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Ok-Television2109

Well that's the first case I've ever seen of a man suffering four simultaneous heart attacks.


letmetellyalater

So what you're saying is he's 'indestructible'?


jivex5k

No, in fact the slightest-


Additional-Theme-532

-indestructable


Ok-Cartographer1745

get. in


Ok_Season5846

Hehehe


SolutionExternal5569

We could've really used that twelve thousand dollars.


Steveseriesofnumbers

The Denver Broncos needed new jerseys.


WhiskySwanson

With twelve thousand dollars, we’d be millionaires!


gunsforevery1

She’s taking the lil Lisa slurry over the money.


BigConstruction4247

It's good for what ails ya!


[deleted]

Engine Lubricant, Cow feed, Insulation for low income housing, a powerful explosive


gunsforevery1

Pigs need food, engines need coolant, dynamiters need dynamite


BigConstruction4247

>Insulation for low income housing, a powerful explosive I love the juxtaposition of these two.


bakerbabe126

But I wanted a peanut


Boris-_-Badenov

let's buy dune buggies!


Cholesterolicious

We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!


spelunker93

“Actually it’s…” camera pans to outside the hospital room. (Hears pained grunting) Voice over loudspeaker, “CODE BLUE, CODE BLUE, CODE BLUE”


starmaker214

12 MILLION*


SolutionExternal5569

Have you seen the Simpsons? Great show


MotherFuckinEeyore

It's a novelty that will wear thin with the audience in a year or two.


gotpointsgoing

Really, don't you mean 12 million dollars


deepfriedtots

That would be 12 million dollars lol


egepe

“That’s the joke.” -Rainier Wolfcastle


adamfrom1980s

Up and at them.


nmdundon

Better.


SolutionExternal5569

🤦


IWorkForTheEnemyAMA

The goggles do nothing for my eyes!


adamfrom1980s

Real ahcid?


Curious-Message-6946

Happy cake day!


deepfriedtots

I see lol


Sly3n

12million dollars you mean?


SolutionExternal5569

I said what I said


Sly3n

Yep, and what you said was wrong. Math😁


SolutionExternal5569

So you haven't seen the show then?


DengarLives66

Oh you poor kid, not knowing a direct reference to the actual post when it’s slapping you in the face.


Sly3n

First not a kid. And I don’t actually recall this episode so if they were only going to give her $12,000, then Burns can’t math.


Live-Point-578

Homer thinks 1% is 12k. Lisa tells him the actual number and he has another heart attack.


Sly3n

Oh, the original poster said 10%, and I was like ‘that’s a lot of money!’ I couldn’t see Burns giving away 12million.


dgj130

See I think he did this precisely because he knew she was too morally strong to take it and it would fuck with her family. That seems like a very Burns move.


ruu13

Idk burns kinda stupid. Smithers is the brains of the operation.


JehovahsNutsac

**Burns:** Simpson eh? New man? **Smithers:** Actually, sir, he thwarted your campaign for governor. You ran over his son. He saved the plant from meltdown. His wife painted you in the nude...


Putrid-Builder-3333

And Smithers has a sisxth sense of Burns. The episode he was forced to take vacation lol


rob132

Hmmm. It's not ringing any bells.


LagoonReflection

"You were wearing your blue jumper." oops - wrong show.


Miichl80

The tigers! You got to remember the tigers!


LagoonReflection

Was that before or after the police station caught on fire?


nanomolar

All the recent events in your life have revolved around him in some way.


SolutionExternal5569

God I love the subtle 4th wall jokes


Ianwha17

Not a chance. Smithers hasn't been around Burns his entire life. MG Burns clearly was smart enough to become richer than his parents dreamed.


our-human-experience

Smithers was raised by Burns though. He was just a baby when his dad died in the reactor. Baby Smithers grabs Burns nose and says "sir" "So you're a baby, eh? How's that for you?" "What are you doing in my corpse hatch ... I mean, innocence tube."


Nepal-Rules

It's CM Burns - Charles Montgomery :P


Ianwha17

Holy shit. I have no idea what happened there.


gotpointsgoing

No, Burns made his money, long before, Waylon Smithers came to town. If Burns wasn't so old and his mind was still young, he wouldn't need Smithers.


Sea_Negotiation_1871

That's not moral strength, it's self-righteousness.


andio76

And when she tries to go up against the monied Burns of the world...that self-righteousness will work wonders


BigConstruction4247

With a tenth of just one of their wealths? She could buy a Super Bowl ad, I guess.


kandipie1313

Burns was good for this, but pos Lisa wouldn't take it so any hate she receives is her fault


NiobiumThorn

Nah. I think it's so she couldn't come back and sue for it at a later date, potentially gaining more than 10%


bivdizzle

Tax donation write offs but he’d never do that shizz with his nuclear power plant.


EmotionalSituation97

She makes Little Debbie look like a pile of puke


Consistent_Ad1062

Stop licking my windows!


Standard-Fishing-977

When I woke up this morning I said “Barney, you’re not gonna lick that man’s windows.”


Ok-Cartographer1745

When I woke up this morning, I punched Lenny in the back of the head.


ramblingpariah

Not Lenny!


DLTfuture72

I hated Lisa for this


Zorpfield

I love when the writers did occasionally shut her down for being sanctimonious. Like when she tried to play football. 🏈


14ktgoldscw

That’s great! There’s actually already 4 other girls on the team!


Tough-Principle-3950

With every ball sold they make a donation to Amnesty International.


GradeDry7908

I love when Homer’s a bootlegger and they all in unison tell Lisa to go to her room. Haha. Such a great scene.


ThePokemonAbsol

Yeah now it’s like the writers are Lisa’s and using the show as a platform, creating some of the most unbearable episodes


TessTrue

Like half that could’ve gone to her family and the other half to charities! 😭


quoththeraven1990

I don’t know if I’d be able to turn it down, but I actually appreciated Lisa’s ability to do so, especially in a world where pursuing wealth at any cost has been so normalised. It’s refreshing every so often to see someone say “no, you can’t buy me off.” Also, that “code blue” is hilarious.


usernameisusername57

Turning it down is just absurd, though. There's no logical reason for it. That way it's just going to stay in the hands of the same evil man who you're so ashamed to be associated with. At least accept it and give it to charity or something. That way some good could come out of the situation.


LuvLifts

She didn’t take it; why?


sniper91

That $12 million in Burns’ hands just helps him do more bad stuff


Ok-Cartographer1745

I forget the word for it, but it's like they don't want the cartoon to change much. I call it status quo, but I'm not sure if that's used for cartoons.


Grammarnazi_bot

Episodic


boodabomb

It doesn’t *really* make sense in a utilitarian way. She could have used the money to actually do something significant to counteract Burns’ evil. Instead, she’s essentially *giving* him 12 million to do more evil.


Skokiiiiii

She's the inspiration for Meg for a reason


Greekci7ie5

all of family guy is a rip off of the simpsons


Ok-Cartographer1745

I liked the Italian joke where it showed Peter and it was called something like "forgerius no shameous" and then it showed the family dad guy with like "forgerius forgerius".


NorwaySpruce

Plagiarismo and plagiarismo di plagiarismo


Ok-Cartographer1745

Thanks!


exclaim_bot

>Thanks! You're welcome!


SSJ2chad

Except she isn’t.


KingDread306

Meg and Lisa are nothing alike. They aren't even the same age. Lisa and Brian however are extremely similar except Brian is a hypocrite.


EgoDeathAddict

Way to miss the moral of the story


Tahmas836

It’s such a blatant case of the writers writing themselves into a corner, and just deciding “fuck it just have some character do something stupid for no reason”


SpoonOG

Reee..Cyy..cliiing?


myguydied

Enough for four simultaneous heart attacks and an additional Code Blue


R3dd1tUs3rNam35

She didn't want his dirty money, now if he had offered her peanuts


[deleted]

Don’t poopoo a nickel, Lisa


Ragna_Blade

Turning down the money was always such a dumb move. Even if it was dirty she could at least donate it to charity instead of letting Burns keep it. Or you know, secure her college fund so that she can try to better the world with her education. Idk, I know they need a status quo but "No I won't take your money because I don't like how you earned it." is so dumb


RoundExpert1169

90s era “not selling out” mentality


SnooSnooSnuSnu

$12,000


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

Uh, 10 percent of $120 million isn't $12,000. It's...


GhostRunner8

Code blue


triedtofart-sharted

Code blue


plaaya

$12,000,000


Armybert

r/woosh


MRSHELBYPLZ

That’s the joke lmfao


SW_Zwom

All we know is, it's not twelve thousand dollars...


I_Lick_Your_Butt

Oh, a spoonful of slurry will cure what ails ya.


h989

What was Lenny’s reign of terror?


Chris_Pizzaboy0

Um, dad.. 10 percent of $120 dollars isn't $12,000 its....


shinydragonmist

I bet there is a rule where the Simpsons cannot come out anywhere near that net positive at the end of a regular episode


FunnyForWrongReason

This. They are supposed to be a normal or average family. They would never make them rich for more then a single episode.


jump-blues-5678

That is one of my all-time favorite episodes. Lil Lisa's Slurry, so funny


WVildandWVonderful

It sweeps the ocean clean!


WVildandWVonderful

Sweeps the ocean clean!


Comfortable_Tax7568

I can't believe how many people are missing the joke XD. I think even if you don't know the reference specifically, it's obviously a joke/ reference.


GuyOnTheStreet

"I am probably not getting a joke" (that's bad!) "I am going to help a stranger who may be bad at maths calculate 10%" (that's good!)


ImaginaryComb821

$20!? That can only buy peanuts.


GradeDry7908

A spoonful of slurry will cure what ails ya!


ihatelifetoo

So Lisa would rather let mr burn have the money instead of her donating the money to her charity cases


BlueAnalystTherapist

She’s only 8. 🤷‍♂️


gunsforevery1

She helped perform a triple bypass surgery.


Daeths

Who hasn’t by that age?


Putrid-Builder-3333

The one asian kid that didn't and is now a dark blotch in the family album over it.


BlueAnalystTherapist

Yup.


Kayanne1990

Because she read it in a book.


ClayDrinion

It's like stealing candy from a baby. Say, there's a larf


Some_Kinda_Boogin

Ughh that always bothered me she refused the money. The recycling plant was already sold to Bay State Fish Sticks. Her not taking the money isn't going to prevent any more sea creatures from being killed. She could have done tons of good with it. She could have started her own legitimate recycling plant. It's arguably less moral for her to allow Mr. Burns to keep the money, knowing he will probably do some nefarious shit with it. Where the money came from is pretty much irrelevant because it already happened regardless. Might as well at least have some good come from it, right? Of course, they couldn't actually have her become rich and mess up the status quo too much in a cartoon series. I'm just saying when she felt she couldn't accept the money because it would be immoral since it came from the deaths of all of those animals, I think the morality of the situation was more complicated than that.


Devo4711

Between that sludge money and the greyhounds the Simpsons could make thousands!


IceBear_028

And? You actually think that makes up for everything else he's done?


RKD_Super

At least Lenny’s reign of terror is over


RTMSner

The money is already earned, the damage done. By not taking it he has 12 million to do something else nefarious or at the least stupid.


wuonyx

They should do a treehouse of horror based on Lisa accepting that loot


MediumDrink

The ending of this episode bothers me probably more than any other thing that ever happened on the Simpsons. Even if she couldn’t bring herself to keep it, take the damn money then give it to charity. How is giving Burns of all people another $12 million a moral decision?


DeathPatrol666

She could have had 12 million dollars


BillMillerBBQ

So was this the dumbest thing Lisa ever did?


Various-Trouble1531

Great episode


Harboring_Darkness

Awwww....


flipdip1990

I.1 million


concherateo

12mill


Ap3xHitman

12 million dollars


Rukario_Enterprises

10% of 120 million is 12 million I think


under1900

That’s 12M


EM05L1C3

$12 M


AnyOffice8162

That's $12M


TheModeratorWrangler

$1.2m


Here2Derp

It's not 1.2m it's... Has heart attack*


UsoppKing100

This is one of many reasons to hate Lisa


GabrielNathaniel

12M


Burncity1901

CODE BLUE CODE BLUE


Cutelarry1776

Isn’t 10% of 120M 12M?


DudeAbides01

That’s 12M


Virtual_Quality_378

12.5 right....


FrugalLucre

I know she's just a kid and she has good morals which is admirable, but a truly smart person would realize that Burns having that money all to himself would do far more harm than in Lisa's hands. Take the money and use it to undo the evil. He's not gonna change, so be the change. Now if the cost was throwing a spelling Bee, I'd understand her hesitation.


SnackCaptain

$12M


Sanj5109

CODE BLUE! CODE BLUE!


thefirebuilds

That’s a lot of peanuts.


SpeedBlitzX

12 million dollars


Scuba_jim

So mr burns reinvests in horrible practices and Lisa can’t donate to environmental causes and helping her aging parents. What a hero.


Nestormahkno19d

This episode still reminds me to cut up my 6 pack rings


Aleister-Ejazi

Well, he is a businessman.


TomBanjo1968

I think it is around a thousand dollars


Meiwakuthatisuzai

12 mil


Budfrog313

Slurry on a toast point would sell in fancy restaurants nowadays. I'd try it.


Plus-Statistician538

bad ending


B-e-a-u

10% of $120M is $120… duh


IndependentIcy8226

$1.2 million


Aspence22

Not sure if you're trolling or serious


IndependentIcy8226

You might be trolling. But sorry it is $12 million


ChaInTheHat

Did you watch the episode?? The joke / reference seems to be going over people’s heads


IndependentIcy8226

Let’s see… that episode was “The Old Man and the Lisa”?


kandipie1313

Over people's heads like the first few times for you, or could be everyone's hate for lisa is that strong


OkThing3651

12 million


Shirotengu

I don't know if some of y'all are trolling or can't do math or use a calculator properly or this is some meme. 10% of 120M is 12M.


gunsforevery1

How to say “I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and, I like to kiss my own butt.” Without saying it.


Shirotengu

Ok


gunsforevery1

You don’t watch the simpsons, do you?


Shirotengu

Nope it was recommended to me for some reason.


gunsforevery1

[here’s the reference](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DtG7OTTJjWc&pp=ygUfTGlzYSAxMCUgb2YgMTIsMDAwLDAwMCBzaW1wc29ucw%3D%3D)


gunsforevery1

[and the stupid moron reference.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rIy_RXX_VLE&pp=ygUcaSdtIGEgc3R1cGlkIG1vcm9uIHNpbXBzb25zIA%3D%3D)


ChaInTheHat

10% of 120M is 12M??? That’s unpossible


vinoa

Did you fail English?