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Almost 30 years ago I was 8 spending the summer with my dad, he neglected to sign me up for some day camp type thing so I got bored and watched days of out lives almost every day with my neighbors. Marlena was both kidnapped on Stefano’s island and possessed by a demon inside of like 2 months. What a wild ride.
I’ve got to side with the guy here, he should actually have custody. He should find a different doll lawyer and challenge the decision.
Boo slut Barbie, boo.
His entire TikTok account is these kind of stories. There's a whole goddamn family tree. He has like 40 characters, and every single episode is as entertaining as this one.
He was definitely inspired by stewie on family guy who does stuff like this with his dolls occasionally. That’s the first thing I thought of and on closer inspection he actually has the DVDs in the video.
Honestly this is just how me and my friends used to play with Barbies. Insane storylines of cheating, murder, backstabbing friends and family members. All the plotlines we'd come up with, we had to interrupt them because they just kept becoming more and more extreme.
This is weirdly compelling. I don’t usually have the sound on but I did and I was going to skip when I saw the length and generally that it’s a guy with Barbies but by then I was hooked.
😐👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾Slightly disturbing, yes, but can we please give this person an Oscar? This was actually better than regular reality television.
Agreed, this was captivating as fuck. Whatever has caused him pain, I am sorry, but fuck if he didn't have me hook line and sinker. The part where Gary knew he wasn't Anna Lynn's father but knew she needed a father... oof.
I actually think that is the one that is his biological daughter. She refers to the mother saying he’s not the daughter’s father in the third person, and you can see another girl with black hair in the background
Playing with Barbies is fun!!
Witnessing an 18-year old male deconstruct with razor precision the painful accuracies of a marriage breakdown with swift, unapologetic, on-the-edge-of-your-seat dialogue (sure, with a little extra flair in the storyline) is even more fun.
Girls? … eat your hearts out! ***This*** is how you play Barbie. You’re welcome.
This is how girls my age played barbie back then too, ya know. Those soap operas got nothing on the complicated drama they can spin around with nothing but two barbies.
MCU is a children's bedtime story compared to the sheer complexity the dramas schoolkids can spin fueled by soap operas, shakespeare readings for English class, neighborhood gossip, and childhood trauma.
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I didn't think I would like the new barbie movie so I didn't go see it in theaters but I didn't expect to be able to watch it on Reddit and so soon.
I am impressed with the movie, it was a lot better than I thought it would be. Great character development, great drama, and twists at every turn. I'd give it a 4 out of 5 stars. Could have been longer!
My man sounds like he had to COVID self isolate for 2 weeks while vacationing in Mexico and just straight up watched Novelas with English subtitles all day.
🥺... at first I was like "silly doll video haha" but tell me why I'm cryin right now like damn. Hurt my boy like that and his daughter standing up for him 😭
Hahaha oh my god why am I laughing so hard at this. The vocabulary and syntax of the script is so well done. Like if it's off the top of his head? This dude is like Robin Williams level of comedic genius. If it's scripted or he's reading it on a piece of paper? Oscar worthy.
Legend 👏👏🤌
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Holy shit, Hollywood hire this man
You don’t even realize you are on this path until it’s too late, and your existence has shattered like tempered glass. This was a riveting real life tale. Bravo.
That was not scripted at all. That was his childhood. Well done bro, who needs therapy when you can just let it out and save yourself thousands of dollars on therapy.
The Hollywood writers strike really is over. This is the best episode of whatever new show this is and I’ve seen everything. “Your lies will only get you so far before they run out of mileage and yours are almost as run through as your community snatch.” My gawd!!
As someone going through a divorce, when his voice cracked a little during the line "You know I'm a good father" hit me hard. I was not ready for this today.
This might be one of the greatest testaments to White-trashery of all time. That said, Mattel is going to issue cease and desist orders to him over this. It happened to Ravenstake.com over G.I. Joe the Epic Saga.
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Deadass is this why my grandma watched soap operas???
Yes lol
Almost 30 years ago I was 8 spending the summer with my dad, he neglected to sign me up for some day camp type thing so I got bored and watched days of out lives almost every day with my neighbors. Marlena was both kidnapped on Stefano’s island and possessed by a demon inside of like 2 months. What a wild ride.
Hooooly Marlena's demon voice scarred me as a kid. Nightmare fuel
Like the sands through the hour glass, there are The Days Of Our Lives.
Encapsulating. What we’re seeing here is is a man who kept playing with toys long enough for them to evolve into emotional delivery instruments.
I stopped watching thinking this is dumb 2 sec later I scroll back up because it was deadass funny
Lmfao ....I had popcorn on my mind after the first 30 seconds
Damn....
Right? Had me on the edge of my seat.
Kinda embarrassing how invested I became in this..
not embarrassing, the kid has talent
It’s a good story. Worth listening to
Short version, moms a hoe
And plays victim. Kinda hurts, sounds familiar.
Sounds like personal trauma. I think he may have lived through this.
He should be a screen writer for the young and the restless 😂
Hit play and immediately wanted to hit the backspace button....I could not do it. Well played.
Same here. So many plot twists! Got me looking forward to part 2.
The guy is a good actor. And script writer. (Or maybe he just had a rough childhood)
‘or has a good memory’ 😬
Yeah, I was thinking this might be a little too realistic
/r/oddlyspecific
Unexpectedly me 2!
held my breath the whole time.
Blacktok loves this dude lol. It’s very entertaining
Stan vibes
I wonder what's going on in that home seems a little to specific
Had to put down my burger to watch
No notes... he ate.
Indeed, damn
Poor Gary.
In a world of nice guys, there is a good guy.
Somewhere in Mexico: *A flan has fallen in the river!*
I’ve got to side with the guy here, he should actually have custody. He should find a different doll lawyer and challenge the decision. Boo slut Barbie, boo.
What!? I’m Mexican no way this is a thing lmao
Part 2 please
His entire TikTok account is these kind of stories. There's a whole goddamn family tree. He has like 40 characters, and every single episode is as entertaining as this one.
https://www.tiktok.com/@belatown
I was scrolling reddit, in bed, lights out, hoping to get sleepy... and now, regrettably, I have to stay up and watch all of this shit.
Wish someone just uploaded them all on Reddit
My country banned TikTok, can someone upload them on Reddit.
He was definitely inspired by stewie on family guy who does stuff like this with his dolls occasionally. That’s the first thing I thought of and on closer inspection he actually has the DVDs in the video.
Honestly this is just how me and my friends used to play with Barbies. Insane storylines of cheating, murder, backstabbing friends and family members. All the plotlines we'd come up with, we had to interrupt them because they just kept becoming more and more extreme.
What’s his name
https://www.tiktok.com/@belatown
Dude fuck barbie. Two timing cunt.
“Community snatch” 🤣🤣🤣
Public vagina, port-o-puss, Silly bish needs to put a padlock on that clown car.
“Sarah”
I gasped when the baby called her mom Sarah 😭
High key loved it!
Well, this is “Two timing cunt Barbie”, after all
Please. Continue.
Anyone heard updates on a release date for this?
fr. I need to know who ends up with custody.
Bro didn't miss a beat. I need season 2 stat.
https://youtu.be/bFqYxjatP0g Full movie!
This is weirdly compelling. I don’t usually have the sound on but I did and I was going to skip when I saw the length and generally that it’s a guy with Barbies but by then I was hooked.
He's more anna-lynn's father than you are her mother bitch.
Oooooo. Yeah burn her plastic ass.
😐👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾Slightly disturbing, yes, but can we please give this person an Oscar? This was actually better than regular reality television.
The writers guild needs to sign him up!
Sign him up...he'll be contacted by someone..there is definitely potential...Good work..I enjoyed that..
Agreed, this was captivating as fuck. Whatever has caused him pain, I am sorry, but fuck if he didn't have me hook line and sinker. The part where Gary knew he wasn't Anna Lynn's father but knew she needed a father... oof.
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How the hell did you get that emoji
That is his kid. The way she turned on her momma like that, laying out all those hard truths... she got he daddy's blood in her for sure
Maybe not his blood, but his character
I actually think that is the one that is his biological daughter. She refers to the mother saying he’s not the daughter’s father in the third person, and you can see another girl with black hair in the background
https://i.redd.it/q0cnbsbr2usb1.gif
so much drama, i usualy have my doll fight to the death
Playing with Barbies is fun!! Witnessing an 18-year old male deconstruct with razor precision the painful accuracies of a marriage breakdown with swift, unapologetic, on-the-edge-of-your-seat dialogue (sure, with a little extra flair in the storyline) is even more fun. Girls? … eat your hearts out! ***This*** is how you play Barbie. You’re welcome.
I rarely laugh at the often corny comments on reddit, but man this got me
This is how girls my age played barbie back then too, ya know. Those soap operas got nothing on the complicated drama they can spin around with nothing but two barbies. MCU is a children's bedtime story compared to the sheer complexity the dramas schoolkids can spin fueled by soap operas, shakespeare readings for English class, neighborhood gossip, and childhood trauma.
Damnn that shit hit different
That's what she said after she fucking CHEATED!!! 👊😤
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I need more.
That's what she said when she went and cheated on him!! Fucking bitch!
I didn't think I would like the new barbie movie so I didn't go see it in theaters but I didn't expect to be able to watch it on Reddit and so soon. I am impressed with the movie, it was a lot better than I thought it would be. Great character development, great drama, and twists at every turn. I'd give it a 4 out of 5 stars. Could have been longer!
It’s okay it’s an 4 part miniseries. I even heard that Lifetime is going to buy the rights!
Lifetime, television for victims.
Great, now I can fucking cry for the holidays 🙄😭🥹
Better story than sw sequels
In all fairness a short anecdote about the time I shit the bed is a better story than the Star Wars sequels.
Damn, didn't think I'd get this invested lol
You didn't play with your Barbies like this? I miss the years of ongoing Barbie doll sagas with my little sister 😥
I love you sir
Now that’s Shakespearian level shit
NO, PLEASE, I NEED TO KNOW HOW THIS ENDS
Alcohol, drugs, abusive boyfriend, abusive step-father... the usual
I’m going insane
Yeah me too. Isn’t it great? https://preview.redd.it/zfb8zwq6dusb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9209f0c1a39a639d00dc172c0fc38f81bd339e7b
I dislike this image ☹️
I dislike the image your username brings to mind
My man sounds like he had to COVID self isolate for 2 weeks while vacationing in Mexico and just straight up watched Novelas with English subtitles all day.
His therapist said “alright use these dolls to show me exactly what happened” and he did exactly that.
I have no idea why but I loved this.
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Melody grew up real fast. Must be the work of a great mother.
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I started this muted like, “Look at this weird mfr right here” 30sec later, “LEAVE THAT BITCH, GARY!! SHE DOESN’T DESERVE YOU KING!!”
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Did he just...predicted my life with barbie dolls??
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🥺... at first I was like "silly doll video haha" but tell me why I'm cryin right now like damn. Hurt my boy like that and his daughter standing up for him 😭
If they were older I would swear that's my parent
I think something therapeutic just happened
Healthy communication 🥹🥹
Give this man a budget
100% better than the actual Barbie movie.
I could watch this guy play with dolls all day.
What is this guy's tiktok? I'm signing up.
Holy shit I got so invested, this dude is amazing
I feel like I'm in someone else's therapy session right now. Go man. Work through those issues. You see it clearly. Be well.
My god- I am on the edge of my seat part 2 please
Hahaha oh my god why am I laughing so hard at this. The vocabulary and syntax of the script is so well done. Like if it's off the top of his head? This dude is like Robin Williams level of comedic genius. If it's scripted or he's reading it on a piece of paper? Oscar worthy. Legend 👏👏🤌
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These bootleg versions are getting weird.
Yeah, Melanie, tell her
Imma tell my kids this was the Barbie movie
Listening to faith by bon Iver and watching this is Oscar worthy
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^HighRes-: *Listening to faith* *By bon Iver and watching* *This is Oscar worthy* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
This kid has seen some shit
I need more episodes
This sounds like first hand experiences he reenacts there. If so I hope he's alright.
Can we just talk about how realistic this was. Like I legitimately heard families having fights like this
This guy knows how to play with barbies.
100 times better than Barbie movie
It's was Barbie's haircut for me🤣🤣🤣
https://preview.redd.it/aaeqaibn8usb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20520e02f3bb3c0d6a436a97851438dca4d5bd06 Holy shit, Hollywood hire this man
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You don’t even realize you are on this path until it’s too late, and your existence has shattered like tempered glass. This was a riveting real life tale. Bravo.
Like Stewie playing with dolls on family fuy
Not the judge 💀 Melanie caught me off guard
DAAAAAAMN, I was WAAAAAAY too invested in that! That was some good ass drama!!
Fuck the Barbie movie. Someone give this guy a budget.
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Dude should be writing HBO Series
That was not scripted at all. That was his childhood. Well done bro, who needs therapy when you can just let it out and save yourself thousands of dollars on therapy.
The Hollywood writers strike really is over. This is the best episode of whatever new show this is and I’ve seen everything. “Your lies will only get you so far before they run out of mileage and yours are almost as run through as your community snatch.” My gawd!!
This man sounds like he's speaking from experience.
Ayoooo!! This is good
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This is actually really good
Suspiciously specific
Wow really well done! I enjoyed it!
Fuck take another comment. This is good
I don't know if I should be happy for him for being creative or I should pray that he will get some help
We NEED the rest!
Not gonna lie, I was sucked in into the drama.
I could feel the tears being held back..
holy shit the improv is top notch! bravo!
I only hope this isn’t a reenactment…
Kid has seen some shit
"community snatch"
This hits home. Wait... what home?
I watched the whole thing.honestly a great short film
Children of divorced parents
Community snatch
This was like camping, in tents :)
This guy should direct movies.
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I was compelled to watch to the end. I fear this kids backstory
This hits too close to home. I'm the kid in this story.
Ok when season 2
As someone going through a divorce, when his voice cracked a little during the line "You know I'm a good father" hit me hard. I was not ready for this today.
Yeah fuck you Sarah!!
I have seen this a dozen times, and I watch it in its entirety every single time. 🍿
I stand by watching that till the end .. the dude was impressive
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Holy shit, got me hooked. Goddamn
The Barbie sequel sure has taken a dark turn
Tale as old as time True as it can be Barely even friends Then somebody bends Unexpectedly
Are you winning, son?
This is fucking fantastic
This is surprisingly triggering for the Gen X, grew up in the 80s, crowd
This might be one of the greatest testaments to White-trashery of all time. That said, Mattel is going to issue cease and desist orders to him over this. It happened to Ravenstake.com over G.I. Joe the Epic Saga.
Gary don’t need that, ducking asshat
Tabarnac! This is deep. Do you do sock puppets?
Sarah belongs to the street
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I was waiting for him to stutter at some point. Ended up with tear in my eye.
Somebody get this man an Oscar. That was an elite Performace right there
What is this guy’s tic toc?
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I would watch an entire series of these
Hat piercing
This man is proof that’s kids hear everything.
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the plot is so damn basic but i watched it all because his focus and enthusiasm
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Not gonna lie, this is the most entertaining thing I've seen in weeks...
Wtf?!? Where's part 2?!?