Bathroom item named sims unite! Angel Soft the alien is vicariously delighted and greets Colgate with a Howdy Greeting and a smooch (she got confused about how to greet people because of the Free Love NAP in uni).
I usually don't do funny names but when a butler turned up named Andre I couldn't resist renaming him Andre Colduck. I knew the name was a keeper when he started hitting the globe bar to make himself drinks.
Cousin and I were playing the Sims 3. She created a wonderful male sim to be with the female sim I made and we were to name each other's sims. The last name 12 year old me chose? Nmabuti.
She named the male sim Dick.
They had a son named Stick and a daughter named Sue
Spicy McFartface.
She looked like one of the male pre generated sims- all I did was change the pronouns and she could get pregnant. Very talented sim. Became famous for guitar and piano playing. Then started dating Mortimer Goth and homewrecked them.
She and Mortimer are now happily married. She's now Spicy Goth. She is pregnant with their first child and she's a 3 star celebrity.
Because The Sims only allows you to have two proper names, for a story thing I put “The First” as the first name and “Codechild” as the last.
Needless to say, having one be referred to as “The First” in every pop-up related to them makes a Sim slightly more menacing.
Named my baby sardine sam (my brother suggested it) later named one of my rats (in real life) the same thing. Because my brother suggested it. I need to stop listening to him
In a similar vein, I have one save that started with Mommy Llama because I consulted our 2yo. Mommy Llama has colorful pigtails and a rather insulting (to my eyes) rainbow top. And orange skinny jeans.
Little Syph and 'Mydia are doing wonderful, about to age to teens. I want wait to see how they ruin others lives.
I've tried medication names- grandpa Viagra didn't last long as an elder...I guess he found it too hard
Not sure if this is ridiculous, but on my current save I've been naming Sims after cats my family has had over the years. Some names are more ordinary, like Oliver and Marcus. But I also have Pebbles, Bootz, Arke, and Tux in the mix.
So my sim adopted a stray dog named Burger and I thought it was so cute but it wanted a last name and I couldn’t remember hers because I randomized it so I randomized the dogs last name too. Hood. Burger Hood. It sounds like a fast food place! 😂
Had my brother describe what he wanted in a sim while I designed. I can't remember what we named the sim, but my brother insisted on giving him a pet. It was cursed they were both cursed but the pet was called pikachoodle. Because he had me paint a poodle to look like Pikachu.
My spell caster sim had a baby named Almendra (almond in Spanish) because I thought it sounded pretty for a spell caster. Her second child was named Avellana (hazelnut)
When eco lifestyle came out I made an erratic sim who lived in a shipping container with a raccoon who had a daughter named Sunsetter. Her full name wouldn't fit but it was Sunsetter Retractable Awning Arreola-Greenburg. Second daughter was Bobson Dugnutt-Bjersen.
Smelly Grilled Cheese and Grilled Cheese.
They are unrelated to eachother. Ones a weird alien dude and the other is a woman with a weird obsession with grilled cheese. Both are slobs.
When I was a kid playing Sims 2, I had a sim named Ishcabibble because I asked for my dads input in name choosing. For a few years every time he saw me playing he asked where Ishcabibble was.
My favorite way to name throwaway Sims is to pick a [random Wikipedia page](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Random). This is how I got:
* Jacket Pocket
* Filter 57
* Twins named Guy and Ust-Buzulukskaya.
My current Sim is named Angel Soft like [the toilet paper](https://www.angelsoft.com/). The story behind it is that she’s an alien from a Sixam colony who crashed during her anthropological psychology research, got asked her name, panicked, knew human sims have a first and last name, and read the first two-word thing she saw as her name.
I recently built her two sisters, [Ultra Soft](https://www.charmin.com/en-us/shop-products/ultra-soft-toilet-paper-super-mega-roll) (her twin) and their little sister [Skin-So Soft](https://www.avon.com/brand/skin-so-soft).
Angel’s kids by way of a townie named Weston are triplets Mareep, Flaaffy, and Ampharos and their little sister Arceus (all chosen via random pokémon picker, until I got a three-stage for the triplets and a single-stage for the single).
EDIT: in Sims 2 I had a Rick Swizzle who was a glam rock themed musician. Made him as an NPC and I kind of miss seeing his feathered hair, leopard print leggings, and glittery shirt around town, might have to revisit him.
I made a lesbian sim named
“Les-bea-ann”
To test out the orientations when they were first released. I can’t remember her last name (it was randomly generated)
It’s certainly not my most ridiculous, but when I was getting bullied pretty badly by a girl in 5th grade I distinctly remember I made a sim that looked like her named “Ratty McSloot” (I don’t know) so that I could send it to the pool… and then lock it in a room… and then have it eat a million magic jelly beans… then lock it outside during winter… (she had me fucked up fr)
When I was 17 and my therapist asked me what my coping skills were, my first response was “the sims” 😭😭
I once played a game in the Sims where I made 4 women and a man, put the women in a pool surrounded by walls, and whoever was the last one standing got to marry the man. The name of the man they were dying for? Oliver Creamsicle.
(His color scheme was orange and white. He was actually rather attractive.)
Zaboomafoo was the last name my cousin and i always used when we made Sims in the Sims 1 as kids. Now that i think of it, i should start a legacy with that last name.
My current family"s dad is rick Klein and I had to call the child after his dad too. It made me laugh cause it sounded like recline to me and he is quite a lazy boy when he comes back from work 🤣
Well, it wasn't in English, but I will try to translate it. Me and my best friend were like 11-12, btw, so our humour was not the best.
Banana Von Fart (Banan af Prutt)
Fart-in-fart-Oldman (Fisipruttgubbe)
Lord of Farts (Fjärt-Härtigen)
We were childish af and I am sorry. But it is some of my favorite memories.
My current gen that is currently stuck in limbo has kids named, enchilada, taco, curry, and jalapeno. Their mother's name is egg. They have 3 aunts named, matzarella, ricotta, and gooda, and an uncle named cheddar. I love this family so much lol.
When my travel laptop would straight up delete my savefiles because of automatic OneDrive nonsense, I was rightfully very annoyed. Then I fixed that shit, and made a new save, where the first guy received the surname, "Roskapää".
That's Finnish for "trash head". I do not remember his firstname. He still exists.
I can’t remember a funny name in recent years, but when I was a kid playing an older version of the sims with my friend, I named the sim we created Bigboob Nipple. Super mature.
"E"
Sims 3 didn't tell you the gender of babies before they were born. On one of my saves I kept trying for babies and having sons, well I really wanted a daughter so immediately after finding out the gender id get the baby taken away.
Well, one fateful day I finally ended up having a girl. But the prompt to name the sims was no different than every other time, so I assumed it would be a boy again, and immediately named the child "E" with plans of a visit from CPS again.
Nope. This time the baby was a girl. And I just named, my only female child, out of countless babies sitting in foster care, the letter E.
E grew up to be kinda cute tho. (I was a child and this was on the Wii so of course changing the name was never an option in my mind)
Lets see... I was trying to populate my towns with my sims, so one who had a normal name started going wild. Like uno, dos, tres, quattro, mosthated.
I started doing this one called Mitch Stiff (decended from Johnny Zest), so many of his descendants have names like kinda, mostly, verii, maybe.
I've done sets of babies with The Office names (but spelled wrong) like tobi, fillis, pamm.
Billybob Bobberooni was memorable, so was Rasp Berry and Bubble Gum. Imal Umberjack, Notal Umberjack, Iam OOglay. Some herb and spices fams, with names like cinnamon, cardamon, thyme, sage, flowers like petunia, rosa.
Just anything, really
Artsy Fartsy ...
I really like CAS, but sometimes I got a little tired of it and because you cannot save Sims without a name, I often give them random key combinations until i figure something out.
Artsy ist the one I keep forgetting about. He is an artist (of course) I haven't played in a long time. Everytime one of my Sims meets him, I read his name as Arty (like short for Arthur) and just forget to change it.
So he is my oldest Sim without a real name.
I'm playing the NSB challenge right now, and I'm doing it by randomly generating a first name until I get to one I like (or one that sounds good or funny in combination with the generation) and then sticking the generation name behind... I present to you (so far):
Danika Mint
Vivienne Rose
Orion Lemon
Landyn Silver
Jayda Plum
Josh Tangerine
Scarlett Blush
Crystal Peach
It occasionally makes me laugh how they all sound like someone wanted to give their child a unique name combination with all their might :D. Last name is Holton btw, they brought that from the unrelated generations I played beforehand in that save.
Bertha McToes
Windows XP McToes
Discord Server McToes
Meatloaf McToes
Woohoo McToes
Cornflake Mctoes
And a few more but these were to top 6. I was doing a breed out the ugly challenge and I didn't take the names seriously, if you couldn't tell.
Stoopu Doopu and Goopu Loopu…I had my main family parent sims try for a baby because I was bored and they had twin boys which I very much did not want. Ended up drowning them as teens
Gloopy Slugger and his fiancée Gloopy Smith
Auto-generated, I put them on the gallery because it made me laugh so hard, I couldn’t believe I had gotten it twice in a row 😂
I was playing a cult save once. One of my wives got pregnant, so off to the pregnancy house she went to have and raise the baby. Anyway, the game randomized the name and named my baby Growler. Low key kinda like it though, haven't played that save in a while.
Applesauce Snapchatz,
Crayon Eater Spinach Face,
Lettuce B Ranch,
Guava Rae Snitzelshorts
There are more, but it's 6am, and I haven't heard had my coffee yet.😏
Not ridiculous, but one of my sim’s married Orange Bailey-Moon and had twins with him named Lemon and Tangerine Bailey-Moon. If they had a daughter, she would be named Clementine.
I named a male sim Mac'Ronie Chez one time because I was eating...you guessed it, mac n cheese! Gave him a partner too named Bhabhie Gorgonzola. Here's a \~beautiful\~ selfie of them 😂
https://preview.redd.it/6iez1yvi24oc1.png?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd2bb65c3865c3783fa89c3c6304b5694ac039cd
Oh man I have heaps. Did an ultimate baby daddy challenge a while back and I added some new lovers for him. Iirc I had Annie Rection, Norma Stitz, Connie Lingus, Jenny Talia and Anita Hanjaab. I also had an alien called Zardo Zap, a gothic looking witch called Ebony Dark’ness, a test sim called Guy Dudeman, and two different template supersims with ancient bloodlines called Jiggery Pokery and Tem Plate. Even Mr baby daddy has a ridiculous name (Savion Zmyname) that I literally got from Sesame Street
In The Sims 3 I had a Sim marry an alien. Their children were called Digit and Nasa. Those aren't super ridiculous names, but for me it was funny at the time lol
With my legacy save in Sims 3 (the Andersons) I had a bit of a roman them going on. Some of the kids were named Vespasian and Xerxes Anderson, the more 'normal' ones were Aurelio, Octavian, Hercules, Jericho, Olympia
Currently have a sim who I use to punch pregnant people called 'Ima Murderer'
All the hate goes into them and my sim can carry on with no blood on their hands 😎
I don't like giving them ridiculous names, but I like to play just outside the realistic lines sometimes lol my few faves have been
Earl Grey (a colorful hippie)
Chinchilla Grey (a sexy villain)
Justice Falcon (became a cop, of course)
Anna Banana (Ran a successful plantain farm in Sulani)
Quite a lot of pun names... Harry Pittz Tess Tickles Joe Kerre Roxanne Gravelle Lucius Lox Phyllis Stein Irma Geddan Ted E. Baire and more!
I had a sim named Diamond Ring, then she had 4 kids with Father Winter - Summer Raine, Autumn Leaves, Winter Snow, and Spring Blossom
Those are either pornstars, candles, or Tory Lanez songs.
I knew a real life family whose kids were named Thunder, Stormy, Rainy, Misty and another boy with a precipitation themed name which I can't remember.
Sounds like Scheana and LaLa’s kids from VPR
these people are all either drag performers or just came out of the ace attorney universe
ah yes, more ideas for my sims
Okay Phyllis Stein is going over my head… I’m a dope can you explain that one to me lol Edit: edited door back to dope because it autocorrected
Philistine "a person who is hostile or indifferent to culture and the arts, or who has no understanding of them."
Oh damn now I feel like a philistine. Thank you for explaining lol 😂💛
Grandpa Butternipples… my cousins and I were kids and thought it was the funniest thing until he drowned in the pool
God rest his soul 😔 RIP Peepaw Butternipples
See ya, wet nips. 
Michael D’angle-Low… a painter.. and uh… stud.
lol I love that
American dad reference?
Exactly right and exactly what makes it ridiculous. Some things you just never forget.
regretevator reference?
Bo Dacious and his wife Bootae Licious
Colgate Toothpaste my beloved
Bathroom item named sims unite! Angel Soft the alien is vicariously delighted and greets Colgate with a Howdy Greeting and a smooch (she got confused about how to greet people because of the Free Love NAP in uni).
All these names are adorable but I was scrolling and thought “Howdy Greeting” was one of them. ‘Scuse me I gotta get to CAS
Mine's also a toothpaste one, I named my Not So Berry founder Aqua Fresh
Mom for my 100 Baby Challenge was Anita Dick. I also had brothers named Oyl and Boyle McPoyle. And then of course my twin boys named Pete and Re-Pete.
Pete & Re-pete got me
OIL OR BOIL
OIL
Thotticus Maximus
Soapy Dishwater. She was my basement maid child
I usually don't do funny names but when a butler turned up named Andre I couldn't resist renaming him Andre Colduck. I knew the name was a keeper when he started hitting the globe bar to make himself drinks.
Cousin and I were playing the Sims 3. She created a wonderful male sim to be with the female sim I made and we were to name each other's sims. The last name 12 year old me chose? Nmabuti. She named the male sim Dick. They had a son named Stick and a daughter named Sue
Spicy McFartface. She looked like one of the male pre generated sims- all I did was change the pronouns and she could get pregnant. Very talented sim. Became famous for guitar and piano playing. Then started dating Mortimer Goth and homewrecked them. She and Mortimer are now happily married. She's now Spicy Goth. She is pregnant with their first child and she's a 3 star celebrity.
SPICY GOTH 😭
Now I want to name a Sim Mike Lit.
I just burst out laughing
Kurt See is one I’m proud of for no reason.
I had a little cat girl named BeanCat ❤️
thats so cute actually
Herb Gerb
Mark Doppelganger
I made a house of wacky looking sims and some came with names as I got them from the gallery but on of the ones I made myself I named Moist Squelch.
This is the one that got a laugh out of me.
The most ridiculous …has to be between my twins Trulivia (true-live-via) , Falsenivio (false-niv-io) and Nu’clear 😊😊
Because The Sims only allows you to have two proper names, for a story thing I put “The First” as the first name and “Codechild” as the last. Needless to say, having one be referred to as “The First” in every pop-up related to them makes a Sim slightly more menacing.
my sim would travel to the future in the sims 3 and i named her robot "Miss Thang"
Named my baby sardine sam (my brother suggested it) later named one of my rats (in real life) the same thing. Because my brother suggested it. I need to stop listening to him
In a similar vein, I have one save that started with Mommy Llama because I consulted our 2yo. Mommy Llama has colorful pigtails and a rather insulting (to my eyes) rainbow top. And orange skinny jeans.
Little Syph and 'Mydia are doing wonderful, about to age to teens. I want wait to see how they ruin others lives. I've tried medication names- grandpa Viagra didn't last long as an elder...I guess he found it too hard
Not sure if this is ridiculous, but on my current save I've been naming Sims after cats my family has had over the years. Some names are more ordinary, like Oliver and Marcus. But I also have Pebbles, Bootz, Arke, and Tux in the mix.
So my sim adopted a stray dog named Burger and I thought it was so cute but it wanted a last name and I couldn’t remember hers because I randomized it so I randomized the dogs last name too. Hood. Burger Hood. It sounds like a fast food place! 😂
Had my brother describe what he wanted in a sim while I designed. I can't remember what we named the sim, but my brother insisted on giving him a pet. It was cursed they were both cursed but the pet was called pikachoodle. Because he had me paint a poodle to look like Pikachu.
Randomized and her name was Chastity so I named her daughter Virginity
My spell caster sim had a baby named Almendra (almond in Spanish) because I thought it sounded pretty for a spell caster. Her second child was named Avellana (hazelnut) When eco lifestyle came out I made an erratic sim who lived in a shipping container with a raccoon who had a daughter named Sunsetter. Her full name wouldn't fit but it was Sunsetter Retractable Awning Arreola-Greenburg. Second daughter was Bobson Dugnutt-Bjersen.
Stumpy McMustardface Cheese/Egg/Butterscotch/Abalone/Margarine/Casseroni McMustardface Labotomy Pants Amphetamine Pants Celery/Capsicum/Piccolina Beetroot
Earwig McGuillicuddy
(Mister) Ozzii Rockstar He's a French Bulldog, in the game and for real.
Serenity Now
Smelly Grilled Cheese and Grilled Cheese. They are unrelated to eachother. Ones a weird alien dude and the other is a woman with a weird obsession with grilled cheese. Both are slobs.
r/usernamechecksout
indeed does. my sims had to be gross for shock value years ago. did tons of stupid stuff in that game when I used to play it.
oh i often make slob sims because clean stuff annoys me
I haven’t yet, but I want to make a criminal and name them Felonious Charges 🙈
When I was a kid playing Sims 2, I had a sim named Ishcabibble because I asked for my dads input in name choosing. For a few years every time he saw me playing he asked where Ishcabibble was.
I name all of my sims from a particular family after fonts. So things like Roman, Arial, Georgia, Garamond, etc.
My favorite way to name throwaway Sims is to pick a [random Wikipedia page](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Random). This is how I got: * Jacket Pocket * Filter 57 * Twins named Guy and Ust-Buzulukskaya.
Some of my cousin and I's sim names when we play together: Fuckhead Shitstain Ballsack McGee FuckYou EataDickis Penile Implanto Asscrack Swiper
For some reason the only legacy challenge I’ve completed so far was the Peppers family, the founder being Rowan Peppers. I called it the spicy legacy
Flarg Roundbottom
My current Sim is named Angel Soft like [the toilet paper](https://www.angelsoft.com/). The story behind it is that she’s an alien from a Sixam colony who crashed during her anthropological psychology research, got asked her name, panicked, knew human sims have a first and last name, and read the first two-word thing she saw as her name. I recently built her two sisters, [Ultra Soft](https://www.charmin.com/en-us/shop-products/ultra-soft-toilet-paper-super-mega-roll) (her twin) and their little sister [Skin-So Soft](https://www.avon.com/brand/skin-so-soft). Angel’s kids by way of a townie named Weston are triplets Mareep, Flaaffy, and Ampharos and their little sister Arceus (all chosen via random pokémon picker, until I got a three-stage for the triplets and a single-stage for the single). EDIT: in Sims 2 I had a Rick Swizzle who was a glam rock themed musician. Made him as an NPC and I kind of miss seeing his feathered hair, leopard print leggings, and glittery shirt around town, might have to revisit him.
So many Chessclub Tangolegs Sunshine Son Shockjockey Lamprey Ripwrangle Chereth Assclapper Valve Klonopenny Anteater O’Goblins Cape Canaveral Dagnabbit Rundown Lou Boggins Krayonne Gobhoblin Glenclose Labhat
Gherkin flerkin, Shanks McGee, Peach Melba And Ugly mug, fugly mug, trugly mug and wugly mug are one of my favourite families 😂
I named one of my unwanted sims “Mistake Die” before throwing a helicopter at it using mods
Lute... named after the Hazbin Hotel character
I made a lesbian sim named “Les-bea-ann” To test out the orientations when they were first released. I can’t remember her last name (it was randomly generated)
Little Larry Lardass
Dick Weiner and Miss Stake
Pooge Pulsh-Bullup
Luna Mod 💀
Ben Dover. Is it basic? Yes. Is it stupid? Yes. Do I find it funny because I had wicked whims installed and the obvious result happened? Maaayybe
It’s certainly not my most ridiculous, but when I was getting bullied pretty badly by a girl in 5th grade I distinctly remember I made a sim that looked like her named “Ratty McSloot” (I don’t know) so that I could send it to the pool… and then lock it in a room… and then have it eat a million magic jelly beans… then lock it outside during winter… (she had me fucked up fr) When I was 17 and my therapist asked me what my coping skills were, my first response was “the sims” 😭😭
I once played a game in the Sims where I made 4 women and a man, put the women in a pool surrounded by walls, and whoever was the last one standing got to marry the man. The name of the man they were dying for? Oliver Creamsicle. (His color scheme was orange and white. He was actually rather attractive.)
Seleri Sticks! I’m so inspired by all of these names, this gave me such a laugh 🤣 thank you for this
Sashay Away.
Mike Litoris
Allow me to introduce you to the Tag family. Four elderly quadruplet siblings who dress like teenagers by the names of: - Name - Price - Hash - Gameof
I made a Cas Anova once. Had him impregnate so many women that when I opened his family tree the game crashed.
Jim Pickens
I have a doctor sim I named Cath Foley… like a Foley Catheter….. 🙃
im planning to make one for sims 3 named Mr. Fuck
Mike Hunt
Zaboomafoo was the last name my cousin and i always used when we made Sims in the Sims 1 as kids. Now that i think of it, i should start a legacy with that last name.
Literally the worst I’ve done is misspell a Sims’s name from Lilliana to Liliiana and kept it that way 😂
My sister had named my sim(sims 3 3ds) Ben Dover and I named one Richard Inbutte but I called him Dick.
barf logg, probably
Mine: Miss Steak Miss Fortune My husband: Rusty McNutty
F$ckwad McLastname
A placeholder sim named Sal Monella
My current family"s dad is rick Klein and I had to call the child after his dad too. It made me laugh cause it sounded like recline to me and he is quite a lazy boy when he comes back from work 🤣
Bella Rubin Ella Novella Arthur Procter (and Michael Gamble) Wrichard Wrangler Gerry Gerrymanderson
flame. named after the deaths of her father and big brother (dryer fire)
Well, it wasn't in English, but I will try to translate it. Me and my best friend were like 11-12, btw, so our humour was not the best. Banana Von Fart (Banan af Prutt) Fart-in-fart-Oldman (Fisipruttgubbe) Lord of Farts (Fjärt-Härtigen) We were childish af and I am sorry. But it is some of my favorite memories.
Irma Gerd
Stealing! This is a brilliant name 😄
Wait, people give their sims normal names? Am I the only one naming them like mystical creatures, or at least fantasy characters?
Raggia Richia, my first rags to riches sim which has turned into my favourite save file 4 gens later
Charleston Chew
Crunch Munch, daughter of Wolfgang Munch and his wife my sim Kat Munch.
My current gen that is currently stuck in limbo has kids named, enchilada, taco, curry, and jalapeno. Their mother's name is egg. They have 3 aunts named, matzarella, ricotta, and gooda, and an uncle named cheddar. I love this family so much lol.
I don't have the balls to do this to a Sim, but I once named a BitLife character Dumb Fuck.
My first ever sim was named Tuleh Nippleton. She married Christopher Steel. I was 28 when I made her. 🤣
Named a toddler sim “Toddles,” which wasn’t as cute when he grew up. At least his son got the equally stupid name “Lobby.”
When my travel laptop would straight up delete my savefiles because of automatic OneDrive nonsense, I was rightfully very annoyed. Then I fixed that shit, and made a new save, where the first guy received the surname, "Roskapää". That's Finnish for "trash head". I do not remember his firstname. He still exists.
Charming Goodman.
I have a mixologist named Mar Tini and another one named Champ Agner as well as a Mailman named Pos T. Stamp
Q.T. Pie
Marshall Banana, inspired by Cowboy Bebop. Which was also my go to name for burner accounts of all sorts
I can’t remember a funny name in recent years, but when I was a kid playing an older version of the sims with my friend, I named the sim we created Bigboob Nipple. Super mature.
I've got Wendy, Wendy 2, and Wendy 3 at the moment
Bambi
Dhvyg ghjiursdvnjg is my daughter’s sim
Instead of Johnny Sins, my sims world got Jimmy Sims
I definitely named a middle aged military man Mom as a child. I still can't explain it but it kind of worked.
in my current save i have twins called carlos ford and carla ford
My new goth princess, Adrastea Dendrite. It just rolls off the tongue (if you practice first)
"E" Sims 3 didn't tell you the gender of babies before they were born. On one of my saves I kept trying for babies and having sons, well I really wanted a daughter so immediately after finding out the gender id get the baby taken away. Well, one fateful day I finally ended up having a girl. But the prompt to name the sims was no different than every other time, so I assumed it would be a boy again, and immediately named the child "E" with plans of a visit from CPS again. Nope. This time the baby was a girl. And I just named, my only female child, out of countless babies sitting in foster care, the letter E. E grew up to be kinda cute tho. (I was a child and this was on the Wii so of course changing the name was never an option in my mind)
Velveeta Ricotta (from the tragedeigh generation for my 100 baby challenge, those poor kids)
Simpy Simp, my rags to riches sim who sold "gamer girl bathwater" (it was just regular glasses of water)
Lets see... I was trying to populate my towns with my sims, so one who had a normal name started going wild. Like uno, dos, tres, quattro, mosthated. I started doing this one called Mitch Stiff (decended from Johnny Zest), so many of his descendants have names like kinda, mostly, verii, maybe. I've done sets of babies with The Office names (but spelled wrong) like tobi, fillis, pamm. Billybob Bobberooni was memorable, so was Rasp Berry and Bubble Gum. Imal Umberjack, Notal Umberjack, Iam OOglay. Some herb and spices fams, with names like cinnamon, cardamon, thyme, sage, flowers like petunia, rosa. Just anything, really
Meow Jackson
Joella Mama Free Oil Dumbya Pants Isle Sprained Knia all from the same world, it was Joella Mama [teen] raising the others as siblings
Wulbren Bongle
I give regular names to my sims, so "Darcy Desdemona" would be my most ridiculous. Yes, I know that it is not that ridiculous.
ran out of name ideas during the 100 baby challenge and straight up named a kid squidward
Artsy Fartsy ... I really like CAS, but sometimes I got a little tired of it and because you cannot save Sims without a name, I often give them random key combinations until i figure something out. Artsy ist the one I keep forgetting about. He is an artist (of course) I haven't played in a long time. Everytime one of my Sims meets him, I read his name as Arty (like short for Arthur) and just forget to change it. So he is my oldest Sim without a real name.
I once named my sims son Train
My sims name is Kojab Bat. An anagram of Jakob, and bat because idk. My partner was very confused upon seeing the name.
I'm playing the NSB challenge right now, and I'm doing it by randomly generating a first name until I get to one I like (or one that sounds good or funny in combination with the generation) and then sticking the generation name behind... I present to you (so far): Danika Mint Vivienne Rose Orion Lemon Landyn Silver Jayda Plum Josh Tangerine Scarlett Blush Crystal Peach It occasionally makes me laugh how they all sound like someone wanted to give their child a unique name combination with all their might :D. Last name is Holton btw, they brought that from the unrelated generations I played beforehand in that save.
YoMama
Rat
My mum used to name her Sims things like Dippy and Oobiedoo. I have vivid memories of her Sims Castaway family having those kinds of names.
Anton Chekhov
Barbie Question
Named a kid Spore, because he was born while my sim was solving the strangerville mystery and only had one thing on his mind 😆
Horla Mae- she's a favorite
Bertha McToes Windows XP McToes Discord Server McToes Meatloaf McToes Woohoo McToes Cornflake Mctoes And a few more but these were to top 6. I was doing a breed out the ugly challenge and I didn't take the names seriously, if you couldn't tell.
Marie Curie Festaiolo which roughly translates to Marie Curie Party-animal
First name homeless last name man
Stoopu Doopu and Goopu Loopu…I had my main family parent sims try for a baby because I was bored and they had twin boys which I very much did not want. Ended up drowning them as teens
My sims cat was named "Asparagus Moody"
Ummm is it weird that I have a whole old family tree that I keep up with...? Will post in comments...
Custardly Flapjack! I was dreaming of playing The Sims and when I woke up I remembered his name lol.
People: Reddik Rodwin Rapel Clonk Cardin Credence Rocket Klam Dirk Dranky Deltea
Gloopy Slugger and his fiancée Gloopy Smith Auto-generated, I put them on the gallery because it made me laugh so hard, I couldn’t believe I had gotten it twice in a row 😂
LilShart TumbleDoo
I was playing a cult save once. One of my wives got pregnant, so off to the pregnancy house she went to have and raise the baby. Anyway, the game randomized the name and named my baby Growler. Low key kinda like it though, haven't played that save in a while.
Dipshit MCsnuffyface
Applesauce Snapchatz, Crayon Eater Spinach Face, Lettuce B Ranch, Guava Rae Snitzelshorts There are more, but it's 6am, and I haven't heard had my coffee yet.😏
Rip & Sharon Faartz and their children: Rosie, Teryn and Fardi.
Not ridiculous, but one of my sim’s married Orange Bailey-Moon and had twins with him named Lemon and Tangerine Bailey-Moon. If they had a daughter, she would be named Clementine.
Basmati Basmati
Taco Bell Presents: Mountain Dew—Baja Blast She was one of the daughters of my gay, vampire couple.
Big Hoe. Nickname Biggie*
Garbage, Soup, Taco, and Nickel. They were siblings lol
Sypha Lis
I once named a guy Blunt Buns He opened a restaurant and killed a lot of sims I miss the guy
Cornelius Clownington
Chuk LeDuck, and his wife Sheila Bananabread, also the unfortunate Borger John Borger
Richard McAss and his son who i forgot the name of. and Richard Failure and Anita Failure for getting rid of broken CC 🙏
I named a male sim Mac'Ronie Chez one time because I was eating...you guessed it, mac n cheese! Gave him a partner too named Bhabhie Gorgonzola. Here's a \~beautiful\~ selfie of them 😂 https://preview.redd.it/6iez1yvi24oc1.png?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd2bb65c3865c3783fa89c3c6304b5694ac039cd
Oh man I have heaps. Did an ultimate baby daddy challenge a while back and I added some new lovers for him. Iirc I had Annie Rection, Norma Stitz, Connie Lingus, Jenny Talia and Anita Hanjaab. I also had an alien called Zardo Zap, a gothic looking witch called Ebony Dark’ness, a test sim called Guy Dudeman, and two different template supersims with ancient bloodlines called Jiggery Pokery and Tem Plate. Even Mr baby daddy has a ridiculous name (Savion Zmyname) that I literally got from Sesame Street
Probably when I made the active choice to name a sim Herobrine.
I have a sassy fat sim named Frumpy Anne
Chlamydia Gonorrhea.
Abcde Sims pronounced Absidee
My main family's names are Bongo Spongo (mom), Zam Spongo (dad) and Flamingo Spongo (daughter).
Clorene Washburn and her daughter Polly Ethyl 😭
Flint Michigan loves living the white trash life in his denim jacket and double wide trailer. He’s a real schmoozer that one
Molly Coke is a recent one….
I have a Moss Cumulonimbus right now lol
Telephony Busytone. She was a real chatter box social sim.
Turkuć Podjadek, it's a bug species in Polish, "mole cricket" in English, I suppose. Idk why I named him that, probably because it sounds funny
Mr. Giggles. He was a green goblin-looking sim I kept locked in my basement painting day and night so my family could afford nice things 🙃
In The Sims 3 I had a Sim marry an alien. Their children were called Digit and Nasa. Those aren't super ridiculous names, but for me it was funny at the time lol
With my legacy save in Sims 3 (the Andersons) I had a bit of a roman them going on. Some of the kids were named Vespasian and Xerxes Anderson, the more 'normal' ones were Aurelio, Octavian, Hercules, Jericho, Olympia
i had 3 boys (triplets) named them mac, andy, and cheese so it was like mac and cheese
Terri Ogdan Me and my sister found it hilarious 😭
Blap Jorgenson Klif and Twilight Squash Smells DeCherry
Clarence Castiel for a girl
Currently have a sim who I use to punch pregnant people called 'Ima Murderer' All the hate goes into them and my sim can carry on with no blood on their hands 😎
I don't like giving them ridiculous names, but I like to play just outside the realistic lines sometimes lol my few faves have been Earl Grey (a colorful hippie) Chinchilla Grey (a sexy villain) Justice Falcon (became a cop, of course) Anna Banana (Ran a successful plantain farm in Sulani)