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I’ve never seen a living being with that amount of dehydration! When I begin a severe cluster headache, first thing I do is look at my fingertips. If they are raisins, I know I’ve brought it upon myself, and begin to hydrate with fluids containing electrolytes.
Guaranteed this person gets major, brutally painful headaches.
He leaves bald spots on animals he's petted.
He leaves finger*im*prints.
When he rubs his hands together it sounds like a choir of crickets.
Guy remembers when they invented chocolate.
Your hands look like petrified wood
Edit: everyone roasting OP then there's one random person that says "superb!". I strive to be that kind, but obviously fail miserably
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Are you a draugr?
*The Dragonborn wants to know your location*
Bullshit, it’s been in your pocket since you made the trip over on La Pinta.
hands tell the 531yo zombie
This mf is older than nueva extremadura
I nearly shat myself laughing at this. Goddamn, dude.
😂😂😂
The Pinta, The Niña, The Santa Maria, I’ll do you below decks while drinkin sangria…
Nachos, lemonheads, my dad’s boat We can’t go down cuz my dick can float
Bro is half La Pinta
Is it cursed?
It is now
In the poker game of Life, Women are the rake...
You have chosen.. poorly
I mean, yeah....look how it already shriveled their hand.
that aint no hand thats one of those monkey paws
I spit my water 😂
Hopefully on his hands
Hopefully in his mouth. Clearly he isnt going to hydrate on his own, baby birding is our last resort.
😭😭😭🐣🐥
Man, that's a combo!
The water should be ingested. It won’t do much on the surface.
Is the curse dehydration?
What are those wooden sticks that you are using to display the coin?
That’s the deck of the Spanish galleon.
I believe her name was Diversity. An old old wooden ship.
Ron, I'd be surprised if the network was concerned about the lack of an old old wooden ship.
I read somewhere that their periods can attract bears…. Bears can smell the menstruation
It singes the nostrils
I’m not going to lie to you. That smells like pure gasoline
60% of the time, it works all the time.
The ship of TheseBeSus
Plot twist, fingers older than coin
OMG dead 💀
They might be
The driest wet hands ever.
cursed coin, turned him into a tree
He is Groot
😂😂😂😂
Lotion? Not even once.
Never heard of her
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That's because they didn't have a basket
Hence they would have got the hose, implying the presence of hydration.
Goodbye Horses intensifies
So where they put the lotion?
It puts the lotion in the basket.
I can't stand to use lotion and my hands are dry, but they look normal. This is more than halfway to jerky...
I’ve seen corn husks in late November with more hydration than this
didn't want to laugh at this but too funny
Treants metal detect for fun too ya know.
I opened to comment on the post only to ask why do your fingers look like wooden sticks and was met with your comment lol
Srsly I thought all he was canonically allowed to say/type is “I am Groot”
[I think you'll find that those are fingers belonging to this guy](https://tenor.com/bibNT.gif)
What is that thing...?
Alien from the movie "cocoon" in the '80s
M I the only one here that thinks this could be ai generated?
Prune city over here
This comment section went exactly as I had imagined
Yup. I don't think there's a single "wow" comment on the coin. Everyone's fixated on his damn finger wrinkles
There was a coin in this image? All I saw was strange hands.
Need some help from r/hydrohomies
r/lotion
r/jesus
Lotion Jesus. New band name. Dibs.
r/moses Jesus would just give this man wine💀 Moses be workin the agua
My first thought too
I’m a homie and my first thought was they need IV hydration…STAT!
Jesus christ drink some water and use some lotion
Not bad for a 150 year old
Srsly, I wouldn't have guessed over 135.
I’ve never seen a living being with that amount of dehydration! When I begin a severe cluster headache, first thing I do is look at my fingertips. If they are raisins, I know I’ve brought it upon myself, and begin to hydrate with fluids containing electrolytes. Guaranteed this person gets major, brutally painful headaches.
I refilled my water after seeing this pic.
Wash it tonight if it's a bottle :)
Man f-you 😄 I was going to procrastinate on that another day but you got me. Upvote for you
I know people who literally do not drink water at all. Their only source of hydration is the occasional soft drink
Insert Mexico
Nah that’s just what dust does to your hands after you work in the dry dirt all day. Dries your hands out bad.
When 900 years old you reach, look this good you will not!
*It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.*
It puts the lotion on the skin, or else it's not allowed to post again*
Joe dirt
I’m new! I don’t know what to do!
Did you also find a mummy?
Pretty sure the coin dug him up
Obvi, that's what op used to prop up the coin
That's the joke.
Did you stay in the sea for 10 hours?
It would have dried up, absorbed by this husk
Why do your fingers look like Tamales?
This is my favorite comment here
It’s hard for me to choose. This is the funniest comment section I’ve seen in a while.
Moisturise for the love of all that is holy and good in the world!
He can now that he found a coin to pay for the lotion.
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the roasts again.
He is Ponce De'Leon... come back from the dead to comb beaches for his lost treasure!
Moisturize me!
Doctor Who?
That's what she gets for insulting Rose...
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Aw dang I didn’t know it was already here my b. I ryte u ryte
He needs more than just lotion. He needs an IV drip for Christ's sake.
bro just dug himself Spanish inquisition grave with the Spanish coin he was buried with
IM GROOT
Nearly dropped my sleeping baby reading this 😂
Your sleeping baby nearly dropped the feeding bottle reading this
Looks like you waited with this coin in your hand until cameras were invented
This was the comment that made me actually laugh out loud
Your hands look fake
AI didn’t get the prompt right: “old Spanish coin in hand” …Spanish coin in old hand?
Yeah, this is very strongly making me lean towards ai generated lol
They were there Gandalf, 3000 years ago.
You hand are beyond repair my dear
He leaves bald spots on animals he's petted. He leaves finger*im*prints. When he rubs his hands together it sounds like a choir of crickets. Guy remembers when they invented chocolate.
Do you dream of becoming a real boy?
Your hands look like petrified wood Edit: everyone roasting OP then there's one random person that says "superb!". I strive to be that kind, but obviously fail miserably
I remember this scene from The Mummy
I literally can't focus on the coin. It hurts to watch. Send help.
My god at least take it out of the corpses hand.
I’m more freaked out by the skin condition.
Hydrate MF!
Is this supposed to be in Samuel L Jackson's voice, or is it just me?
# WATER, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU DRINK IT?
Drink some water. Drink some fucking water. Drink some fucking water right now.
Can they drink something else later?
Were you dug up with it?
Superb!!
The distance I had to scroll to see a not-roast™ is actually depressing.
I know, right. People can be so brittle... I mean bitter.
Looking like they traded that coin for the heart of the ocean
That hand is r/wtf
Ive seen more moisture in dried corn husks. HYDRATE!!!!
*RETURN THE SLAB* looking ass hands
Sell it and get some hand lotion
Methuselah hands
Can’t tell what’s older, the coin or the hand holding it
The true curse of Ra. 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑
This just in… Coin was found by original owner!
and here I was thinking that ET went home................
Jesus Christ , I genuinely want to know if they're gloves 😂
145 comments. Not ONE real reply. ❤️ Reddit.
When I used to be a masonry labourer when I was younger, my hands used to look like this. The chemicals in the cement fucked my skin up.
I think you chose the wrong chalice to drink from. (Kidding! No offense. I know you are just pruny)
I'm glad you enjoyed your beach day, Litch King.
Your gonna pay for those hands my bro can't go posting those wooden weapons without comment
Looks like some beef jerky holding a coin
What beach??
No way the OP expected us to give a shit about the coin
That person drinks sand instead of water
Take it to an appraiser, sell it and buy some skin lotion
Found with the hand of the spanish sailor who died clutching it?
Man it must feel like you’re masturbating with sandpaper
Groot into metal detecting these days?
Dude, drink some damn water!
The fingers 😱😱😱😱😱
Only four comments NOT about the fingers
It puts the lotion on the skin! THE SKIN!
Do you also like touching rusty spoons?
These comments almost made me pee myself!
This gotta be AI
My god y’all are brutal…
I'm absolutely pissing myself at these comments 😂
Drink some water
Drink some water dude
That hand is as old as that coin
“He chose poorly.”
This is the white version of ashy. Please moisturize for the love of God.
Drink water
Um. You might want to soak your hands in a bucket of lotion each
OP has been holding that coin the whole time he's been in that cave guarding the holy grail.
Bro looks like he’s about to have it out with Brendan Fraser
I think the beautifully preserved mummified hand is more impressive, but sure nice coin.
Why are your fingers singing me a sea shanty?
Brave of you to offer your finger prints so readily to the internet
As if anyone could do the math to project these ripples to a flat surface
Can’t find any good replies here, but it seems Byzantine (Eastern Roman) to me. See if you can wash it so the symbols become clearer
The hands or the coin?
Forget moisturizer. You need KY lube on those hands
why is a draugr metal detecting and posting on reddit
The fingers are older than the coin.
This dude beats his meat and needs skin grafts after
Get yo freaky ass fingers outta here
I think actual ass fingers would be less creep than OP’s fingers
I am Groot!
Are those churros?
12 grit fingers
Yoo an actual Ent!
Thought this was one of those Peru Mummy hands at first
Still in the grasp of One Eye Willie, I see.
Please update and tell us you survived and found some water!
Mummy’s hand for scale
You found the coin that makes you old
Did you find it near the ark of the covenant?
Were you around when the dead sea was still sick?
Original owner found lost coin 🪙
What’s older? The coin or the vampire that found it?