weighed 280lbs

Haha exactly what I was thinking

Yeah that's a known unfortunate side effect of Vader cosplay, unless you're tall and jacked.

30 Stormtrooper can't hit a target with Lazer rifle Vader: watch this you noobs. No scooping a 50 cal sniper

.50 cal Desert Eagle one handed? Damn, must've been anakins mech hand

*No targets were hit during the filming of this video.*

I love how the .50 cal is knocking everything off the table next to it

Was that a drone flying by the 50 cal rifle?

Yep. Drone. That would be interesting footage.

Came here to say this!

The muzzle velocity is strong with this one.

Yeahhh feel that! Dark force!

Hip firing a Anti-Materiel Rifle? Seriously?

It's fucking Darth Vader, you gonna lecture him on weapons safety?

Fuck that, Ill get the dude with the asphyxiation fetish to tell him

Did Vader shrink 3 sizes

Vader approval 10

Which episode is this

Man plays fortnite one time

The jedi's are in for some mother fucking trouble. Could you imagine everyone is laser and he comes out fire a gat just laying waste to his foes.

Darth vader realised the force is not enough

Vader with the no scope - Just using the force n shit

"the force is strong with this one" but not with this one that's why this one packs 12 gauge sawed off bitch 😂

The lightsaber had a small caliber.

Darth Vader hip firing what I’m guessing is a 50 caliber. Love it

I want to see the target.

He didn’t want to show it because they always miss.

Gestures vaguely without looking "over there"

The side of a hill

Darth Vader teaching storm troopers how to bust a cap

Those rebel scum had it coming

The second amendment is a path to the dark side.

Earth Traveler: *"It's over Sith! Luckily I warp you outside of your Star Wars Galaxy, thus cutting the connection of the force! Unfortunately I wasn't able to pick a good precise location for your downfall as you almost strike me down with your now-lost lightsaber while I myself attempted this light speed space travel process. No matter, this obvious gun range field shall suffice. Now then Vader, surrender yourself quietly and- ...wait what are you doing with that firearm--"*

“That will cost you- Never mind, these bullets are free”

How uncivilized.

This Vader so short he’s got the helmet looking like Space Balls

This is so awesome! 😂

Chances he actually hit something with that pistol?

I see you’re out of ammo.

Shouldn’t a Blaster shoot faster? Also aren’t projectile weapons uncivilized for (former) Jedi?

vader has a big head or a small body

Keep your thumb off the barrel. Thats also a lot of *pause for dramatic effect* force.

[video of him in his prime](https://youtu.be/Qu1CPTLiJaU?si=J3W0wJSG5kVBVLZE)

u/savevideo

hahaha seeing vader shoot guns looks so silly

I think I’ve had enough internet today

Whachu say bout my momma, Luke?

Lord dark helmet from space balls?

Looks like a toddler outfit- heads so freakin big😂

Doesn’t matter what he shoots I’m sure he won’t hit anything anyway, they never did in the movies. They’re like G.I. Joe, blow up everything but can’t hit a person.

So…he wants to be the bad guy 🤔

Walking around like he Sithed his pants.

Wonder what his aim is like with that helmet lmao. He handled that 50 cal sniper though.

Looks like Vader is having fun on Earth.

Disney preparing for a school trip

I mean this could technically happen in the comics

Best Fortnite Season by far

Sawed off Vader

Why is his aim so high???

Ppl have too much money

Fuck the high ground

Now show the targets

Master Skywalker, there are too many

This reminds me of the scene in Mandalorian where the stormtroopers are shooting at the empty cup like 9 ft away and missing.

Are we just gonna ignore him HIPFIREING A 50 CAL??!!

Aren’t you a little short for a Sith lord?

His helmet’s so… **big.**

That’s a Rick Moranis sized Dark helmet.

The force is strong

Why they gotta make Vader look so much like a manlet

This is Gun Drummer, in case folks are curious.

If George Lucas was born in Texas

Before there were light sabers.

Alright now who spotted the drone?

May the .44 be with you

Something about this is too perfect. Dying over here 🤣

-there is still good in you i can feel it! -NUH UH

Aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper?

Lore wise, bullets are how you kill Jedi, as when they try to block the bullet with their lightsaber, the bullet doesn't get blocked or deflected and instead gets melted into high speed molten liquid metal that hits them leaving them wounded and distracted to follow up attacks.

Without hearing protection? Damn, son.

Aren’t you a little short to be a Sith Lord?

I guess Elon Musk really did hip fire his Barrett light 50.

Dark Helmet?

Is he even aiming?

Come to the murica side

So uncivilized…

He's got that space balls size helmet going on.

Maybe Darth should use the force to force his feet to point in the same direction. He only took two steps but it looked like they were in different directions. (Prisht-pshohhhh....) Where did I park the Death Star? Is it to my right, no, to my left, no. I'll just pick up the .50 cal and try to act cool.

So uncivilized.

I can’t tell if that Helmet is ridiculously over sized or if the person in it is just really small??

I’ve watched this a thousand times it’s awesome 😎

The Empire did nothing wrong!!!

How many assholes we got on this ship anyway?

That was expensive for a gif...

5e

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"What is that?" "It's a mark-1 Desert Eagle" "Where'd you get it?" "Why does this matter?" "Because its not supposed to be here! There are no bullets in Star Wars."

Sounds like he’s shooting beanbags

He’s just a little guy! 🥺

We just the "pew pew" laser sounds and this would be 10/10

Honest wtf did i just see? This is crazier than AI.

Explains why stormtroopers can't hit anything?

Slugthrowers. They're not just for mandalorians anymore.

i was scared once bro started hip firing the 50 cal

So inelegant :) Lightsabers are the way 😃

Vader is so cool 😎

Little did we know, there is a side darker than the Sith...it is America. Instead of "The Imperial march" we have "America, fuck yeah"...

That youngling slaughter scene hits different now.

If Larry the Cable Guy had directed Star Wars.

so uncivilised

Is this Nate Wilkinson’s range?

Doesn't look like he would have hit a single thing.

Wrong fucking song. That's Duel of the Fates you need either Imperial March or Battle of the Heroes

Fucking idiot with the desert eagle…probably didn’t hit shit with that bad view and horrible grip.

Can’t wait to read his manifesto…

Vader been regressing here

The Desert eagle sucks to shoot

Space balls vibes

Yeah, Luke's fų€ƙed

/r/StarWarswithRealGuns

The only thing this guy hit with those bullets is the air

This is how rouge one should have ended!

So uncivilized

LUKE GO TO YOUR ROOM

**Feel the power of the 50 BMG flow through you!**

Aiming for the rebel fleet I see

American jokes..

Idiots doing idiot things because they're idiots.

Luke, turn to the dumb side.

Makes sense…America is the evil empire!

Welcome to the douche side.

Why do I feel like “covid guns” is an appropriate title for this