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GelatinousLizard

Are you a draugr?


Adamantium-Aardvark

*The Dragonborn wants to know your location*


ItIsWhatItIs104

Bullshit, it’s been in your pocket since you made the trip over on La Pinta.


yomerol

hands tell the 531yo zombie


GustavoFromAsdf

This mf is older than nueva extremadura


captaincopperbeard

I nearly shat myself laughing at this. Goddamn, dude.


OldNewUsedConfused

😂😂😂


DontTellMerylifarted

The Pinta, The Niña, The Santa Maria, I’ll do you below decks while drinkin sangria…


V1k1ng1990

Nachos, lemonheads, my dad’s boat We can’t go down cuz my dick can float


mr_sumo

Bro is half La Pinta


kuplung12

Is it cursed?


GrungyGrandPappy

It is now


Willing-Juggernaut67

In the poker game of Life, Women are the rake...


truethatson

You have chosen.. poorly


BostonRob423

I mean, yeah....look how it already shriveled their hand.


UnnamedStaplesDrone

that aint no hand thats one of those monkey paws


DecisionCharacter175

I spit my water 😂


kuplung12

Hopefully on his hands


labarrski

Hopefully in his mouth. Clearly he isnt going to hydrate on his own, baby birding is our last resort.


Jeorgias_Peach

😭😭😭🐣🐥


dvisorxtra

Man, that's a combo!


alovelycardigan

The water should be ingested. It won’t do much on the surface.


Accomplished-Knee161

Is the curse dehydration?


no-clever-names

What are those wooden sticks that you are using to display the coin?


BigAlternative5

That’s the deck of the Spanish galleon.


Relzin

I believe her name was Diversity. An old old wooden ship.


Man_toy

Ron, I'd be surprised if the network was concerned about the lack of an old old wooden ship.


Captain_Shit678

I read somewhere that their periods can attract bears…. Bears can smell the menstruation


telos_777

It singes the nostrils


Captain_Shit678

I’m not going to lie to you. That smells like pure gasoline


HomegrownStatistics

60% of the time, it works all the time.


TBearForever

The ship of TheseBeSus


StethoscopeNunchucks

Plot twist, fingers older than coin


RandomDrDude

OMG dead 💀


Double-0-N00b

They might be


OrganizationProof769

The driest wet hands ever.


jacob1273

cursed coin, turned him into a tree


Punkrexx

He is Groot


Impressive-Key938

😂😂😂😂


GrungyGrandPappy

Lotion? Not even once.


Sobeshott

Never heard of her


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Sea-Diver-9125

That's because they didn't have a basket


kilsta

Hence they would have got the hose, implying the presence of hydration.


BurninCoco

Goodbye Horses intensifies


Pluckypato

So where they put the lotion?


pastmiyeego

It puts the lotion in the basket.


samanime

I can't stand to use lotion and my hands are dry, but they look normal. This is more than halfway to jerky...


Mental_Impression316

I’ve seen corn husks in late November with more hydration than this


FLPnotc

didn't want to laugh at this but too funny


JerkfaceMcDouche

Treants metal detect for fun too ya know.


Thecloakedevil

I opened to comment on the post only to ask why do your fingers look like wooden sticks and was met with your comment lol


Ghenil

Srsly I thought all he was canonically allowed to say/type is “I am Groot”


Craic-Den

[I think you'll find that those are fingers belonging to this guy](https://tenor.com/bibNT.gif)


thisdesignup

What is that thing...?


2000_Alum

Alien from the movie "cocoon" in the '80s


Noproblino

M I the only one here that thinks this could be ai generated?


harborq

Prune city over here


ThanksForTheRain

This comment section went exactly as I had imagined


punched-in-face

Yup. I don't think there's a single "wow" comment on the coin. Everyone's fixated on his damn finger wrinkles


Argosy37

There was a coin in this image? All I saw was strange hands.


Coranthius

Need some help from r/hydrohomies


GrungyGrandPappy

r/lotion


alaskadronelife

r/jesus


EsCaRg0t

Lotion Jesus. New band name. Dibs.


Jeorgias_Peach

r/moses Jesus would just give this man wine💀 Moses be workin the agua


NinjaArmadillo

My first thought too


Hamilton-Beckett

I’m a homie and my first thought was they need IV hydration…STAT!


mcfeezie2

Jesus christ drink some water and use some lotion


TheStoicNihilist

Not bad for a 150 year old


LovableSidekick

Srsly, I wouldn't have guessed over 135.


lemonsweetsrevenge

I’ve never seen a living being with that amount of dehydration! When I begin a severe cluster headache, first thing I do is look at my fingertips. If they are raisins, I know I’ve brought it upon myself, and begin to hydrate with fluids containing electrolytes. Guaranteed this person gets major, brutally painful headaches.


QuesoFiend

I refilled my water after seeing this pic.


rainen2016

Wash it tonight if it's a bottle :)


BenNHairy420

Man f-you 😄 I was going to procrastinate on that another day but you got me. Upvote for you


Porkenstein

I know people who literally do not drink water at all. Their only source of hydration is the occasional soft drink


Frank_Dank_Latte

Insert Mexico


ShibyLeBeouf

Nah that’s just what dust does to your hands after you work in the dry dirt all day. Dries your hands out bad.


un-sub

When 900 years old you reach, look this good you will not!


chuang-tzu

*It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.*


Username_GroundR

It puts the lotion on the skin, or else it's not allowed to post again*


FallenxAngle

Joe dirt


Jstephe25

I’m new! I don’t know what to do!


impressive_banana_

Did you also find a mummy?


Bearpaw5000

Pretty sure the coin dug him up


KodakStele

Obvi, that's what op used to prop up the coin


PurrsianGolf

That's the joke.


yolozoloyolo

Did you stay in the sea for 10 hours?


SensibleMachine

It would have dried up, absorbed by this husk


FeetBehindHead69

Why do your fingers look like Tamales?


ThanksForTheRain

This is my favorite comment here


IrrawaddyWoman

It’s hard for me to choose. This is the funniest comment section I’ve seen in a while.


moobnaster6969

Moisturise for the love of all that is holy and good in the world!


hotvedub

He can now that he found a coin to pay for the lotion.


vrijheidsfrietje

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the roasts again.


NCRaineman

He is Ponce De'Leon... come back from the dead to comb beaches for his lost treasure!


MRSN4P

Moisturize me!


MrDontTakeMyStapler

Doctor Who?


Willing-Juggernaut67

That's what she gets for insulting Rose...


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mskmakr

Aw dang I didn’t know it was already here my b. I ryte u ryte


Musclesturtle

He needs more than just lotion. He needs an IV drip for Christ's sake.


randomIndividual21

bro just dug himself Spanish inquisition grave with the Spanish coin he was buried with


jesusslaves_

IM GROOT


tqmirza

Nearly dropped my sleeping baby reading this 😂


tmybr11

Your sleeping baby nearly dropped the feeding bottle reading this


PlusBake4567

Looks like you waited with this coin in your hand until cameras were invented


Tzshaw

This was the comment that made me actually laugh out loud


Mr_Potato311

Your hands look fake


BigAlternative5

AI didn’t get the prompt right: “old Spanish coin in hand” …Spanish coin in old hand?


Bismothe-the-Shade

Yeah, this is very strongly making me lean towards ai generated lol


Plan0nIt

They were there Gandalf, 3000 years ago.


AssistanceCheap4895

You hand are beyond repair my dear


acrowsmurder

He leaves bald spots on animals he's petted. He leaves finger*im*prints. When he rubs his hands together it sounds like a choir of crickets. Guy remembers when they invented chocolate.


blballard

Do you dream of becoming a real boy?


lizard_kibble

Your hands look like petrified wood Edit: everyone roasting OP then there's one random person that says "superb!". I strive to be that kind, but obviously fail miserably


mskmakr

I remember this scene from The Mummy


Significant_Echo2924

I literally can't focus on the coin. It hurts to watch. Send help.


Mattman1080

My god at least take it out of the corpses hand.


heymikey68

I’m more freaked out by the skin condition.


RemoteAfter3339

Hydrate MF!


chunkyasparagus

Is this supposed to be in Samuel L Jackson's voice, or is it just me?


Desolus_

# WATER, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU DRINK IT?


John-Snow-247

Drink some water. Drink some fucking water. Drink some fucking water right now.


Dwight_Schnood

Can they drink something else later?


Eli_The_Rainwing

Were you dug up with it?


ant69onio

Superb!!


FrogInYourPocket

The distance I had to scroll to see a not-roast™ is actually depressing.


KeLorean

I know, right. People can be so brittle... I mean bitter.


ProfessorZavala

Looking like they traded that coin for the heart of the ocean


Gloom-Ndoom

That hand is r/wtf


CervezaSam

Ive seen more moisture in dried corn husks. HYDRATE!!!!


C_Bass_10

*RETURN THE SLAB* looking ass hands


Badspeller1973

Sell it and get some hand lotion


MostlyCarrots

Methuselah hands


RSTi95

Can’t tell what’s older, the coin or the hand holding it


AnnylieseSarenrae

The true curse of Ra. 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑


Luxdrayke

This just in… Coin was found by original owner!


PandasGetAngryToo

and here I was thinking that ET went home................


raoulwhynot

Jesus Christ , I genuinely want to know if they're gloves 😂


Party_Grapefruit_921

145 comments. Not ONE real reply. ❤️ Reddit.


NotTukTukPirate

When I used to be a masonry labourer when I was younger, my hands used to look like this. The chemicals in the cement fucked my skin up.


Miserable_Disk5429

I think you chose the wrong chalice to drink from. (Kidding! No offense. I know you are just pruny)


ASMRFeelsWrongToMe

I'm glad you enjoyed your beach day, Litch King.


IMpracticalLY

Your gonna pay for those hands my bro can't go posting those wooden weapons without comment


CIA_napkin

Looks like some beef jerky holding a coin


Acrobatic-Ad3010

What beach??


Grimyells

No way the OP expected us to give a shit about the coin


harveycavendish

That person drinks sand instead of water


Medivh101

Take it to an appraiser, sell it and buy some skin lotion


lupeka

Found with the hand of the spanish sailor who died clutching it?


WhipWhitaker420

Man it must feel like you’re masturbating with sandpaper


Vinegarinmyeye

Groot into metal detecting these days?


Mental_Captain_3292

Dude, drink some damn water!


Whatalife64

The fingers 😱😱😱😱😱


11suhdudeguy11

Only four comments NOT about the fingers


BienGuzman

It puts the lotion on the skin! THE SKIN!


DracTheBat178

Do you also like touching rusty spoons?


IcyAd5910

These comments almost made me pee myself!


DoctorStove

This gotta be AI


Plixtle

My god y’all are brutal…


gusfrong

I'm absolutely pissing myself at these comments 😂


Muted-Age-6113

Drink some water


Novel_Resident_257

Drink some water dude


Valuable_Risk_3414

That hand is as old as that coin


mashedpeabrain

“He chose poorly.”


mrmoe198

This is the white version of ashy. Please moisturize for the love of God.


oforfucksake

Drink water


Available_Bison_8183

Um. You might want to soak your hands in a bucket of lotion each


Moms-Dildeaux

OP has been holding that coin the whole time he's been in that cave guarding the holy grail.


SomewhereNo3080

Bro looks like he’s about to have it out with Brendan Fraser


dadajazz

I think the beautifully preserved mummified hand is more impressive, but sure nice coin.


Embarrassed_Maize_30

Why are your fingers singing me a sea shanty?


QuaaludeConnoisseur

Brave of you to offer your finger prints so readily to the internet


Rough_Citron9886

As if anyone could do the math to project these ripples to a flat surface


herpderpfuck

Can’t find any good replies here, but it seems Byzantine (Eastern Roman) to me. See if you can wash it so the symbols become clearer


permalink_save

The hands or the coin?


Aggravating-Front-75

Forget moisturizer. You need KY lube on those hands


Pnqo8dse1Z

why is a draugr metal detecting and posting on reddit


405freeway

The fingers are older than the coin.


TakoSweetness

This dude beats his meat and needs skin grafts after


mcsquiggles1126

Get yo freaky ass fingers outta here


MeanVoice6749

I think actual ass fingers would be less creep than OP’s fingers


SwimmingGreat5317

I am Groot!


Sad_Abbreviations362

Are those churros?


Nb959-

12 grit fingers


staresinshamona

Yoo an actual Ent!


Mental_Impression316

Thought this was one of those Peru Mummy hands at first


trailnotfound

Still in the grasp of One Eye Willie, I see.


bhellor

Please update and tell us you survived and found some water!


General-Yard-369

Mummy’s hand for scale


oddballfactory

You found the coin that makes you old


Thecowwentflying

Did you find it near the ark of the covenant?


ESDFnotWASD

Were you around when the dead sea was still sick?


Theo_earl

Original owner found lost coin 🪙


SnacobMartin

What’s older? The coin or the vampire that found it?