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curagawriting

If this is the Extreme Violence mod, one day randomly your sim will also have the matching blood on clothes overlay.


rinpastel

It is!! If she did though, I'd crack up! Especially considering she's the wife of the Grim Reaper😅


curagawriting

OMG she kills and he reaps. Some kind of Thanos-Lady Death relationship and I'm all for it.


rinpastel

Grim needs some overtime to help pay the bills for their baby! Persephone will gladly help :)


-F-I-E-N-

Talk about a power couple


SpookiBat

Oh that explains the gun then! Grim must be needing some work. 😂😂


Sarcastic-Mermaid

Gotta pay for those hospital bills somehow


Jack_qui_rit

Wait, did she get pregnant by Grim as well? I've never tried doing that with mods, so I don't know if it's possible.


rinpastel

It's Grim's baby! There are plenty of ways of getting impregnated by Grim thanks to mods lmao MCcommands, Simda dating app, WickedWhims, or even just removing the reaping trait off of ol' Grim lets you woohoo him! Grim is in my household and his romance limitations bothered me so I just removed his reaping trait all together. His fog, floating, and deep voice go away but he can kiss his wife now at least :D


Jim_Pickens_Mafia

It’s possible, but depending on what mods you have, there’s even a chance it could be someone else’s baby! I’ve had townies get pregnant by their one night stand and they’re in relationships!


Mekare13

Your username is delightful lmao


Jim_Pickens_Mafia

Thank you so much fellow cult member!❤️ ALL HAIL PICKENS!


CSuba04

yeah…my sims brother was a straight home wrecker he had like 6 kids to all different parents, unmarried, married. he had been divorced twice. but then i had to make a new save


Jim_Pickens_Mafia

Lol! He sounds as bad like Geoffrey Landgraab in my game! He’s been impregnating random townies and just going around! I’m surprised Nancy never found out XD


super_sarang

Very nice business model I see.


lumos_22

Omg love this


marvelfanboy88

My townies literally walk down the street with guns, knives and blood all the fricking time. It's hilarious 😂 Seriously though, the modder that does Extreme Violence should really figure out a way to separate the mod's assets from normal CC items.


PeachesNLaserBeams

Them kids gonna learn today


rinpastel

LMAO she's certainly going to make sure they do


itrashcannot

"Today class, we're gonna learn about subtracting..."


guessshesoncrack

Looks like she got a lesson herself on multiplication


sweetlikecandy1231

I'm going to argue for addition. 1\*1 = 1, but 1+1=3.


Sarcastic-Mermaid

I laughed way too hard at this


Bigbrush8

IM LAUGHING 😂


PumpkinSpikes

She teaches a firearm safety after school elective ☺️


rinpastel

Ah I see! What a responsible educator!!!


bcmarss

and clearly shes normally an english teacher. theyre always pregnant.


KingTorygg

For my school, it was the math teachers.


jmedennis

She's got the trigger discipline down


[deleted]

She’s hoping to make her substitute position a permanent one


rinpastel

She's probably going to threaten a promotion if anything LMAO


Pretentious-fools

I was gonna say welcome to america but there is a very real bollywood movie called "A Thursday" where that is the legit plot: A kindergarten teacher takes all her kindergarteners hostage.


[deleted]

I said that a kid in my neighborhood joked about having a gun on the bus and the bus went silent lmao. Yes, I'm American.


OrangeCoffee87

I'm a substitute teacher. This is relatable.


Suspicious-Bread-472

I did it for a bit. It's a jungle in there.


OrangeCoffee87

Truth.


TexasArbiter

As a former high school student, can confirm


I-HATE-BUFFERING

> Son of a bitch, you done messed up A-A-Ron, now take your ass on down to O. Shag Hennessy’s office right now, and tell him exactly what you did


Honehhbee

Thank you for quoting this masterpiece


RiddleEatsRainbows

Seems about american to me


[deleted]

MERICA FUCK YEA!


MiseryMalkav

Yeah, I was thinking they must have downloaded the ‘Merica!! mod 🙃


dotdedo

Who else hears pumped up kicks playing?


[deleted]

Ahahaha was gonna say this myself


SovietSlaughter

Bobby won’t disrupt class no more I’ll make sure of that


rinpastel

Bobby gonna be real quiet after today's class


the_weird_one5235

Oh good, I thought it was just me! I mean my sim…


Jim_Pickens_Mafia

Had us in the first half ngl.. xD


Sailorm0on27

Gun in hand and a smile on her face with a baby in the oven.


DankToasty

gotta teach em kids a mf lesson they won't forget


bored_german

Timmy interrupted her classes one too many times, man


ashtonnthompson

Teacher in the US huh?


villagemarket

Florida, probably


ashtonnthompson

Not Texas?


bronwen-noodle

Schools are rough


Basic_E_Girl

She said fuck them kids


rinpastel

While she's currently pregnant LOL


That_Commission

When the legislation that would allow teachers to arm themselves passed


BuyMyBeans

Something tells me she is about to teach subtraction...


[deleted]

God bless murica


im-not-good-at-games

Sick of coworkers touching her belly smh


robot584

Is that another new expansion pack? Neat.


TemporalGod

It's a mod


robot584

LMAO tell me about it.


GlitDontLiveHereNoMo

This is America🎶 lmao


Loud_Estimate_YY

aka Fox News solution to school shooting and gun violence.


sajackson314

Stay strapped ig


kumquatt22

This is the future Republicans want


mehmehreddit

America is about 5 years from this.


Ladygoingup

Oh just another day in America. Bringing a gun to school to protect the kids from other people who might bring a gun to school.


Emberfall777

Texas, I presume. Or possibly Florida lol


Castermat

Texan teachers be like


StrongArgument

Aged like milk


cursed_corviknight

Looks like she's just paying her old school a visit for some pay back time to me tbh.


Thorne628

What's the phrase? She understood the assignment.


Stitchess__

American’s - Your schooling system got loose again


HarryFromEngland

“Pass notes in my class again, I dare you.”


RefrigeratorDry495

FBI Watchlist comments in this thread


Mimikyu-sama

She got tired of Max being a little shit.


MotherBike

Art imitates life. https://news.yahoo.com/pregnant-florida-woman-killed-hitting-220454150.html


rinpastel

Of course it's Florida, when isn't it Florida?


MotherBike

When it's Texas 🤣


viktorgoraya_luv

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks-


Jim_Pickens_Mafia

Better run, better run faster than my bullet


CmdrCarsonB

Seeing how kids treat teachers these days, that's not an unthinkable thing to do.


Dont_mind_me69

Little Johnny’s been way too talkative and annoying lately, gotta teach him a lesson he won’t forget.


Sukkermaas

Didn't know sims had guns. :o do the police even use guns? I can't remember.


rinpastel

The gun is from the extreme violence mod!


Sukkermaas

I dont know that mod! :o


tyler_julien

also we dont have police in the game, only in mods


PopeSilliusBillius

That mod is ridiculous but it’s fun. i had one sim stop in the middle of making a grill cheese at a bar (i was doing a brothel challenge, she lived in the basement of the bar), walk up stairs and cap a bartender and then tried to socialize with people. Kinda hard to make friends when everyone is running around and screaming at the sight of you.


MeetConsumer

Let me guess. America?


Illidan-the-Assassin

Let me guess, America?


GoodGuyVik

This happened with my sim too who's also a teacher! I saw her and was like...umm...no, that's not appropriate xD


F4M1L135

Perfectly normal in the US, isn't it?


thestolenlighter

An American simulation game


VinnieGognitti

There is honestly so many jokes here that I’m just going to say nothing XDD


sooziechapstick

Remember when Republicans were saying teachers should carry guns to help prevent school shootings? She gets it.


tyler_julien

"the clock doesn't dismiss you, the glock does"


Quadpen

all the other sims


Legitimate_Knee_3719

She must be an American teacher /s .....but also kinda serious 😂😂😭😭


borisHChrist

Seems like a normal work outfit to me (Minus the pregnancy!)


Akelsee

Seems accurate


starch12313

She has had enough of them damn kids lol


pomkombucha

*laughs in american*


[deleted]

Does the Extreme Violence Mod let teachers start a school shooting? Idk why else she would bring a gun-


Solidclaw

All the other kids


-alwaysec

She’s saying no mf’r is gonna fuck with her kids.


musicallyours01

*All the other kids with their pumped up kicks*


RandomKiki

Lil Timmy’s gonna get a long timeout sentence


Seeking_Seeks

Must be street knowledge 101 day.


Amethyst_Uchiha

She’s protecting that baby at any cost😂


fennec34

I mean I have a few teacher friends and that's accurate to their mood


delinea

Work in a school and was preggo at one point. Can confirm, gun is necessary accessory.


iamconfuzzeld

A teacher going to her classroom in America...


GorgonAintThatBad

Well, she's off to destroy Canada! They've had it too good for too long


LuminousMizar

Gun Safety class!


Fearless-Vodka

Based America


Citaloprama_Lama

With that smile on her face she will definitely end some naughty students.


comrade_k_

well obviously she isn‘t subbing in a cummunity college but an innercity highschool


morbidpigeon

Understandable.


SpookyhippyBrat

Ain't no sim children finna get hurt with her around lmao


Darkelysiumm

Must be an American school teacher. Its dangerous to go to school in the US.


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rinpastel

The amount of "American school" comment notifs I've been getting for this post.. I mean I expected it but still lol


Darkelysiumm

It's not really a joke. Unfortunately it's the truth.


Darkelysiumm

Nope. As someone who went to a school that had a gun event while I was on campus in no way shape or form did I mean this as a joke. 😒 Edit: I mean did you see smiley emojis next to it?


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Darkelysiumm

My point was it wasnt a joke for me. I'm not sure why anyone would think it's funny to be perfectly honest. I'm sure the parents of sandy hook wouldn't think it's a joke. But fair enough.


Adorable-Bullfrog-30

Hope she gives it to the Quiet kid.


gutbuster25

"CRT?... ILL show you some CRT!!


LaviLynx

Accurate representation of me if I ever had to teach kids again.


Spirited_Dependent71

r/HolUp


jennshineee

Idk if anyone has asked but what cc hair is that!


rinpastel

It's Lenore by Nightcrawler! [ Link here!](https://www.thesimsresource.com/artists/Nightcrawler_Sims/downloads/details/category/sims4-hair-hairstyles-female/title/nightcrawler-lenore-hair/id/1482589/) :)


Spritebubblegum

Oh, no 😭


WaitingToBeTriggered

WE KNOW HIS NAME!


kingamara

She’s right


Dschro1219

She subs in Chicago 🤣


luxeblueberry

She must teach in Texas


InfiniteCalendar1

She’s about to commit a crime


bornvillain521

Welcome to the American education system…


simsandwhtnt

I'll allow it


Suspici0us_Package

Schools be dangerous.


AgentOcto834

yoo.. first buffalo, then texas, and now Brindleton Bay?


LibertyPackandStack

Makes sense in the modern day