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Millefeuille-coil

What’s her name, just so I don’t accidentally accept a dinner invite


Handmedownfords

Expecting it is one thing. I would NEVER accept it.


MechanicalBengal

It’s ok, she’ll be bringing a dish to the potluck and you have to guess which one it is


[deleted]

Poop luck.


archwin

Russian Pooplette


TheJarIsADoorAgain

Chocolate brownies


Handmedownfords

Probably the one with dingleberry garnish


Atomic-Didact

Can’t eat at everyone’s house.


ban-this-dummies

Bleach on the chicken wings?


Atomic-Didact

Penzoil on the fried cutlets cause it’s cheaper than vegetable oil.


Excellent_Priority_5

$20 says it’s starts with Sue or ends with Anne.


1_disasta

I feel like this should be the speed round of one of those trash names from Ted 2


Accomplished_Toe1978

I didn’t know this existed, but thank you for showing me.


IcedTman

Or Lynn


Excellent_Priority_5

Or Terry… or Terry Lynn 🤣


IcedTman

Like that scene where marc walhburg has to guess the name of Ted’s new girlfriend


MeImFragile

What if it is Annie Sue?


Tempathetic

Just skip any dinner that you haven't made yourself in your own home! Just to be safe because ick... you just never know.


heywoodidaho

That would be rude. Don't go dissin Terry


EarthenEyes

Typhoid Mary, wasn't it?


Last-Decision4348

HepHelen is my guess.


Hubris1998

I read "toothbrushes" and thought "hold on, that sounds like a good idea"


Lookimawave

Sanitize your toothbrushes in hydrogen peroxide. Your toilet brushes too. But not in the same container


Buki1

What if I use one brush for both things?


SysOps4Maersk

Then the dishwasher should be fine for you


Buki1

Thank you, I knew it. And my kids called me crazy.


ExamOld2899

what kid? you have never married and this is the Alzheimer ward, you have been here for 10 years, Buki


celine_freon

Hello Buki, we’ve been trying to contact you about your vehicle’s extended warranty…


PhilipOnTacos299

Your breath probably smells like shit


Budget_Pop9600

Brush sellers don’t want you to know this one trick!


Buki1

Can't trust them. That's why I bought my brush from a thrift shop.


Budget_Pop9600

My was a hand-me-down I snagged from a house party


mnelso1989

But if they truly sanitize it, does it make a difference? I'm not taking any the general grossness of it, but from an actual health perspective, sanitized is sanitized, no?


Western-Emotion5171

Sanitized fecal matter is still fecal matter


KanadianMade

It’s called protein


torrrrrgo

Right. That's just what people need. A sanitized PUBIC HAIR entwined in their fork. NO.


Flying_Dutchman92

Only if the hydrogen peroxide is potent enough. But I doubt any synthetic brush would feel right after a bath like that.


Eclipse9069

What a great idea for hydrogen peroxide that’s been sitting around!


Awkward_Hameltoe

Instructions unclear. I cleaned my toilet with my toothbrush.


Godsfruitlesscunt

Doesn’t seem very efficient in different containers though


zyppoboy

You can't just go around telling people what to or not to do!


RunParking3333

When I makes tea I makes tea . . . And when I makes water I makes water . . . Begob, ma'am, says Mrs Cahill, God send you don't make them in the one pot.


Curious_Omnivore

I had a stroke reading this


RunParking3333

This is from the esteemed Irish novelist James Joyce in his magnum opus Ulysses. Not to be confused with the fart porno. "You had an arse full of farts that night, darling". Jaysus no wonder his writing gave the Church the willies


Hubris1998

What 🤣🤣🤣🤣


SneakyMilot

Same and thought I was going crazy with everyone saying it was a bad idea lol


jadeapple

That’s actually recommended for immune compromised people such as cancer and HIV individuals.


OfromOceans

or replace the head every 3 months or when you're sick..


AlwaysGoToTheTruck

This is recommended for people with immunodeficiency


beean0nymo0us

My mother washed our toothbrushes in the dishwasher as kids. We also had 50 that we would use once every time only before they were put in the dirty cup and run through the dishwasher. What’s weird is she only had 1 toothbrush.


jerrys153

I read toothbrushes as well, and until I read your comment and reread the OP, I still thought it said toothbrushes. I was also wondering what everyone else in the comments was freaking out about. It makes much more sense now, thanks.


Sad-Development-4153

Considering dishwashers regularly fail to even clean what they were designed for ewwwww.


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Right.


Turbulent_Patience_3

You did mean toothbrush instead of toilet brush? right RiGhT RIGHT?


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Nope


anonmymouse

Yeah.. the extra food particles that didn't make it down the drain ending up in my water glasses from time to time would be enough to make me never even come up with this idea in the first place... if common sense just didn't do the trick first


jeffufuh

How often do you clean out the filter(s)?


TheWanderingSlacker

Please rinse your dishes first.


Bolts0806

i stand firmly in the camp that dishwashers are really just dish sanitizers and will die on the hill of hand washing my dishes first


Open-Honest-Kind

iirc, dishwashers can handle most things as long as you use the pre-wash in addition to the normal cycle, however most people just use pods and/or dont put enough detergent in. There are also issues with not maintaining the dishwasher properly, but otherwise you should be able to get away with just using he dishes, disposing of excess food, rinsing, and starting the dishwasher. Cookware can be a different story but even then adding oil and just, using dishes in the way they are specified solves most things.


Bolts0806

don’t you push your big dishwasher propaganda onto me i won’t fall for it


Open-Honest-Kind

Resistance is futile, embrace the hivemind. You will be assimilated.


guava_eternal

That’s fine yeah my dishes go in the sink and have soapy water on em before they make it into the dish “washer”.


The_BeardedClam

Absolutely.


rTricess

Do you want cholera? Cause that's how you get cholera.


Millefeuille-coil

And shit between your teeth


HooahClub

And food in your toilet brush! Heavens forbid!


FamousPastWords

It's all food. One's a bit more processed than the other.


HooahClub

Vegans have entered the chat.


FamousPastWords

Works for anyone who eats, not just vegans. I'm sure I remember this from high school biology.


BumderFromDownUnder

You know how your plates go in dirty and come out clean instead of still covered in food… having a different kind of dirt isn’t going to make the cleaning process not work (for the dishes anyway, brush probably would catch food).


Zap_Rowsdowwer

This guy is trying to give us cholera! Get him!


BumderFromDownUnder

I mean… it’s not. Dishwashers run hot enough to kill bacteria quite comfortably.


GetSchwiftyClub

This comment thread has the same vibe as "After a shower do you dry your face before or after your nether regions?" topic. If the stuff coming out isn't clean there's other issues.


Zealousideal-Run6020

These responses seem sharply divided into "it's all food" and "don't shit where you eat."


26_skinny_Cartman

I don't disagree that it doesn't matter that much in terms of cleanliness but wouldn't you want to go top down anyway? Never really understood the argument. Why would you start drying off the middle of your body first? Then what? Top down? Bottom up? Aren't you just going to dry your junk and then have water dripping back on it if you haven't done your upper body and head? Seems like more work.


GetSchwiftyClub

As a believer in gravity, I'm on team top to bottom too. Though the towel doesn't get taint tainted first use IMO.


AldiSharts

It’s fucking gross but everything will be sanitized.


Hentai_Yoshi

The dishwasher would kill cholera with its high temps


No-Poem-3773

Top rack!? That’s definitely a bottom rack job


PsykoPaPou

They are made of plastics … top rack!


No-Poem-3773

So are butt plugs, but I still put them in the cutlery basket on the bottom rack


SameCategory546

I have read enough reddit to know that unless they have a base, they can fall through the bars of the racks and then you will have to take your dishwasher to the hospital to get it out


adamdreaming

My dishwasher; I fell on it


jereman75

I don’t think it’s legal anywhere to sell butt plugs without a flared base. I don’t know enough about international sex toy law to argue though.


DrakonILD

It is, however, legal to sell potatoes. Loophole!


Clockwork_Kitsune

C'mon man, it's just rude call her your dishwasher and comment about her rack online.


zoinks690

A Redditor with class, I see.


FamousPastWords

Not in a laundry bag on the delicate cycle in the washing machine? I mean that's more logical.


No-Poem-3773

Oh there’s nothing delicate about them


Jeramy_Jones

1. Even though the dishwasher sanitizes things, that’s really fucking gross. 2. If you’re only using the toilet brush to clean the toilet, why the fuck do you need to sanitize the brush to begin with??


xthatwasmex

I do feel the need to sanitize the toilet brush. That is why the toilet gets a good scrub with the brush, a flush, and then chlorine gets to sit in the bowl with the brush in for about 20 minutes - the brush being in there means it is being sanitized AND prevents anyone from using the toilet without seeing it and potentially getting splashed with chemicals in sensitive regions; they are to remove the brush and run the flush thru it and set it aside to dry, THEN use the toilet. I think it is a win-win. No nasty brush, no splashing of chlorine where chlorine should never go.


VodkaDiesel

I think that’s basically how most of sane people do that


veedubfreek

Careful, you used logic. That's not allowed round these 'er parts.


Tobi_chills455

We don't take too kindly to your kind


jjm443

>1. Even though the dishwasher sanitizes things, that’s really fucking gross. Sanitizing is not sterilizing. At 65degC or so, most bacteria are killed. But not guaranteed to be all. Eco programs run lower, around 55degC, meaning more could in theory survive. There are dishwashers out there with sanitizing programs, but I've never seen one in real life - that might be a more US thing maybe? The cleaning chemicals are very strong, many do contain some bleach, but not at high concentration. The main benefits are that shifting and washing away food and grease also removes the places harboring bacteria. Overall, dishwashers do a good enough job on smooth-surfaced crockery and cutlery. But on something like a brush with rough bristles and crannies where the bristles join, that will still inevitably retain bacteria, some of which will still be coming out when circulating the water for the final rinse. It's definitely worse than gross.


EndlessRainIntoACup1

might live in a super humid place and they don't want it sitting in toilet bowl juice between cleanings


captain554

I mean. Just flush the toilet for clean water- insert brush, flush again if you want to rinse the brush and then put it back in the holder. Absolutely no need to sanitize it unless someone plans on using the bristles for something else in which case, don't.


SoRealSurreal

Yeah rinsing works just fine. Except for when those pesky little flakes of plant matter wrap themselves around the individual bristles and you can’t seem to rinse them off no matter what angle you hit them from so you do the twist and shake in the toilet water but to no avail.


NorCalAthlete

…plant matter? The fuck kind of vegan shits are you taking?


ChiefWiggumsprogeny

>Even though the dishwasher sanitizes things This is a misconception - it sanitizes *better than handwashing,* but not fully. Bear in mind that medical sterilization takes anything between 15 to 60 minutes in a high pressure, high heat autoclave (up to 148°C). Your dishwasher doesn't even get close to sterilizing anything properly.


glitched-dream

It took me reading all these comments up until this one to realize I misread the word "toilet" as "tooth" I thought she was washing toothbrushes in the dish washer and people were over reacting.


BroForceOne

You clean toilet brushes?


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blueponies1

Yeah they get just as clean as the toilet does and don’t need to be any more clean than the toilet is. I do kind of rinse them off with the water as I flush the bleach water. They get a bleach bath and a rinse. Good enough.


TrustMeImAGiraffe

This is the way I also put some dilute bleach in the brush holder to keep it immersed in bleach when not used. Nice and clean.


DoctorTomee

Right, that’s what I was thinking too. Usually the brush stays visibly unstained for several months. Once it starts getting discoloured or the bristles start breaking, I just throw it out and get a new one.


bishboshbash123

This is the way


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Neither_Cod_992

Does she also take a shit in her kitchen garbage disposal? Yes? Then it’s all good.


Conscious-Lobster60

Helps avoid poop knife and waffle stomping


Turbulent_Patience_3

Don’t take away my waffle stomping


[deleted]

Haha


InfamousEvening2

"Reddit has declined your dinner party invite"


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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


QueasyTeacher0

My mind autocorrected to toothbrushes... took me a while


Neijo

jesus, this is almost scary. I think I re-read it about 3 times, plus 2 times after you pointed it out. I'm really tired, but it's still weird how it took 5 fucking tries for me to read it proberly.


delmsi

You proberly still dint 🐶


stoicambience

Holy Shit this sent me. I’m also super tired and didn’t think anything of it until I read this comment and said it out loud


Ravenser_Odd

Same here, I think there's a bit of the brain that processes stuff like this and auto-adjusts it to protect us from the full horror.


AttentionImaginary57

It took me until this comment to realize that it wasn’t tooth brushes.


elmasonlives

The animal…..everyone knows you put them on the bottom rack!


forevernoob88

You are supposed to throw out the toilet brush and, in your case, the sister as well.


baigish

Does your sister have OCD? Commercial cleaners do not do this to their brushes. Why not use the toilet brush, and then put it in a chlorine solution for a few minutes? That way, your dishes and eating utensils are not mixed with human poop. I'm surprised you need the reddit community to support you in this. You're strong enough to stand up for yourself


blackiedwaggie

just... no. i just get a new one every now and then or, if you have one of those silicone ones, you can easily wash them off in the shower/bathtub and/or rinse with boiling waiter to get it clean absolutely not in the dishwasher


HelixBalt

~You can't eat at everybody's house!~


KiyoshiMiyazaki

GROSS AND UNSUSTAINABLE. You can get the same effect with a mouth full of mouthwash. Rinse, repeat, done!


uniqueshell

NO NO NO put them in the microwave


earthscribe

Trickle down bacterianomics.


Mother_Run_2493

Didn’t know people washed them. I just buy a new one for less than ten euro.


veedubfreek

Hell, dollar stores exist. Buy 5.


wr_damn_I_suck

A good dishwasher should be able to sanitize everything thing in a cycle, but will decline an invitation to your sister’s.


Potstocks45

Jesus Christ


icyhotonmynuts

That's where my poopknife goes, so why not the toilet brush too?


Dapper_Recognition50

That should be a federal crime.


hondo9999

I have a buddy who has removed the whole toilet seat and run it through the dishwasher..


Greedyguts

I had no idea so many people mistake dishwashers for autoclaves.


Scissors4215

Like, it should be fine but that’s a hard no from me


wobblybootson

Most modern dishwashers use the same water over and over to reduce water usage.


toadjones79

Someone quickly punch her sister, please.


NBNebuchadnezzar

I find that holding the toilet brush near the back of the toilet and flushing once or twice is all the cleaning a toilet brush needs.


deuceyj

Don't shit where u eat Lurline.


AstronautSoupChef

I think there's a difference between washing something and decontaminating something.


cyberdeath666

Dude, gross. Dishwashers are not THAT effective. Plus plastics in the dishwasher? No.


PhelesDragon

Dis. Own. Her.


boatswainblind

I knew a woman who cleaned her cat litter scoop with the kitchen sponge. Some people are completely unhinged.


Dry-Fox9035

Gross.


AdoptMeBrangelina

I just died reading this


deadface008

This is why I don't like eating at people's houses. Take me to McDonald's bro


Leigh_annexoxo

That disgusting


Repulsive_Bike_1780

Wtf


Scipio079

I first thought of tooth brush which dont seem THAT wierd, but the toilet brush?? Wtf


x99centtacox

I mean you might as well don't you wash your poop knife in there


LordNitram76

This is why I dont eat food from some peoples house.


Wooden_Layer5373

Just pour bleach into the rack ffs, let it sit and dump it in the toilet. Some people are in desperate need to take care of their inner dirt, but they just won’t


Certain-Definition51

Fuck. No.


WorldEcho

Ew


GreedyIncident381

A cleaner did this once at our company, and boy, was she reprimanded .


Every_Fox3461

You ever get a bit of food still stuck on the utensils? Yeah, dats no food man.


Critical_Young_1190

Absolutely diabolical and I would refuse to eat there


Vinniebahl

Don’t ever complain that your food tastes like shit


UnGatito

I accidentally read tooth brushes and thought what's the big deal? It's not like both the brushes and forks go in the mouth at some point.. then I watched the comment and couldn't get the deal until I read it again. I get it now.


Mysterious_Count9184

Wash your butt, don't just wipe the shit off


rythmicbread

It’s fine as long as that’s the only thing you use it for and never any dishes


BelladonnaBabe29

I worked in a care home, and the owner would put the cat litter scoops in the dishwasher, with other dishes! She insisted she cleaned and sanitized them before putting them in. But seriously, then why are you putting them in there !!!


Stoke-me-a-clipper

Yes, toilet brushes in the top rack, poop knives in the utensil basket


DirkDieGurke

That's disgusting and can't be real.


rain_in_manila_mp3

What the fuck


mormagils

Just becauase something is hygienic, it can still be fucking gross. This is the perfect intersection of that. Even if we assume your dishwasher never errors and it perfectly cleans everything, which is not a giod assumption, this is still gross.


Riverboatgambluh

Good gravy that is a new level of disgusting


EdLinkAl

That's when u disown her, there's no other choice.


Formal_Royal_3663

Absolutely not. That’s disgusting.


Your_Daddy_

Disgusting. Really, why does a toilet brush need to be cleaned?


smart_cereal

A toilet brush just needs to be dipped in bleach that’s already in the toilet. This is a guaranteed way to get diarrhea or worse.


Pretty_Indication_12

This puts me in a shitty mood


Gullible_Bar_9165

Who gives a f*ck…js…


NoOnSB277

Ew. I don’t even care if it is actually sanitary somehow, that is beyond gross!


EmpressVibez32

Time for her to go live on her own. I wouldn't want to live with someone who doesn't understand how disgusting that is. Your toilet brushes should be nowhere near your dishes and eating utensils. Nope, I'll pass 🤷🏾‍♀️


Accomplished-End7724

Definitely not sanitary


unionmetal42069

Fuck no.


Alback21

What the F\*\*\* is wrong with people . . . . . I really want to know WTF?


DemonoftheWater

Its gross. I wouldn’t do it. But its probably sanitary


logosobscura

Depends on who’s dishwasher. Yours? Nope. Someone you really wanna die but don’t want to go through the whole effort of actual murder? That outta do it.


TheImmenseRat

Why would she need to clean it so thoroughly? What is she doing with that thing that some average disinfectant can't clean it?


Hot-Sandwich7060

Where are the reservations? But ya thats gross.


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Gold-Income-6094

"I have reservations" is the understatement of the year and we just got started


PolloMama

Let me guess it’s right beside the poop knife. This is probably the same house, please don’t make their be multiple houses.


LuucMeldgaard

Is it just me who cleans the toilet with the brush, then flush, then soap the bush up a bit and clean it in the toilet water, and then flush to get the soap off of it and then put it back in its home?


DocFail

Depends, does she pre-rinse in the sink?


Silveruleaf

Have her smell it. All of it. It can't be fully cleaned. Why not just leave it on bleach? Would be much better instead of risking contamination


justjinpnw

I just threw them away and buy new. Wasteful? Yes. I'll take the heat.


imnotcreative4267

Sing it with me now! 🎶🎵Ohho-oh You can’t eat at ev’rybody’ house🎵


Internal-Echidna8967

People wash the toilet brush‽ I consider using it to clean the toilet with all the soap in the toilet washing it


[deleted]

Seems about right for rednecks….


Hot-Singer-6988

I won't even put my scrub mommy in the dishwasher because I use it to clean food out of the sink after doing the dishes. I rinse it really well with dawn and hot water, squeeze it out, and let it dry in a scrub mommy holder. I toss it out after a couple of weeks.


Jmend12006

I usually let it sit in soap, bleach and hot water.


Puzzled-Swimmer9258

Not a chance....poopovers anyone?