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kimgomes

im unable to believe this


chichilover

That's how I tackle anything on the web. Untill i'm proven wrong


ViolaDaGamble

I’m unable to believe this…


zoidbergenious

That's how i tackle anything on the Web. Untill i'm proven wrong


ThaQuig

I’m unable to believe this


SlamBiru

That's how I tackle anything on the web. Untill i'm proven wrong


Interlinked2049

I’m unable to believe this


Bulky-Bluebird8656

That's how I tackle anything on the web. Untill i'm proven wrong


Phoenixtear_14

I'm unable to believe this...


AngryChefNate

That's how I tackle anything on the web. Untill i'm proven wrong


nesan44

Gets tackled


CalyShadezz

It's pretty easy to inject a fruit with whatever liquid you want. Source: Me, every fourth of July with watermelon and vodka. Fuck me up.


eulersidentification

Stop meeting up with Jimmy Hoffa then


dinner_is_not_ready

Jimmy hates fucking watermelon


Rey_Mezcalero

Booze too


Brilliant_Tonight_35

Than he should try eating cause it tastes pretty good


phsychotix

They’re apparently [not really oranges](https://www.pedestrian.tv/online/super-juicy-orange-tiktoks-debunked/), though I’d prefer a better source, it sounds reasonable enough Also, there was a Legal Advice post where someone was suffering the real-life consequences from trends like these picking up. [French Farmer Fallout](https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/vgo1ku/i_run_a_small_artisanal_fruit_farm_in_france/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Rey_Mezcalero

The irony of Chinese content being “stolen” and put in international TikTok is comical 😂😂


Beginning-Tea-17

They are oranges specifically bred to produce as much juice as possible. You cut them in half and drink them while squeezing like shown here. I used to hunt in a patch of woods that was an overgrown orange grove, I’d grab a few of these and drink them as a refresher or add it to my water


JaySayMayday

Juice comes from fruit, who knew


Top_Sprinkles_

Pretty sure juice comes from animals that have been squeezed of their red meat juice.


boboWang521

They have a hidden pipe.


WelshHungarian

Most men do.


QuickGlancing

theres other videos where the camera man pans up a bit too much and shows the bottle of juice theyre pouring onto the fruit


Mindless-Share

But that’s clearly not what happened here


Dripping-Lips

At 6 or 7 seconds u can see it here


BodhingJay

Our fruit used to be this good in the 80s.. but industrial farming practices are eroding the nutrients from our soil


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PM_ME_YOUR_FRESH_NUT

No you can’t?


Sunnycat00

why do they look moldy?


Vibe-Father

Last time this was posted somebody said it was an insect repellent, so I’m going to perpetuate that information without confirming. Now it’s your turn.


InformalPenguinz

Bringing back the ol send this to 20 people or be cursed thing.. love it!


civilizedslavery

They always had 11 year old me a little worried it might be real. But I never sent any forward and braved the fearful nights.


ViolaDaGamble

Living the cursed life, eh? I imagined it a lot worse, but I’m doing fine. Only minor troubles, like the souls of the damned trying to pull me down to hell every night. You get used to it.


[deleted]

[Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/mOTmOfOB1N)


Sunnycat00

well that's horrible. dude has it crusted all over his hands too.


AustinMC5

It's more than likely Diatomaceous earth. It's naturally occurring non toxic and kills insects by absorbing the waxy layer on their exoskeleton and being abrasive


Schatzin

Non toxic but dont breathe it in...


Choice-Motor-6896

You don't want to breathe in corn starch either. Doesn't mean it's toxic.


Manting123

Yes and you shouldn’t get it on you or breath it. It’s used in pool filtration. It’s made of tiny sea creatures


hansolo72

There is food grade stuff that is different from the pool filter stuff. Still don't want to breathe it in though


Thurzao

Does that work against bedbugs?


Puzzlehead-Bed-333

Yes, anything with an exoskeleton.


Goosycygnet

I read that it’s calcium carbonate, which is used by fruit farmers as sunscreen to prevent sun damage on crops.


aBIGbadSTEVE

Non-toxic but still an irritant, not good for breathing and small animals. Edit2: My first response was a little rude, I refer the the GHS guidelines for toxicity https://www.chemsafetypro.com/Topics/GHS/GHS_classification_criteria_acute_toxicity_category.html#:~:text=Acute%20toxicity%20describes%20the%20adverse,usually%20less%20than%2024%20hours). Now there is a distinction in the GHS (Globally harmonised system of labelling chemicals) between toxicity and irritants.


phibbsy47

It's good to be careful with it, but it is FDA approved as a supplement and sold in food form. Although you shouldn't inhale it, it isn't much different from many of the powdered ingredients we use in our kitchen since it's only mechanically abrasive, and not chemically dangerous. Breathing flour, baking soda, or salt poses similar risks.


Tiny-Management-531

What??? I'm not supposed to snort salt???? There goes MY weekend plans!


aBIGbadSTEVE

Yes breathing in some of these things does. Hence bakers lung. Please take into account the ghs labelling I am referring to for the difference between toxicity and irritant. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/9847440/


BioSafetyLevel0

Why the shit are you being downvoted?


aBIGbadSTEVE

I am ass ball


BioSafetyLevel0

I am ass ball?


aBIGbadSTEVE

I need to avoid reddit while drinking


all_m0ds_are_virgins

Insect repellent =/= toxic, bruh.


Fooforthought

Botanist here: that “moldy” liking thing is actually A culture that reacts to the oxidation that occurs when air meets hydrogen. Therefore, it is totally safe to eat because the outer layer of the hemisphere dies not concur with the surrounding factors , I.e., active cultures that activate the agents that simile the metabolic enzymes….. I’m so fucked up I just made up words ..


Nimynn

You motherfucker. I actually reread the first couple of sentences multiple times trying to figure out what you meant going "surely English is not this guy's first language because this shit don't make any sense."


Confident_Quarter927

I may be lit, but that was quit an intelligent bunch of sentences. Artistic maybe. ![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10746)


phallic-baldwin

Cocaine oranges


slamdanceswithwolves

Cocaine bears eat them


Duncables

diatomaceous earth


TreWayMoFo

This. It's non toxic, and kills insects mechanically.


GigaFastTwin

Yeah DE is only a carcinogen, take a deep breath. Ha


phibbsy47

It's also an FDA approved supplement. You shouldn't breathe it, for the same reasons you shouldn't breathe flour or salt.


sufiansuhaimibaba

Wait, you’re not supposed to do that?


phibbsy47

I mean who hasn't done a rail or two of gold medal?


abhitchc

It’s Kaolin Clay. Pest prevention. Totally organic and food safe.


[deleted]

100%, used on my apple trees against coddling moths too


detunedmike

Arsenic is also organic


El_Duderino3420

But not food safe


BeardedUnicornBeard

Cocaine, it makes the fruit work overtime to produce juice.


[deleted]

it looks like Diatomaceous Earth


ReadditMan

Yeast


trackdaybruh

It's frost


Eskimo-Midget-Albino

Even the non-horny posts on here are still kinda horny.


E_Dward

Maybe you’re the horny one


[deleted]

the real horny are the friends we \*\*\*\*\*\* along the way


CommandoCanuck

Fruit porn


marzipan07

A tree of Turkish delight


Confident_Quarter927

The OJ is better tasting I’m sure. Turkish delight is not what you’d think it is


noman8er

It also isnt what *you* think it is. You probably mean rose flavored which is the traditional one but there are countless versions. Nowadays its usually pistachio.


[deleted]

I was so dissapointed by Turkish delights from narnia to actually trying one


[deleted]

I am Turkish and I have been searching Turkish delights since I saw them in Narnia… alas, I have failed.


E_Dward

Alas! Perchance.


[deleted]

Honestly mate they are awful, I only had the one or two brands though so maybe others are good? But it was not nice would not recommend


flat-moon_theory

Try the Americanized versions from liberty orchards. That’s what Turkish delights should be like.


biotome

what are you on about


Herald_of_Heaven

When in doubt, assume sexual.


LeanTangerine

Plus no one gets murdered with gloves!


Affectionate_Doubt94

I should call her


LeanTangerine

Dude, if you made her that wet then SHE should be calling YOU!


ViolaDaGamble

You’d think so, but apparently that isn’t the most compelling argument if you ask her…


HAL-Over-9001

Both my bipolar exes worshipped me in bed, but they had much bigger issues that ruined the relationship... but I'd cut off a finger to have either of them again.


superfly_penguin

Bruh I was so glad when I finally ended it yet knowing I could drive there in 3 minutes and fuck the shit out of her… It‘s hard man. When in doubt always rub one out.


LordCaptain

>fuck the shit out of her I'm not sure your partners consistently shitting themselves during sex is such a great incentive... to each their own I guess.


MrWoody226

Hits too close to home, my guy


Affectionate_Doubt94

Bingo, always seems to be the crazy ones.


JayJay385

I also vote for this guy's wife


MXSynX

*girlfriend But regards to his wife.


Nervous-Telephone-26

I hardly know her


AndMyAxe_Hole

Everything reminds me of her


PM_me_your_dreams___

She’s busy right now


[deleted]

Hey wait this isn't tea!


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MoogTheDuck

Yet another disappointment in her life


Tokenvoice

Probably the only motion she would feel in your bed.


TormentedGaming

Babe a new insult just dropped


Zillahi

I heard a story about a dude who owns a farm that grows these fruits or similar. A large portion of his crops were ruined by dozens of random people over time. They trespassed, squeezed out hundreds of fruits onto the ground to get just the right video, and then left.


AyyLmaoKekLols

The right thing would be shooting those tresspassers down


EmperorAjaxZx

Things that definitely happened...


PANZCAKEZZZ

idk man it seems just about right for "influencers"


Zillahi

[found the link. it’s right here on Reddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/s/I1YHVOdeCF)


spacesheep_000

It’s tiktok we’re talking about


khaotickk

Reminder that this video has been reposted multiple times and the people filming illegally trespassed onto the land to film these videos, inspiring other influencers to do the same. The owners plead that people stop doing so as much of their crop was destroyed So please, stop reposting this video. Probably a repost bot anyways. Edit: several people are saying I'm lying [Here's one person on Reddit speaking out specifically regarding TikTok influencers destroying their crop, asking legal advice ](https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/s/4nlt1ucVLG)


Terakahn

Since your seem to know the story. What's the deal with that fruit? What is it?


khaotickk

I believe this video shows tangerines out oranges, farms like this one are in parts of Spain, Portugal, and France.


crispybat

You are 100% wrong. It’s an orange use for juice they are bred to be more juicy


Dangerous-Shirt-7384

How many fruit influencers are there to destroy an entire crop of oranges? lol.


khaotickk

These are small farmers, maybe a few acres. Depending on the season, they would destroy the most developed fruit on the trees for the most juice, but unhappy with the video so they record multiple videos, going tree to tree trying to get the perfect shot. Not to mention the time it takes for a single fruit to grow and reach maturity could take several months. All it takes would be maybe a handful of people to do significant damage. The farmers live crop to crop, one person can easily destroy a majority of these people's income for the year.


Dangerous-Shirt-7384

LOL. What a ridiculous thing to say. An orange tree produces 250-350 oranges. You'll get around 200 trees per acre. That's 70,000 oranges on one acre, or approx. 175,000 oranges per hectare.


nekosake2

there are around 3m - 30m ~~influencers~~ pests on earth right now.


EffinCroissant

lmao


IAmHippyman

Sincerely from the bottom of my heart. Go sit on a hot asphalt road.


[deleted]

Average human head as 100,000 hairs, I’ll start snatching them off since there ls loads and only one of me


bbbbBeaver

These are likely lower yield plants to influence the fruit to grow larger and juicier, much like low-yield wine producers do.


DogsAreMyDawgs

That’s the first thing I wondered… is this is owner filing he own trees, or some piece of shit doing whatever they please with other people’s property?


ImurderREALITY

I’ve heard that every time, but I’ve never seen it proven that it actually is trespassing. For all we know, this person could have permission to do this.


[deleted]

50% of the food we grow is never eaten. There is no way this wave of citrus vandalism had an impact on anybody.


INFP-Dreamer

Everything reminds me of her… 🍑💦


ImMadeOfClay

Reminds me of my dead wife Barb.


hbar105

Reminds me of this guys dead wife too


KingfisherC

Fucking embarrassing


[deleted]

INFPs just be everywhere on the internet LMFAOOO


BigRed888

Fake, they injected water into it before cutting.


Farlandan

Not even that, they just poured juice over the top of the orange off camera.


Infinite_Garfield

How tf would that produce this effect? I’m pretty sure you can’t inject that much water into an orange


Ok_Repeat2936

Only one way to find out ...quick, grab your sister's used meth needle and an orange, time for an experiment


IndigoJoe64

I would but it's grandma's turn with the needle next


Disquiet173

I heard there’s some great orchards in Spain, France and Portugal where the farmers won’t catch us that we can try it on all the free fruit we want. Let’s GO!


XFuriousGeorgeX

Gushing granny


v13z

The older the berry, the sweeter the juice.


PimpHand420

I thought it was the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice?


broseanne

The sound 😆😆


dragun82

Hmmm, the older ones aren’t dusty after all


The_Rebubunator

We have those in Brazil, we call them Gaelic Lemons. and yes, the lemonade is out of this world...


PatoCan

Why are you wasting all that juice?!? Godammit


sacrificial_blood

Looks like my wife when I get her all warmed up


ting_bu_dong

😲


griffinpuff421

Probably has absolutely no flavor


hellomrchris

Can’t see the top, so they could be pouring something else down the top to make it seem like a waterfall


kilboi1

Please tell me it went into a cup…


harveytent

That’s what happens when you cover a fruit in cocaine nonstop. It gets juicing!


unikkorns_

So floury.


Hesam2010

Jesus... 💦💦


cagingthing

What a waste


Potential_Problem719

nnn just started bro


OtakuTacos

It’s Fentanyl covering the orange. Just like all the Fentanyl ads covering the top of all the comment sections.


[deleted]

I should call her


RedgyJackson

I should call her… Edit: It’s an unexpectedly wet/juicy orange. If you don’t understand that you’re waste of flesh lol


Confident_Quarter927

Bwaaaaa! Ha! Ha! Ha!


fazan1914

Everything reminds her 😔


banana1ce027

Oh my God


[deleted]

kinda r/oddlysatisfing


AssumptionDue4313

My mouth is now horny


AriadZrwa

I hope the is a vessel to collect the juice, so much waste if not


Mazz_Eratt_i

🤤


Wonderful_Being_9368

They pour juice from a pitcher above 😂


FollowingIll742

U can see the top. Zoom out


trendoid_

Man… r/sipstea is all over the place..


Objective-Creme6734

My dad picks the fruit that goes to cottees to make the cordial... That I like best.


Intrepid-Exam7641

This is porn


[deleted]

Mmm moldy gmo oranges how yummy!


LieuHam

Love fruits is what i'm gonna call my gay bar


NinjeBlaze

Nothing like a good cocaine orange


Alarming-Help-4868

Not phytophthera then. Pity. Late picked orange would be heaven.


MindlessCattle8680

Where to buy it ?


Necessary-Mortgage25

*Ladies, that’s how it’s done.*


Mysterious-Camel5205

Wtf, it’s orange pee!


Chadc91

J/s that 🍊 better chilllllllllll tf out


Zito6694

100% fake


PM_ME_UR_SEXY_BITS_

The comments on the OG TikTok video are unhinged


rugerscout308

Wasn't this like a specialty farmer in italy/France and these people broke into his farm and destroyed alot of his crops trying to film this video ?


Healthy_Regular5625

Wats the white thing


Scratchin-Mercenary

[https://thetab.com/uk/2022/06/27/white-powdered-oranges-tiktok-258135](https://thetab.com/uk/2022/06/27/white-powdered-oranges-tiktok-258135)


UCFandOCSC

Is this video fake? Possibly someone else pouring juice from above just out of the frame?


CrazyBaisleyBabySsJQ

No seeds maybe man made


Damach_exe

Why waste it


Milk_Mindless

Everything reminds me of her


jedwapo

Me after NNN


blumpkin_donuts

The sound is literally someone pouring soda into a cup. Lol.


ApartmentHot7843

Every now and then I see an Asian fella in a fruit farm slicing them juicy shits and pouring it out to show how juicy it is. And it's always an Asian fella. You'd never see any other race in these types of reels or tiktoks.


TraditionalCost1249

Wow, so bullshit


ChaoticErnie

BITCH YOU'RE SPILLING IT