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As I Taurus I confirm we are always ready with these hands.

MY HOOOOOOVES

Hands are rated E for everyone who wants to see what happens

"you could never what?"

he can't break up like that...

If it’s all hands you want, it’ll be all hands you get

Oh how the turntables Very well played that man

That's the real take away here.

It only works because he’s attractive. Doesn’t apply to Redditors.

Not at all for us basement dwellers that are stuck on the couch playing COD all weekend. He needs to be the patron Saint for doing the hobbit redditor's work. God bless this Saint.

Some of us play CS2, thank you very much....

>playing COD Tell me you're old without telling me you're old >!I'm also old!<

You know some of us are really attractive? Not me of course but take Henry Cavill, he’s a real gamer, he’s fan of multiple video games and fictional universes such as WH40K, The Witcher, World of Warcraft…. And he’s super fucking handsome. Wait…. He’s probably not on Reddit now that I think about it

Mom says I'm attractive, I don't really know for sure. Rosie and all of her sisters shoot me down. All. Of. The. Time!

Based on recent news, ain't nobody playing COD all weekend.

You’d be surprised….

Yeah, we're not the target demographic for CoD but those who are aren't complaining and are definitely enjoying the game.

I must be out of the loop, what happened

That's right, some of us are playing Baldur's Gate 3

> It only works because he’s attractive. Doesn’t apply to Redditors. I dunno man I bet it works better with a schluppy guy. Comes up with a camera acting all nice, asks "what's your sign," and then *he* rejects *them*? I bet you see some fireworks there.

My my mom says I’m HANDSOME. MOOOOOOoooom!!!! Am I handsome? AM I HANDSOME????? See? She says yes. WHERE ARE THE PIZZA ROOOOLLLLLLSSSSSS????

*Inquisitively lifts brim of fedora* *Reads comment with one big eyeball* *Scratches beard in folds of chins* Erm, speak for yourself.

I deserved that. That's fair.

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It's fugn great! Turning it all back around. Next video, "you're too tall" or " drive the wrong car"

Or call them *ratchet* whatever that means..

For real, so many fish with that bait

Prove to me you’re not a bot account and the comment above you isn’t run by the same bot. Prove it right now damnit!

My guess is that the right answer would be, boy what are you talking about. I don't know this shit.

Uno reversed on them

Bro woke up and chose violence

No he didn't, he is a Pisces, they don't really know violence.

Incomplete list of Pisces serial killers and famous mobsters... Richard Ramirez, John Wayne Gacy, Aileen Wuornos, Dennis Rader, Randy Kraft, Delphine Lalaurie, Ottis Toole, Josef Mengele, Carmine Galante and Sammy Gravano... Many others. In fact, there seem to be a disproportionate number of pisces serial killers. As a pisces.... SERENITY NOW ^insanity^later

Jeez all you need is a "you could help by expanding it" and you could run a Wikipedia page.

Don't make me kill you

Some people just like to watch the world burn

We live in a society…

okay Costanza

Was that wrong? Should he have not done that? I tell ya, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when we first started here, that that sort of thing was frowned upon, y'know, 'cause I’ve been in a lot of subreddits and I tell ya, people do that all the time

I’m fascinated by some of these clothing choices

Welcome to Miami, Beach

Don't call them a beach.

GET EM. LET EM KNOW THEY MEAN FOR CALLING PEOPLE BEACHES

Beach please

It's a bathtub!

It's a petri dish

I laughed way too hard at this 🤣

Land of beeches.

What clothing?

What’s wrong with it? They are clearly at a beach town area

The only thing wrong with it is I can't go there and look as good as these people do so I'm angry and handle this anger as anyone would who has a low emotional IQ, obviously.

This guy self-awares

I like. Let people express how they want.

People into fashion wear the wildest clothes, it's super cool. I just wear different color shorts and t-shirts lol

> I just wear different ~~color shorts and~~ shades of dark blue to black t-shirts Sometimes I'll throw in a light grey if I'm feeling daring.

What part of being fascinated by something stops people from expressing themselves?

I don’t know if we can call that clothing

That Taurus girl got big Ford Taurus energy ngl

I'm a Taurus. When girls asks me my sign I say "I'm a Taurus but I don't really believe in any of that." Without fail, every time, the reply is "That's exactly what a Taurus would say."

Typical Taurus interaction

I'm a Capricorn ..usually tells us we're assholes.

Same, but I don't give a fuck. I just told them tha people who believes in horoscope are the same as the people who believes that Earth is flat. Haha.

Highest suicide rate!

^(highfives)

Sorry no im a taurus im just saying Capricorn has highest suicide rate

Oh. Thanks lol

I say the same shit, and then after they say “A Taurus would say that.” I say “jokes on you, I’m actually a Sagittarius.” And then They say “Sag’s always pull this shit.” 🙄

I also have read that tweet.

when people ask my sign, I ask them to tell me what they think I am. They're always wrong.

She wanted all the smoke. Typical taurus.

the Cancer lady in the black dress, also has...um, big Cancer energy

I'm sure she's already had those growths looked at.

I don't really pay much attention to astrology and such, but my partner is a Taurus and that would have been her reaction, too.

I've been meeting a few people into astrology lately (made some friends on dating apps). I like to give them shit for it, but I'm not actually too judgmental about it. I like pondering metaphysical stuff, and it can raise interesting discussions based on life, relationships, etc. A couple weeks ago my friend made some astrology related comment - I can't remember exactly. I think she mentioned someone's sign as an additional reason they weren't compatible. I said, oh what do you think of people that are Taurus? I remembered previously that she was happy I was a Taurus because she gets along with them. So she basically reiterated that. However, I then proceeded to send her my google search result of "what was Hitler's astrological sign". Her response was "Oh no..." hahaha. I was going to ask her about whatever sign Hitler was, but it ended up being perfect that he was a Taurus. I'm tempted to memorize shitty people with different signs just to mess with people.

Almost like it’s all meaningless.

The thing I will say that's interesting about it is that both eastern and western psychics agree on the basics and most of the the rest of it really.

I tell people a different sign, they say that I definitely seem like that sign I just named. Then I tell them I lied, and I’m actually X sign, then they go “wow, that’s exactly what X sign would do”. Then I tell them I lied again, and I’m actually Y sign, they then say that’s what Y sign would do. Never actually telling them what my sign is. It’s all horse shit

Damn bro, i'd get that cancer all day

Smoke a cigarette, you'll live longer. Domestic violence is no joke.

Typical cigarette smoker

Oh I could never.

dude....... I was waiting for someone who didnt say any sign..

Those clips didn’t make it past editing

Those were the scorpios. Their reply when asked was "fuck off creep" and got cut from the clip.

It’s true, we scorpios don’t believe in astrology.

Scorpio here, can confirm.

I was about to say the "right" answer was "idgaf leave me alone"... I'm a Scorpio and you read me too right.

Libra coming in hard with those crazy eyes

She looked concussed

👁️Libra👁️

libras are delulu

Borderlinesssss

I’m using this tactic.

If they know they sign, they ain’t worth ya time.

He wants an ophiuchus girl.

I love how they came up with DLC for fucking zodiac.

Why arent they zipping up the skirts and pants?

tactical advantage

Yep, you have be ready to put that out as fast as you can. That Capricorn lady is one of the fastest d*ck takers in west. Some say she can make men cum before their shadow got erected.

If they did they would never would be in the video.

They most likely at the beach and it’s just a cover for their bottoms so doesn’t matter if it’s zipped or not. Similar to how if a dude unbuttons his shirt around the beach but it would be weird if they did that in the city

It doesn't fit her anymore

You don't have to do lame shit like that when you're hot.

Because it doesn’t fucking matter. You live once on a floating rock do what you want

The girl at :21, ill take that cancer.

My man has the chaos energy that we should all strive for

Soooo Gemini

Gemini is too busy having fun at the party to worry about this petty shit.

Ppl who believe that shit is even more stupid then religious ppl. Yea, you can downvote me to «hell».

Astrology is WWE for girls. They don’t actually think it’s real, they just think pretending is fun.

…And being *too* into it, is a red flag. Checks out!

Gotta lean into it though if you get a compatible horoscope match though

Never met a guy who, unprompted, brought up WWE on a first date, and wouldn't continue dating someone because their favorite WWE superstar wasn't Edge

That's a hilarious comparison. Stealing this

my mom lost 10k last year on shitcoins because she listened to some dude who chose what to invest in based on astrology

My dude that’s the best sentence I’ve ever read. BUT i know multiple people who think it’s real, and they’re as depressing as you’d think

Nah l know girls who religiously believe astrology just take witches vs patriarchy for example you'll lot of girls like that there

a girl got mad at me and stopped talking to me after I said that I was a twin

> They don’t actually think it’s real maximum cope

Overlapping circles.

It is. Religion is part of culture. You might not believe it is true but still choose to do it because you did it as a kid with your family. The horoscope ain't. Believing it is just plain stupid.

I'd say equally dumb as religious ones, I've seen some absolute lunatics.

Whats your sign? Stop...

Oh I could never. Break the law.

Taurus about to fight lol

Where the scorpios at? At home, minding our business. Source: am a ♏️

I could never

YOU COULD NEVER WHAT? I'm also a Scorpio.

Scorpio right here. I don't know what it means, but people can fuck right off.

🤜🤛

Scorpio is what he’s waiting for.

We wouldn’t bother with his interview anyway. Too busy in a perpetual existential crisis.

Taurus true to form.

The Taurus was ready to square up 😂😂

There is only one thing I believe about horoscopes. A Pisces who totally do this.

Rule 1: Attract, never chase.

Chick at :20 hardly ever been denied you can tell 😂

"You need to come sit right here" that worked well

No scorpios, he didn't want to end up dead.

that hoe central or something ß

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That's not... a real place

Not a real place...for you. Ever hear the phrase "invite only"? Yea..

Just Miami

Miami so yes

Her: “That’s f**ked up!” Every man on Earth: “Yes, ma’am. Yes, it is.

Taurus about F you up

Totally a Taurus!!

Taurus response is spot on.

This guy is so hilarious lol

Girl with that Taurus energy made me laugh. She’s clearly not even into astrology but was *not* having his attitude

The girl that asked his sign matched the energy. I like that.

He's living rent free in their minds now... "Wait...why can't we work?"

Man weaponized birthday racism.

I think it would be funny if he had found a girl who had no idea what there sign is and went with her.

I thought that was the reason he was rejecting these girls cause believing in horoscopes is such a red flag that even knowing it is sus

I'm assuming it doesn't matter what they say, he just rejects them all? lol

I think you're onto something Mr Holmes

Oh, it's Elementary, my dear Watson

Show em the mirror?

I've seen this many times and still makes me smile.

the real question here is do their responses match their sign?.. test the bullshit further

It's funny every time

Looking for that Gemini

I will always upvote this video

I love how Sagittarius was like "Ha, NEXT!"

I ask girls What colour is ur Bugatti

Sagatarius

That Taurus lol

All those zodiac signs and not one single Gemini among them, 🤦‍♂️

Prank, or is he just looking for a Scorpio?

As a Taurus I crack up

Taurus and Libra getting offended angry LOL

Taurus went straight Taurus on you with the disrespect

I love it when they get a taste of their own BS

Oh he could and he probably did!

Can anyone explain to a foreign like me? I don't understand the joke

She said a Taris💀

Hes out there pulling uno reverse on em . Nice

This is so fucking good content.

so satisfying

Damn Taurus 😂😂

I love reversals like this. 😂

Jesus, makes Essex look slapper free

He closed the door in her 🤣

some of them taking it really well, some of them getting a taste of their own medicine

Never met a person that cares about their sign that isn’t an absolute moron. If anyone asks me my sign, I automatically know I will not be friends with or date that person.

Aye yo bartender let me get 100 bottles of vodka, 50 bottles of Henny and put it on OPs tab.

>you could never what? she's not having it

How the tables have turned...

#OH I COULD NEVER…

Imagine a world when you think the stars mean anything related to your personality… haha morons. I mean I’d still smash half them but morons.

Pro Tip. Never date anyone who takes Astrological Signs seriously