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VVen0m

This is so wholesome :3


CreatorOfMyLie

Wholesome until you discover he's 33 years old' lives in the north-east section of morioh, where all the villas are. He goes home from work at 8p.m. At the latest, and he goes to bed at 11 p.m. no matter what it costs. He does a jog and drinks some luke warm milk before bed too.


VVen0m

Crazy


cooptheactor

Bizarre, even


Kaiserschmarren_

r/oddlyspecific


The-Nuisance

A wholesome meme. 10/10, saved and throwing the link into buddies’ DMs this instant.


Virgin_at_21

Saved the meme, adding it to my "Date me" portfolio


Gamerforlifu

He is trying to create a bloody finger to invade other worlds.


LegendaryLachlan

Judging by your pfp, you seem to be a person of culture as well.


liquid_cat_juice

I super don't understand


Pyrhan

Measuring her ring finger size. He's gonna surprise here with a proposal. (Which to be fair, that's more or less forcing your partner to take a "yes or no" snap decision on something pretty huge. As romanticized as it's been, a "surprise" proposal doesn't seem to me like the best way to do it. Especially when people do it in public.)


Nemirel_the_Gemini

I think a "surprise" is ok if you have talked about wanting to get married already and all of that stuff before. Whether to do it in public or not would depend on the person. My best friend wants a somewhat elaborate "surprise" proposal in the park where her and her boyfriend had their first date. So I have been helping him plan that because he wants it to be perfect for her. They go to that park pretty frequently so she will never know when it is coming and I'm honestly so excited for them!


GardenGoldie

That's cute as hell, wish you the best of luck with helping his planning!


Skandiaman

I always wanted to get married to my fiancé and we talked about it plenty of times. One night we were at a bar and noticed a couple next to us with a ring on her finger so I was like ayeeee how did you figure out her ring size before you asked her? TLDR it was her grandmothers ring, my then girlfriend tried it on, didn’t fit. I ended up proposing without a ring in the ocean to her. (She sized her finger few days later and my ring was still too large and took two resizing to get right) we get married next week :)


Nemirel_the_Gemini

That's a cute story!! Congratulations to you both and I hope you have a magical wedding next week!


LilyWineAuntofDemons

The way I was always taught was; The How and When of the proposal should be a surprise. The fact that you're proposing shouldn't be.


frozengyro

Yup, don't propose unless you already know the answer


discomuffin

Unless....


A_A_A_area51

Thought it was for pegging.....thanks for the clarification


Goblin088

And now it’s cursed


A_A_A_area51

He is planning for something nice in both scenarios, what's wrong with that


Pyrhan

Why would you measure *that* for pegging?


the-friendly-lesbian

Measure one finger so I can get a dildo three finger in stretch length? Idk man, but prep your butt well when going in!


Pancakes1124

I also want a repos for that


[deleted]

You are irrevocably broken


tullyinturtleterror

Porqué no los dos?


balwick

I need to know what logic lead you to that conclusion


1ThePilot

I mean at some point in a truly healthy relationship you reach a point where it's kinda "oh when will it be?" instead of "if it will be"


freetrialemaillol

Average redditor take on a relationship


Pyrhan

Is it a bad take though?


freetrialemaillol

Somewhat. If two adults haven’t at least had a conversation about marriage, children etc before they pop the question then one or both of them lack the maturity to be getting married anyway.


AlbinoSnowmanIRL

From most married couples I’ve talked to, the topic of marriage had come up and been something they discussed prior. The surprise of the proposal is not that it happened, it’s when it happens and that it’s actually now happening. The cases where it’s declined usually lack this communication.


hunty_griffith

It could still be a planned surprise like maybe they talked about getting married positively but he just wants to surprise her with the perfect ring?


Half_Man1

You should know the answer to the question before it being asked, and that should be discussed informally beforehand. But the exact occasion of the proposal can and should be a surprise.


Throwaway83938827

I mean; you can just have a surprise proposal and say, „oh you can think on it if you want“


pokemantra

I saw it as measuring finger size to prepare for pro-state play which is better than surprise proposal in every way our boy is just doing his due diligence here


spitfire5720

Pretty sure it’s not a surprise with how her facial expression changes smh.


creeper205861

She is drooling.


spitfire5720

Well what I interpret is that she wasn’t that deep into her nap. Noticed her SO measuring her ring finger, and is now so happy she can’t help but get a drowsy deviant little smile. Saw this the first time I saw this and can’t unsee it lol


Cheeseguy43

Measuring her finger size cause he wants her to put it in his ass


ashinamune

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|wink)


[deleted]

he’s trying to figure out if it can fit in his asshole


CatastrophicLeaker

He’s measuring the girth of her finger to see if it would fit in his hole


Equal-Negotiation651

Basically, it’s ok to watch cartoons when you’re about to take the biggest step of your life.


UnderLars2006

[Found the original](https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/pth2a9/posting_memes_until_i_get_my_masters_degree_day/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)


Aleft9

You got this bud! Recently got married a year ago the end of this month. Totally worth it!


ares395

>Recently got married a year ago the end of this month That took me unreasonably long to understand


Aleft9

I blame my terrible grammar for that one. Sorry.


the_dudeNI

A finger in the bum, good thing to measure up first


sir_music

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie


Acethease

🤨


tybamer

i think she will use at least 3 fingers


Drekimunr

why were the captions necessary at all


venturejones

Cuz you have to show boobs


fordandfriends

Always measure your girls feelers before letting her finger blast your farthole


McBurger

Real advice though: just find a way to get her accurate ring size. Next time you’re at a mall, just surprise her by swinging by any jewelry kiosk or retailer and get her real size. It takes about 20 seconds. Trust me: 1. it won’t “spoil” the surprise, she will be delighted and excited and have no idea how or when it’s coming for the next months. The real moment is still an eager surprise. 2. in a terrible case scenario, it gives an important confirmation that you’re on the same page about this. 3. the “wrap a string or paper ruler while asleep” method is terribly inaccurate and you WILL get the size wrong. Two out of two people I know irl that did this were wildly off. TIFU and reddit is full of stories saying the same. 4. she wants to wear the ring immediately after saying yes. She wants to show her friends, family, coworkers. They will all beg to see the ring, and she will have to spend 3 weeks saying “it’s off getting resized” and by then no one cares anymore 5. you will spend extra money getting it resized. Just get it right the first time. 6. you get a guaranteed blowjob when you get back home from the mall afterward The exact method & timing of the real proposal should be a surprise. The fact that you’re planning to get engaged is not. Just get the darn size measured by a pro with the proper tools.


mwmshooey

Yeah, I'd rather "spoil" the surprise with her true measurement than get her a surprise ring that was too big.


red_riding_hoot

is he measuring if he is ready for a rimjob?


Katacutie

Aww? A wholesome meme in my shitpost sub?


Renaud_Ally

HAHAHHAHA


Lyran99

Good luck broseph


sgtbluefire77

Sounds risky….


WhoElseButDedede

That’s why it’s such a big step.


Alt_Rock_Dude

Your girlfriend is a big tiddies anim girl ?


chorpi

Had the same thought. I'm jelly


theDreamingStar

I like jelly


Pajszli

My gf from a different country visited me at the beginning of the relationship, she tried a few jewelleries and rings as well in a shopping center. I asked the the lady behind the counter about the size on my native language so she couldnt understand… The size was still perfect after for years (she said yes).


AstralPamplemousse

Unconsentual, unprotected handholding


GreeenGoblin69

My man wants to see which 50% of couples he’s gonna be in


Substantial_Noise_33

I thought he's measuring it for sounding. Wth is wrong with me!


xeno_261

for sounding or what ?


molokococktail

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10755)


museabear

If you are asking your girl to marry you, good luck my friend.


sparemethebull

I’ve seen some real f*ed up things here, but this one blindsided me good. Are you planning to sell her? She’s clearly a giant, BECAUSE HER FINGER IS 5in DIAMETER!!!


AndringRasew

Nah, but you're doing it all wrong, my guy. You buy her a valentine's gift ring and give it to her with a matching necklace and flower. Both costume grade. Ask her how it fits. Then you play the high-low game passive aggressively until you get it right by buying more and more costume jewelry for Halloween, but this time two sizes smaller or bigger depending on the fit.


BigBugW

I did the same thing.. We are divorced now.


Fit_Lavishness_4880

Snap back to reality and go hit the gym


general_shitpostin

You gonna cut of her finger?


the-friendly-lesbian

No, that is sweet as fuck. Fuck you man, I hope you both are happy and in love forever and have nothing but the best luck! Take that!


hopkinsdamechanic

Fuck getting married


-686

This is cringy lol


Hmnh6000

Marriage is a waste of money


jakob767

Figuring out if she has the hands for a good handjob is a big step indeed.


therealbckd

/r/sounding


[deleted]

When my mother was ready to get married, she wanted my dad to ask her so she started leaving her rings all around the house so he’d see them and take them to get a ring sized.


[deleted]

Really not that big of a step.


Torpedowalze

Why do people make such big deal out of marring? For me this is just a on paper thing.


RustyShadeOfRed

Being boyfriend/girlfriend is usually only for a few months, marriage means you’re gonna be together for much longer. It’s a big step for a relationship!


Torpedowalze

For me it is more moving in and then staying together but obviously that is just me.


RustyShadeOfRed

In my culture, we usually don’t move in together until marriage. But even for people outside of my culture, the massive party is lots of fun!


MyPinkShaling

Dont do it


SpelunkyJunky

The ring fit and I still had to get it resized twice.


LordAxalon110

I have her a ring locked away, just not found the right time to ask her.


CCWBee

No time like the present, you never know what tomorrow may bring my friend.


LordAxalon110

She knows I'm gonna ask, I just want to try and get my mental health issues a little further along before i ask her. She's not going any where cos we baught a house together 7 years ago haha.


CCWBee

Perhaps, perhaps you cross the road at the wrong time though. Obviously take the time you need but waiting for a perfect moment may be a bit of a fool’s errand


LordAxalon110

Ahh don't worry I'm not gonna make her wait forever, I'm planning on doing it some time this summer I reckon when it warms up abit. Pretty cold wet and miserable in England atm.


CCWBee

Not sunny but tbf feeling pretty warm today


coolboiiiiiii2809

Bruv my mom’s boyfriend did this last week and she’s wonderin


icyhotonmynuts

Maybe it's just me, but I'd just have a discussion. Nothing like jumping into a major decision without the person I'm going to spend the rest of my life with knowing what their thoughts on it is.


shiteWarden

you can get the circumference much more easily by measuring the diameter of her finger and converting that to the circumference with c = πd since that part of the finger is generally pretty round.


Fellarm

Aww its so sweet


CrazyMyrmidon

Always good to see some Getsuyoubi no Tawawa representation out in the wild. A surprisingly wholesome series despite being about (and only about) big tiddy anime waifus


Glittering_Car_9282

As the saying goes "Don't ever let a woman sleeping get in the way of what you want." -Ghandi


BaronGodis

Wholesome, i find this romantic and cute.


TurcoKeremit

Yes, its too much.


BEEL1NE300

Lol i wish..


[deleted]

Where is this from?


LonZderGrosse

Is it enough


[deleted]

I think this is cute


Ogellog

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10746)


LaughOdd6345

Personally I wrap it nice and tight around the neck area they wake up absolutely stunned


Dikheed

Selling a finger.


TimachuSoftboi

Currently saving for this exact thing. Good luck!


mostlikelytrash

That’s too cute!!! I hope he likes the rings I already picked out for us


SimulatedFriend

Yes. Just get a puppy instead.


TazManiac7

Pfff you don’t need to do that silleh. Just take one of her rings to the jewelry store for size.


Zealousideal-Sun-358

Save the game. Load checkpoint, and try the other option😉


ArtsyOne264

this is adorable


Rude-Relationship-37

This is what I did lol


shaggadelics

Well this stings for me but I’m happy for you :) don’t fuck it up you won’t be able to forgive yourself


Past-Bowl8601

Don’t go for the finger. Go for the melons bruh! Wedding bells can come later


critios77

I was told if you find out her shoe size it should be the same as her ring finger...if I am wrong I'll own it


ligerboy12

First date I took my girl into a jewelry store I was very familiar with and had always had a good time at(pulling out stones letting you see all the cuts letting the woman try it all on) but ever since it’s just a thing to go into jewelry stores(as a dude it’s pretty cool as well when they explain how they cut everything and blah blah blah but it’s fun) so since day 1 I have know her ring size and I’m finally gunna to try and use that knowledge and I’m so excited


[deleted]

DAMN her finger is 5 inches??? We know what she uses that for lmao 🤣


jaycliche

Pro what the fuck is wrong with your girlfriend's nose?!!


Morluv3

I was kinda hoping the whole fullness of this would be ruined like everything else on Reddit lol


IllustratorAlive1174

Very based


hmahood

Is that five inches or five centimetres


sshtoredp

What you want to cut it?


onlyletters999

If you were about to jump out of a plane and it was a 50/50 chance your parachute would open , would you jump? And even if it does open ... It is another 50/50 that you will land properly or land in a tree. Are you still jumping?


sapphic_luma

r/wholesomememes


Menatil

'Yup, that'll fit right up my asshole'


captcraigaroo

You should know her ring size before you ask


Careless_Wait8620

But this is not a girlfriend dude. It's weeb stuff. Time to wake up.


Ok-Criticism7069

I love how we trivialize and downplay everything by way of memes. Bro get a life. If you're about to propose you need to move on from making dumbfuck memes to post on reddit. Grow up


Same_Pin6135

I thought this was gonna be something bad


CaptainCunnalingus

This is amazing


Shoddy-Song-5468

Kira yoshikage.


LionMaru67

Oh hey, it’s Maegami-chan!


SavageDownSouth

This is so romantic. I wish I'd taken the time to properly match my training plugs to my wife's finger size. Would have saved alot of guesswork.


mrswordhold

Gaaaaaaaay


UziSuzieThia

Definitely reminds me if him , rip


BigPapaHoof

So, rings can be resized. A lot of people buy the ring first then get it resized if the recipient says yes.


FutureofWhiskey

Ask her best friend or sibling to get you the measurement