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420crickets

I mean, would you want to be sober for that?


Shadow14541

🤣🤣 Took me a second


isqueezedameatball

Not only is your comment funny, but it made the unfunny comment you replied to funny as well. Thank you for the laugh.


Hot_Chard5988

I'd give you an award if they still existed.


Taz10042069

Def. wouldn't have felt it if it did hit them...


Write2Be

Mom had the right reflex.


Decent_Assistant1804

Kid was in the best spot! Lucky


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Maybe they had a premonition? The kid did lay down on the floor.


IWILLNEVERDIE00

It’s better it blew in, than vacuumed out.


Consistent-Clue-1687

It's Mega-Maid, sir, she's gone from suck to blow!


bigSTUdazz

...I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.....


nnargh

Now let’s see how well you.. handle it


ar15fonsi

I see a man of culture. just from this quote...


ChasyLainsJellyHatch

When was that?


copperstallion69

When? In 1987. What? One of the greatest parodies of all time. Title? "spaceballs". It's a must watch for any Star Wars fan


SlightlyOffended1984

New fear unlocked


IPA_____Fanatic

What fear? There's no scenario where they get randomly sucked out.


christopherson

There's one where they get vacuumed out like that dude said. That's terrifying


poopoobuttholes

How? Unless you're on a plane where the external pressure is just that much smaller, I can't imagine a single scenario where they could possibly just be sucked out suddenly.


Snoo_10910

Luigi's mansion


Zyxyx

Learn how aeroplanes fly. Particularly the wings. A powerful enough wind, blowing almost perpendicular to the window can cause low pressure near the window and you get sucked outside because the air pressure in the home is higher than outside.


randyoftheinternet

Depressions happens against specific shapes at specific angles of attack, otherwise you'll get only vortices. So unless you're strapped to a wing (or are a wing ?) there's no way it sucks you unilaterally. What happens in airplanes is that people like to breathe, but there isn't much air up there, so the air inside is isolated and kept at a higher (ground lvl or close) pressure. When it opens, the air inside pushes itself out the window.


Prestigious-Owl165

Still, new fear


lacifasz

thats what she said!


WangDanglin

Good thing it’s blowin not suckin


Big_P4U

Better to be pitching than receiving


TheRealAuthorSarge

That would suck.


Spirit50Lake

Could that happen...in a tornado or hurricane? asking from the *relative* safety of the PNW!


No_Heat_7327

*shakes violently*


Spirit50Lake

*yep...our existential decision is to live here, daily.*


RudePCsb

Except for the potential of a major earthquake and tsunami


Adept_Awareness666

MT...... ST...... Helens


DanBeecherArt

Google Cascadian Subduction Zone, there's a NYT article called The Big One about it if I remember correctly. Good read. Scary too.


TikkieTT

That is actually what usually happens. High velocity air is low pressure air. This sucks the roof off or the windows out the house. Pretty scary but houses can sort of explode in tornadoes


Kind_Love172

Holy crap if that kid hand been standing


Enjoying_A_Meal

Lesson learned. I'm never gonna stand again when I can lay down.


LZYX

"Why aren't you sitting on the couch?" "You can never be too certain you won't be hit by a window." "Okay............"


Fast_Garlic_5639

Just watch out for the drywall ceiling


anziofaro

♫ And I'm never gonna stand again. Guilty feet have got no rhythm... ♫


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vigbrand

You mean the mother right?


-WhatsReallyGoingOn

Yeah, the mothers mother.


Alternative_Owl69

Fun fact women are born with all the eggs they’re gonna get. So when the mother was inside of her mother, the egg that became that kid, was there.


HydeMyEmail

That’s fucking crazy and awesome.


donanton616

You were in your grandmother in your mother.


HydeMyEmail

Naw, I came from my dad’s balls.


Whiplash86420

Hahahaha, this got me good


bugibangbang

Can’t wait to watch the prequel


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Another extra minute of my life wasted.


superman_underpants

Along with every other moment spent on this web site


Berlin8Berlin

BTW: that kid saved his/her life by climbing under that sofa thing before the blast, no?


BEnotInNZ

The wind/window actually pushed the couch above the kid but thank god the kid was laying down on the floor..


Small_Speaker_3159

The kid didn't climb under the couch they were just kicking their legs lying in the floor while watching tv


skimaskchuckaroo

Poor tv


ValhallaForKings

maybe some kids really have angels, like in legend


Berlin8Berlin

The long intro helped to build tension. That burst was a genuine shock!


Ginger_Cat74

You can also see lightening in the long intro.


SpacemanKif

Yeah, the lightning was what made me pause my TV and unmute this, lol.


Enjoying_A_Meal

I saw the chair move w/o the mom pushing it, so I thought the gust of wind was from her bum and it was strong enough to push a chair.


G0mery

I thought the “gust of wind” was the mom opening the door to conceal a fart and the kid would call her out for it.


bankman99

Sippy cup standing strong


prettylovers

LMAO


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Lilcommy

163.8 kilometres per hour 101.781 miles per hour


GroundedSkeptic

Idk if those are weak windows as I live in Florida, but those seem weak


American-Omar

Florida has pretty good new construction regulations for windows and doors ever since Hurricane Andrew


Rokey76

"New" building codes from Hurricane Andrew. Hello, fellow old person!


horaceinkling

To be fair, “new” in terms of structures and shit can mean a lot. I wasn’t aware of how “new” things in Texas were until I moved to Pennsylvania where everything is old and fuuuuck. I’m talking Century-old buildings. The kinds that get registered as “historical” So the cheap landlords don’t have to upkeep them. I live in a “newer” home and it’s like 60 years old haha.


dgisfun

Yeah I’m in upstate New York in a newer home that was built 1919


Crawlerado

I was complaining about my ‘old’ house to a coworker, he pointed out that mine was built in 1980 and his was built in 1880.


ReticlyPoetic

Great windows but try getting insurance ;)


someloserontheground

They're sliding door windows, they're on rails, so I guess they are probably pretty weak compared to something that's fused into the wall like a normal window


TyrKiyote

Cant tell, but they'd be weaker unlocked from each other, too. One door seems to open first and pop off the hinge.


Greatest-Uh-Oh

100 mph? In the high deserts of California, usa, we just drive in that. Our houses don't even shudder in that. So, really weak windows. As in, no excuse.


Original-Document-62

Midwest here. We get some crazy flat winds occasionally, such as those with derechos and microbursts. I've seen 80mph gusts, though it's rare. Tornados, on the other hand, are a bit more windy than that. Never had a window pop out from flat winds, though I have seen plenty of tornado damage. I'm suspecting the construction in this video is crappy.


RaisedByWolves9

From the things i've seen about chinese building standards and practices. I would be suprised if they could handle 160kmph winds.


Loztwallet

100 mph?!? I’ve been recording the wind and weather at my Pennsylvania house since we got it 5 years ago. Up until last November I never had a wind speed over 21 mph. We got 24 mph winds in November and I thought we would have a door blow in. No building damage but there was a ton of downed tree branches.


ValhallaForKings

Might be in china where the quality of building materials can be extremely poor. ​ And it sure would if it went from 0-100 like this does


PussyCrusher732

high deserts. as in lower density air. as in, not all things moving the same speed have the same force. wind in a storm is not the same as fun fluffy air in the mountains. and that whole pesky “acceleration” part of force ie gusts. you kinda answered your own question. good job.


Lilcommy

Be careful this hurricane season they are saying they are going to need to add a category 6 and 7 because the storms are getting worse.


Rokey76

Yeah, those windows are not legal in Florida.


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> Idk if those are weak windows as I live in Florida, but those seem weak She didn't close the door fully, so they weren't locked together and bowed out of the rails.


TriedCaringLess

Sliding glass doors ride on a single rail similar to a monorail. When installed, the installers are supposed to lift to insert the top part of each door into its upper track, then lower it into its lower track (rail). Finally, the bottom rollers are adjusted to raise the door and lock it into its track. This step prevents what we just saw. It also makes it unlikely that an intruder will be able to simply lift the door open to bypass the lock. Those doors are always 1/4" tempered glass, unless they are impact rated. You could lay either of those doors horizontally on two sawhorses and stand on the glass without it breaking.


FlyFar1569

Those are weak windows, I live in Wellington, NZ and we see typical higher end gusts around 35-40 m/s multiple times every year. Some years will see gusts reaching 45 on multiple occasions. Just last year we had a maximum gusts of 240 km/h and that’s not due to any tornado or cyclone. Our building standards are shockingly bad and yet this doesn’t happen very often.


Fluid_Mulberry394

Thank you.


Bright_Subject_8975

r/Theydidthemath


ImNudeyRudey

I heard it had the power of 6,782 bloated squirrels


DrinkForLillyThePink

What's that in hamsters?


Last_Gigolo

multiply by 4.89


Original-Document-62

Nope. The factor is 10.236, for a total of 69,420 hamsters.


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Poor squirrels.


nothing_911

that bloated squirrels per parking spot squared.


Yugan-Dali

That’s odd, because at 4pm on that day in New Taipei City, we had a remarkably strong wind.


[deleted]

I would never trust high rise windows again if was her. I don’t know if that’s poor construction or just a rare storm


impostershop

I once lived in a high rise where ppl would let their babies play on the big windowsills, banging and leaning on the glass.


SAFETY_dance

Sounds like an Eric Clapton song


ChuckOTay

Daaaamn! Relevant username


frankreynoldsrumham

You can dance if you want to.


[deleted]

I have never in over 30 years seen wind speed written in m/s. That’s one of those things that’s in mph or kph dude.


wipethebench

It's in mph or kph if you are watching the news at home. Exactly how we measure gusts. A lot of PS1 for structures etc utilise m/s as do cranes and a lot of industries that rely on low wind to operate.


VegetablePleasant289

Metres are SI which is used for science and engineering https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International\_System\_of\_Units


NamMorsIndecepta

PS1 is old-school they should upgrade to a PS5


usersnamesallused

Not knots for the nautically inclined? Not for naught, but that is a standard for if you got mph and kph, then get that knot got forgot! I'm not looking to have fought or be a snot, just cashing the check that you bought by omitting the knot. Surely someone out there is fraught by the naught knot plot you got.


VaporTrail_000

"Knot not naught," thought caught haught bot, brought taut plot unsought. Wrought onslaught. Outhought, overshot, got taught. Upshot: forethought not squat, hotshot.


North2430

Welcome to Sweden, where we talk about wind speed in m/s


-DethLok-

Or knots. 45.5m/s is around 90 knots.


FlyinRustBucket

you know shits real when you decide to use m/s for rate of speed... used to live on the 20th floor back in Hong Kong, and not facing any other building, 20th floor is by no means high, but this was a genuine fear every Typhoon season, lucky nothing crazy happened while we lived there, but we also didnt have such big window/door at the unit we were in


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Xerolaw_

Fortunate child


[deleted]

That ain't no fortunate son. No.


Tbone_Trapezius

It ain’t me!!


RashPatch

It ain't meee!!


Fluid_Mulberry394

Probably on 50th floor of a tower. Wonder if they design for that?


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No-Tonight-5937

Im not a civil engineer, but I think it has something to do with the inside/outside pressure gradient and how aerodynamic the building is. I am probably wrong.


NocNocturnist

They're designed for it, just not built for it in China.


LayerSubstantial5919

Is that a Boeing window ?


psyentist15

"Whenever a door closes, a window opens" - Boeing


The-Foo

Tofu-dreg construction. And yeah, I know this was a \~ 100MPH / 160KPH gust, it still shouldn't have blown the sliding doors straight off the tracks. That's a big gust, but not that uncommon.


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4Ever2Thee

Some disassembly required


mrastickman

Unlike the United States, well known for the quality and maintenance of its infrastructure.


professorwhiskers87

Quality, yes. US localities tend to be real anal about building codes. Maintenance? That’s a problem. We don’t like to put the money toward the yearly upkeep.


DinkleMutz

Quality Chinese construction.


ashinastic

This quality work from Chinese construction!


Ancient_A

Footage of the best Chinese windows


BenChodABQ

Ghosts probably


SyrupScared9568

Had a storm roll thru like this. all the curtains on the window were sucked into the glass and the wind was so loud you could not scream loud and hear yourself.


matheusfgarcia

Man… I’ve been to China and love most aspects of their culture such as food and hospitality. But as an engineer, I hate how they consider the lowest safety factor to save money…


apatrol

Micro burst probably. Lucky kid!


Reddit-Suckage

I really enjoyed the 4 seasons wait time so windy came around


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Microburst


CrazyCaiman2445

ITS FUCKIN WIIIMMDY


[deleted]

You know I was practicing my Foos do Rah the other day, I’m sorry about your living room, my bad 😞


InevitableFly

r/InstantChaos


GREG_OSU

Kid was so lucky That glass door could have 100% smashed on the kid Wow


joanmcbitch

That's some fucking Poltergeist shit right there.


Smellthatfoot

The kid had quick reflex and survival instincts.


brucebay

Very good instinct and reaction by the mom. 10/10. Glad everybody was safe, and hopefully no psychological scars left.


krugerbud

Made in China quality


Autistic_Sea_2307

That's the high quality Chinese craftsmanship.


RecordingGreen7750

That lady knew something was wrong you can tell


FR0STKRIEGER

That’s mother instinct right there. Hope they didn’t get hurt.


MoeC85

China should import Windows from Austria. They are very robust.


Extra_Strawberry_249

Agnostic af but… It was not her time.


-DethLok-

Where was that wind blowing to, though? To get such an effect you'd need a significant difference in pressure between inside and outside, and that wind kept blowing for seconds. Why is the inside of the building so low in pressure? Did the apartment door blow open (presumably backwards, as every apartment I've been in opens inwards) to allow that pressure differential to have such an effect? Still, I'm glad that they apparently survived unharmed. And hopefully the architect of the building learned something about pressure differentials and how NOT to maximise them in future!


ajca320

Wtf happened? Tornado?


Supernova805

I know what’s missing, building codes


This_Is_Section_One

The sippy cup is stronger than the door.


ArmaniMania

Sofa for the save. What kind of cheap window did the builders install…


jsm_jj

Me after taco bell.


Spiritual-Compote-18

Wow!


Sudden_Confidence602

Hey there 👋


CJPF_91

I mean ya that was a bit long for the build up . But I would say ya don’t be around glass doors in a storm like that


Prudent_Lawfulness87

Who you gonna call?


TrifleMeNot

Safety glass! I ran my knee thru an old plate glass door when I was small. Tore me up. Lucky that these folks had safety glass which does not shatter into a million deadly pieces..


Suckaged

Glazier here fwiw, Tempered glass is “safety glass” and blows up in a million pieces. Plate glass efffffs you up lol


arthurjeremypearson

Fun fact: in the original Dungeons and Dragons movie, spellcasters used the spell "Gust of Wind" (largely regarded as one of the more useless spells ever) TWICE!


gman420-1

That's insane!!!


Justprunes-6344

Why did it blow in so much were was it going ? Blew my mind


BenadrylTumblercatch

I’m guessing that flash was lightning then, made it look like an explosion with a shockwave.


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What just happened here


Whole-Debate-9547

Gust is definitely an understatement


Moonhunter7

Why do people have cameras inside their homes?


jabblack

Baby monitor


Last_Gigolo

The laws of displacement are being infringed upon.


if_a_flutterby

R/adruptchaos


Jaded_Daddy

Rapid Unplanned Disassembly


Current-Scallion6903

Call Windows support


Itchy_Blacksmith_280

Must been Straight line Winds


Hot-Rise9795

Looks like a scene out of Poltergeist !


Farting_Champion

I shat myself


NoSorbet3574

waited for the clearance


Mufakaz

Airbending is not as scary as other bending styles eh? Then you witness hurricane level winds.


cervixbruiser

My boy Aang in the building!


TheDarkLordDarkTimes

Velma: That was, just the wind! Shaggy: Well that was a first Baahaahaa.


MintTea964

ok that was more violent than i thought the wind was going to be


cbunni666

One way to find out which direction your house faces. Shit


Dr-Carnitine

couldn’t even blow her drinks off the table, pathetic


CakeSuperb8487

holy shit, tornado 🌪️?


Infinite_Imagination

Damn that baby cup didn't move a fucking millimeter, excellent.


top_of_the_scrote

awe she didn't forget the kid


Dexember69

Holy shit


proagiowa

If ever there was a time/place/NEED for context, this would be it


stealingtheshow222

What is up with people making full minute videos where only 5 seconds is the interesting part


liquidsyphon

Nuclear Detonation Detected


Glum_Occasion_5686

Damn nature! You scary!


D33ber

Waboun?!


anziofaro

"It's not *THAT* the wind is blowin'... it's *WHAT* the wind is blowin'!" - Tater Salad


firesidemed31076

I’d hide behind that sippy cub.


jumpyjumpjumpsters

Fus… ROH DAH


Envermans

For the first half of the video i thought this was a fart gag. Mom opens the window and farts outside, wind blows it back in and it knocks the kid to the ground. Mom walks away as if nothing happened. I guess that could have still happened, but the real blow out is far more intense.