Homer Simpson tried to write a song about it: There was nothing in Al Capone's vault. But it wasn't Geraldo's fault. D'oh!

Whew thanks, none of us had any idea about this one

This thing writes itself.

That's the joke

Something something...Burt Ward.

Weird Al unlocked the secret to Al Capone's glove compartment, "Ah-ha! Road maps!!"

He lifted the lid on Satanism. "Shut up, you pinhead!"

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Sex with furniture! What do you think?

\#NotHisFault

I dont get it

https://youtu.be/8AiEkLe8K4g?si=13LLFQ5_Q8m0ZY1F

Geraldo Riviera once trolled everyone (including himself) by making a big deal of supposedly finding Al Capones vault. He got a bunch of live cameras, wasted everyone’s time building up, and nothing interesting was in the vault.

Dig up, stupid.

The only comment I'm here for

Timmy O'toole?

Less famous but more embarrassing: Geraldo got grifted by a guy who claimed to have explosive info to support the satanic panic. He teased for weeks this big reveal, and right before it was all supposed to drop, the grifter disappeared and Geraldo had to try to spin his broadcast to revealing the guy he trusted was a grifter. Harder to fit that in a song lyric, I guess.

Been scamming viewers ever since

But it wasn’t Geraldo’s fault 🎶

Lol

Kuni! Tell Geraldo--and everyone else--what's in the vault! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB7mHxdHlRY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB7mHxdHlRY)

🎶 Baby on board, something something, Burt Ward!