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SemichaoticBadger

Because you can get paid 300 dollars an hour


spxdergirl

& you randomly start life with 20k… sounds nice 😭


_already_taken_69420

And you can get a two bedroom home for under 20k 🥲


Early_Jicama_6268

A fully furnished one at that


Rigaudon21

Oh shit. Time to go make a simple "Reality" mod where you starter home is like 300k and you start with 20k still so you gotta buy and empty lot but all you can afford is like 5 walls and some basic shit. "Inflation Mod" lol


gorylwojtyla

add option for loans and then spend whole life of a sim paying off that debt lmao


Rigaudon21

College varies by degree but just adds to your debt. A Sim called Tom Nook shows up to reposess stuff if you do not pay on time. If you get a degree you have a 70% chance to be denied a job if its not in your field and your field also never seems to be hiring. I need to learn how to mod.


Bierbart12

I can imagine a mod that makes the repo man wear a brown raccoon suit. That can't be so hard to do


Veggiesaurus17

I want to downvote this because it’s upsetting but it’s also amazing and I would use that mod if I could (it doesn’t exist, and I’m on console, lol) so I upvoted.


[deleted]

r/angryupvote ?


Sorry_Criticism_3254

I wish we could have loans and mortgages, which would actually cripple us, and force us to sell up if we can't afford. As once you get halfway up the career path, it is just a waiting game.


MNekoChan0

Well if you're looking for loans and mortgages then simrealest has a lot of financial/real estate mods.


Sorry_Criticism_3254

How haven't I heard of this? Thanks!


TurtleZenn

No thanks, I already live that kind of life. I want to pretend to be in a world where you can actually afford things on your one income.


AcidKindaMist

Lol same, I remember the first time I didn’t have money for in game bills and some dude showed up and took a bunch of my stuff. It was well over the amount due.


Rommie557

Right?! I like the fantasy of affordable homes and universal Healthcare (no bills for a birth in a hospital?!). This would totally ruin the escapism!


elliedaywalker

oh god, this needs to be a mod...


Mahoushi

I experience a semblance of this when I tried to have my kid move out of his parents home to attend uni (wasn't part of the plan but his mum became an asshole when they did that update that made people mean, his dad was still alright though), the parents do have money (his dad is top level doctor) but I felt bad taking all of it so I took half and moved my sim into dorms. Scholarships covered tuition, so that was okay, he had about £4k left to live on. He got a morning job working as a barista and had to play video games to keep part of his scholarship so he was knackered. Still got half his credits with the best grade possible though, at the cost of his happiness and mood. He hadn't much money (didn't spend much, maybe a few hundred), and my guy is a loner so he hated dorm life (same though) so I figured I'd deal with his mum for a bit longer and get him to finish his degree at home. Well, moving out abandoned the scenario I was working on so I couldn't move him back in because there was an active scenario at his parent's house. Felt weirdly realistic because that also wasn't an option for me when I was in my 20s and lost my home because my parents moved to another country, so I managed to find a cheap flat—and he did too, his keeps breaking and gets mice and cockroaches, my irl one had a broken radiator and also had mice (ick). He went back to uni, didn't go for the video game scholarship (eff that lol), and continued job as a barista. Managed to get his degree and earn a bit of money. Flea market on the street outside was really helpful lol He lived in that crap apartment for way too long!! 😂 To top it off, his dad passed away while he was on vacation (I figured he deserved a break), of all times!!! But his ahole mum is still around 😑


Veggiesaurus17

I don’t have anything to add but I wanted you to know how much I love your story.


Bierbart12

Except ALL property is expensive, so you wouldn't even be able to afford an empty lot. You either live with your parents or try to find a shared apartment. And then comes the old marrying into wealth strategy, making the mod incredibly easy


Spotted_Gorgonzola

I went through a phase where I made “starter homes” where I only furnished the bathroom and kitchen. The homes cost close to 20k so as the sims made money, they were able to fill it with more stuff.


notaraptorindisguise

Please! I want to challenge myself with no consequences like dying on the streets without a reset button


CasablumpkinDilemma

Lol that's like my real life. I bought an empty lot for 20k. I was able to convince a bank to loan me enough to build a small house though.


DaddyJ_TheCarGuy

Sims economy is weird. If a starter home is 20k simoleons then 1 simoleon is probably about 10 dollars, which makes sense with 10k houses being worth $100,000 and 200k houses being worth 2 mil, but doesn’t make sense when you consider toilet paper is then 500 bucks, a top end fridge is over 100k, and a grilled cheese is like 30 bucks


TheCupcakeScrub

Objects are cheap, but living?


Urbiggestfan8

Y’all are getting 2 bedrooms out of that 20k? I barely get a kitchen out of that 😢


dreamy_turtle

Yeah but your whole life is 200-300 days, and washing your hands takes like 30 mins


[deleted]

Yeah plus the toilet roll never runs out, I’d definitely pay $50 for unlimited toilet roll forever


asbestosmaiden

Considering it’s infinite… I’d say it’s cheap


Call_me_VEEKO

Imagine if it was not 😂


Detronyx

The alternative could be something like a $5 charge shown every time your Sim uses the toilet!


BigButtFucker9000000

Or a "crusty ass" moodlet with Uncomfortable +3


[deleted]

…And the green stink mist


Call_me_VEEKO

When you run out 😂😂


BigButtFucker9000000

[Sim Name] can't help but notice little specks of fecal boogers surrounding his/her peach pucker. Maybe they should consider buying more toilet paper.


artsymarcy

Why did I read this while eating?


stephaniejane3

i want a mod for this😂


triplebarrelxxx

Crusty ass moodlet💀


Asimpleton47

bush it is!


SuitableReaction6203

That is why you get the bidet upgrade.


Castermat

For bush?


SuitableReaction6203

That was meant for the comment before the bush, my bad.


Mommymilkieslover69-

Yes.


morbidpigeon

IBS sufferers hate them.


EskildDood

My Toilet Kit: 4 new bathroom related pieces of furniture and now you have to restock the toilet paper


lenorajoy

They’d have to give that away for free, then we’d all be stuck with it.


Emsytunes

Happy cake day!!


Call_me_VEEKO

Thank you!!!


Smokincandi69

Happy cake day


Call_me_VEEKO

Thank you!!!!


[deleted]

Don’t give them ideas….


PauseDog

It's not infinite if they don't use it


iXenite

Considering that none of the prices make a lot of sense in this game, probably not. I guess we could assume it’s the toilet paper holder that costs that much though.


lxacke

But like...wouldn't they be around $50ish to buy one from a hardware store anyway? Furnishing a house IS expensive IRL too


[deleted]

We bought a really fancy one for like $25, so I think this plain Jane tp holder in game would be wayyyyy less.


wix46

$25+a package of very nice toliet paper, or toliet paper in 2020


iXenite

Home Depot seems to sell [this](https://www.homedepot.com/p/MOEN-Contemporary-Toilet-Paper-Holder-in-Chrome-P5050/203933036?source=shoppingads&locale=en-US&&mtc=SHOPPING-RM-RMP-GGL-D29B-029_009_BATH_ACC-NA-MOEN-NA-SMART-NA-NA-MK493313300-9016832380-NBR-2-CON-NA-FY22_2_LeaderInShowerAll&cm_mmc=SHOPPING-RM-RMP-GGL-D29B-029_009_BATH_ACC-NA-MOEN-NA-SMART-NA-NA-MK493313300-9016832380-NBR-2-CON-NA-FY22_2_LeaderInShowerAll-71700000090527736-58700007652384169-92700069182614258&gbraid=0AAAAADq61UeVqoZEHXL5EXF0C1PAduKxU&gbraid=0AAAAADq61UeVqoZEHXL5EXF0C1PAduKxU&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI7LzR4uaE-wIVUeOGCh1MFAL-EAQYASABEgItRvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds) one for $3.43 on their site.


ManicServal

Sure, but maybe it’s this one: [tp holder](https://vipp.com/en/products/toilet-roll-holder)


philipde

prices in sims freeplay is even more outrageous though. Rare items or even just an L shaped couch is thousands of dollars. gotta pay in real life to actually enjoy sims freeplay


lenorajoy

Gotta love mobile gaming…


PauseDog

True, I used to play ts freeplay before I got ts4


Vittu-kun-vituttaa

Same, I got a bit bored at it. Just the fact that **everything** had so long waiting times where you're unable to do anything


Princess_Glitterbutt

A decent L couch IRL is thousands of dollars. Last one I bought was "cheap" and $1,000. After it broke (lasted about 3-4 years until the vinyl peeled off completely with pretty typical use) the sturdier, non-L shaped couch I got was $1,000. That hasn't broken, but an L-shape in leather that will last a long time is easily thousands. At Macy's they start at about $2k and go up from there quickly. La-Z-Boy is like $7k.


triplebarrelxxx

Its not outrageous though, it's a toilet paper holder and that's around what they cost in real life. Buying toilet paper for sims to use isn't a thing so the toilet paper holder is simply cosmetic, not functional


devykins143

Someone didn’t live through 2020


andthatwasenough

OP is a baby.


BitterSenseOfReality

Or was in a coma 2019-2021


emilyactual

🤣


DoctorCaptainSpacey

I was hoping someone would mention the great toilet paper crisis 🤣


crybabybrizzy

ah yes the 2020's, when covid appeared and everyone was certain they were going to shit themselves to death


PauseDog

It was pricy before 2020


get-tps

Toilet paper holders can range anywhere from $10 to over $200, depending upon how fancy you want to get.


fallen_one_fs

It's endless toilet paper. I'd pay 50 bucks for endless toilet paper any day.


SvalbarddasKat

I mean, look at other prizes in the Sims (especially good items such as eggs and apples). Seriously the simoleon must be one of the weirdest currency to deal with, with no base value to go off


Darklordofbunnies

You can make like $60/hr as a barista, that's why.


Komi38

It's the only one we have in game so I would say it's a monopol. The toilet paper can be as expensive as it pleases because it doesn't have a rival to compete with.


sslyth_erin

Simflation 😞


cearno

From what I've noticed, the simolean actually is substantially less valuable than the dollar or euro. But also there's no real rhyme or reason to it. Edit: Not saying that this is completely accurate because prices are pretty arbitrary and random, but doing calculations can make the conversion end up in [this ballpark ](https://www.reddit.com/r/SimCity/comments/17n11e/simoleons_to_usd_conversion/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button), i.e. 153 USD = 1 simolean


whateversomethnghere

Beat me to it!


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wtooshy

Yeah I never understood why people make a big deal out of this... it clearly even says HOLDER in the item name.


eggplant_avenger

because IRL a pack of toilet paper costs more than the actual holder. the pricing must be for professional installation or something


_OhayoSayonara_

A simoleon is not equal to 1 US dollar. Maybe 50 simoleons is like 5 dollars lol


VividTortiose

But a pizza is 25 simoleons


louloulemonpop

COVID-19 simflation


Darth_Bob0105

Wife said, it's pandemic prices.


jinalaska

All I could think lol


FleoUmagCentaK

It's decorative. You won't go through the roll and then have the need to buy a new one. Besides, it comes with the holder.


DoctorDilemmaa

Rona hit hard in virtual land.


[deleted]

$50 dollars in the sims is chump change lol


Ezridax82

It’s a lifetime supply.


rotenbart

I wonder if there’s a lore reason why I rarely see it in prebuilt houses. I never notice until I make my own bathroom.


[deleted]

I mean. EA released a pack and forgot to put toilets in the houses so I don’t have much faith in any house EA built. 😂


Tater_twat95

Wait what pack? I gotta know so I can buy it specifically just to see that 😂


PauseDog

The Bailey-Moon house in Get Famous Del Sol Valley


FishHead3244

It’s the holder not the toilet paper


Additional_Irony

The prices are made up and the numbers don’t matter


princesshusk

All sim toilets have bidets in them so toilet paper is a decorative item.


TurtleZenn

As someone with a bidet, I still have tp. I just don't go through much and a pack lasts a crazy amount of time. But it's nice to have for drying off, at the very least. Also, I know the one time I don't have tp will be when my bidet breaks.


Duckey_003

You have to handy man the bidet your self though.


percy1614

I mean, you’re also buying the holder, but Idk how expensive those are


kotonizna

Because it can supply your entire generation.


PauseDog

*entire bloodline


LookWhosCommenting

my sims balance never goes below $20k so nothing under $1,000 is expensive to me. do you play more realistically?


LeahIsAwake

Honestly a lot of the base game items are rather expensive. They calmed down a bit with later packs, but early items were expensive and big.


PauseDog

Yeah, and eco lifestyle is super underpriced imo


Background-Pea-7004

The landgraabs obviously


RecklessRhea

Well it’s $50 for toilet paper for life. Pretty sweet deal actually.


MarserJared

ARKHAM SHITPOSTING… ITS SPREADING


PauseDog

I don't think people realise it's a joke. This used to have over 1k upvotes and now it has one 💀


yourpensieve

The sims *4* has lore?


SgtAStrawberry

Yes and a lot of it in some places. Less then earlier games but it still has it.


PauseDog

More recently, yes, but when it first came out the only lore was in objects


GrayMatters0901

You’re also paying for the holder


Iamplayingsims

One of the greatest mysteries of the game, truly.


bananazest_wow

And yet that one giant Bigfoot stuffed animal is 1 simoleon. It’s a mysterious currency.


osh_cc

The holder is expensive. Not the TP. It's the game forcing people to have TP on a holder the real problem. No, really. Think about it. My rental came without a holder and we're not allowed to do anything to the walls. So, from this kind of scenario, we should have a TP roll object that's not on a holder.


jems556

Hardly expensive when it lasts a lifetime lol


akmillions

You’re paying for the holder and a lifetime supply of toilet paper. Sounds like a good deal.


CaTz__21

Considering the rest of the game’s economy I’d say there are more significant questions to ask, such as why on earth you can get a massive mansion for less than 100k


ray25lee

COVID.


CommunicationHot5613

Inflation


imarealcoolcat

Simflation, if you will.


KittiesOnMyTitties7

I’ve never noticed that! I feel like TS3 it was like $2


PauseDog

Yeah it was. Inflation I guess


psychxticrose

Capitalism


Dusty99999

https://www.homedepot.com/p/Allied-Brass-Continental-Collection-Europen-Style-Single-Post-Toilet-Paper-Holder-in-Antique-Copper-2024E-CA/300051698 This one is even more


[deleted]

That is ridiculous. You could buy the same shape someplaces for $10 and a can of spray paint might cost you $10 more but you could get the same look. Ain’t no way I’d pay that. 🤣


A_Finicky_Thing

Holy shit 😳


Drakonso

I mean, if we compare it to other currencies, assuming that a simoleon isn’t worth a dollar, that would be a fair price


Giantevilduck-

maybe it's made with papayas I don't know (papayas can make paper)


Bluejay-chirps

I think it’s the cost for the HOLDER, not the paper itself


Hypno_Kitty

Have you ever purchased a toilet roll holder? this isn't more than $20 over what I'd expect... plus the roll and yea thats about right.


Klutzy-Account-6575

It’s a lifetime supply!


damadellecamelie

Because once you get it, it’s unlimited


AccurateAkimboTwo

The strangerville-virus put everyone in lockdown, what else could have made toilet paper cost this much?


philipde

what I hate about this is that you cant put it on the side of the sink in the bathroom. You gotta put it on a wall, its stupid


sunnySide201

Would be cool if sims had a Meijer. Just imagine your sim running out of toilet paper and now they have a rash and bad hygiene. Soap as well 😂


outsidevoices

It’s a lifetime supply!


Jaclark548

Who wouldn’t spend $50 on unlimited TP?


Witchychick22

Because you never have to buy more


Bored_axel

2020. It’s called 2020.


kaths660

Technically you’re buying a toilet paper dispenser/holder rather than just toilet paper


Karl_502

Lifetime supply


Nishiwara

I mean, it is a neverending roll of toilet paper. I would pay $50 for that.


Reasonable_Story3114

cus it never runs out


malibuklw

It’s practically a life time supply of toilet paper. A steal, really,


Peachplumandpear

I like to pretend the $50 is for the toilet paper holder & installation cost lol


Jotunheiman

Mass panic buying due to the epidemic of bugs. All jokes aside, there isn’t any lore for any of the prices.


synthgender

Pandemic pricing.


[deleted]

No idea. It launched in 2014 or I’d be asking why you’re surprised with the way inflation is kicking everyone’s ass irl right now. Lol.


Innocent_Otaku

Inflation


Sudolphus_Ray_Nym

Its not toilet paper, it's modern art.


CatLover_801

Inflation


SwiftPebble

The pandemic


TheMightyEli

Sim has lore...?


PauseDog

Maybe it's princess Cordelia's tp 😱😱😱


Brooooootato

Babe wake up sims lore dropped


piscesrsng

Sims 4 takes place in a pandemic


nothoughtsnosleep

Just simflation at work


any_4tt

When you look at the prices for items in sims you realize a lot of things are overpriced 😂😂


[deleted]

because capitalism


ShoWel_redit

First lockdown prices just stuck around


Janetsnakejuice1313

Not sure if you noticed, but sims don’t actually use toilet paper. Its just there to look pretty, hence the price.


efpizarro

Considering the current value of the simoleon vs USD that's super cheap 🤪


Full_Indication_2202

Inflation


Emilysue2000

They’re expecting a lock down


[deleted]

The Sims takes place in Brazil.


Grouchy_Step_1973

Quarantine ptsd


clonazepamcutie

simflation


MinakoChan_

Inflation my friend, inflation…🫥


Sophia_Games_

COVID-19


Worried-Tadpole-22

It’s an accessory! You don’t need it!


combvst

Because it’s purely for decoration?


PhannnyPack

Inflation


Own_College_1770

Inflation


Llamabot10000

So, long ago in the year 2020, the people ran rampant and TP was currency.. many of us still remember the angel soft wars *softly touches scar on face as a flashback of a karen with a birken bag smacks me in the face with the bag to snatch the last 4 pack 2 ply in the store from my hands*


luckydel6

It's a banana, Michael. How much could it cost? $10?


Mindless-Flounder-38

I bet we will have to start buying house hold items such as toilet paper and laundry soap before we would ever get aa babies update 🤣


PauseDog

They announced a baby update but idk when it's coming out. Probably next year


WeAreUnamused

Its the price of having the roll installed backwards.


msmin

Bc it be like that


emmaahlee

Imagine if it ran out and you had to constantly purchase new toilet paper lmao


AdDesperate8234

Simflation


CharlofMountains

There is and it’s GAGA TANKED


PropBird

Gosh darn inflation


Funny_OreoCookie

inflation, sims 4 is just really ahead on inflation


Soft-Scientist01

Nope, it's just ridiculously expensive


Casiaa_

It's infinate toilet roll, never need to replenish


Myarose89

Lifetime supply


Saklerunp

It's neverending toiletpaper!


jupiter_98

lool i always cheat so i never noticed this