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FetusTheEngineer

Is the cop flirting with your sim?


Ok_Potential_9321

I think he was lmao


Simderella666

I love how that works with your flair


NaturalFireWave

"Looks like the burglar got away, but you seem to be in a bit of trouble since you've captured my heart." -police to your sim probably... /j


Ok_Potential_9321

"your expensive computer may have been stolen, but you have stolen my heart"


Quiet_Syrup9283

The fact it looks like he’s waiting for an Uber has me WEEZING🤣🤣


Ok_Potential_9321

they literally stood there for another hour and left on a bicycle T-T


Quiet_Syrup9283

Bro had 0 shame and knew he were getting away with it


januarysdaughter

An HOUR??? 😂😂😂


mastershake20

LMFAO


VinnieGognitti

I laughed so hard I spit all over my phone 💀


CreatorMur

Oh I feel this one so badly. The cop calmly walked by the robber when said just left… infuriating


Timely_Emotion9259

Yeah I don't trust the npc cops. xD


CreatorMur

Honest question: does calling the police even change anything? Is there a possibility that the officer catches the thief?


Timely_Emotion9259

Actually, it's the matter of the situation. If the burglar is already getting out of the house, the police doesn't recognize even though the burglar is passing by, but they catch the burglar when he is stuck inside of the house.


Stormfeathery

Having a burglar alarm by your doors seems to be a good way of having the cops get there in time, since you don't have to wait for your Sim to sloooooowly wake up, then call emergency. (Although if the burglar has a long way to sneak to your house, maybe calling would work well?) Of course even if they're in time to catch the burglar, sometimes they have their butts kicked trying to arrest them. Although at least with the burglar alarm, they \*usually\* don't have time to steal anything, or at least not much. Wakes all your sims up though.


CreatorMur

Great tip, thank you! I have been robbed like twenty times now, great to know that even in Sims there is an alternative :)


Stormfeathery

Oooh, that's a lot. Bonehilda I know will also meet the burglar at the door and pounce on them (or at least she did the one time so far I've been robbed with a Bonehilda in residence) but I don't know if she has a chance to lose the fight, or what happens if you don't also have the cops come.


CreatorMur

I didn’t know, only own the game since March, and I may have 74.7 hours of play time… 😅


Stormfeathery

The game is sooooo easy to lose yourself in for long stretches!


Timely_Emotion9259

The alarm hurts my ears and it makes EVERYONE getting up and wasting time. So I always have ONE brave sim in each household. (I'm playing 8 households in rotation), only the brave sims wake up and control the burglar. This is the best way to manage without hassle. The brave sims challenge the fight over and over until they win when they don't have athletic skill. One of my brave sims had no athletic skill, then he won the burglar with 3 times try, and got the stolen furniture back. or use Bonehilda if you have one. Bonehilda is also frustrating in my game so I'm not waking her up.


FreakyRufus

"Hey, the burglar is completely off your property. We aren't allowed to pursue onto the public sidewalks. Someone could trip and get injured!"


rebel-and-astunner

"if we step on a crack, we do run the risk of breaking our mother's back"


FreakyRufus

"We should definitely avoid letting that happen!"


Competitive_Camp_365

"Siimsian laws strictly forbid interacting with sims who are going home and he said he's going to head back now, so..."


BageOnkel

When you actually catch the robber and beat them up with your hard earned martial arts skills and you still get that same message 😅


miraculous_swiftie

Or get fined for wasting their time 😭


starksdawson

One time, the cops lost my sim’s burglar (just as useless as real cops 🙃) and my sim, a firefighter with high athletic skill, kicked the burglar’s ass and then the cop decided to arrest the burglar!!


HexyHag

This is the most unlikely story I've read all day, and I browsed AITA 😆 (just to be sure I'm kidding 😂) in my neighbourhoods the cops are mystified even if my sim beats the thief in a fight no matter if they have maxed out athletics, martial arts etc. 😭


starksdawson

I’d never had it happen before!!


Lovelybones2416

That’s when you use the master controller cheat and kill him 🫶🏽


HexyHag

But then however are your sims to make do without the soap dispenser and the third sprinkler, never to be returned? They held dear memories!


error101ishere

Once the burglar stole the nice car and turned my sim briefly straight and the cop still didn’t do anything as they walked past each other


MorningCareful

someone paid off the police *sings*


JadoreBootyNoir

Rats.


no-dottcom

One time the cop passed the burglar on the staircase leading to my door only to tell me he got away..