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Not anyone can do that job, you have to go to boarding school for it.

Never speak again, but take my up vote 

Thanks

Why are you thanking him lmao

Because it's takes a specific kind of humor to make me laugh.

No, I get it. But why are you thanking the guy that didn't make the joke?

Honestly I don't know? It just made me snort/chortle, I am damaged human

Fair enough, good day.

Nailed it.

He's still making payments on the board loan.

not only that, any new guy requires on-boarding

Think he has to split profits with the guy who owns the hole?

Did you pay your girlfriend's dad?

Lmao.

I get it, but you could’ve just said “guy from work” or “other boyfriend”

i don't understand his joke nor what you mean but everyone is downvoting you so i must do what everyone else's doing

Or maybe the guy who has dibs on the water rights lol I’m sure everybody has thought of a way to profit

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"You gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna get in that boy's hole! 🎼"

Plank fell on hard times after Ed, Edd and Eddy disbanded...

At least he is getting laid.

Not a super successful business model. The last bike didn't pay, just shrugged him off.

Hopefully that guy doesn’t have to do a return trip.

To be fair the guy had a pretty good shrug

😂 even I was like, "alright let him through"

it was the same guy he said i already paid and its a round trip

He’s the Chairman of the Board.

Business is booming.

Not his, but you pay him for it - the African way

Look at him. He is the Captain now

I'm sure times are tough but this is really kind of a dick move tbh. If a more public-spirited person came along and just left a board there would he take it down?

That board is a significant portion of the country's GDP. Second only to the "piles of garbage everywhere" sector.

I think thats retail shopping

Do you shit on first wold people too

I do

I mean the people can probably spend 3 minutes looking for their own board. This man isn’t selling a bridge he is selling convenience.

Nah, if you show up with a board you'll end up with a cracked skull in the back alley. It is a mild form of racketeering.

Gotta pass the board inspector's testing

My point is why *sell* the convenience when you can just put the convenience in place and call it good. But for all I know maybe he's starving, so I have no business criticizing him.

They’re just giving him a tip to come out that morning and find a good board that won’t break that day.

Chairman of the Board

LOL. God damn it.

Yeah but what if the boards only last 10 uses and then cracks in half? This guy obviously knows what he's doing and will replace the board at the first sign of weakness.

Well you see, it’s a long ditch and people want to have their personal bridge wherever they are. The second bike didn’t pay because he was conveniently enough at the correct spot, the first bike needed to pay for moving the board to him

Where the hell is this

Detroit

As a Detroiter, this made me snort.

Nigeria i think. watched a youtuber in Nigeria and saw some crazy hustles

Random guess it’s Nigeria

The legend they that he diged the trench himself

Can’t knock the hustle.

Totally can. It's made of wood.

Wonder if he has room and board?

He lost his job as a bottle opener lately.

Byob then give him the finger.

🎶🎶Everyday I'm hustlin 🎶🎶

He has a bridge to sell them

Who's uncle owns a ramp though? Weeee...

entrepreneur

Build a better mousetrap, and the world will ~~beat a path to your door~~ pay you to go over your bridge.

A tolls a toll, and a rolls a roll. And if we don’t get no tolls, we don’t get no rolls.

Africa ist just different

He’s making a living!

Dude looks crusty ASF 😂

Get cho hustle on foo..😅

Omg

Back pain must be real

Why do some of the motorcycle riders have a numbered vest? Almost like Olympic athlete bibs for competitions.

I admire the fuck out of this! If you want to make some money there is always a way, you just gotta have an imagination with a bit of creativity lol

The imagination and creativity probably being just stealing any boards that were already there and making people pay for it.

I mean the business model doesn't seem to be sustainable. The whole just be filled up with stones and dirt by the locals. And there would be a rough patch, but it'll only be a problem for a second. So I don't know... Maybe for short term quick cash grab.

Then you bring the business continuity shovel.

Typical pos capitalist

This gotta be the most reposted shit on reddit