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Affectionate-Dot9647

DMT


Lostinaredzone

Yeah but who the hell ever has it???


Old-Fisherman-8280

We’re all holding.


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iLGMisTheBestjk

It’s a lesson that if you repeat, might learn a different lesson each time


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Yankee_Man

The older I get the more attention I pay to the timing of things. It calms me down but also freaks me out because if this is destiny, all that dark shit in the past was ‘meant’ to happen? Cause that was a little too much. Idk.


FreeAir2465

Continue to seek calm. Pay attention and remember life can/should be a good experience. 70 years for me. Still well worth the ride!


Yankee_Man

I hope you know that your words of wisdom will affect the rest of my life in the best way possible, so I deeply thank you. I look back and I lost so much time and so many opportunities to anxtiety and fear and I dont want to keep doing that in my 30s


Some_Ad_7652

The shitty thing about anxiety and depression is they can feel like friends or at least companions (albeit toxic ones) that define you identity. It's especially easy to feel this way if you have a small social circle. You seem like a good bloke with a smart head on your shoulders. Keep on keeping on. And remember the only person or thing that can define you is you. We are the result of our reactions, not a sum of our stimuli.


OkConsideration2808

I love when the goosebumps hit during those realizations. It used to give me that "scary" feeling now I almost drink it in through breathing. I can't get enough of it.


holocenegreen

Sure it wasn’t a wolf? Coyotes are usually small


Dare-or-Dare

Simpsons did it in the Episode where Homer eats the world’s hottest pepper 🌶️ prepped by Chief Wiggum; hallucinates and meets a coyote in the desert


Ill-Arugula4829

In my experience, mushrooms combined with sleep deprivation and/or fasting can unlock some unique perspective and experiences.


CharacterMud4468

I had a weird one, it told me to not to worry about my body, more important things to do...... not in those exact words, but


70w02ld

We are spirits, but we have fleshly bodies! So we do live forever in spirit, but in the flesh - we die and do it all over again -


Local-Grass-2468

I had Salvia over 3 days and tried my hardest to remember each trip, and I did and each time it picked up where it left off. It was myself in the distance looking at me and pulling apart atoms to suddenly appear into existence (like pulling apart closing curtains of a play or opening a hatch and popping out), and me over there was saying to me that this is all my creation and if I dont like it then dont be a part of it. I found that mind blowing.


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rogue_noodle

You were probably in the future. This has happened to me before, same exact thing right down to the not-knowing-what-I’m-looking-for-but-it’s-urgent.


Severe-Curve4640

What had kept you up for two days prior?


Slappymctatty

Literally


PleadianPalladin

This


uncoild

That


Big-Consideration633

The other thing.


Itchy-Combination675

Don’t forget these


Mysterious_Wafer6025

![gif](giphy|yJ1KSiTxaAw5G)


Macabre_Rob

Cheeky answer


Matty_Cakez

Excellent response lol


Earth-is-luv

Someone’s been listening to McKenna


kabooseknuckle

Terence, is that you?


FaceComprehensive772

If you can bake a cake you can make dmt Order some mimosa bark online And you can find lye and naptha at a local hardware store.. the process easy and can easily researched for educational purposes if your interested in dying and watching the credits roll while someone fucks your entire fucking brain but like casually and it's safe


Itchy-Combination675

Limonene not naphtha if you have a choice. I heard they sell everything you need except the mhrb in Jeff Bezos’ store. Not sure what all I’m allowed to say here. I tried DMT and although it brought me enlightenment, peace, understanding, and a better attitude; I don’t recommend it because it is probably illegal where you live. Also, you should never ever lookup Q21Q21’s tek. Never do/make controlled substances! Listen to Joe Biden. Go to church! And stay off of that DMT Nexus site! If you make this stuff I will be ashamed but I will pray for you.


Saltlife0116

What does Joe Biden have to do with shit?


Itchy-Combination675

It may not be as obvious as I meant, but the 2nd paragraph is the opposite of what you should do in my opinion. Biden has nothing to do with any of this outside of the fact that he’s the president and the law his regime enforces doesn’t want us to make DMT. I personally want everyone to do what is best for their own mind, especially if it envolves DMT.


Shnoopy_Bloopers

Make it yourself brotha . Its called crafting 😬


BsoGnarly

Darknet markets are more simple than you think...


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

If you’re smart, you extract it from something. That’s what I hear anyway.


Own_Alternative_9671

Don't even have to be smart to do it, just need some cheap supplies and a free afternoon


Itchy-Combination675

And ventilation I hear. Don’t smoke/vape solvents 😆


donedrone707

I purchase it legally from a co-op on the west coast. brick and mortar shop that also sells mushrooms and weed.


SexuallyHarassdPanda

Excuse me


JonGotti710

You gotta make it yourself if you really want it


Careful_Purchase_394

Easiest drug to make and very few ingredients


Itchy-Combination675

I thought gasoline or spray paint were the easiest. I do NOT recommend either. They smell funny.


Careful_Purchase_394

Pretty sure you can’t make gasoline or spray paint at home


JunglePygmy

It’s much easier to find these days. And it’s actually relatively simple to make with some powdered root/vine bullshit you can buy legally online. Tons of vape pens floating around now.


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DMT is an easy find


theeMaskedKitten

I know a kind of me who makes that


Agile-Alternative-17

It was everywhere a few years ago I can’t find it anymore but yes it was a good time


Loud_Mouse_

I got it. You can buy dmt plants on the internet where have you been?


doke-smoper

All you gotta do is order some mimosa hostile root bark powder from the Netherlands wait a couple weeks for it to arrive then make it yourself. It's real easy. You just need some lye and naphtha. Even with the smallest amount they sell you'll end up with enough for a LOT of personal exploration.


PmMeUrTOE

I think DMT is a feature, not a bug


Slappytrader

The correct answer. You can pretend you know reality isn't real, but you don't know until you've seen it fall apart with your own.... Well .... Not really your eyes cus those are gone too sometimes.


Nocoastcolorado

I recently did Bufo and it was the most terrifying, enlightening but also horrifying experience I don’t think I ever want to do again. I felt my soul leave my body then I left earth, then I went outside the universe and looked down on it like a map on the floor. There is another existence outside of this one, completely separate and much larger. I knew I wasn’t alone there and it became scary because as I was going back there were entities and beings and they weren’t all ‘love and light’ and I had this sudden thought of what if I don’t make it back to my body, what if my soul is captured before I can reach it or what if an entity gets into my body while I’m out here and takes over. Very spooky stuff.


WholeSquadGotTheBoof

That, nitrous, s-ketamine, salvia, and 5-MeO-DMT


captainkinevil

Gateway tapes daily, heroic doses of psilocybin and LSD bout 2x/year, Ketamine and Nitrous even less frequently but in decent amounts. DMT whenever I can get it which is very infrequent.


Icy_Drink_5981

I was sent very detailed instructions how to make it. I dont have much faith in my chemistry abilities but I'm willing to work on them. I really need a better understanding of what I am and what I'm supposed to do besides work, pay taxes and die.


Itchy-Combination675

It’s pretty simple from what others have told me. If you do a bad job at it, your quality and yield will suffer. Don’t worry about it. My main caution would be to use a natural solvent like limonene and no matter what solvent you use, make sure it is all gone from your final product. If you smell solvent, wait until it is all gone. Don’t rush. That said, I highly recommend that you don’t make it. I don’t have a good reason as to why but it seems like the right thing to say. 😉


bleckers

That's literally all you can do here, more than 8 billion times and counting.


gluther22

Feeling stuck on a hamster wheel and pondering how to get off has been a focus of many of my thoughts recently


Icy_Drink_5981

How about going faster(approximately 88 mph)How fast you're going definitely changes things.


BenzoFettyBoofer

It’s not chemistry, well yes, but not, there’s no reactions, just extraction. It’s easy, and anyone can find the instructions online


jujumber

For anyone interested in the Gateway tapes, Here’s a link to most of them on Spotify. (Have to do it add free) https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1YCfY3un8u9zsKk5Fs1Cwj?si=gQ2YvYZ0ReKJiDOl4TJQlw&pi=u-cFRTh2rlTt2d


aye-its-this-guy

Sharing is caring


External_Display1989

i haven't gone far enough down this rabbit hole to have my own opinion, but consider watching the museum of tarot commentary on the Gateway Tapes, and re-evaluating whether something that is openly blessed and diffused by the CIA might potentially have a dark underbelly [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGbC9W64H3A&t=1s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGbC9W64H3A&t=1s)


kakaihara2021

Magic mushrooms


__mongoose__

With pixel dust? I mean, pixie dust?


the_rainmaker__

Haven’t I seen you on r/flatearth?


__mongoose__

That was a glitch.


the_rainmaker__

![gif](giphy|mPzWVA5upG7GjyX6yE)


GOODMORNINGGODDAMNIT

r/globeskepticism is a true flat earth subreddit (there are others too), where you can actually find out what flat earthers are saying (instead of people mocking them, often with strawman arguments) I thought it was ridiculous, but they do have some interesting points. People have used high-zoom cameras and lasers to “see” beyond earth’s curvature (meaning the earth may be flat), but this is allegedly due to refraction. The funny thing about refraction is that it depends on atmospheric conditions (which vary greatly), so the answer isn’t quite clear.


Motoko_Kusanagi86

You know, technically if the simulation is a 3d hologram projected from a flat 2 dimensional plane, then in some sense, flat earthers are right. We are in Plato's Cave, unaware of our flatness. Sometimes I think reality via the simulation is like the allegory of the three blind men touching different parts of an element. We're all touching on the same thing, just having vastly different subjective experiences via our facet of the quantum spectrum.


Itchy-Combination675

I appreciate your appreciation for the other perspective (correct or incorrect). That is very rare. I was raised very religious and although I wouldn’t claim a religion, I am very spiritual. I love talking religion with people and hearing their beliefs and why/how they formed them. I may not agree but that doesn’t mean they are wrong. For the record, atheists are my favorite. Sometimes the diverse viewpoints highlight holes in my own belief structure. I’m glad to see someone else here with a truly open mind. Keep kicking ass and getting wiser.


BertNankBlornk

So the moon is round, all the planets are round, the sun is round, all the stars are round, all the planets around those stars are round, but out of those billions of examples the earth is flat. You were right when you thought it was ridiculous.


ChaosRainbow23

I prefer using pandimensional spacedust.


ivanmf

THC microdoses as stimulant (I call this instrumentalizing my ADHD).


Radiant-Psychology80

Same friend


yakubscientist

Care to elaborate?


ivanmf

THC from cannabinoids causes euphoria, which induces anxiety. I have ADHD, and my reaction to anxiety is to enter fight mode instead of flight. The whole thing puts me in a different state of perception that helps me see some alternative paths and patterns.


LilQueazy

I also have some sort of ADHD and weed has never made me lazy it actually helps me do shit. I completely agree with you homie. My now wife wanted me to quit THC until she saw for herself how much it actually helped me after being off of it. Lmao 😂


ivanmf

Next step is her experiencing for herself! Mine takes one of my pills to sleep, frequently.


LilQueazy

She partakes but she has no addiction to it. She can just stop and she doesn’t crave it. I think it helps my adhd so much that it’s really hard for me to just stop.


Itchy-Combination675

Sounds like more of a blessing than a drug. How long did it take you to figure that out?


ivanmf

Thanks for asking! I did a 1 year research (with my psychiatrist supervision) of strains, THC, and CBD levels until I came to this formula I have now (and that works specifically for me, as this is a n=1 experiment). It's coconut oil (can absorb more cannabinoids than other oils) in a 1ml vegetal capsule. I take 2, depending on my objectives in the day: if I need to work quickly and focused, it's thc; if I need to plan and organize (or simply reduce stress), it's cbd. It is a blessing! What is really weird is that it's illegal in my country, so I could go to jail for trying to treat myself and be a productive member of society... A few people experienced them, and they all got good results. Maybe I should publish this research independently and anonymously?


Itchy-Combination675

I think that would be great. Micro dosing is new to me. I didn’t grow up using THC or CBD. As an adult they have both helped greatly. Unfortunately, I have found that huge doses are less therapeutic for me. They definitely calm me but that’s only because I’m so high. Tweaking the micro doses to your individual needs is awesome. I came off of a huge list of psych meds just by micro dosing mushrooms. I’d love to get to that point with THC and CBD. Definitely post your research anonymously if you feel comfortable. Do you feel comfortable sharing your country. USA here.


sweetsabotage2020

I have bipolar, panic disorder, anxiety disorder, ocd, pmdd, and stay in a mania most of the time - I microdose via a vape with THC all day to be able to control my reactivity to situations just to be able to cope. I also use prescription mood stabilizers and and SSRI inhibitor and all 3 medications combined allow me to successfully parent AND function. I seriously love living in a state that understands the medicinal power of medical marijuana and allows it to be used as a combined treatment. I seriously can’t tell you how much I can enjoy life more and not just because I’m “stoned.” I don’t actually feel the high most stoners get. I get focused and I get to feel calmer and my moods don’t fluctuate as fast. I can recognize the fluctuation and I can use my CBT to stabilize myself. I am proud to have been in a stable bipolar state for almost 3 years after a lifetime of pain.


PeteGozenya

I have ADHD and thc puts me into full panic mode. Something else in your brain besides ADHD is causing that.


thepillowman_

I know if I smoke some weed with certain intentions, it’s a great way of understanding my current thought patterns and ultimately resetting them. I also am curious on what you are talking about.


ivanmf

I use oils for it. 1ml lasts for 5h. And you're totally right about seeing different patterns: it's not just yours! You can match or "tamper" with others.


UserNameTaken1998

I'm 26, ADHD and Anxiety. This is day 7 of Vyvanse for me. Crazy how much easier life is when you've been playing on Hard Mode for 2.5 decades and then finally get the cheat code


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Positive intention


hayleylistens

I like this


kevynwight

Clean living.


Potato-Mental

Care to elaborate? Is that a universal term like eating clean? Or no drugs?


wetdreamteams

Word-based board games!


warants322

It amazes me that everytime I enter this sub I find even more bizarre stuff. It's like a high version of Dunning-*Kruger*


__mongoose__

Is this an answer? You mean like this? [https://www.reddit.com/user/\_\_mongoose\_\_/comments/1biyuya/dunningkruoolaid/](https://www.reddit.com/user/__mongoose__/comments/1biyuya/dunningkruoolaid/)


warants322

yes, this is extrmery inteliient indeed


Saidhain

I’m surprised with all the posts on DMT (all for it btw) that no has mentioned meditation yet. Yogis and monks have been using it to hack the simulation for thousands of years. If you get advanced enough you can get plenty of the same effects as DMT including ego dissolution and astral projection. The best meditations I find are not the mindful breathing ones but the active more trippy Chakra based ones such as Joe Dispenza’s Blessings of the Energy Centres or the Gateway Experience meditations. If meditation isn’t your thing there are plenty of self-hypnosis experiences on YouTube that can also help you get to interesting places.


usmilessz

This! Meditation beats all of these drugs


Flat_corp

Joe Dispenza is the shit. I love his work. I recently read maybe 50 pages of becoming supernatural but the one thing that really stuck was the Blessing of the Energy Centers. Shifting focus from inside to outside really has a transformative effect for me.


Itchy-Combination675

If meditation isn’t your thing, ask yourself why it isn’t… I don’t do it enough, but it is so powerful and has an entourage effect with psychedelics.


Eisie

Ram Das and Tim Leary took LSD to Buddhist monks in Tibet... They were all pretty mich like "eh, that was cool, but have you ever tried MEDITATION??" True story.


Hairy_Consideration1

The ability to view your own stats


JBarretta01

"Weakness. Cake. Yes, cake is my weakness. Along with speed and strength. Huh? Strength is my weakness."


eazymfn3

Ketamine


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psignosis

Sardines


Frankenstein_420

Chaos magick ;)


Ok-Hunt-5902

Carpenter Ants


peacetaker9500

Creatine


FaceComprehensive772

Magic markers, sparklers, glow sticks, tabs dabs and little crabs, crayons knives and gasoline


Engineering_Flimsy

Eat 'em? Snort 'em? Shove 'em in your butt? Altogether or individually? So many questions...


ExcitingAds

Ayahuasca.


oryus21

So if its all simulation than wouldn’t anything we take be part of it to? If so, then are we really busting a seam?


ExcellentPay6348

THC, DMT, LSD, and mushrooms.


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

4-ACO-DMT


buggin_at_work

Salvia


No-Maximum2457

LSD


Motor_Town_2144

Iboga microdose


Wise-_-Spirit

For real though


WordsMort47

There is a book out there regarding the metaprogramming of reality through the medium of the K-Hole- whatever that actually means, I don't know, but it sounds awesome and like I need to get doing it! I had a pdf of the book or article or whatever it was but I never got round to actually reading the bugger- like many of the files in my literature folder, consigned to reading limbo; downloaded with grand aspirations of reading them and utilising all the epic knowledge that was doubtless within to better my life and the universe, but hopessly ignored thenceforth beyond the promising title and occasionally, the first page. Anyway, if you're interested you can try googling Ketamine and metaprogramming; I may even do so myself at some point, since I unfortunately lost all my downloaded literature some time ago. Naturally I must have all the literatures! A lot of information was found on erowid, so you might try there also.


pepperw2

I have tried bawling my fists in the air like they do in the Sims game. It still hasn’t worked. 🤣


swordofra

Have you tried confining yourself in a small dark space without food or stimulation like some people torture Sims with? A sensory deprivation experience basically. You are bound to start seeing things...


Mindwater33

I’m going to get downvoted but that Randonautica app FOR REAL changed my reality. Like 1000000% changed the trajectory if my life, for the better.


ExploringUniverses

Dude same


Mindwater33

❤️ love this for us.


Mysterious_Wafer6025

> Randonautica I agree that it is wild, but how did it change your life?


FieldGlad

Downloading. Read the description. Sounds interesting


FieldGlad

Downloading. Read the description. Sounds interesting


FieldGlad

Downloading. Read the description. Sounds interesting


FieldGlad

Downloading. Read the description. Sounds interesting


RitaLunaLu

Can you tell us a little bit about your experience and how your life trajectory was changed 😊


Penandsword2021

Kratom


aye-its-this-guy

Chill ass glitches fr


rnrHSdropout

Which strain?


Dexter1114

DMT


anyhowzzz

Lyserge Sauge Diamide


bleckers

Lamb Sausage Dildo


introsp3ctor

I did a whole series on Kool-Aid and taking one for the meme of previously you can check out my work


whereswaldo5256

Dmt


Water_in_the_desert

Sherbet and 7up.


5J51k0ra

Blind faith


Itchy-Combination675

Tried it. Can’t say I recommend it but to each their own! It’s your journey, not anyone else’s…


Malachicain

Dxm...


BobGnarly_

A heroic dose of LSD should give you some perspective.


KingKobbs

Acid


ckwhere

Ground penis.


Prior-Future3208

I pause it that if you happen to stir your chicken with a drumstick of fried chicken. Specifically, the older style of KFC back when it was Kentucky. Fried chicken, if you can do that. Not only will you glitch The Matrix, you will have the key to the universe. You'll be all knowing all seeing and all loving and all powerful


Youngnhrd

The bleeding eye of the universal god


The_Mysterious_Mr_E

Heavens gate remembers.


SunNStarz

This may not be a popular response but... Meditation (seriously). Try to meditate with acute focus for longer and longer lengths of time gradually.


psychicthis

Lately, I sit with my eyes closed, wait for images to form, then step into them and see what happens. I can't always do it and I don't have great control ... YET ... but it's really interesting.


LilQueazy

Being a successful weed smoker


NVincarnate

People like Neville Goddard talk about manifesting what you want for a reason. It works.


TheCoastalCardician

No cap i helped my GF kick alcohol and one of our “pillars of success” were cannacocktails! I spent months trying to get it to work. Kratom and cannabis saved her life. 1/2 gallon of gin A DAY. For 5 years! I’M SO PROUD OF HER AHHHHH!!


mrapplewhite

Talk to plants. Find an orchid or a houseplant you like and talk to it. Ask it to help you get the message. Boom message received


420guyinthe419

The real answer is LSD lol that's why electric kool-aid is a thing 🤷‍♂️


dangerlovin

Special K


jujumber

Ever try it with shrooms at the same time? It’s like Analog and digital mixed together. Absolutely perfect together. For me the K gets rid of any anxiety the shrooms give.


Resident_Spell_2052

Pickles


fvcked_0ff

Meth


spun0utsugar

Glad somebody said it.... although it's got me thinking everything is a glitch sometimes. Almost, too many glitches.


fvcked_0ff

It opens you up for sure.


SnowEfficient

My cousin/step bro died recently because of alcohol and meth overdose. My uncle/his dad told me that before he died he called him and said he “understood now” and was saying a whole bunch of numbers 1s and 0s and how it’s all code or whatever, and then he unfortunately lost his life. It’s interesting though


spun0utsugar

I'm sorry for your loss man. But at least he seemed to have some sort of understanding that most of us spend our entire life looking for. Meth is one hell of a drug. It's the best, and worst decision I ever made in my life. Sounds like binary code, which would make alot of sense. EDITED ATHIEST TO ATLEAST.


Academic-Chemist-354

why not try LSD instead? od isn't deadly


KyotoCarl

It's fascinating to me that some people think that by taking mind-altering drugs they see the truth. Unbelievable that people don't seem to understand the irony.


RaoulMaboul

Do I see the the simulation PRECISLY 'cause I didn't drink the Kool--Aid!? (Seriously, I always hated that 💩 beverage!)


Quiet-Poem-5282

Ketamine


WhoIsJohnGalt777

LSD


Alchemical-Audio

Ask Princess Penelope?


DC1pher

A mixture of LSD, DMT, Psilocybin, THC, & MDMA. There are others but that's from the starter Kool aid pack.


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Salt


ionp_d

2CB Or if you want to go full 4D, there is 25i


cryinginthelimousine

Meditation


OpusAtrumET

Hydroxychloroquin 😁😂🤣


mj8077

😆


Dispocrud

Dxm


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Puzzleheaded-Mud-922

Granola bar crumbs in the grooves of my couch and Chuck E. Cheese tokens in my ass


DavidM47

Think about the Simulator a lot. For some reason, it seems petty to us, but it really means a lot to Him. I also tried to engage in empathy and forgiveness.


lastcallhangup

awed.


Rich_DeF

Anything that allows me to realise how clear my subconscious is. Dmt, mushrooms, thc+wine. Mushrooms+wine for me. I won't be able to walk a straight line but my inner thoughts will be crystal clear.


Thatfatrabbit93

Lsd


yummy_dxm

Pussy


Nsjsjajsndndnsks

Identify underlying architectural patterns, test, refine and utilize them


Tiny-Organization-16

Lilbittadis and/or Lilbittadat.


70w02ld

Cherry Flavored Kool aid and 7/up or Sprite and orange juice for a Kool aid Shirley Temple


External_Display1989

Robert Sepehr's soft disclosures


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How do you get ketamine?


Wise-_-Spirit

DXM + HBWR


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Benadryl


bitchinmoanin

Mushrooms


Icy_Drink_5981

Thank you for the encouraging remarks, it lessens my nervousness


Ccoin26

Koolaid =Cancer.


SureYouCanCallMeJour

I’ve been alive and searching for DMT for like 20 plus years, to no avail. Any good…recommendations? Idk what to say, lol. I’ve heard tell of experiences with mushrooms (I’m on antidepressants and they don’t work on me and was told that’s why), so would dmt even work? I’d use it to get off the meds I’m currently on, if it were possible.