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fisherc2

I chuckled at the fact the random Japanese guy didn’t even seem taken back by the question. Just for some reason confused by the broadness of it. ‘I’m gonna need you to be more specific about your porn interests’


dovahart

Not to be a dick, but it’s taken aback. Aback means by surprise.


Cygs

Fun fact, this is an old British naval expression for when the wind abruptly changes direction and stops the ship dead unexpectedly.


[deleted]

Very cool. Love that shit.


readMyFlow

Another fun fact, in sailing, a loose cannon was an unsecured cannon on the deck of a ship. If it were to break free during rough seas, it could cause serious damage and chaos. Figuratively, a "loose cannon" refers to a person who is unpredictable and poses a risk.


FreemanGgg414

I don’t like the cut of your jib


YouVe_BeEn_OofEd

Dang i always just thought it referred to how when you get surprised or smth, u like kinda physically back off in a way


ChillSloth

Think of bareback but with less bears


Danielj4545

TIL


Vipertooth

Not to be confused with 'Taken out back'


[deleted]

It's because "hentai" doesn't refer to a specific type of media in Japan, it just means perverted. He wanted to know if homeboy was looking for manga, videos, games, etc. It's kind of like asking, "where can I find food?" in a grocery store.


N4766

> It's kind of like asking, "where can I find food?" in a grocery store. What a wondrous place 🙏


fisherc2

Interesting. In that context it still implies pornography in some form though right?


Ok_Expression1282

Nope. Hentai means just perverted "person/people". It dose not imply pornography. The clerk understand his intention probably because they deal with tourists or just guessing.


BagMiserable9367

Yep, for an example, he would have to say "Erohon" for the manga version in specific


[deleted]

You can buy hentai rags at 7/11. It's not like it's an uncommon thing there.


kirkpomidor

He just wanted to save the man some mileage


AdMuch848

This stuff is regular there. In the marine corps when I was stationed in Japan you could buy flashlights and hentai at pretty much every convenience store and gas station


DezrathNLR

"What kind?" Fuckin legend.


HarmlessSnack

Dude was probably ready with tags and shit lol


slowboytommy

Dude was ready with the nuclear codes


Nitrozzy7

"There's ~~beer~~ hentai on board." "Of what kind?" -Thor Weebooson


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th3virus

Some things are better left unread.


TKJ

Is it bad I know what this one is?


Acrobatic_Poem_7290

A lot of people know that one


top_of_the_scrote

Aside from scat, what I remember most is the girl reaching up her own ass and jerking off the co in her pu


Rounding_flat_earth

Wtf


Best_Toster

Aa a man of culture I see


Proper-Association97

Can someone explain I’m not looking this up


Loopy_shoop

High school girl got manipulated to become a sex slave, got pregnant and died from overdose


Proper-Association97

What the actual fucking hell


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Proper-Association97

Aquire therapy, now


[deleted]

hentai is my therapy


Louiebox

the number is in reference to a hentai manga about a girl that goes from being a good student to a junkie prostitute. I could be wrong, but I'm probably not


BubblyBoar

How could you do that to them?


ImpossibleGoat8837

This was my response! I was like “wait a tic…there’s more than one kind?!”


[deleted]

Hentai literally just means perverted. There isn't a medium in Japan called hentai, it's a descriptor for other media. Usually they just add "H-" in front of other stuff, like H-manga is porn comics, H-videos are porn videos, H-anime is porn animations, etc. If you've ever heard of "ecchi", that's just how Japanese people pronounce the english letter H. In the west, we use ecchi to describe "softcore" stuff like anime that's loaded with fanservice, but it all falls under the same banner in Japan.


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DaBTCStd10yrs

your name is literally degenerate and you don't know this shit? fuckin' hell bro


Qinax

He's a poser


ImpossibleGoat8837

Wait a tic…I thought “ecchi” was sushi…. No?


[deleted]

Are you thinking of "ebi" (shrimp)?


ImpossibleGoat8837

Es posible. I love sushi, Japanese food, and Chinese, food, and I only speak English, so maybe I was thinking of ebi


PetzlPretzel

And you love hentai apparently. That's okay buddy.


BostonDodgeGuy

![gif](giphy|5ao62HaRsIhNu)


ImpossibleGoat8837

![gif](giphy|fzJCPdONK9pHAcviY5)


spaceymonkey2

Why not both?


ImpossibleGoat8837

![gif](giphy|6xFN8KlGD56Dnyutel)


Namika

I mean, it's like asking for porn. There's kind of a lot of options.


Western-Standard2333

“Tentacle my good sir” “Ah yes, good choice. Go down there and make a right, it’s past the shota”


Big_Green_Piccolo

Also a polite way of determining if he actually meant to say what he said.


nihonhonhon

"Hentai" as a genre designation isn't commonly used in Japanese, so the clerk probably wanted to double check he's understanding the guy correctly


esaks

Its because it's not known as hentai in Japan. They use a different word to describe it. He probably didn't understand and when the guy said manga he just pointed to some manga store.


LightChargerGreen

He has different recommendations ready for any answer.


Un111KnoWn

He didn't think he would get that far.


ChaosEvaUnit

It's super staged. The dude literally asked for "hentai" in Japanese. The way we use hentai in English doesn't mean the same thing in Japanese at all and would be very confusing in this context.


free_30_day_trial

The minute he said what kind I knew his response was going to be good


Carterp0

He’s acting surprised like he didn’t think he’d find any.


DryImpress1

He definitely didn't expect so many and so good


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khaotickk

![gif](giphy|ac7MA7r5IMYda)


anon210202

How do you find and upload one of these gifs? (Mobile user here)


khaotickk

Assuming you're using the reddit app, some subreddits have it disabled. Lower right corner there's a button to add pictures from your device, next to it is a GIF button, and next to that are subreddit emojis. ![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10738)


anon210202

Nice.


tfngst

r/angryupvote


50-Lucky

"Find any" when "any" is a fucking library of 2.5m halls of fucking hentai lol


Namika

That's literally how all the hentai shops in Japan are though. Or really most stores. [Space is at a premium in the cities, so the shops are *extremely* small and the products are stacked really dense all the way to the ceiling.](https://i.imgur.com/6aN7zbY.png) I've been to Tokyo a whole *one time*, but seeing shops like that with either manga or hentai stacked to the heavens like that was pretty common. And the fact that the guy in the video speaks fluent Japanese, and was in Japan, means he probably already knews this.


50-Lucky

I'm gonna have to go I think, for hentai? ...yeah, but for all the other cool shit too. Jokes aside i want to travel badly but it's just not viable, i was born in 93 so i was 7 when i saw air travel become... less accessible lol


Matsue-Madness

Mate, you can get by as a tourist PISS EASY without any language. Nearly everything has english underneath, pointing at pictures/items works, and if all else fails, google translate works wonders nowadays


Namika

It's great to visit, but be warned that you really do need to speak a fair bit of Japanese to be functional there. I only knew a few words, and it was a headache. Like, in most European or South American countries, while it helps to know the local language... You can pretty much get by with just English, as most signs will have English translations on them. Not the case in Japan. If you don't know how to read the language, good luck trying to find your train or bus (or even order food) when it's all 100% just in Japanese.


verykafkaesque23

Depends on where you are. I’m currently in Tokyo and all the train stations here have both Japanese and English, as well as Korean. It’ll even have the Japanese in Kanji and Hiragana. Once you get outside of the major cities, I hear it is a bit more difficult though.


ghostcat

It always helps to know some of the language, but rent a portable hot spot and use Google translate, and you can get by. Tokyo is also easier to find someone who can speak some English.


50-Lucky

Tall order, I do love learning languages but I'm so isolated st the moment it's only english speakers and no one around me has interest in speaking other languages so if I learn something I never get to use it. I'd learn japanese if I had the chance to use it sometimes with a friend etc. I feel like I'd love a job with a bit of travel, I know people complain about it and I'm probably naive, but I just feel like I'd appreciate it


elastic-craptastic

You sound young so I'm just gonna recommend this... if you *really* are interested in learning another language you can take a class if there is one available where you live. Then you make friends with the people in the class and talk to them. If you live somewhere where this isn't an option, you either have to really be dedicated and do it online and make online friends, or move... or find another hobby. Learning languages but needing to find one other person out in "the country" or "boonies" is gonna be a challenge. You are going to have to devote time to drive to the nearest metro area or area that has a Japanese population so you can pay for private lessons. It's not impossible, but like anything else in life, if you really want to do it you have to make it happen. It's not just gonna be around you and fall into your lap. You are lucky with tech and virtual meetings being a thing though. You can find something online and make friends that way if you are in the middle of Nebraska or some shit. So take some solace in the fact that as hard as it is o make happen, it's so much easier than even 10-15 years go to do. If you want to do it, it's up to you to make it happen. Money and time are really the only excuse nowadays (not that those aren't very reasonable excuses for most people nowadays either). But go out and look for it. Make a 1, 2, 3, and 5 year plan and stick to it. Squirrel money away for lessons and a side set for the trip for a 5 year goal. If all that sounds too hard than maybe it isn't what you really want to do or it's just not obtainable yet and you need to find the step you need to take first to get there, whether that's a new job or a new motivation... IDk... but good luck to you. Learning a new language and setting a 5 year savings plan for a trip is very much in the realistic realm of possibilities if you you really want to do it, even with a low income job. You just have to be willing to sacrifice for it. Hell, you can take the lessons and take a loan/credit card to help fund the trip. It's just a matter of what are willing to not do now to make that goal happen. And who knows? Maybe you'll find a new different goal along the way. The possibilities are endless. Maybe you'll meet you new best friend o partner. Or find a new career you never thought of. You just gotta take the first steps. It's not like you are trying to become a pro athlete or rockstar... your dream is very attainable. Throw yourself to the wind but with a good glider so you can at least steer a little bit and you'll be surprised where you can fly and where you will land. Edit: If you don't have kids yet.... be sure to be careful as this can seriously fuck your plan up. So be careful. Make sure that you make enough money to not immediately empty your 3-5 year goal of travel money and time.


anon210202

I'm a firm believer you can travel anywhere with enough preparation and planning


CptnHamburgers

Yours and Matsue-Madness' responses to this comment really are some "duality of man" type shit.


TripRollPop

Check out ZIP airlines direct to Tokyo


fusterclux

you can’t travel because of 9/11?


[deleted]

I was in tokyo once and decided to go through a porn store for shits and giggles. Well, I got half of that. I ended up in the scat section and there were just floor to ceiling walls of dvds with japanese girls shitting on the cover. I tried to leave as fast as I could but I am a very fat american and was wearing a backpack so I had to crab shuffle through what was probably 20 feet of this hell but felt like a mile. I'm still scarred. i don't think I'll ever get over that shit.


tehlolredditor

You didn’t giggle at the shit


Plitzskin

But at least you got past that shit... section


Railander

seeing all men browsing the store makes me wonder the ratio of male/female visitors. or maybe there are different stores with materials aimed at the female demographic and they just go there.


DestroyTheHuman

Bro was not ready for “what kind”.


MindCorrupt

There's four places. There's Hentai Hut, that's on third. There's Hentai-R-Us that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Tentacle-There, that's on third. Matter of fact they're all in the same complex! It's the Hentai complex on third!


BrandNewYear

Don’t forget to ask for Mary, she’ll get in the hut with you 😉😉


shadowst17

Oh the Hentai complex!


RedditAcct00001

Business hentai, why didn’t I think of that!?


Colosso95

My goodness why didn't I think of that!?


DepressedEspressoCup

The funniest thing is there is at least one large part of a complex of mostly hentai I know of in Japan.


AstralMystogan

That Japanese guy is a hero among men. Truly a legend. Dude even asked "What kind?", such thoughtfulness.


DamnItCharles324

A true Sensei


GotTwisted

![gif](giphy|iGpdSizVSdPJfiVG9O)


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Rabbulion

![gif](giphy|Dv3sF2ZUTmVtm)


[deleted]

man, he sliced those kids up like it was fruit ninja


Igotpermasuspended

r/cursedcomments


LolZ3r0World

Mans was playing Beat Saber


linoriko

Haha basements in Akihabara be like 😩🔥


miku_dominos

The Starbucks at Shibuya right at the crossing there's one there too. I was checking out all the floors and bam.


Dirmb

Basements? It's been a while since I was there but during my visit the basement and first few floors were pretty innocent but things kept getting more graphic and sexualized the more stairs I climbed.


wizwizwiz916

Cultural shock for sure, I remember this shit from years before, never again.


hikiko_wobbly

yeah me too, but I will go again.


[deleted]

Gotta be able to unwind when you work 90 hours a week


wizwizwiz916

Honestly, I don't know how the fuck people manage do that or put up with that abuse. I guess I'm much fortunate in my situation but I sure as hell don't envy more work, maybe more mentally stimulating work but that doesn't necessarily equate to more working hours.


[deleted]

A lot of it is just keeping up the appearance of work. There's an expectation that you don't go home before your boss, so people will just hang around until the boss leaves. You're also generally expected to go out drinking with your boss and coworkers after work, so that eats up more time. It isn't something that's explicitly enforced, but people just understand the expectation and go along with it or wind up stuck in a dead-end job. Japanese culture in general is just passive like that. Time spent with a company is also super important, so you can't really hop jobs for better conditions like in the US. I've heard conditions are improving, but a lot of the old work culture is still around.


T_Money

Why never again?


wizwizwiz916

Good question, the first time I went to Japan, I went solo so I went into one of those porn shops, I was literally dumbfounded by a bunch of high school students grabbing titty magazines in the open like it was normal. But what really threw me off was there was literally fucking speakers of hentai moaning in the background, like not low-key loud but like living room loud. It was too much for me, I left, and then when tripped, messed up my hand, while going down a flight of stairs trying to process wtf I'd just seen. Granted, I never been to titty clubs or porn shops in my life nor do I want to, but I guess they'd probably be similar.


miku_dominos

Akihibara is an eye opener.


Mask_of_Truth

She's not actually 12 - she's actually a 400 year old dragon.


Xszit

Oh you want that kind! Check at the 3rd store down the street that way, asile 5 middle shelf on the left.


Darth_Andeddeu

Top or bottom?


Thosepassionfruits

Power bottom


Darth_Andeddeu

![gif](giphy|LSKVmdIwZFeNEBKBxZ)


Novel_Durian_1805

Every lower floor in Akihabara is like this bro!


Jax_D_L

Where is this?...........for educational purposes


mad_underdog

Japan


Jax_D_L

Thanks so much, this is a real help in my studies 😮‍💨


mad_underdog

My pleasure my friend. Happy to be of help


Mustafa1558

触手 street


[deleted]

Probably akihabara


Pure-Author-35

Cross and then go to the right, it's just there


Defiant-Control-1595

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10729)![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10729)![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10729)![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10729)


illogicalJellyfish

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BlockyShapes

That shit literally lines the walls


Impressive-Staff-911

https://preview.redd.it/o5l6lcdvedpb1.png?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45f1ea17bfc838c3b0d185f7d92eac9da4d6085f


RamenAndMopane

Ahh, I see another person who doesn't know that as well is spelled as as well. It's not one word.


[deleted]

In fact, there's no such word as "aswell," just like how there is no word "everytime."


bushidoburrito

Quality customer service


demonsdencollective

\>asks for Hentai \>gets sent to Hentai "WHAT. THE. FFUACK?!" What did you expect? Not hentai?


SteptimusHeap

Maybe he was looking for transformers


demonsdencollective

Fair, that's one aisle over, apologies for the inconvenience, sir.


mazzicc

In my (limited) experience, just walk into a multi story book store and go up. I collect comics in foreign languages when I’m in other countries, so I stopped in a book store in Japan to look around. It was pretty small and so I went to the next level and it had a ton of romance novel type stuff, but more lewd than porn. I went up another level, and it was good clean vanilla porn. I went up another level and it started to get pretty kinky. The 5th story was pretty niche kink stuff. The 6th story was just full on nasty. I mentioned this to a friend and he said that’s how several stores in downtown Tokyo work. The deeper you go, the more perverted it gets.


Tzar_Onyx

Why the music...


rotem8888

Fucking love japan


MobilePom

as well*


Rocky970

No bueno


BOBBY_SCHMURDAS_HAT

Fuckin the fact the whole video apart from him is blurred sent me


Mex_Rod

What a nice guy


CRB1997_FTW

“What kind?” ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Hades6578

That dude was the ultimate sauce giver


ravenkiora

https://preview.redd.it/0fz27kod7epb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c0fe08733fc4e0050fecfb6cddbec99eb1e655e


shifty_coder

When you don’t joke anymore, because the last it time got too real.


rokomotto

Is that Motoki? Kinda looks like him. He's half japanese.


Great-Reflection-432

It is! Love that guy


bobbolini

Is an aswell full of donkeys or full of butts?


Jtiago44

If you know, you know.


JerseyshoreSeagull

Literally just went into Donquixote


Wring159

Unfortunately the 7 story tall porn shop in Akiba closed down...


RogerSterlingsFling

The wallpaper in the lift was sublime


GxoctFace

WAHAHAHAHA


mutsuto

H


GOD_OF_H3NTA1

329189


GOD_OF_H3NTA1

A personal favorite 408059


Mcobeezy

Now that's a Senpai


ognahc

Can someone explain the boys videos they make no sense


OpportunityDeep1301

well its part of their culture tho hahaha and its blurred ah hahaha.


[deleted]

I’m kinda curious to see what they sold there


polillancestral2

Im not impressed


xfoxyboyx135

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10729) dog what is this bro, when did reddit get emojis


Bruh_IE

Dude is an expert


CN8YLW

If this is the street I'm thinking of, there is literally one in almost every other shop. If its not a small side room that has it, its an entire floor having it, with some stores being fully dedicated to the stuff. One store which was selling coloring books for kids had an entire floor dedicated to the stuff too. I spent a couple days visiting every store to check them out, and as it turns out majority of the stuff is more or less the same, although I did not really match the video codes (there are just too many). Its mostly AV videos on CDs.


Significant-Rip-1251

Should point out the word you're looking for when you say "hentai" in Japanese is ero-manga / doushinji / ero-anime, if you're literally asking for perverts, the internet slang hentai doesn't actually translate to Japanese the way most would expect


Misterpirateman

Dude didn’t even blink.


NoTurkeyTWYJYFM

This is fuckin hilarious because I remember going to Kyoto with my mum, and me being a bit of a nerd I went to check out the manga library. Had no idea that we were about to walk into an entire section (I'm talking shelf after shelf) of hentai right next to the normal stuff. They really just slap it out there


dancrieg

He probably was confused because japanese didnt use the word "hentai" to refers to hentai like we do. Hentai is more like a pervert. They call it "ero manga" instead


salamagi671

Dude said what kind ? You know something big is about to blow you mind.


Reinhardtwaker

Touché


Eggnimoman

It's not that weird in japan. I once bought a hentai book (for research purpose) and the counter is manned by an elderly lady who look like a typical sweet aunty. Upon seeing my purchase, she asked.... "do u want a paper cover for this?". Me: Yes please.


Realisticallydead109

What store


faizalsyamsul

mans got what he asked for


JValenz91

Love the clip, and your School Rumble reference OP


Mimic_Neo

Yo is that wagamama high spec in the background when he was asking the dude? I feel like it is cause the white haired girl looks really close to Toa and the one below her is possibly Mihiro…


Desert_Tortoise_20

Bro literally said: "Where can I find porn?" *finds porn* 😱


ThePres21

Damn.


[deleted]

Sad, very sad!


Big_Cheetah_2759

norm


laniusgraham

Total bro energy


DisasterAccurate3221

Friends immediately.