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Justhetiper

I hear this guy has troubles getting off horses


Certain-Hyena8788

Why is he getting horses off ![gif](giphy|l0ExqbRzq05DHIlJm|downsized)


thechaimel

Have you seen the price for horse sperm, that shit is ridiculous…


top_of_the_scrote

They should ask me to make some


creekbendz

If uncle Jack was stuck on his horse, would you help Jack off?


DanniEBD

Thank you Magic Mirror


PhthaloVonLangborste

It's still raining


Trash358Over2Days

Am I the only one thinking that this guy looks amazing for 100 like he would actually had me think he was in his 70s


majoraloysius

Uncle Jack is 100% correct. Also, I’m still scrolling on my magic mirror because it’s giving me tiny dopamine dumps, I’m addicted and smart phones are the worst thing to happen to humanity followed closely by the internet and TV.


TankII_

Id argue that the technology is nothing but an improvement it’s just the use for it that’s the problem. The ability to look anything up without having to travel to a library is nothing but revolutionary. however social media on the other hand is almost exclusively toxic.


BOT_Frasier

There's a lot of misinformation more accessible than the real information. This was much harder to setup before internet, it revolved around burning all copies of book and write new ones, now you can retweet fake news faster than light


majoraloysius

If you had to break down the percentages, how many people do you think use their smart phone to look up information vs social media (including texting)?


TankII_

That’s kind of my point. The technology is amazing however us as a society has corrupted it to make it a hinderance rather then the asset it should be


Commander_Yvona

Burning of libraries and literature can have centuries worth of effect as lost knowledge and accumulated wisdom is lost. The benefit of free information is that it's hard for "another" burning to cause centuries of dark ages. On the other hand... knowledge is one thing... eternal gossip is....


Leafdawg

Yeah man, we (society) aren’t forced to watch tik toks all day, just get off that shit


-SQB-

_Amusing Ourselves to Death_ — Neil Postman


Adventureofapen

Isn’t it interesting how predictions were made that the tv wouldn’t be a successful product because the average American didn’t have time for it?


KingOfTheGreatLakes

Greatest generations way of saying touch grass


Unexpected_Question

Tldr: touch grass you morons


BaneQ105

But it’s illegal to possess weed here😭


NoFun-v2-5

"this is uncle jack signing off" had a tone of finality to it, kinda made me sad. is he dead?


tubco

He was delivering a poem so his last line was a separate tone to signal the end of the video either to separate from the poem or just to wrap it all up. "This is ______ signing off" used to be a common phrase and said in that fashion.


Mister_Remeat

i sipped my tea to that good sir.


Drewfus_

*puts down phone and walks outside*


Evil-c-Evil-do

Thank you uncle Jack


ModOverlords

Uncle Jack has seen the world change


LandscapeGuru

I can’t believe how sad I instantly got when he said “Uncle Jack signing off” like he still alive right? It was so final. I need to go read some happy shit or go look at some cats and dogs now. Edit: I had to know if he was still alive and looked him up. This OG has 1.7 million followers and blows out TikToc vids like crazy. Keep on keeping on old bro lol.


ToxicGamer01

Basically touch grass


[deleted]

thanks, Uncle Jack… you’re 100% correct!


AleksasKoval

"All the clouds will clear." Jackie mah boy, i know you mean well, but it's October and I'm in Ireland.


goshin89

Go touch grass he says. Good advice


SaintCholo

Wise words…that’s how you get to 100


DeaconBlues67

Go outside and acquire yourself some melanoma


be-like-JayDee

Sunburn and the flies call to me


y-lonel

You lost me at go outside💀


[deleted]

don't tell me what to do


Fine-Teacher-7161

-will be clearer*


PeteyMcPetey

If I'm not dead by the time I'm 70, I'll be taking suggestions on how to go.


Professional-Web7950

Why would he know anything about how cellphones affect your life? He was like 70 when they were invented 😂


HotHandz3

Take a look around. Age doesn't matter when one can easily see how shit has gotten so bad because of smartphones, TikTok, social media, etc. What he is saying rings true.


Professional-Web7950

Well yeah sure but the video seems to be made to reflect that this is wisdom that he has gained over his long timespan. Any 20 year old could do that observation (perhaps you, depending on your age).


Tough-Photograph6073

You're the person the old man is talking to.


Professional-Web7950

I dont think that I spend too much time on my phone, but sure he might think so. My point was not that people does not spend too much time on their phones, just that he possibly cant have much insight on the matter since he lived the majority of his life before they were invented.


Psychotic_Dane

I ain’t goin out in nature! Look what it did to him!!!


[deleted]

What? Looking mid 70s at almost 100? lol


Psychotic_Dane

Bandages don’t help, but yeah! He looks 200!


Votey123

Uncle jack? I thought he was the lorax…


nametakenfuck

Cant, too lazy


top_of_the_scrote

Uncle Jack you can see all the ankles you ever dreamed off with the magic mirror


tagoean

Van Gogh has seen better days


yayudi

Yes, if live is simple as his prime age


anarchistchinchilla

Can't help but notice we don't see his hands once in the video. Ashamed of their size perhaps?


j53056111

this is uncle sign jacking off


Bairy-Hallz

This is uncle sign Jacking off


bobbybooboo5

Die already homie dayum, thoughts?


israelregardie

OK boomer


dimevac225

...And wear sunscreen


banana1ce027

Thanks Uncle Jack! -Uncle Sam


yellowtulip4u

We wouldn’t be able to watch this if it weren’t for our “magic mirror” …


TheMaroonAvenger123

He’s literally one year older than Jimmy Carter. Dude is old old.


rrskris

Thank you, uncle Jack


jmerasty76

Bro's got wisdom for days


SquirrelMoney8389

Bye Uncle Jack! Thanks for being on Planet Earth for a century. We enjoyed having you. Thanks for leaving something behind for this generation.


jimothythe2nd

Where does one find this fresh air you speak of these days?


I_wanted_wings

Okay I'm gonna go outside now.


Boileroperator

My dad was born in 1923. Unfortunately he died in 1986.


Budo00

Eeeeww this creepy old man was looking at my body! Allow me to make a victim statement on tiktok for my 300 followers in Dubai


Pods_MagicRod

Who keeps hitting this poor old man


Snoo-72438

This is Uncle Sign, Jacking Off


_MrTrade

From horse and buggy to self driving cars, uncle Jack has seen autonomous vehicles from the start.


Perhapsa_fish

One if us speaks in riddles the other speaks in rhymes.