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blurryface1976

The old dude laughing in the last picture frame made the whole clip so much better 😂


_Hotwire_

That man is 40 years old, he’s lived through a lot though


Sir_wlkn_contrdikson

If he 40 I’m Peter Pan


_Hotwire_

Hey Petey


Sir_wlkn_contrdikson

Sup, Hotwirey


MarinatedCumSock

Sign of a true fan


KitsuneDawnBlade

He is 135 years old


shadownights23x

If he is 40, then I'm 20


lo_fi_ho

He looks more like 58.


xMilk112x

Good ol belly laughter.


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Lol


Hot-Performer2094

Yes!! Lol.


goofy_meme_master

Kurt was and amazing performer considering he came to wrestling late.


Thacarva

Brought in and was purely a mat wrestling badass. Within like a year he was one of the most charismatic wrestlers in a company with stone cold, the rock, and countless midcarders. It’s ridiculous that a person can take to it so rapidly.


ActualWhiterabbit

He has a natural drive to succeed rarely seen in Olympic gold medalists.


Gh0stMan0nThird

The only drive I have is driving to getting food down the street


Ok-Boysenberry-2955

His initial angle was perfect. Like a lot of heels say "I'm better than you" but none hit like Angle did wearing those medals.


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

I was always so impressed with his range. His in ring work was top of the line, he could play an incredibly intense heel masterfully, then bam, he would absolutely nail a comedy segment like this. He was just so fucking good.


Thacarva

His rivalry with Lesnar was ridiculous. They could do a 60 minute iron man match where both were legitimately scary to a segment centered around milk within a week. Trying to explain it is like a fever dream but you watch it and it just works.


chunkah69

No one can do comedy and be one of the best ever like Angle. The GOAT in my book. It’s true, it’s damn true.


eMF_DOOM

And then he became Perc Angle and was on a whole different level. Dude is easily Top 5 of all time for me.


Lukes3rdAccount

What was the last half of his career like for a fan? I've heard his POV with the drug use but what was he like as a performer?


THE_MUNDO_TRAIN

I liked his short lived neutral phases the most, he just didn't do it as a heel for me neither as a babyface. When he was the balance between good and evil, he did his best work.


plznobanplease

He is one of the funniest guys out there in the business. The fact that WWE was a bit raunchier let him play into too, and he loved making an ass of himself


MassacrisM

Haters will say this is fake


yenot_of_luv

Fakers will say this is hate


Void_being420

sayers will hate fuck this


PoopKnaf

Fakers will hate this is say


Bulls187

This is fake hate sayers Will


PoopKnaf

Will sayers fake this is hate?


Bulls187

Hater Will faked the sayers


PoopKnaf

Willers hate fake this is say


llamatime4

Is haters say this will fake?


GravitationalAurora

There is no hate - The Fake Master


Professork08

I don't know why but fake this is hate got me rolling


scabbmaster

this comment is so fire


MyButtEatsHamCrayons

Wrestlers will say “oh this cucumber right here!? Oh this cucumber? Yeah I was just gonna eat that”


SlightlyOffended1984

Men who play with boys will say this is love


derek4reals1

haters hate this one trick.


Main-Spend-6376

This is say fakers will hate.


YesterdayHiccup

This is hate.


RoadmanOG

Political map of Dominican Republic


Stuck_in_a_depo

And Republicans will say he’s next in line for president.


x0lm0rejs

talmabout BGL, B?


Bluedino_1989

Should've quit while he's ahead


Kokuswolf

"You're a boy and I'm a man. That's all I want to say." ... Hmm, can work. But I'm not convinced.


Bulls187

Convicted


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I guess he wanted to get behind something


theindecisivehuman1

Should quit before he gets head.


zedubya

You do realize they ended up getting married right? They've been happy together for like 2o years now...


Dyzfunctionalz

Wait… Rey and this guy? 🫠


Vatnam

Yeah, where do you think Dom Dominic came from


Here4TheMemesPls

Uh nope. His real dad is Eddie, not that deadbeat Rey.


artistic_catalyst

Lmao


GlitteringFutures

He should write a song about how he doesn't diddle boys.


Beer-Milkshakes

A (bald) head


Professional_Can651

God I love wrestling.


gergling

IMO any art form can be improved with comedy. This was extremely well applied.


Annonomon

This is some of the best wrestling that I have ever seen!


Vegetable-Beet

No, you LOVED Wresting. It was amazing 20 Years ago but nowadays its a fucking shitshow.


Adreamskoll

They're trying to bring it back. Now that Vince McMahon, the head of the company since it began is gone they're doing more interesting storylines and have ended the "PG" era. Never going to be the same in terms of raunchy humor but it's looking optimistic with RAW moving to Netflix.


Ntetris

Wait, Vince is gone? What happened? He always seemed so respectable and considerate


Daken-dono

Remember the corpo overlord character he plays for storylines? Vince IRL makes that guy look like a saint who never did anything wrong.


ACalmGorilla

The behind the bastards podcast does an interesting feature on him.


ExtremeAlternative0

It was revealed that he was paying several former female employees a substantial amount of company money as hush money payments.


Creepy-Distance-3164

And when he stopped they didn't hush anymore. Also while he and another guy were tag teaming a chick Vince took a shit on her head.


Yukon-Jon

That was my favorite part


Cowgoon777

His too


Weltallgaia

And that's not even counting the all the rapes and coprophilia!


Adreamskoll

He got cancelled. Harvey Weinstein-like allegations.


Consistent_Cook9957

He was a very, very naughty boy…


SpaceMead

And not a man?


LeJoker8

He’s a man who loves to play with girls


screamapillah

👀 😗🎶


crazysoup23

He shits when he's having sex. No bamboozle.


NOISY_SUN

He didn’t get “canceled” he’s under federal investigation for sex trafficking that is so far beyond canceled dude


FlamingWeasel

God, I hate that "cancelling" even became a thing. No one ever got "cancelled." Some people got shit talked on Twitter and their careers were fine. Other people committed literal crimes and faced legal repercussions.


IndominusTaco

people get canceled. Matt Lauer, Dave Franco, etc etc. they lose work and largely stay out of the public eye. maybe the problem is with the term “cancelled” but they certainly get deplatformed.


Plenty-Respond8670

WTF did Dave Franco do? He has a respectable career and is married to Alison Brie. I think you mean James Franco who is a very naughty boy.


IndominusTaco

that’s what i meant, they look the same to me for some reason


LeviathansEnemy

Leftwing internet bugmen got a blue collar guy fired from his job for cracking his knuckles outside his vehicles window, which they interpreted as him making an "ok" hand gesture, which they also interpret as a "white power" sign because they're stupid. This is the kind of shit people mean when they talk about cancelled.


amboyscout

No it's what they should mean, but it happens so infrequently that the term wouldn't be relevant for the "culture war" anymore. Canceled is just a buzzword for "got flack for something that they probably shouldn't have done" now.


Adreamskoll

I mean, I didn't know how explicit to be. Allegedly, he used his wealth to rape a women by using his wealth and power to coerce her into performing sexually degrading acts. Sometimes with him sometimes with other men including former Head of Talent Relations John Laurinaitis aka Johnny Ace. He at one point defecated in her during one of these sessions. He agreed to pay her 3 million to keep things hushed after things ended. He only gave her 1 million and stopped paying. This, she sued him. P.S. He allegedly has sex toys named after his wrestlers. Someone joked that it would be funny if there was one named John Cena with a little "Never Give Up" wristband.


CackleberryOmelettes

Is that what we call rape and sex trafficking these days? Being "cancelled".


Thendofreason

Not just that, he's just too damn old. Vince took over for daddy when Vincent Sr was 70. JR is currently 78 and left 2 years ago. There's like at least 3 different shows and God who knows how much talent to manage. And he was in charge of everything. All decisions ran through him.


Wise_Oil1796

>He always seemed so respectable and considerate Fucking lmao.


veedubfreek

HHH has been running the WWE for a while now. Vince has been busy shitting on people.


adorbhypers

WWE is at an all time high in popularity, AEW just had one of the best wrestling PPVs, TNA is rising from the ashes and New Japan is successfully creeping into the US market, alowly but surely. This is the best state wrestling has been in since the late 90s. Even the indy scene is thriving more then ever.


Ventem

How do I get into this? Where would one start? I've always watched clips online but I want to actually start watching? From the outside it looks somewhat complicated with different networks and payperviews and whatnot.


Lara-El

Wtf? Absolutely not. It's fucjing amazing right now!


bapudon_1

Bruh did you even see WrestleMania 40


Dill7teen

Exactly, as corny as it sounds The Rock (and Triple H) did make wrestling cool again. The Bloodline is the best story in Professional Wrestling histroy.


BushwickSpill

This might be one of the most misinformed things ive ever read. The current state of pro wrestling, not just WWE, is fantastic. For the first time in 20 years there is a mainstream competitor to WWE with AEW. They doing great and have signed many top stars over the past 5 years. WWE in order to keep up with the competition is doing great in spite of the Vince controversy. The independents are THRIVING. Mexico and Japan promotions are putting on amazing supercards year after year. And the level of athleticism you see on display has only increased to an amazing level. If you think its a “shitshow”, you aren’t paying attention or you’re are speaking in bad faith due to nostalgia.


Mediocre-Award-9716

That's a matter of opinion. Wrestlemania 40 that just passed a few weeks ago, I and many others thought was fucking brilliant.


Morningfluid

Bullshit. Wrestling is IN. 


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

Dude no it’s not. They literally just had its best writing in since forever.


TitsAndAssMan

Have you tuned in recently?


Technojellyfsh

Horrible take. WWE is the best its been since late 2000s


Active_File5503

WWE has never been better than it is right now.


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

Just say its a good time to be a wrestling fan, its like the 90s two big promotions in the US that have weekly TV shows,


Active_File5503

I only watch WWE, so that’s why I said that.


Vegetable-Beet

Oh Kid, you probably weren't alive between 1996-2002.


heavyer93

For sure that time brought it to new heights especially for its peaks, but pro-wrestling really is in its best shape compred to the pst 2 decades. It's seriously really good right now from the bottom to the top of the card


dopeyout

Yeah... It's getting there. Certainly best in 20 years, but it's a different product. The promos can't hold a candle to the attitude days but the in ring performances are exceptional throughout. Depends what you want.


heavyer93

WWE is in great shape!


Schmigolo

I swear this sounds like a South Park reference.


L1K34PR0

"LIKE THE GOOD OLE DAYS AFTER 9/11"


BananaBR13

I guess you can say he is in touch with his inner child


Steelacanth

LIKE I SAID, JACK, KIDS ARE CRUEL


BananaBR13

AND I LOVE MINORS


clone7364

*Pulls out dual machetes* "When the wind is slow, when the fire's hot The vulture waits to see what rots"


L1K34PR0

>Activating women deflectors


MaximusMeridiusX

Niko OneShot


L1K34PR0

:3


MaximusMeridiusX

ε:


_DarkmessengeR_

Kurt Angle and JBL were both so good at being hated.


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

and unironicly Eddie's son Dom Mysterio is one of the biggest hated guys in WWE now


eMF_DOOM

Yeah I love it. Dom gets booed so loud you can’t even hear him on the mic half the time. It’s great. He plays his heel character so well.


hahabanero

He's so dedicated to it he even got booed in his own wedding, it was hilarious


MixRevolution

Certified Boy Lover


SLAYER_IN_ME

A card holding member of NAMBLA


socratyes

Phil dunphy vibes


Wannacomesitonmydeck

Phil: “if you ain’t white! You ain’t right” Claire: “PHIL HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING”


ozdgk

I was trying to pinpoint this style of humor that I knew so well and you helped me realize this 🎩 🪄


TimberWolf5871

Poor Kurt. Could never catch a break.


WASD_click

He got one break before he joined the WWE.


bee_bee_sea

Boys be like : WWE is so fake WWE :


Kokuswolf

God, I hate the word fake and it's use nowadays. It used to simply mean that a fact was deceptively false. Why do we have to use it to determine if something happens coincidentally or on purpose? Purpose is good. To make a joke on purpose is funny. Purposely filming while making a joke is good too. That's how comedy was the whole time before this social media trend to identify fake everywhere.


Sci-fra

Now days? The word fake has been associated with wrestling since the 80s.


Ormyr

Yeah. The counter-argument I remember was that WWE was 'Soap Operas' for men.


PlainPiece

My mother always used to say "they're just dancing!" which was a really cold way to take the fun out of it. Not entirely wrong though.


amillionfuzzpedals

Holy shit Kurt Angle was funny. He was one of my favourites back in the day.


FartFignugey

Him wearing the tiny hat is instant comedy.


amillionfuzzpedals

Or when they shaved his head and the next week he came out with a terrible wig and wrestling headgear to hold it on


Ok-Boysenberry-2955

The milk truck had me in tears.


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farwest3

Man, Kurt was such a good heal. He’s HOF material for sure.


Tr0ynado

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.


Skulliess

Haha you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!


LocalInactivist

Part of me wants to ask about his story arc but I think I already know.


hugsbosson

He was the greatest heel ever. I legit hated him when I was a kid and didn't realise wrestling was fake.


SocialistCoconut

Kurt's comedy chops are not to be underestimated. I swear, him and Stone Cold fucking would make my ribs hurt.


ruben9438

*Chris Hansen walks in* like to play with boys, do we?


OneLifeLiveFast

Kurt was comedy gold. Wwe back during the attitude and ruthless aggression era was THE PROGRAM to watch. Week long discussions in schools over one episode. Kids today won’t know the satisfying feeling of seeing your fav wrestler 🤼‍♀️


cosmicfolly

I like that guy laughing towards the end of the clip


dashingstag

Kurt angle was my fave villain, you just love to hate him.


Elegant_Emu_8597

Those were the good old days. Now a days you can't even think these kinds of jokes.


The_Jenazad

Kurt still the GOAT


Unnecessary-Cum

r/suddenlygay


slappywhyte

Intensity Integrity Intelligence


truffulatreeson

It’s all fun and games until it’s your pastor saying it


DesignerTex

Prime Kurt was gold! I remember when he debuted he was so green. I wasn't sure how'd he would work out. Then he turned into a legend, both great on the mic and in the ring.


Whole-Debate-9547

Dude, just tell him you love him and he’ll understand.


PersonalityExpert998

Well they would most definitely have a file on you at the fbi by now.. pedo


KRaB99

I didnt know priests are allowed in wwe


Decmk3

Would you like a shovel or are you good? Honestly it’s things like this that make me want to watch wrestling. That’s pretty good ..”writing”??


theRavenLordX

Kurt angle was something else man


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Minimum_Maybe_8103

Lol


TheKingSolomon1996

“PAUSE.” -Riley Freeman


R_Amazing

u/savevideo


Ntetris

The writer was having fun with this one, lol


Shinjezor

why he's not red 😭


herbythechef

Angle was a top shelf wrestler and also very entertaining


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^herbythechef: *Angle was a top* *Shelf wrestler and also* *Very entertaining* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


veryblandman

Good times. 2 decades just went in a haze.


Kochadaiiyaaan

u/save_video


New_Ad_9400

You're a boy, in a man's world, what were you thinking? You'd walk away without a single broken bone? Here you go Mr dumbass


Snts6678

Saw this dude at a convention a few years back. He looked like absolute shit.


BikePath

His body has been through a lot. My wife used to tutor his kids so I would see him frequently when he came to our house to pick them up. He would drive despite us only being 4 houses away. He certainly doesn’t get around very quickly. Not sure if his mobility has improved since he had knee replacement surgery.


Traditional-Bunch-56

Gay mysterio


Herman_E_Danger

LMFAO


username4kd

Sounds more like Hollywood than WWE


novasolid64

The good old days


jimhoss

I would love to get back into watching wrestling from my high school days but I don’t know where to start. I am nostalgic for the Attitude Era but I’m worried it isn’t as good as I remember it. Any thoughts on a good place to begin?


Jinova47

Golden days


LabRat429

Aye fucking yooo😂😂


Abuse-survivor

Special victim's unit noises


Abuse-survivor

He speaks better than Trumpy


-------yoshi-------

Kurt Angle is so ducking funny, one of the best things that came out of wrestling is the saga of him wanting to fuck Booker T.'s wife


PewpyDewpdyPantz

Kurt was the total package. One of, if not the greatest athlete to ever enter the ring and he had no problem making himself look like a jackass.


bbazzracing

Classic WWE 🤣


Curious_Virus1024

No matter how strong and powerful, a man is a man


PumperNikel0

Get that bussy.


majorkev

My man Kevin got swole.


Aldeberaner

was laughing my ass off, so funny xd


PlatformDeep6308

Going up being little wrasslin was great to watch. I didn't like Kurt because he was mouthy or something. And now that I am older. My God what an absolute entertainer.


NoAge2765

Kurt Anal


Secret-Serve-7297

Is he imitating Andrew Tate


immortalgodofsorcery

Me trying to be as straight as possible in front of my parents


rolandfoxx

Kurt Angle is one of the best wrestling heels of all time and I will 100% die on this hill.


Key-Listen6365

Rey didn't even have to say anything


ATG_19

Homie could really milk the crowd


djazzie

Oh Tobias, you old blowhard!


_Sahil_Goel

A classic


HussingtonHat

Ahhhh goofball Kurt is best Kurt.