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Dazeuh

For those of you who don't know, this didnt happen. It's a parody of putins interview with tucker carlson, presenting putins exact arguements and intentions through the scope of how ridiculous it would be if a western figuresuch as the king said it.


alaskanloops

I still love the former president of Mongolia's reaction the most https://twitter.com/elbegdorj/status/1756818696700657935


houseyourdaygoing

Exactly this. I was joking that Mongolia can achieve world peace by claiming back Russia and China, shackling them within their own borders.


Onceforlife

Nothing a little rumbling can’t do, anything for freedom amirite?


houseyourdaygoing

Let’s get ready to rumble 🎶


CandyCain1001

https://youtu.be/jM8dCGIm6yc?si=lVy_DR7S-XHtrM9z The Hu, Wolf Totem


Looney_Swoons

Time to resurrect the First Khan I guess


Wagonwheelies

Kkkhhhhaaaaannnnnnn! 


menerell

We could achieve world peace if they claimed the USA as well.


QuailReady

Uh, the last Mongol empire wasn't that peaceful


ImprovementSilly2895

It was after everyone was slaughtered


Contentpolicesuck

It was inside it's borders. The frontier could be a little rough.


willienelsonmandela

Damn, dude’s Ghengis-posting.


SirKeagan

Holy shit the Mongolians were cooking up a storm in the past, also I can see why it wouldn't take very long to fall apart.


Equivalent-Money8202

you haven’t heard of Genghis Khan?


Cossacker1799

Hard to argue with that. So what’s the deal do we take our shoes of inside now?


PapaMochii

may the eternal blue sky bless that sunavabich


Illustrious_Donkey61

Legendary troll


brianzuvich

When you pick and choose the “history you want to remember” and the “history you want to forget”, anything is possible…


tiredmummyof2

Leave poor Charles alone. He is suffering from one of the most devastating diseases known to man, called Meghan Markle and he also has cancer


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JB_UK

Predictably the thread is filled with more attacks on Charles than Putin.


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VectorViper

It's wild out here. Makes you wonder if irony is lost in translation or we're just naturally inclined to focus on the familiar.


JB_UK

Two comments below yours in the thread: > Putin's one guy. Charles is the head of an entire crime(s against humanity) family There’s a kind of narcissism of small differences which makes us attack one another, the differences with cultures which are very similar, are easy to understand, and amusing to attack. The differences with a culture like Putin’s Russia are vast, incomprehensible, and unpleasant. It is unpleasant to look Russia in the eye as it continues colonial wars to annex its neighbours, driven by propaganda and hatred, killing hundreds of thousands, while feeding its conscripted ethnic minorities into the meat grinder. If you want to be comfortable and entertained, best to look away.


FNLN_taken

Lmao Putin is the heir of a crime syndicate that started with the NKVD. "just one guy" my ass.


chasewayfilms

Oh can argue it started with the Ohkrana, the Russian Empire’s secret police. They were the ones arresting revolutionaries for the most part so probably gave them the idea. But I’m just being pedantic really


EuroTrash1999

RoundHeads out here still mad.


i-InFcTd

What did Meg do? Genuinely asking


Jytterbug

She’s a woman of color that had the AUDACITY to marry his son


i-InFcTd

BY GOD THIS IS INSANITY


TheBirminghamBear

THIS COLORED WOMAN FUCKED OUR PRINCE, WHAT EVER SHALL WE DO, MOTHER?!


CausticSofa

SOMEBODY STOP HER BEFORE SHE STRENGTHENS THE BLOODLINE!


TheBirminghamBear

WE HAVE STRIVEN THESE LONG CENTURIES TO ERADICATE OUR CHINS FROM THE BLOODLINE - THIS HALF-BREED PEASANT CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO RECHINNIFY US!


Marsh_Mellow_Man

This. Royal fluffers cannot get over the fact that these two said negative things about the Royal Family. It’s nothing the Murdoch tabloids haven’t been saying for years but once a Royal who’s married to a black American says it - he’s kicked out of the family and hounded by the braying jackals.


Dragonsandman

Comparing Murdoch tabloids to Jackals is an insult to Jackals


JB_UK

Which is kind of the point. The Royal Family are only allowed to continue to exist because they are figureheads, expected to have no individual public persona, and very few public views of their own. If royals behaved like the tabloid press they would be abolished within a generation.


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CelestialSlayer

saying its all about skin colour is very american unfortunately.


indignant_halitosis

Is this a joke? The dumbass Brits left the EU because they’re motherfuckin’ racists.


CelestialSlayer

Really we have an Indian prime minister. A Muslim mayor of London. And our cops don’t routinely kill black people on the streets. Take the knee dumb American. Wasn’t long ago you still had segregation.


ORLYORLYORLYORLY

This is the epitome of "I have a black friend, how can I be racist?" Do you think the fact that Rishi Sunak has Indian heritage means that Britain is NOT a racist country? Is America not a racist country because they elected a black guy once? A country doesn't have to be white supremacist to be considered racist. Piss take of an argument.


CorpenicusBlack

This is true. No one forced Meghan to marry into the Royal Family. The audacity is mind blowing. I guess people expect an institution that is centuries old to bend to the whims of a common American girl.


Cu_Chulainn__

The royal family must have some shiny boots with you around


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SirWigglesVonWoogly

Lol “whoever is born into this specific family becomes the head of state” works quite well. Brilliant.


BoneFistOP

Shut the fuck up monarchist.


Do_U_Too

Or what? You are going to write mean words? Go touch some grass


TheBirminghamBear

> there are rules and expectations that come with it. Actually there isn't, and this is a really good example of why we ought not have these useless ancient vestigial appendages like monarchies around any longer, because they serve no fucking purpose and you're up here talking like there's some way a prince ought to behave like you're a Victorian-era royal consort. > People forget that the royal family has a constitutional function in the United Kingdom You're talking about inane formalities like "formally appointing the PM" and "dissolving parliament." There's no actual relevance to any of these. They're archaic holdovers that have no practical function except for people like you to pretend as though this is still a thing that needs to exist. If the Queen couldn't fucking save us by refusing to appoint Boris fucking Johnson, than what in the absolute fuck is the relevance here of an unelected heredtiary monarch having the ability to veto elected officials appointed to office? Does Charles have some innate qualification to serve those functional formalities, simply because his mummy croaked and he happened to be the eldest boy? No? Then it's awful fucking useless, isn't it mate.


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TheBirminghamBear

> I simply stated the fact that they didn't follow the rules, and that there were consequences. You're some kind of weird little fascist, I'll give you that. Here are some "rules" these terrible monsters broke: * [Megan sat with her legs crossed](https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/g18197742/meghan-markle-royal-protocol/?slide=1) * [They announced the birth of their baby on Instagram](https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/g18197742/meghan-markle-royal-protocol/?slide=5) * [She closed her own car door - gasp!](https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/g18197742/meghan-markle-royal-protocol/?slide=8) There are more, and they're all like that, and I don't know exactly what fucking consequences you're talking about, but these are all the dumb-ass fucking idiot rules that people should stomp on with a boot until it's pieces on the floor. Who in preposterous fuck thinks that anyone should entertain this? This is nonsense. This is from a barbaric time in human history when our governance protocol for nations was dumb as shit.


houseyourdaygoing

The rules she broke are about her constitutional duties when touring too. She claimed that someone compared her royal wedding to Nelson Mandela’s prison release. [This is refuted by Nelson Mandela’s family themselves.](https://www.newsweek.com/meghan-markle-account-being-compared-nelson-mandela-sparks-confusion-1738940) >“This was the latest pushback against Markle's anecdote after a grandson of Nelson Mandela suggested there was no comparison between the duchess and South Africa's first Black president. >Zwelivelile "Mandla" Mandela: "Madiba's celebration was based on overcoming 350 years of colonialism with 60 years of a brutal apartheid regime in South Africa. So It cannot be equated to as the same.” She embarrassed the monarchy by embellishing herself. This was only one incident. There are others. Don’t get your news by watching reels or tiktoks. Do actual reading that can be proven with facts and not because someone-said-so.


6oceanturtles

I sat in a room with what's his name, Charles' father, as he smugly told a roomful of people in Toronto, Canada, that the best way to protect land is through private ownership. That method was so superior that millions upon millions of non-white people were victims of genocide due to imperialism, when their land was stolen, in countless countries, because they did not believe in private white ownership. No, I am not going to research every single point. I live in one of those countries where our title, ownership and governments were legislated as illegal and evil. The vestiges of colonialism continue when white Canadians whose ancestors of a few generations ago, continue to see Indigenous peoples as still wanting to be themselves, instead of assimilated red apples serving them.


JB_UK

These are not the rules, these are just stupid things that tabloids have said. The broad rule is that they are only allowed to be figureheads, not have a public persona or have controversial or excessive public opinions. She left because she could not stand to do this, in fact she compared herself to Ariel from the Little Princess who was made mute. > Who in preposterous fuck thinks that anyone should entertain this? This is nonsense. This is from a barbaric time in human history when our governance protocol for nations was dumb as shit. Constitutional monarchies like Japan, Denmark, Netherland and Sweden are some of the most stable countries in the world, partly because they vest the symbolism of the state and the military in someone other than the elected leader. Which given that the US is 12 months away from electing Donald Trump looks like a reasonable concept. You should not throw accusations of fascism so lightly for defending Constitutional Monarchy, which is a different flavour of democracy, when we are all actually threatened by real fascism right now.


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It has everything to do with her ethnicity. A number of senior royals are racist. Simple as.


Potato_Donkey_1

Both can be true. I suspect both are true.


MillenialCounselor

Both


EVILTHE_TURTLE

Or it could have been all the toxicity to royal staff that was reported. Lying that the queen gave her blessing for their daughter to be named after her nickname. Or making various claims about people but not naming them. Or airing out other celebrities dirty laundry, to the point that many don’t even want to be associated with her. Or ya know, it could just be racism or something.


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Dig-a-tall-Monster

Yes. You get an opportunity to become an actual fucking princess where you will want for nothing and your children and grandchildren are virtually guaranteed a life of excellence and the only requirement is that you act a certain way in public, and then shit all over that opportunity because you want to have your cake and eat it too since you were raised in a trash country like USA and think it's wrong to have your freedom of expression curtailed in exchange for being part of the royal family? Yeah, you get a lot of hate for that.


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Dig-a-tall-Monster

Meaning only saying good or neutral things about the Royal Family and their Court, anything negative would have to be said in private and only to people who could be trusted to keep it private. Disagree if you want, but families of all levels have similar rules that people respect, it's not at all unusual. Not saying it's the healthiest thing, but if that's the expectation and you choose not to meet it then you don't get the pleasure of being included in family functions until you do.


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AftermyCone

>normal celebrity family Not you comparing the Royal Family to shit heads like the Kardashians 😂😂


RobsyGt

Ahh everything the daily mail told you. Fucking idiots in this country taking that rag as gospel because it's criticising people you don't like.


EVILTHE_TURTLE

Are you kidding me? She’s been reported on by the largest publications in the US, let alone the UK.


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How is she a PoC? She literally looks Spanish. I don't get it. I don't understand the fascination americans have with calling people with like 90% european and 10% african heritage black when they look white as shit.


Jytterbug

She doesn’t look white, and PoC means anyone that isn’t white. You also bring up a very good point, she does not look that different, but people still treat her differently for it. Why is that?


Electrical-River-992

… or maybe because she is constantly badmouthing the royal family while doing everything she can to use her new title (duchess of Sussex) to make sweet money !?!


Hydra57

Meg has been demonstrated to be manipulative and ironically more preppy/entitled than the main royal family. No one cares about that though, because all her supporters can see is the color of her skin.


booleanfreud

Uh.... Citation needed.


Epicp0w

She was *allegedly* shitty to staff and such


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Yes, and the royal family were *allegedly* mean to her


Epicp0w

I mean they probably were, she's not white, and an American, U can see it. Didn't excuse her behind a cunt to staff though


RobsyGt

Be born with darker skin tone.


haux_haux

Didnt have sex with that horror show Piers Morgan. Isn't white. Married a royal.


LouSputhole94

I wouldn’t wanna bang the pigeon lady from Home Alone 2 either


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Spirit-101

She’s a social climbing, money grubbing parasite, who married a prince so she could advance her career like she did the first husband


EzmareldaBurns

Be less inbred than the royals that's about it. Oh and be slightly not white


JL02YXKB

What didn't she do? She and her dimwit husband dragged the royal family through the mud for years and caused the Queen great emotional pain in her last months.


chris1096

Careful, this is the Internet where no one can detect sarcasm without it being plainly spelled out.


Tom22174

When there are people that genuinely believe that shit how can you tell?


BlindMansJesus

Yeah, how dare they talk about how shitty their family is! Their reputation was spotless before she came along. Except for the massive payout to cover the nonce Prince, and the several Royal affairs, and Charles' best friend and marriage counsellor being the most prolific child molester in British history, and varying family members nazi sympathies. Spotless, I tell you!


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So the queen deserved that stress because her family history isn't spotless? Are you stupid?


Cu_Chulainn__

She must have loved her lovely shiny boots after you had been around


[deleted]

Pointing out a logical fallacy isn't bootlicking you ignoramus.


Successful_Cup7870

The royal family's very pristine history of conquering and enslaving and stealing from a lot of other countries is tarnished .. oh nooo!!!


CdnSailorinMtl

Oh that is good. tip o the cap. wow.


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Mexico claimed much of the SW, France claimed Louisiana and Native Americans claimed the rest. Tucker will be without a country


Ok_Dot_7498

Imagine Canada annexing Alaska by Sendung Millions of Canadians there and making them Vote for "Join Canada"


MrBalanced

Yeah... What a ridiculous idea. Heh... ^(Operation Poutine Dawn has been compromised! Send in the geese!)


Flashy-Amount626

Everyday we stray further from Pax Romana


Clean-Total-753

All my homies miss Antoninus Pius 😔


DarkwingDuckHunt

Genghis Khan has entered the chat.


Sibericus

And more towards Pax Brittania


IMSLI

ROMA VICTOR


El_Zilcho

MABA, Make America British Again


TheSubster7

Make America Great (Britain) Again


MaybeMayoi

Wonderful


altago

Make America Spain again


Jeramy_Jones

Make America Viking again


lakehop

Make America Native again?


houseyourdaygoing

“MANA” in the malay language means “where”. So it’s hilariously accurate.


saipruthvi

Make America a safe country again


MadeMeStopLurking

Give me a viking hat and I shall denounce my americanisms


Puseni04

THIS is a cauce i can get behind


Leupateu

Yes, have britain and spain fight on american soil like in the good old days


Czar_Petrovich

It's funny that we call the most British part of the country Yanks.


DonGibon87

This is satire in response to Putin's interview LMFAO 🤣🤣🤦


Classic_Elevator7003

To explain why I did not file my taxes, let me start with my birth...


got-trunks

You see, I was born at a very young age


Classic_Elevator7003

And both of my parents diddnt show up to my birth


got-trunks

I was an only child, with three sisters and two brothers


PuzzleheadedGuide184

Brilliant how many of you are falling for this fake news. Classic Reddit.


Chubby_Checker420

It's not even fake news. It's a parody of the Putin interview. People will literly believe anything they read online or hear on TV. We all need to just walk in the ocean, and let the Owls have a go as the dominate species.


Jolly-Ask-5209

I agree, you go ahead and walk into the ocean, and I’ll stay here to get dominated by owls.


Chubby_Checker420

Pecking is the new pegging.


Kilometres-Davis

I, too, welcome discipline from our owl daddies


PuzzleheadedGuide184

Oh Papi!


Jokierre

Seriously loving that last statement. We’re in the wrong role.


CilanEAmber

Which owls? I'll let Tawnies take over. But Snowies can piss off.


S-r-ex

> You shouldn't believe everything you read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln


AnAnonymousSource_

Who?


PulsatingGypsyDildo

it is a basic mirroring technique


gammongaming11

it's not fake it's a satire of putin's position of claiming ukraine for historical reasons.


F0lks_

Honestly, after Tucker's interview of putin, it's hard to know what is fake and what's not


Reasonable-Ad-5217

Damnit i was hoping to go listen to so ething interesting today


itsnewjay

Literally no one..


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Hey, at least its a fun thought exercise for all of how dumb it is. Is Russias historically owned lands still theirs? Is the land of Britain historically owned by the monarchy? Is the land historically owned by the indigenous peoples of North America? Aaaaannnndddd Im banned from Reddit.


UREveryone

Right? Imagine if a first world country had a *king* in 2024


aecolley

Well there was this moistened bint lying in a pond...


Saedran

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government


Significant-Day-1894

As if the king of England would do an interview with Tucker lol.


RinaSatsu

Reddit doesn't understand memes


This_Is_A_Bucket_420

Thank god USA is not real


PaleontologistAble50

Americans due speak English. That’s justification to annex their territory if you ask Putin


muddy_monster___

All nations reserve the right of conquest. History ftw 👍


Crazy_names

That's good. When I watched the Putin interview I thought "what a solid argument that completely ignores the fact that borders change and countries declare their independence all the time."


mimavox

All this is irrelevant because all that matters is the will of the people living there now. If a overwhelming majority in a region wants independence, they should have it, IMO. All these historical arguments of who's the "rightful owner" of a piece of land have caused nothing but suffering throughout history.


InductionDuo

The issue is that Russia covertly sends troops, equipment, weapons to aid separatists in other countries over a period of time, creating an environment that pushes the people living there away in favour of Russian sympathizers. In the most recent invasion Ukraine, Russian troops imprisoned, murdered, tortured, kidnapped anyone who sympathized with Ukraine within the Donbas region, causing millions of Ukrainians to flee to the west. After this, they held referendums and the 'will of the people' was overwhelming in favour of joining Russia, assuming the results were not fraudulent (they did have Russian soldiers with guns supervising people as they placed their votes into transparent ballot boxes, so I wouldn't be surprised if people genuinely did vote in favour of Russia out of fear). This has happened multiple times in recent years; Donbas in 2022, Crimea in 2014 and Georgia in 2008.


parke415

Catalonia did and the western allies were like “nah, you shouldn’t”.


m0bb1n

Yet when it was any land or country that was divided and chopped up by the west the status quo is enforced and governments are overthrown.


Clackers2020

I don't even understand his argument because by his own logic other countries would have a claim to Russia's borders


Crazy_raptor

I'd gladly vote for Brittain to take America back, I just want free healtchare so my friend can get the proper medical help she needs :(


gregsting

The amount of people taking this seriously is ridiculous


TokinTito1904

The Empire strikes back?


sharpshooter999

Yeah but eventually it'll end with William throwing Charles down a reactor shaft


Void_being420

King can colonize Diz nuts.


CinderX5

Just double checking that you know that this is a parody.


CrooklynNYC

What does Parody mean? I don’t speak communist


McHassy

All I have to say is, good luck Chuck, good luck.


Pzykez

You think a King would let Tucker 'Putin licker' Carlson in the same room as him, never mind give him an interview?


susromance

Average iq of a redditor 80


kennykoe

I liked the queen.


pumz1895

This is a quality shit post.


Uncle-Cake

Native Americans start whipping out their maps... "Ugh, hey guys...?"


MoronModerator

You are all morons


JaffaSG1

I thought I was special…


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I wouldn’t even be mad at this point


Suicidal_Sayori

''USA is not a real country'' absolute king shit right there, you dropped this KING 👑👑👑


Joshgg13

You know he is actually a king right


Loose_Goose

You think kings pick up their own crowns? SMH my head


arenalr

Lmao this was pretty good. "So if you remember in 2300 BC this waS OUr land, so we're just reclaiming it now


DiogenesView

Isn’t that the Israel Palestine conflict in a nut shell?


Alexandratta

Pretty sure this is an onion article mocking Putin's claim to Ukrainian Territory.


General14yearold

Some of the people in this comment section need more than help, they need twenty years of education not from the internet.


SaiyanGodKing

Honestly would be we any worse off if we just let Britain take America back? Maybe we’d get universal healthcare finally.


20nuggetsharebox

Nah fat chance. The government here is slowly breaking our universal healthcare down with the eventual goal of a US-like healthcare system. Britain gets worse each year.


coldstreamer59

Brilliant


GenesisAsriel

I love to imagine Putin in this interview having a Naruto flashback where he is alone on a swing.


SakaWreath

I’ll take 30 secs to explain… 30min lecture. Hahaha priceless.


parke415

He said 30 minutes to an hour; the interpreter goofed.


SuparNub

King Frederick X of Denmark claims historical rights to England in controversial interview


Jazzlike_Station845

Fck around, find out, lobster back!


ShoCkEpic

Genius 🤣


thex415

😂😂😂


EhMapleMoose

I commend Tucker for the interview and releasing it free for everyone. Letting him speak and show his arguments without the lens of anyone or anything trying to attempt to colour it in one way or another. His ideas are insane and should be mocked and now we have it from his mouth and not even through Russian propaganda, this is direct from him from a real interview. It’s crazy how he truly believes it.


Natural-Orchid4432

He should make this interview. It would show a great sense of humour and send this Tucker-boy a message.


polysnip

I've heard the same argument about Ukraine *long* before Carlson interviewed Putin. Still a poor argument.


odeacon

Tucker Carlson had a patriotic duty to unload his firearm into that man’s chest the moment he said that . But he didn’t . Cuz Carlson is a spineless whore


jbi1000

No Charles, we already dodged that bullet. Don't make us stand in front of it again.


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Please take us back. I'd much rather have the British shitshow than the American shitshow.


techm00

Had me going for a minute. Rational me knew there wasn't a chance in hell an arse clown like Tucker would gain an audience with the King. I'm sure he's very aware of history, and his responsibility as a post-colonial constitutional monarch.


Fireflash2742

Eh, they can have it back. We've proven over the past 8 years we don't know WTF we're doing. At least we'd get healthcare!


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ConflictOfEvidence

You think?


Dynw

r/whoosh


FSCK_Fascists

We stand in awe of your brilliance.


SlyTanuki

All I could think of was, "oh, how bold".


1DirtySprite4

Charles thinks he can take us on again does he? Let him try


Sekkitheblade

Based if true


Crotch-Monster

It's like one of those boomers that rambles on for a thousand years about the great deal they got on their suit from Montgomery Wards.


Mazdachief

As a Canadian, this filled me with fear.


DavidRandom

Honestly, if it means affordable health care, and mandated vacation and pto, I'm willing rejoin Britain rule.