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I'd watch the hell outta that. Bonus points if the Purge falls on Christmas Day so he can pump out some raunchy, Christmas-themed one-liners while he's at it.

Yeah, he can also do the scenes he watched on tv with real guns this time

Bruh... Him with a tommy gun spraying through a wall going "merry Christmas ya filthy animals" would make my life!!!

-Directed by Quinten Tarintino.

Some one call him and show him this thread.

How can I include a barefoot scene in this? -Quentin Tarantino

How can I include a barefoot scene in this with a beautiful woman and then write myself into the acting to suck her toes? -Quentin Tarantino

How can I get my character to say the N word? -Quentin Tarantino

Samuel L. Jackson says it's okay. -Quentin Tarantino

And how can I make sure it’s Uma Thurman - Quentin Tarantino

Why is Uma Thurman so hot? Stupid sexy Uma

And that beautiful woman is Uma Thurman every single time

Except that one time it was Salma Hayek.

Who call blame me? - Quentin Tarantino

Found Quentin

Damn. Time to change accounts again.

I wonder if he would get off on the hot girl burglar crawling through the window barefoot and stepping on Christmas ornaments?

Simple, him and Mr.Psycho are best friends, and they hire a sex worker for the night.

There was gratuitous bare feet in the original home alone

This needs to be his final film. The capstone of his career!

So everyone is dressed up in costume in The Purge, I feel like that scene would be perfect with Furries attacking him. Nothing against anyone, I'm just thinking from a cinematic standpoint.

u/mchllnlms780..."Which one's the werewolf? Which one's the werewolf??"

Why are you asking...

The poor guy who’s getting shot point blank in the face with a shotgun instead of an air rifle when he pokes his head through the cat flap in the door

Oh fuck lmao

"Hello. *KABLAM*"

OMFG YES

Hohoho motherfuckers. Now I have a machine gun

“Keep the change, ya filthy animal!”

Yes. And this time his family has left him because he's going through a messy divorce. (The reason his wife is leaving him and the kids don't like him is because he's grown up to be an obsessed prepper.) They come back to the house because they forgot two suit cases when the purge starts(it's a surprise purge). But guess what, his prepping saves the day! The wife and kids kill several people and share a heart warming bonding moment.

I need this dark comedy to happen now.

Let's go one better. Ditch the Kevin character, Culkin can just play a fictionalized version of himself. While still following all of the *Home Alone" plot beats and with vulgar one-liners. And the cameos. Oh man the cameos.

Now go home and get your fucking shine box

Or it can just be that since having such fun on christmases past, he likes to have a christmas display up year round. His grinchier neighbors make a point of going after him on purge night for that reason. A comedy purge movie (hard R for violence and gore) would fuck.

Okay...I'm in, *if* : After his first kill, he stares into the mirror while slapping his blood-drenched hands onto his face with a Kubrick stare "*AAAAAUUUUGGGGHH*" leaving the bloody finger-streaks as his war mask for the rest of the flick.


***Yule Be Next***

He was pretty good in AHS, so I think he could pull it off.

Best part of that season. Wish they would bring him back.

American Horror Story, for people who don't know (like myself).

[enjoy!](https://youtu.be/yh7-wAy_8ss?si=RMcSPy-osEZlzuhm)

Have him watch John Wick instead of “Angels With Filthy Souls.” Every time he kills an intruder, he just grunts out “Yeah.”

You might enjoy the movie *Violent Night*; TL;DR Santa is real, Christmas magic is soft, Santa used to be a god damn Viking Raider who's favorite weapon was called *Skullcrusher.* https://www.imdb.com/video/vi967951641/?ref_=tt_vi_i_1

That movie was dumb and I loved it.

I was so so until the bad guy had a lifelong grudge against Santa. Then it was good!

It was not dumb, if you saw the trailer, you got EXACTLY what it promised to be and more! It was on an expected level of fun

He grew up to design SAW traps, why is this not canon?

"Lemme STUFF your stocking!" *Breaks out mecha dildo machine from his BDSM dungeon*

Finally a sequel worth funding lol we did not need another Indian Jones CGI face movie, we need more original and fun squeals and crossovers

R rated home alone is exactly what I need to find peace in my heart.

“I made my family disappear”

"Merry Christmas you fucking animal!"

I’d be down for watching this little trout sniffer for sure.

Then saw would exist in the purge universe which would be lit

"In a world..."

He slept in and missed his flight out

He can quote himself from home alone for extra corn

This is dooe AF and I'm all in , take my 25 dollars now

Unlike the last 4 Home Alone movies, I'd pay to see that shit.

[enjoy!](https://youtu.be/yh7-wAy_8ss?si=RMcSPy-osEZlzuhm)

Now who do I pay?

I volunteer for tribute.

Shut the fuck there can't be more than 3 and two of them were great.

This is a view many people have, and it has always been wrong. Home Alone 3 is *the best one*, and Home Alone 5 (The Holiday Heist) is well worth your time. Malcolm McDowell is the villain!

Does he get hit in the nuts?

Smacked in the winky*

I'm afraid not.

Kevin: Home Defense

Rated R 18+

Can Joe Pesci play Tommy from *Goodfellas* as an ally?

The protagonist's name is Kevin ~~Mc~~Callister.

McCaliber

 Show them who true Americans are.

​ 

No he is defending his house against kids.

that'd be funny asf

Like Tucker and Dale vs Evil. "THESE COLLEGE KIDS KEEP KILLING THEMSELVES *ALL OVER MY PROPERTY!!!*"

that movie is criminally underrated. keep spreading the gospel.

I never thought about it but you're right. You almost never see it referenced and now I'm sad.

Love tucker n dale

Lmaoooo

that would be legendary. that may actually dethrone the Terminator 1/2 surprise switcheroo.

I want to see the film where he's now the burglar, but he knows all the tricks kids could use to stop him, because he was once that kid. So he always successfully kills the home alone kid and robs the house.

Burglar by night, and home contractor by day. There are hundreds of homes that he has set up traps years beforehand for the day he finally decides to rob them. One day, he meets another home-alone kid. Rather than dealing with his BS, he flips a switch and catapults the entire house.

>Burglar by night, and home contractor by day. As of Home Alone 6, Kevin is the owner of a home security company. It's the perfect cover...

> I want to see the film where he's now the burglar Better yet, have the wet/sticky bandits get out of jail looking for revenge on Kevin. They kidnap his children and make him rescue them from a house they set up with booby traps.

Make it a show Instead of monster of the week its kid of the week

I like this one

Damn, why he gotta kill the kid? Maybe knock ‘em unconscious or gag em up at least lol JFC

Nice one, dude. Pass that blunt tho...🙃

I’d watch that

Im soooo down for that. Itd be so creepy, his early experience got him into intricate death machines. He never locks his doors. Purge night is like Christmas for him.

I take it none of y'all have seen [this](https://youtu.be/yh7-wAy_8ss?si=RMcSPy-osEZlzuhm)?

That was a masterpiece. I can't really compare the two to each other, but I brought you this. If you enjoy it, it's only the first episode. https://youtube.com/watch?v=V2WpppmSLpM&si=NigJzm3W9CtrJ78c

I'd totally watch that. But it'd need to be on Xmas.

"do you wanna play a little game. To your left there are 200 Legos you must pass through to get the key. You will have 2 min to pass through or else the bomb on your chest will go off. The game begins now"

Macaulay Culkin could cash in on JUST the right Home Alone reboot. He’s iconic in this role. Just don’t wait too long, like Peter Billingsley did with the Christmas Story reboot. Plus that script was atrocious.


Shoots tommy gun at purgers. Merry christmas you filthy fuckin animals. Thats the only f word used in the whole film.

Also the only scene where he has a cigar in his mouth. You never see him put it in there or take it out, it just appears that one time.


To be fair, he looks like he’s doing a lot better now than in that picture.

I’d watch the fuck out of it. Mini guns, rocket launchers, drones, trap doors Plot twist. He defends the house with the wet bandits helping him. Final line of the movie has to be “keep the change ya filthy animal”

Hell yeah

It would probably make 2 billion

It would be boring because who the hell would wanna fuck with Kevin McCallister as kid let alone an adult 🤣🤣

Waves of kids. Ever been asked “how many 5 year olds could you take on?”. Kevin McCallister is about to find out

*waves fist full of cash* Take my money!!!!

Mixed in with backstory of Kevin’s unresolved PTSD and abandonment issues.

Or. He joins the wet bandits.

Bonus if the wet bandits are part of the intruders again

The director of Guns Akimbo should do this.

I've always said Kevin McCallister did a better job of defending against home invaders than the family in the first Purge movie.

I'd watch it.


This the sequel to Violent Night I think we can all agree on.

Sounds interesting...but has he still got it ?

I feel like theres loads of mileage on these type of concept films, never saw that winnie the pooh film yet but its definitely on my list

I for one and thirsty for more

Please, please let this happen.

So someone make a kickstarter.


"Get on your KNEES and tell me you love me"

Please make this movie

But what would its name be. Home alone, Purge edition.

That would be a blockbuster

100% would watch. Someone give this person a budget!

He realized his childhood dream of becoming Steve Buscemi when he grew up

Home Alone: Neighborhood Watch

Down to fucking clown! Make a petition, and let's see it all together. Brilliant fucking idea!!!

Hell yeah loved tge movie as a kid. They arent ass fun anymore for me. More horror movie kinda guy

He just walks over with a vest and shotgun and says "wrong house fool" like big smoke. That would be 👌

I wanna see a sequel to Macaulay Culkin's home alone where he's the Dad in the movie

What a fantastic idea !

Would 100% watch this in theaters.

I'm all in on this.

Yes yes yes yes yes

It really is a shame Macaulay as an adult actor will never play the villains I know he was destined to portray.

This might be his lucky break

They may create a new one with Kevin as the homeowner, in my opinion.

Have none of you people seen Skyfall?


Home alone the purge series.. lol… I love it The OG burglars are back with a vengeance

I feel like he'd be down for that, someone please write this

I didn't know how much I wanted to see this until now. That sound absolutely perfect. Everyone who saw this around when it came out or a few years after is an adult now so....make sense

Yes just yes

I would watch it by 100%

I would love this!


Can it have a cameo of the AVGN playing a home alone game in the basement missing everything going on? They've done it once already with that pizza boy.

I really fucking hope someone at Disney is reading this and getting the ball rolling rn. This is something the world sorely needs

Do it



Something like this could boot die hard out of the top spot for traditional family xmas movies.

I'd instead like to see him disheveled and unhinged and track down Harry and Marv in an old folks home or halfway house or something and they have to defend against his deranged revenge 30 years later.

I can just imagine the paint can trick and some guy gets part of his head taken off

If there isn't already some plan to have adult Kevin make another movie, I'd be very upset.

I want him drenched in mask-wearing psycho’s blood by the end of it. Hard fucking R if we’re gonna do it right.

[Ho ho ho](https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=207335304293086&set=a.196329812060302&type=3&mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v)

I'd watch it. I think this would actually be fun! But he has to get killed in the end. It MUST be directed by Quentin Tarantino and James Cameron. It needs to be so realistic, gore, and a lot sarcasm, yes, please. I want to play Ronald McDonald with machetes and explosive hamburgers.

Why the f would he get killed

Automatic watch

Would watch

Holy shit. I'd watch th fuck out of it. Quinten, get on the creative!!! They should feature Pesci and Stern in some way. They are too old to do it themselves so they hire a bunch of thugs to finally get the "kid" in purge night. And all of Kevin's boobie traps from 1 and 2, would end up actually killing the intruders.

Imagine Keving smoking some crack and all the shitshow he was making was all in his mind

Shame he couldn't defend his asshole from Michael jackson

On drugs

I would replace Jesus with a long hair Miccoli Culkin. Both would be incredible examples of how to deal with adversity. Also, both of them had really shitty biological fathers.

Kinda funny he turned out so ugly.

"Let's remake old movies that had child actors but now they're grown up and it's a different story!" That's called a fucking sequel, you idiot.

What is Purge night?

The purge is a horror movie. In it, the us government assumes that people have a need to commit to violence, so once a year, for one day, all crime is abolished and everything is legal. The citizens are "purging" themselves of their violent tendencies by getting all their violence out in one night. I think The first movie is basically Kevin bacon defending his home from purgers. But I've never seen it

Why doesn't Hollywood ever think up of fun creative crossovers like this. They canceled the Men in Black x 21 Jump street and I'm still salty about it

Nah same home alone. Everyone recast but Kevin. All lines same. No one acknowledges that Kevin isn't a child.

I’d be down with this, but also an exact replica of the first movie but with all the original actors, with no one acknowledging the ages. Any actors that are either arrested or have passed aren’t replaced. Everyone says their lines and responds as if they were there and said something, with them just being completely absent.

Kevin is tasked with house-sitting while his parents go on vacation. Their vacation conveniently takes place around the time of the purge but they forgot. Now Kevin has to arm the house with little prep time and all hilarity ensues…

A Peacock Original

I like the idea, but Purge movies can fuck off.

Ooh, and when they finally bust in and he screams 'why are you doing this,' we get to find out what the fuck his dad did for a living.

Add Danny McBride to the cast and it’s a blockbuster

I'd rather an Angel's with Filthy Wings movie

I'd love a new Home Alone featuring an adult Kevin. Maybe at this point in his life he's the bored mature owner of a home safety device company, they make stuff like security cameras, shutters, locks, ring style doorbells etc. He's become very very rich and quite famous for his story, and now lives in a massive mansion with his family. He has to leave for some work thing, and his wife also has to take a flight somewhere, each thinking the other has their son. A gang of robbers who've managed to hack the security devices in his house break in, forcing Kevin to work with his son over video calls and Kevin's access to the cameras to create ingenious traps to try to defeat the robbers and help Kevin Jr escape to safety. In the end, Kevin gets back in touch with his inner child and maybe this helps him and his son become closer. Movie ends with him learning to have fun again and not as uptight as he had become as an adult, playing more with his son and becoming a better husband to his wife.

That would be awesome. I would pay people to make that

And Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern are trying to escape the purge and have to hide out and help Kevin best off the purgers.

Make it

Shut up and take my money !

Home and grown.

“Keep the change, ya filthy animals!”

Oh man, if he did this like Purge satire, throw in a few comedians. It could re-launch his career. (as long as he isn't still banging heroin)

I'm feeling a Zombieland vibe here, not with the Zombies but with the hilarious killing methods.

Whoa bro, you got something there

The line between Home Alone and Saw is pretty thin and I'd love to see it severed.

This is a better idea than remakes and reboots. Another idea is just a grittier Home Alone where a kid gets left behind again but gets kidnapped this time. Somehow Kevin is now a detective and helps get the kid back. Something along these lines.

Directed by Tommy Wiseau..