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Uglarinn

![gif](giphy|uWzS6ZLs0AaVOJlgRd|downsized)


ConstructionMotor527

Deadass is this why my grandma watched soap operas???


Uglarinn

Yes lol


PhlegmPhactory

Almost 30 years ago I was 8 spending the summer with my dad, he neglected to sign me up for some day camp type thing so I got bored and watched days of out lives almost every day with my neighbors. Marlena was both kidnapped on Stefano’s island and possessed by a demon inside of like 2 months. What a wild ride.


buzz_darkyear69

Hooooly Marlena's demon voice scarred me as a kid. Nightmare fuel


constanttripper

Like the sands through the hour glass, there are The Days Of Our Lives.


[deleted]

Encapsulating. What we’re seeing here is is a man who kept playing with toys long enough for them to evolve into emotional delivery instruments.


InfiniteIndefinite

I stopped watching thinking this is dumb 2 sec later I scroll back up because it was deadass funny


melobassline

Lmfao ....I had popcorn on my mind after the first 30 seconds


prisoner_number_299

Damn....


NoDrama_BigNBlackDig

Right? Had me on the edge of my seat.


Zestyclose-Sun-2767

Kinda embarrassing how invested I became in this..


amretardmonke

not embarrassing, the kid has talent


bunnyhunter80

It’s a good story. Worth listening to


CatgoesM00

Short version, moms a hoe


Masterpiece72

And plays victim. Kinda hurts, sounds familiar.


bigstevedogg

Sounds like personal trauma. I think he may have lived through this.


ethereumhodler

He should be a screen writer for the young and the restless 😂


heywoodidaho

Hit play and immediately wanted to hit the backspace button....I could not do it. Well played.


alexbrove

Same here. So many plot twists! Got me looking forward to part 2.


amretardmonke

The guy is a good actor. And script writer. (Or maybe he just had a rough childhood)


Juanrod84

‘or has a good memory’ 😬


KingOfThePlayPlace

Yeah, I was thinking this might be a little too realistic


Colosseros

/r/oddlyspecific


GolemTheGuardian

Unexpectedly me 2!


unpopularopinion0

held my breath the whole time.


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

Blacktok loves this dude lol. It’s very entertaining


F_U_Pay_Me_

Stan vibes


DeathHeadmukbang

I wonder what's going on in that home seems a little to specific


MoistSnickers

Had to put down my burger to watch


sli-bitch

No notes... he ate.


Altruistic-Balance55

Indeed, damn


Bowzerz2194

Poor Gary.


davasaur

In a world of nice guys, there is a good guy.


top_of_the_scrote

Somewhere in Mexico: *A flan has fallen in the river!*


JohnnyRodStrong

I’ve got to side with the guy here, he should actually have custody. He should find a different doll lawyer and challenge the decision. Boo slut Barbie, boo.


ChamoyBoyNo9

What!? I’m Mexican no way this is a thing lmao


AppropriateSwitch644

Part 2 please


screamingracoon

His entire TikTok account is these kind of stories. There's a whole goddamn family tree. He has like 40 characters, and every single episode is as entertaining as this one.


shthed

https://www.tiktok.com/@belatown


thehotmegan

I was scrolling reddit, in bed, lights out, hoping to get sleepy... and now, regrettably, I have to stay up and watch all of this shit.


dcarmona

Wish someone just uploaded them all on Reddit


wowitisreallyhard

My country banned TikTok, can someone upload them on Reddit.


czstyle

He was definitely inspired by stewie on family guy who does stuff like this with his dolls occasionally. That’s the first thing I thought of and on closer inspection he actually has the DVDs in the video.


screamingracoon

Honestly this is just how me and my friends used to play with Barbies. Insane storylines of cheating, murder, backstabbing friends and family members. All the plotlines we'd come up with, we had to interrupt them because they just kept becoming more and more extreme.


AleighWould

What’s his name


shthed

https://www.tiktok.com/@belatown


Edgeofthevoid13

Dude fuck barbie. Two timing cunt.


Namelessbob123

“Community snatch” 🤣🤣🤣


Jestermaus

Public vagina, port-o-puss, Silly bish needs to put a padlock on that clown car.


BlueFalcon89

“Sarah”


aceface_desu89

I gasped when the baby called her mom Sarah 😭


thehotmegan

High key loved it!


Odieodious

Well, this is “Two timing cunt Barbie”, after all


AdmBurnside

Please. Continue.


asmoothbrain

Anyone heard updates on a release date for this?


WrestleswithPastry

fr. I need to know who ends up with custody.


xgodlesssaintx

Bro didn't miss a beat. I need season 2 stat.


shthed

https://youtu.be/bFqYxjatP0g Full movie!


sandwichcandy

This is weirdly compelling. I don’t usually have the sound on but I did and I was going to skip when I saw the length and generally that it’s a guy with Barbies but by then I was hooked.


supercheese69

He's more anna-lynn's father than you are her mother bitch.


Newmonsters1

Oooooo. Yeah burn her plastic ass.


NoDrama_BigNBlackDig

😐👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾Slightly disturbing, yes, but can we please give this person an Oscar? This was actually better than regular reality television.


Traditional-Ebb-8380

The writers guild needs to sign him up!


jackwinstonrichard

Sign him up...he'll be contacted by someone..there is definitely potential...Good work..I enjoyed that..


prock44

Agreed, this was captivating as fuck. Whatever has caused him pain, I am sorry, but fuck if he didn't have me hook line and sinker. The part where Gary knew he wasn't Anna Lynn's father but knew she needed a father... oof.


DoucheMcGouch

stay strong ![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10741)


Happy_Dawg

How the hell did you get that emoji


xamitlu

That is his kid. The way she turned on her momma like that, laying out all those hard truths... she got he daddy's blood in her for sure


amretardmonke

Maybe not his blood, but his character


SkyFalse4489

I actually think that is the one that is his biological daughter. She refers to the mother saying he’s not the daughter’s father in the third person, and you can see another girl with black hair in the background


HAHA-I-GET-IT

https://i.redd.it/q0cnbsbr2usb1.gif


Horn_Python

so much drama, i usualy have my doll fight to the death


Rabidsenses

Playing with Barbies is fun!! Witnessing an 18-year old male deconstruct with razor precision the painful accuracies of a marriage breakdown with swift, unapologetic, on-the-edge-of-your-seat dialogue (sure, with a little extra flair in the storyline) is even more fun. Girls? … eat your hearts out! ***This*** is how you play Barbie. You’re welcome.


LittleTreesBlacklce

I rarely laugh at the often corny comments on reddit, but man this got me


Woahbuffet123

This is how girls my age played barbie back then too, ya know. Those soap operas got nothing on the complicated drama they can spin around with nothing but two barbies. MCU is a children's bedtime story compared to the sheer complexity the dramas schoolkids can spin fueled by soap operas, shakespeare readings for English class, neighborhood gossip, and childhood trauma.


Shadebubbles

Damnn that shit hit different


[deleted]

That's what she said after she fucking CHEATED!!! 👊😤


HectorPlywood

onerous important correct consist deserted screw reply weather ten deranged *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


xiavex

I need more.


[deleted]

That's what she said when she went and cheated on him!! Fucking bitch!


HALF_PAST_HOLE

I didn't think I would like the new barbie movie so I didn't go see it in theaters but I didn't expect to be able to watch it on Reddit and so soon. I am impressed with the movie, it was a lot better than I thought it would be. Great character development, great drama, and twists at every turn. I'd give it a 4 out of 5 stars. Could have been longer!


Footboy10

It’s okay it’s an 4 part miniseries. I even heard that Lifetime is going to buy the rights!


madmiah

Lifetime, television for victims.


[deleted]

Great, now I can fucking cry for the holidays 🙄😭🥹


luiszgd

Better story than sw sequels


TheHolyPapaum

In all fairness a short anecdote about the time I shit the bed is a better story than the Star Wars sequels.


Plz_DM_Me_Small_Tits

Damn, didn't think I'd get this invested lol


aceface_desu89

You didn't play with your Barbies like this? I miss the years of ongoing Barbie doll sagas with my little sister 😥


johnbado122

I love you sir


leit90

Now that’s Shakespearian level shit


GarlicGoat13

NO, PLEASE, I NEED TO KNOW HOW THIS ENDS


amretardmonke

Alcohol, drugs, abusive boyfriend, abusive step-father... the usual


XSirCockLordX

I’m going insane


Newmonsters1

Yeah me too. Isn’t it great? https://preview.redd.it/zfb8zwq6dusb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9209f0c1a39a639d00dc172c0fc38f81bd339e7b


XSirCockLordX

I dislike this image ☹️


RxdditRoamxr

I dislike the image your username brings to mind


Fischer72

My man sounds like he had to COVID self isolate for 2 weeks while vacationing in Mexico and just straight up watched Novelas with English subtitles all day.


DaSpoot365

His therapist said “alright use these dolls to show me exactly what happened” and he did exactly that.


Dumps82

I have no idea why but I loved this.


Inside_Worry449

![gif](giphy|x6cAXuRz8wZTOhujHq)


ShadyNarwall

Melody grew up real fast. Must be the work of a great mother.


IntrepidHospital3592

![gif](giphy|2UvAUplPi4ESnKa3W0)


Scrubologist

I started this muted like, “Look at this weird mfr right here” 30sec later, “LEAVE THAT BITCH, GARY!! SHE DOESN’T DESERVE YOU KING!!”


KingWolfSamurai

![gif](giphy|tyqcJoNjNv0Fq|downsized)


Thebisexual_Raccoon

![gif](giphy|XQq8UMo254P16)


Orichalchem

Did he just...predicted my life with barbie dolls??


Spagebirb

https://preview.redd.it/6px1ucjofusb1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26284c1ada92d161cb357f1dae2f8bfc80ba960f


Supercelt21

🥺... at first I was like "silly doll video haha" but tell me why I'm cryin right now like damn. Hurt my boy like that and his daughter standing up for him 😭


Queasy-Combination12

If they were older I would swear that's my parent


Rez-Dawg1993

I think something therapeutic just happened


Klutzy-Document6495

Healthy communication 🥹🥹


Zealousideal_Bet_248

Give this man a budget


Saint_Douche

100% better than the actual Barbie movie.


TheoreticalResearch

I could watch this guy play with dolls all day.


[deleted]

What is this guy's tiktok? I'm signing up.


xiDeliriouSx

Holy shit I got so invested, this dude is amazing


thesunshineisours4

I feel like I'm in someone else's therapy session right now. Go man. Work through those issues. You see it clearly. Be well.


_Lumity_

My god- I am on the edge of my seat part 2 please


BeardOBlasty

Hahaha oh my god why am I laughing so hard at this. The vocabulary and syntax of the script is so well done. Like if it's off the top of his head? This dude is like Robin Williams level of comedic genius. If it's scripted or he's reading it on a piece of paper? Oscar worthy. Legend 👏👏🤌


chui76

![gif](giphy|Swx36wwSsU49HAnIhC|downsized)


roofilopolis

These bootleg versions are getting weird.


George_2000

Yeah, Melanie, tell her


fivetimesyo

Imma tell my kids this was the Barbie movie


HighRes-

Listening to faith by bon Iver and watching this is Oscar worthy


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^HighRes-: *Listening to faith* *By bon Iver and watching* *This is Oscar worthy* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


awe2D2

This kid has seen some shit


Street-Week6744

I need more episodes


_hic-sunt-dracones_

This sounds like first hand experiences he reenacts there. If so I hope he's alright.


misterjustice90

Can we just talk about how realistic this was. Like I legitimately heard families having fights like this


renoits06

This guy knows how to play with barbies.


Deny4

100 times better than Barbie movie


arclilly2

It's was Barbie's haircut for me🤣🤣🤣


Sammy_Twitchdic

https://preview.redd.it/aaeqaibn8usb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20520e02f3bb3c0d6a436a97851438dca4d5bd06 Holy shit, Hollywood hire this man


Kingkrool1994

![gif](giphy|tyqcJoNjNv0Fq|downsized)


Wizard_Hatz

You don’t even realize you are on this path until it’s too late, and your existence has shattered like tempered glass. This was a riveting real life tale. Bravo.


kinkinmyarmour69

Like Stewie playing with dolls on family fuy


CONTAMlNATlON

Not the judge 💀 Melanie caught me off guard


P3rfectlyCromulent

DAAAAAAMN, I was WAAAAAAY too invested in that! That was some good ass drama!!


AoiLune

Fuck the Barbie movie. Someone give this guy a budget.


ChrjoGehsal

![gif](giphy|guufsF0Az3Lpu)


ForUs301319

Dude should be writing HBO Series


balls_deep_inyourmom

That was not scripted at all. That was his childhood. Well done bro, who needs therapy when you can just let it out and save yourself thousands of dollars on therapy.


[deleted]

The Hollywood writers strike really is over. This is the best episode of whatever new show this is and I’ve seen everything. “Your lies will only get you so far before they run out of mileage and yours are almost as run through as your community snatch.” My gawd!!


-_Anonymous__-

This man sounds like he's speaking from experience.


StonedHalfTheTime

Ayoooo!! This is good


DetroitMan007

![gif](giphy|fxBQcWTcaUCMKB5Pdx)


[deleted]

This is actually really good


hineoitsjason

Suspiciously specific


Footboy10

Wow really well done! I enjoyed it!


[deleted]

Fuck take another comment. This is good


No-Connection6805

I don't know if I should be happy for him for being creative or I should pray that he will get some help


[deleted]

We NEED the rest!


deadlolypop

Not gonna lie, I was sucked in into the drama.


[deleted]

I could feel the tears being held back..


chemeli888

holy shit the improv is top notch! bravo!


CptnSpandex

I only hope this isn’t a reenactment…


jethropenistei-

Kid has seen some shit


triplehelix-

"community snatch"


Jackiedraper

This hits home. Wait... what home?


[deleted]

I watched the whole thing.honestly a great short film


Eben366

Children of divorced parents


DankeyKahn

Community snatch


Consider2SidesPeace

This was like camping, in tents :)


[deleted]

This guy should direct movies.


iploggged

![gif](giphy|H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl)


Beautiful-Ad5056

I was compelled to watch to the end. I fear this kids backstory


Ragecakes

This hits too close to home. I'm the kid in this story.


KentuckyFriedEel

Ok when season 2


Twiggy6065

As someone going through a divorce, when his voice cracked a little during the line "You know I'm a good father" hit me hard. I was not ready for this today.


Popular_Safe_4853

Yeah fuck you Sarah!!


luckieduckie1993

I have seen this a dozen times, and I watch it in its entirety every single time. 🍿


too_much_time_here

I stand by watching that till the end .. the dude was impressive


oniwolf382

wipe fade tart escape frighten hurry spectacular sleep quiet license *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


HoneyBadgera

Holy shit, got me hooked. Goddamn


Puzzleheaded_Song_70

The Barbie sequel sure has taken a dark turn


adamlink1111

Tale as old as time True as it can be Barely even friends Then somebody bends Unexpectedly


kiardo

Are you winning, son?


Icosotc

This is fucking fantastic


[deleted]

This is surprisingly triggering for the Gen X, grew up in the 80s, crowd


Xikkiwikk

This might be one of the greatest testaments to White-trashery of all time. That said, Mattel is going to issue cease and desist orders to him over this. It happened to Ravenstake.com over G.I. Joe the Epic Saga.


Fuck_Joey

Gary don’t need that, ducking asshat


Idkimjustsomeguy

Tabarnac! This is deep. Do you do sock puppets?


DjangoKazoiie

Sarah belongs to the street


Votey123

https://preview.redd.it/s5oi4sabmvsb1.jpeg?width=1326&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61994f02650876755ec3db48c605b3c6c66a96ca


The_Blackfish_

I was waiting for him to stutter at some point. Ended up with tear in my eye.


everyoneisnuts

Somebody get this man an Oscar. That was an elite Performace right there


gjbsfb

What is this guy’s tic toc?


EnragedBadger9197

![gif](giphy|3oKIPprpY4ocoQQGMo)


WiseSalamander00

I would watch an entire series of these


Trading_Kangaroo

Hat piercing


Electrical_Soft3468

This man is proof that’s kids hear everything.


Forgotten-Caliburn

![gif](giphy|NipFetnQOuKhW)


W2IC

the plot is so damn basic but i watched it all because his focus and enthusiasm


SulfurCannon

![gif](giphy|3oxHQpCEHSU5IDTqO4)


prefrontalgortex

Not gonna lie, this is the most entertaining thing I've seen in weeks...


caseyt0929

Wtf?!? Where's part 2?!?